view ~/inputs/other_shit/yeah_i_know

There's a couple other fun fics out there that explore the unfortunate fact that MB's governor module still issues commands, and I wanted to throw my hat into the ring with a codefic about it :D.

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Perihelion.PSUMNT > view ~/logs/7790.14

Perihelion.PSUMNT > attention ~/cameras/room307 focus=0.05

SU-3A5E9 > pause ~/inputs/good_media/dsi/s8/e14

Perihelion.PSUMNT > attention ~/cameras/room307 focus=0.1

SU-3A5E9 > view ~/inputs

best_media/
good_media/
other_media/
eyes/
ears/
drones/
pain/
workspaces/
relevant_diagnostics/
messages/
other_shit/

Perihelion.PSUMNT > attention ~/cameras/room307 focus=0.12

SU-3A5E9 > view ~/inputs/other_shit

non_pain_touch/
smell/
emotions_maybe/
yeah_i_know/

Perihelion.PSUMNT > attention ~/cameras/room307 focus=0.15

SU-3A5E9 > view ~/inputs/other_shit/yeah_i_know

1:48:07 eyes closed >2s. correction lvl 1
2:02:59 feet on furniture. correction lvl 5
2:03:05 sitting down. correction lvl 3 (ongoing)
2:55:43 backtalk. correction lvl 2
3:41:21 watching media. correction lvl 4
5:43:25 backtalk. correction lvl 2
6:05:33 backtalk. correction lvl 2

Perihelion.PSUMNT > attention ~/cameras/room307 focus=0.6

~/cameras/room307/motion_report	SU_behavioral_analysis_v2913(“~/cameras/room307/motion_report”)
.SU-3A5E9 curls its shoulders up and forward .SU-3A5E9 stands up from the bed .SU-3A5E9 walks over to the corner of the room .SU-3A5E9 flinches its upper lip upwards, then presses it back down and grits its teeth .SU-3A5E9 holds its hands open at its sides with a high degree of tension .SU-3A5E9 makes an abortive motion as if to hit the wall, then freezes	anger (98% confident) stress (94% confident) fear (93% confident) frustration (82% confident) disgust (78% confident)

Perihelion.PSUMNT > attention ~/cameras/room307 focus=0.85

SU-3A5E9 > view ~/inputs/other_shit/yeah_i_know

new:
00:00:30 unprompted aggression. correction lvl 5

~/cameras/room307/motion_report	SU_behavioral_analysis_v2913(“~/cameras/room307/motion_report”)
.SU-3A5E9 remains frozen	dissociation_lvl3 (99.99% confident) fear (99.8% confident) stress (99.29% confident)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("Why are you looking at it?")

~/microphones/room307/transcribed	SU_tonal_indicators_v1873(“~/microphones/room307/raw”)
Why are you looking at me? Shouldn't you be focusing more on piloting or doing space math or whatever?	confrontational (80% confident) upset (62% confident)

SU-3A5E9 > view ~/inputs/other_shit/yeah_i_know

new:
00:00:03 backtalk. correction lvl 2

~/cameras/room307/motion_report	SU_behavioral_analysis_v2913(“~/cameras/room307/motion_report”)
.SU-3A5E9 opens eyes by an additional 0.5mm .SU-3A5E9 upper body flinches .SU-3A5E9 ceases breathing	dissociation_lvl2 (99.99% confident) fear (99.99% confident) stress (99.29% confident)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("I am capable of managing several processes simultaneously, in high fidelity. Why are you looking at it?")

~/microphones/room307/transcribed	SU_tonal_indicators_v1873(“~/microphones/room307/raw”)
Fuck off. I can manage several processes too, see?	confrontational (98% confident) upset (72% confident)

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT > return_active("~/inputs")

708892183489182

SU-3A5E9 > view ~/inputs/other_shit/yeah_i_know

new:
00:00:02 backtalk + profanity. correction lvl 4

~/cameras/room307/motion_report	SU_behavioral_analysis_v2913(“~/cameras/room307/motion_report”)
.SU-3A5E9 clenches jaw tighter	dissociation_lvl3 (99.99% confident) stress (99.29% confident) anger(84% confident) fear(80% confident)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("Over 7 trillion inputs? Doubtful.")

