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Finn sat down in his bedroom reading the season five script. He noticed something really quickly.
Why is there barely any scenes with noah? I mean mike and will are friends, just friends why is there hardly any scenes in of mike and will? He was confused.
The truth is that finn enjoyed filming with noah. He enjoyed following ross and matt’s order of queerbaiting the audience so much that he actually thought that byler had a chance of being endgame. He was pretty upset that nothing happened between the two. I mean really, mileven was the endgame ship? This was giving him horror flashbacks to reddie where all the fans thought his character richie was in love with eddie, when they were clearly just friends, nothing more. He was scared as to how the audience would react. Matt and ross went too far.
He instantly phoned noah. Maybe the only gay cast member would understand.
“Hey noah, have you had the chance of reading the scripts yet.”
“Yeah finn I just finished. My only question is that how is millie going to film the waterfalls scene when ross and matt used chatgpt for the script.”
“I thought the same thing. I was also kinda sad about the queerbaiting. I mean that was kind of our job since season two but it’s kinda crazy how unsatisfying it will be for the audience.”
“I agree. It’s lowkey sad we don’t get to film together again.”
Finn felt his cheeks flush. He was gonna miss staring at noah’s lips and ass all day on set.
*****
Finn arrived on set. Today he was going to film the scene when eleven dies. He had to get into his emotional bag, but didn’t know how to.
The cameras were getting set up. Millie just finished getting her makeup on to film her characters unsatisfying death scene and walked onto the set to film the scene where el ultimately perishes.
That was until he heard matt, ross and shawn shout some stuff behind the scenes.
“NOAH IS A EVIL ZIONIST WHO WILL NEVER BE LOVED BY ANYONE EVER HE IS AN EVIL CHOP HOE”
That was it. That was finn’s final straw.
Finn was only told to shout el. Nothing more. Especially no screaming. But finn started improv shouting and screaming. He was devastated. It was like someone stepped on his foot.
“EL”
screaming.
“EL”
More screaming.
“EL”
“EL”
as millie cry’s.
Oh my goodness. He is getting an emmy for this amazing performance. And it was all because of the duffers shouting mean stuff about his evil zionist.