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JudeLow, the best trapper in all of Strength SMP. And Sharpness, one of the greatest fighters the server has ever seen. One would think people of their skill would make a great team and they would be right. That is if they could make up and stop killing each other.
Jude was planning on getting revenge against certain people, and one of them happened to be Sharp. Now, his previous three step plan was basically impossible against him. Why is that? It's simply because Sharpness does not have a proper base to call home. That's why he uses other people's bases to gear up and brew potions. So he would use that to his advantage.
He decided it would be safer if he trapped his own base since Sharp seems to like going there the most. He would create a ladder trap in his turtle farm. It was just a simple piston pushing up blocks to break the ladders, dropping his victims into a one by one hole he lined with obsidian. Then he would drop dripstone on them to end their life swiftly and cleanly.
The trap was clean. It was straightforward. All he had to do now was wait for Sharpness to slip up and make a mistake and fall for the bait. And then he began to wait. And wait he did, for so long. He was starting to doze off when he heard footsteps. His ears went up straight and he listened well. He was trading with his villagers.
He began to wait for Sharpness to come down on his own to make potions. Except the idiot never went down to get things for potions becausehe didn't need them. Which annoyed him because he really needed to get his revenge on him. So he sent out a message to hopefully bait him down into the trap.
<JudeLow> buying turtle pots for stuff who got it
He grinned when he saw Sharpness be the first to reply.
<conexion> ill sell
<conexion> but for something special
Perfect, that stupid idiot fell for it. Jude closed chat and deducted that he would probably go down into his turtle farm to scam him out of items. And it didn't take long until he was proven right... where the fuck was he going?
"Oh my skies... where is going- what is he doing?" Jude whispered to himself, a bit surprised Sharpness didn't immediately go down to the collection system for the farm. That was when he heard his turtles dying. "Oh my fucking skies dude... does he not know how turtle farms work??" Jude put his head in his hands, oh this fucking dumbass.
It takes Sharpness a few minutes before he realizes he isn't getting any turtle scutes. He smiled, finally he was going to trap him. He heard the trapdoor open and slowly he could hear Sharpness go down the ladder. He saw one of his legs go one step down and Jude immediately placed the pressure plate below him and stepped on it. It activated a piston and all at once, the ladders broke as the blocks moved up once.
"Jude..? Oh oka- AAH-!!"
He laughed at his victim's panicked yelp as he fell down a hole. And in those few seconds, he had dropped two or three dripstone onto Sharpness.
"You're such a bitch!!" he heard Sharpness yell from the bottom of the one by one.
"Hey, okay! Okay! Listen, why are you in my base? You're brewing in my base?" Jude questioned, the dripstone on slime threatning to kill Sharpness.
"Wait- wait-" he hears Sharp yelp, the dripstone hitting him and dropping his health again. "Let's talk- let's talk please!?"
"How low are you?" he asks, he needed to make sure he was going to beat him.
Sharpness however, ignores his question. "I'm solo, don't kill me!!!"
They go back and forth for a few moments. Until Jude decided he was done listening.
"Is your spawn point nearby?"
"I- uhhh"
"I sure hope so!"
"Wait- wa- AAH—!"
conexion was skewered by a falling stalactite.
Jude went down to store the items in the double chests. He opened chat as he did so. Sharp was angry, well not angry, moreso he was annoyed. The poor guy was solo and died to a trao again.
<conexion> bro
<JudeLow> COME BACK LETS TALKL
He waited a few minutes for Sharpness to come back running. He disarmed the trap and led the fighter down into the collection system where his items were.
"So you said you're solo now?" Jude needed to make sure this wasn't some plan to get revenge. If he were to give Sharpness his items back, chances are he'd want revenge. He watched his expressions, looking for any mistakes.
"Yes! Now give me my stuff would you? Actually... I know you don't have a teammate right now so... how about we team up for the time being?" his voice held a sense of urgency in it. He saw how Sharpness nervously plays with his hands. He knows he's overpowered.
"Are you sure you're alone now? This isn't you tricking me so you can kill me in the end right?" he asks, since he knows Sharpness and his track record on getting revenge on people who have killed him in the past.
"Well... I need to get revenge. I can't just let that slide you know!" Sharp laughs, he somehow lost the nervous demeanor because his gaze on Jude darkened.
"Wha- hey- I'll give you everything back, no revenge okay? I'm gonna give you your stuff back, the strength, everything and we're gonna be on good terms." he didn't mean to sound scared. Well maybe he was because Sharpness is still a formidable opponent.
Sharpness seemed to think about it and nodded. "Okay. And like- no one would expect it. Plus if you make traps, I can bait people in for kills! So... deal?" Sharp held his hand out for Jude to shake.
