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To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
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Subject: so here's a question . . . .
i am completely stumped. what the hell do you get a super-genius who doesn't seem to have any regard for personal ownership of things for his birthday?
austin
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Subject: RE: so here's a question . . . .
A haircut?
>i am completely stumped. what the hell do you get a super-genius who doesn't seem to have any regard
>for personal ownership of things for his birthday?
>austin
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
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Subject: RE: so here's a question . . . .
Sorry, I usually do his paperwork and pick up his junk-food for him. Oh, and maybe give him advance warning about the birthday cake so he can duck out of the hat.
>i am completely stumped. what the hell do you get a super-genius who doesn't seem to have any regard
>for personal ownership of things for his birthday?
>austin
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
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Subject: RE: RE: so here's a question . . . .
Meow, Garcia.
>A haircut?
>>i am completely stumped. what the hell do you get a super-genius who doesn't seem to have any regard
>>for personal ownership of things for his birthday?
>>austin
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Subject: RE: RE: RE: so here's a question . . . .
What? I am just saying, pretty soon he's going to be able to put it in a ponytail, except he NEVER WILL.
>Meow, Garcia.
>>A haircut?
>>>i am completely stumped. what the hell do you get a super-genius who doesn't seem to have any regard
>>>for personal ownership of things?
>>>austin
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To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: so here's a question . . . .
i like his hair. it has uses. :P :P :P :P
>What? I am just saying, pretty soon he's going to be able to put it in a ponytail, except he NEVER WILL.
>>Meow, Garcia.
>>>A haircut?
>>>>i am completely stumped. what the hell do you get a super-genius who doesn't seem to have any regard
>>>>for personal ownership of things?
>>>>austin
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To: AUSTIN
From: ME
CC: EM , PEN
Subject: Spence cuts his hair once a year, and he missed last year, so it won't get cut until the next cutting date.
You think I'm joking, but I'm not.
Austin: http://www.dragoncon.org/ and specifically http://www.dragoncon.org/members.php#DC_Memb and the GoH banquet and by this I mean you going WITH him, if you can possibly stand it.
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J. Jareau
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Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: so here's a question . . . .
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I am justly punished. You realize I have to WORK WITH HIM, right?
>i like his hair. it has uses. :P :P :P :P
>>What? I am just saying, pretty soon he's going to be able to put it in a ponytail, except he NEVER WILL.
>>>Meow, Garcia.
>>>>A haircut?
>>>>>i am completely stumped. what the hell do you get a super-genius who doesn't seem to have any regard
>>>>>for personal ownership of things?
>>>>>austin
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
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Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: so here's a question . . . .
Austin 1, Garcia 0. I will be keeping this score somewhere.
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>I am justly punished. You realize I have to WORK WITH HIM, right?
>>i like his hair. it has uses. :P :P :P :P
>>>What? I am just saying, pretty soon he's going to be able to put it in a ponytail, except he NEVER WILL.
>>>>Meow, Garcia.
>>>>>A haircut?
>>>>>>i am completely stumped. what the hell do you get a super-genius who doesn't seem to have any regard
>>>>>>for personal ownership of things?
>>>>>>austin
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To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Spence cuts his hair once a year, and he missed last year, so it won't get cut until the next cutting date.
WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT.
sheer brilliance, you rock. a lot.
>You think I'm joking, but I'm not.
>Austin: http://www.dragoncon.org/ and specifically http://www.dragoncon.org/members.php#DC_Memb and the GoH banquet and by this I mean you going WITH him, if you can possibly stand it.
>—
>J. Jareau
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
CC: [email protected], [email protected]
Subject: RE: RE: Spence cuts his hair once a year, and he missed last year, so it won't get cut until the next cutting date.
And hey, with this much advance notice, he MIGHT even be able to book the time off! ;P
>WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT.
>sheer brilliance, you rock. a lot.
>>You think I'm joking, but I'm not.
>>Austin: http://www.dragoncon.org/ and specifically http://www.dragoncon.org/members.php#DC_Memb and the GoH banquet and by this I mean you going WITH him, if you can possibly stand it.
>—
>J. Jareau