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It was nighttime in parrots apartment, wind seeping through the cracked window as parrot cleaned up the room and wifies set up a sleeping bag
“You sure you don’t wanna just sleep on the couch?…”
parrot hummed, the living room was literally a hallway away in the apartment
Wifies rolled his eyes
“I’m FINE, I not gonna waste this sleeping bag.” He insisted, before hearing his phone ring on the floor
he picked it up expecting it to be a spam caller, except the name that popped up was-
“Wato what the hell are you doing calling me at 10:40 pm..”
wato snorted on the other side
”pfff- I knew you would be awake”
Parrot immediately was intrigued, walking over and peering over wifies shoulders, trying to listen into the conversation.
Wifies gave parrot a look before warning Wato “Your on speakerphone by the way”
”oh.”
”hi parrot.”
“I guess..”
Parrot rolled his eyes at Wato's uninterested greeting, mumbling a disgruntled "hey" in response
Wato continued
“whatever, anyways, me and some other friends wanted to know if you guys wanted to come hang out for a sleepover a few days from now?”
”and don’t worry it’s people you know, I know you hate strangers el oh el”
Wifies let out a chuckled sigh at Wato saying lol out loud, like who does that, Wato I guess
“Uhh” he thought for a moment, then looked at parrot silently to see if he wanted to go
Parrot felt Wifies staring at him and thought it over for a few seconds
His gaze met wifies for a moment, a silent conversation taking place.
"Depends...who all's coming?..”
He finally spoke
”oh wow answering for him? Your a bad friend”
“Bruh.”
”I’m just JOKING.”
”anyways, I’m pretty sure derap is going since he set up the whole thing, spoke, wemmbu, flame, kenadian because I’m lowkey forcing him to, zam sadly couldn’t come because she’s on vacation- andddd I think mapicc and Eggchan are coming also”
Parrot tilted his head
“Jesus...that's a lot of people."
He glanced at Wifies again eying him questioningly.
“Uh…yea I think we’re ok with going, well I mean if that’s ok with you of course” he said looking at parrot with approval
“wow does he have to approve of everything you do?”
“You cannot be serious.” wifies spoke, just wanted to go to bed already
“I do not approve of EVERYTHING-“ parrot retorted, feathers ruffling in annoyance
“oh boo hoo”
“you coming or not?”
”I’ll gladly take my best friend out of your hands for you”
Wifies snickered half asleep while Parrot's eye twitched at Wato's comment
“He’s my best friend too you jackass-" He was abruptly cut off as Wifies elbowed him in the side, a nonverbal request for him to shut the fuck up and just make a decision
“Fine, yea we’ll come” he huffed angrily
“alrightyyy!!”
“derap just messaged me that it’ll be in like 3 days, that good for yall?”
“Yea! That’s should be fine, thanks for inviting us!” Wifies said a little excited but also trying to end the call as quickly as possible
Parrot dissolved his peace by making the conversation longer and saying
“Anything specific we should bring or...can we just kinda...show up?"
“oh no your good, it’s at wemmbus house, or, his parents house actually- can’t believe that rich bum still lives in his parents house..but whatever, he’s rich so, ALL YOU CAN EAT!!”
Parrot's expression shifted to very intrigued, his lips twitching slightly at the mention of food
"...All you can eat huh…" He muttered, his voice suddenly a lot more invested in the conversation
Wifies snorted beside him “Of course you get excited at all you can eat you fat ass…”
Parrot's cheeks flushed with embarrassment, a grumble escaping him as he shot the other man a sharp look.
"...Shut up. I'm not FAT I have a fast metabolism you dick."
“HAHAH, YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND JUST DISSED YOU YOU LOSER”
Wato suddenly shouted out from the phone
Parrot's face turned more red, drowning in embarrassment.
“WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP?! YOUR BOTH ASSHOLES!!”
Wifies was laughing his ass off, as well as Wato in the background snickering too
“I’m kidding I’m kidding- but yea we’ll see you there Wato-“
“okayyyyy baii wiffiiii”
”byeee watoful” wifies said back, using a nickname too
”.”
”bye parrot. or whatever..”
“Ok fuck you too.” Parrot said rolling his eyes, muttering something about ‘so disrespectful’ under his breath as he climbed into bed
as the call ended Wifies couldnt help but laugh at the way Wato changed her whole demeanor, Wato was really one of the bestest friends he had, other than parrot of course,
“Oh come on don’t be a goo goo ga ga baby bruh” Wifies mocked
“IM NOT BEING A BABY!!” Parrot said getting defensive, his wings/head wings flaring up
“Watos a humongous chud dude..”
“Yea…I know..” wifies snickered
“But at least we have something to look forward to?”
Parrot sighed
"Yeah, I guess..." He muttered, a slight pout still present on his face as he added, "The...food's gonna be good, at least...”
“Oh your STILL talking about the food?”
“STFU”
“whatever whateverr..goodnight..” he said softly, laying his head down on his makeshift pillow he made out of a random sweater he found on the floor, probably from when he was too lazy to do the laundry and just hid clothes under parrots bed
“Night..” parrot huffed out, rolling over onto his stomach so his wings wouldn’t fold over uncomfortably