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centaurs-gen-chat

Summary:

Ilya accidentally adds Shane to the Centaurs Discord chat.

Things go about as well as you'd guess.

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Thanks to wovenstarlight for the Discord skin, it looks beautiful

Chapter 1

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# centaurs-gen-chat

Ilya (Yesterday at 9:32 PM)
Everyone is ready to hit the road tomorrow, yes?

Bood (Yesterday at 9:33 PM)
FUCK no, are you kidding, roz? its gonna go to shit

Ilya (Yesterday at 9:33 PM)
We could win! Don’t underestimate us

Cassie (Yesterday at 9:34 PM)
Yeah, hey now, hon! Ilya’s right, you guys could win!!

Troy (Yesterday at 9:34 PM)
Ehhhh… Sorry Cassie, sorry Roz. Not much of a chance.

Coach Wiebe (Yesterday at 9:36 PM)
Come on guys, I’m with Rozanov, we’ve gotta stay positive

Ilya (Yesterday at 9:36 PM)
Thanks Coach👍

December 3rd, 2020

Welcome, hockeyy123. We hope you brought cake. (Today at 1:04 PM)

hockeyy123 (Today at 1:04 PM)
… Ilya did you mean to send me this link?

hockeyy123 (Today at 1:04 PM)
No seriously @Ilya is this the fucking centaur group chat why the fuck am I here

Ilya (Today at 1:04 PM)
Oh fuck

Luca (Today at 1:05 PM)
Hello? Who are you? Is something wrong?

hockeyy123 (Today at 1:05 PM)
Ilya, how do I leave? I don’t know anything about this app

Luca (Today at 1:05 PM)
Wait I’m sorry was that rude, I didn’t mean ‘who are you’ like ‘why are you here, just… y’know

Ilya (Today at 1:05 PM)
No no, why is he here, why are you here!

hockeyy123 (Today at 1:05 PM)
WHY AM I HERE??? ILYA YOU SENT ME A FUCKING LINK TO THIS GROUP CHAT

Ilya (Today at 1:06 PM)
oh

hockeyy123 (Today at 1:06 PM)
Yep

Ilya (Today at 1:06 PM)
oops

hockeyy123 (Today at 1:06 PM)
Yeah. Fucking OOPS

Caitlin (Today at 1:07 PM)
Hi @hockeyy123 ! I’m Caitlin Dykstra, I’m Evan’s wife. Even though it seems like this was a mistake, it’s nice to meet any friend of Ilya’s!

hockeyy123 (Today at 1:07 PM)
Oh no, I’m not Ilya’s friend.

Evan (Today at 1:08 PM)
WAit is this rozs GIRLFRIEND??

Bood (Today at 1:08 PM)
HOOLY SHIT ROZ IS THIS YOUR GIRL

Evan (Today at 1:10 PM)
ROZ???

Bood (Today at 1:11 PM)
@Ilya @Ilya @Ilya

Ilya (Today at 1:12 PM)
Ah. Yes. This is my girl. We will figure out how to get her to leave now.

Caitlin (Today at 1:12 PM)
Oh my gosh!! It’s so nice to meet you! And there’s no need to leave, there’s (obviously) WAGs in the chat!

hockeyy123 (Today at 1:13 PM)
Holy shit Ilya I’m going to kill you

Ilya (Today at 1:13 PM)
Oops. Sorry, Jane. 💕💕💕

Luca (Today at 1:14 PM)
Hi Jane

Lisa (Today at 1:14)
Hiya Jane! Welcome to the Centaurs WAGs!!

Bood (Today at 1:15 PM)
HER NAME IS JANE

Troy (Today at 1:15 PM)
Hey Jane. I’m so sorry my teammates are like this. Rozanov is just notoriously quiet about his dating.

hockeyy123 (Today at 1:15 PM)
Thanks Troy. And hi. I guess. I’m Jane. Ilya’s girlfriend.

Ilya (Today at 1:16 PM)
My Jane is very private, is why I never introduced her before. She is amazing though 💕 I love her so much

Wyatt (Today at 1:16 PM)
Wait shit that was cute. Why is he being cute

hockeyy123 (Today at 1:17 PM)
Well it turns out Ilya is pretty sweet when he wants to be.

Troy (Today at 1:17 PM)
Damn. That’s cute. Roz where you been hiding this side of you all this time?

Ilya (Today at 1:18 PM)
With Jane of course. She is the only one that gets this side of me. Only one.

Bood (Today at 1:18 PM)
Fuck I don’t even have anything to say to that, I think Roz is just a softy at heart. Love that for you buddy.

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