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5 hours until the wedding
Kira was gooning. Yeah that’s right.
Furiously.
Furiously Gooning, reaching speeds that had never been reached before when Aj spoke up.
They were on Aj’s bed, gooning to their respective fictional spouses when Aj realized something, Aj realized…she had something to get off her chest.
Something that had been bothering her for….for a good 67 days, she needed to propose to Kira, to confess her undying love! Her passion for the goonette on her side!
With the splat noises of Kira’s furious goons in the background, she did it.
“Kira, I love you! We have to get married!!”
Kira never stopped looking at the William afton png on her iPad , she never stopped, face glued to the screen she lit up with joy.
“Wow! Yes Aj I love you too! We can get married right now!”
Aj….Aj was a bit conflicted, to pull Kira away from her gooning was a crime she would never even think to commit…but at the same time, with Kira’s excitement, she knew it would all be okay.
3 hours until the wedding
Ayu was being a fatass, just chewing, munching, crunching. When they heard an urgent knock on the door, Ayu turned the tamsy moan audio up, attempting to drown out the incessant banging when—-
“Ayu get outside!” Aj screamed, “I’m getting married and you have to come!” Aj shouted relentlessly, but to no results, Ayu stayed holed up in her little hovel, goon jar in hand.
Aj knew this wasn’t working, Ayu was too much of a chud for just shouting to work, but Aj had a plan, she had crawled all the way to Ayu’s house and was determined to get her out the house. Aj quickly went to the nearby fast food chain and gathered up all the food she could possibly carry.
And then she got to work, as Ayu soaked in her fat rolls Aj devised a plan, a doughael cutout on one side, a pure vanilla on the other, and in the middle, a Tamsy holding a fat amount of fast food
Ayu gasped as she smelt the food, poking her fat rolls out the window, eyes widening when spotting the characters of her affection.
Ayu sprung into action, tackling the cutouts.
While Ayu was busy jacking off on the cutouts, Aj caught the obese monsters leg and finally got Ayu to listen.
A few minutes, until the wedding
It took about a few hours to get the guest list in check, Ayu had been chosen to be the ring bearer for the lovely wedding. John Egbert was chosen to be the flower boy, Edgar Allan Poe as the officiant, the assembling bridesmaids and all.
Aj could hardly wait, as she got ready in the room across from Kira’s her nerves worsened…what if her other 7 marriages didn’t show up. What if nobody was excited to see her marry the gooner of her dreams…
Aj pushed those thoughts to the side as one of the bridesmaids announced that there was 3 minutes until it was time
It’s now or never.