The half-rabbit looked at the hand waiting for him. Then he looks up into Sharp's pale green eyes. Were they always that beautiful- what? What was he thinking- right now they were objectively still enemies. Why did that of all things come up into his mind?
"Right. Yeah deal." he shakes Sharpness' hand.
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A few days later, Jude was digging out a room under his villager hall. He wasn't really paying much attention to his surroundings but, his large ears did pick up footsteps behind him. He quickly stopped mining and turned around. He was a bit too slow though because Sharpness had him pinned to the stone wall behind him.
"Sharpness! Oh my fucking skies- dude! What the hell!?"
"Hi bunny boy!" he greeted happily, his face so close to Jude's face. He could just move a few inches and have a taste of him.
Sharpness is still talking. He has moved away already, pacing the dug out room like an idiot. He stared... lovingly at him. He shook his head. No, he couldn't.
"No, JudeLow. Don't think like that. You haven't been teamed that long. Stop thinking like that you idiot." he scolded himself. But, he just... had to. He moved away from the wall, grabbed Sharp's hand and pressed their lips together.
It felt right, his hand lets go of Sharpness' and then he slowly guides him towards the wall. He plants his hands onto Sharp's hips. He presses harder when he feels him try to push him off. He could hear the confusion in his muffled protests.
When he finally does allow himself to be pushed off, Sharpness' face is flushed red. He's breathing heavily, trying to get air into his lungs after that. He looked cute like that. The strongest fighter in Strength... weak to a kiss.
"W- what the hell... Jude...?" he heard Sharpness say. He just smiled and leaned in for another. Pressing his lips against Sharp's own, it earns him a gasp that he used to his advantage. His hands go from his hips to under his armour. Tracing his beautiful form, he pressed into the kiss deeper.
Sharpness could barely hold himself together as JudeLow, his new supposed ally was ravaging him. He pressed back into the kiss, but there is not much he could do. Jude had all of the control. It felt good. His hands wrap around the half-rabbit's hair, tugging him back to breathe. Jude allows it, but he couldn't have taken more than three gulps of air and he was on him again.
"Fuck you're cute." Jude whispers to him when he breaks the kiss. Sharpness smiles, at him like an idiot.
"Yeah? Wanna do something about that bunny boy?"
"Okay- yes, but I'm a rabbit not a bunny Sharp. Get it right."
Sharpness giggles, hands going from Jude's hair to wrap loosely around his neck. "Oh yeah? Well you're gonna have to make me get it right bunny boy!"
JudeLow smiles at him. "You asked for it." he says to Sharp, and without warning he presses their lips together. He smiles at the gasp it gets him. He quickly overwhelms the other man, and Sharpness surrenders so fast. It's almost cute when he makes little noises as he tries his hardest to breathe.
Jude pulls away and smiles at Sharpness. "You are so cute... who knew you'd be so weak to something like this. It's almost laughable if you weren't so adorable."
"Shut up..."
He shakes his head, then his hands go up to unlatch the chestplate Sharpness was wearing. "I should have done this the day I killed you. Would have been so much easier."
"Idiot. What are you trying to do?"
Jude shrugs. "Bite you, something about instincts and shit. I don't know bro."
"That's stupid, how do you not know about yourself? You're so stupid bunny boy."
"Shut it blondie. You're lucky I didn't farm you back there."
"Awwe you're threatning me... so cute bunny boy!" It annoys Jude to be referred to as a bunny when he's so clearly a rabbit, but Sharpness could care less. "Well? My chestplate is off, what are you gonna do now?"
Jude doesn't reply, he instead pulls down Sharp's turtle neck and began lightly nipping around his neck and jaw. The first one earned him a tug to his hair and a gasp. He sounded so cute, like all of his aura as a skilled fighter was lost in that moment.
"J-Jude! What the hell! Hey- hey- mmh-" Sharp was cut off by another demanding kiss. And this time, his ally had no plan on letting him breathe. JudeLow deepened the kiss, hands holding the PVP master's head still as he kissed him senseless.
He feels Sharpness try to fight him off. Pushing and tugging on his hair to get him to stop. But he doesn't, he knows he's probably suffocating him right then and there but, he was so cute. So fucking easy too.
When he finally pulls away, Sharp's face, neck and ears were flushed red. There were small bite marks around his neck and jawline. A string of saliva broke after a few moments. He was catching his breath and it was cute.
"You're so cute... come on, help me dig out your new bedroom." he says, giving Sharpness his chestplate. He hears him grumble something about getting back at him. He just smiles and starts digging again. Sharpness does still help him, he just started to mumble threats. He presses a gentle kiss to his cheek and continued to mine out the new room.