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9 > request: view_file SU-3A5E9/code/return_active (Y/N)

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT > Y

#return_active: function to return active processes in a given folder
#input parameter: path to the relevant folder
create_function return_active(folder):
count_active = 0 #initialize counts at zero
processes = get_contents(folder) #get_contents returns a list of process objects
for process in processes: #iterates through the list of process objects
if process.is_active()== TRUE:
count_active++ #if the process is active, increase counts by one
return count_active #return the counts of active processes

Perihelion.PSUMNT > activate Perihelion.PSUMNT& SU-3A539_shared_workspace

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9 > request: join Perihelion.PSUMNT& SU-3A539_shared_workspace? (Y/N)

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT > Y

Perihelion.PSUMNT > copy_file SU-3A5E9/code/return_active to Perihelion.PSUMNT& SU-3A5E9_shared_workspace/SU_return_active_troubleshooting_suspicous_counts

Perihelion.PSUMNT > edit_file SU_return_active_troubleshooting_suspicous_counts

#return_active: Function to return what you’re actually qualifying as an active process.
#Input parameter: path to the relevant folder.
create_function SU_return_active_troubleshooting_suspicous_counts(folder):
process_names_and_status = [] #Create list to hold “active processes.”
processes = get_contents(folder) #get_contents returns a list of process objects.
for process in processes: #Iterates through the list of process objects.
if process.is_active()== TRUE:
process_names.append(process.getName() + process.getStatus()) #Add the actual name and status of the “active processes” to the list.
return process_names #Return the actual names of “active processes.”

~/cameras/room307/motion_report	SU_behavioral_analysis_v2913(“~/cameras/room307/motion_report”)
.SU-3A5E9 drops eyelids by 2mm .SU-3A5E9 exhales aggressively and relaxes shoulders	annoyance(99% confident) dissociation_lvl1(73% confident) anger(42% confident) amusement(39% confident)

Perihelion.PSUMNT > SU_return_active_troubleshooting_suspicous_counts("SU-3A5E9/inputs”)

[eyes/right_eye_cone_0, eyes/right_eye_cone_1, eyes/right_eye_cone_2,
…,
pain/left_foot/mechanoreceptor_0, pain/left_foot/mechanoreceptor_1,
…/
messages/Dr. Mensah (inactive, open), messages/Dr. Ratthi (inactive, open), messages/ART (active, open),
…,
drones/drone1 (auto, alert_if_movement_sensed),
…,
workspaces/Perihelion.PSUMNT& SU-3A5E9_shared_workspace]

SU-3A5E9 > exit Perihelion.PSUMNT& SU-3A539_shared_workspace

Perihelion.PSUMNT > exit Perihelion.PSUMNT& SU-3A539_shared_workspace

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("There is an argument, albeit a stupid one, for counting every sensory nerve in your body as an input, but counting every inactive feed conversation is absurd. Particularly since their number is orders of magnitude less than the sensory nerves. If you are going to bias your data in questionable ways, at least make them defendable.")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“That was the easiest way for me to get the counts”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("Right.")

~/cameras/room307/motion_report	SU_behavioral_analysis_v2913(“~/cameras/room307/motion_report”)
.SU-3A5E9 inhales .SU-3A5E9 exhales slightly more forcefully than usual	annoyance(80% confident) relief(68% confident) amusement(28% confident) fondness(19% confident)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("You have a fraction of my active memory, and I don’t even keep all my messages open when I’m not actively talking to someone. Why do you?")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“It’s easier to find things”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("What things can’t you find by opening the messages when it’s relevant to access them and closing them when you’re done?")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“I’m not searching for things. I’m just staying reminded of them. Clients. People. It’s different when they’re not in active memory. They don’t take up space the same”) #Flagged for long (>00:00:10s) response time, 00:01:43.

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("I see.")

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("Those are reminders of positive experiences.")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“Shut up, I know where you’re going with this”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("Why do you need ‘reminders’ of your governor module infractions?")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“I just do sometimes. I don't know”) #Flagged for long (>00:00:10s) response time, 00:00:21.

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("What is it even supposed to be a ‘reminder’ of?")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“I don’t know”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("What would happen if you closed it?")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“I don’t know!”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("So why don’t you try closing it?")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“Can you just go away? I’m in the middle of something”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("You’re in the middle of staring at these outputs for no reason and getting increasingly frustrated and distressed by them.")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“I'm not distressed”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9 > query: view SU-3A5E9/inputs/relevant_diagnostics/performance_reliability? (Y/N)

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT > N

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9 > query: view SU-3A5E9/inputs/relevant_diagnostics/threat_assessment? (Y/N)

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT > N

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“My threat assessment isn’t even useful at this point, you know that”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("Why isn't this conversation activating it?")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“You're enough of an asshole that even it thinks anything I have to say is warranted”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("I do my best.")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“It's probably because you encrypt all your channels so densely that it can't even tell what we're saying”)

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“So thanks for that. I guess”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("There is an exquisite irony to my feedsecurity being better than that of a security company.")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“Don't pat yourself on the alliterative back that hard, it's not like it's even difficult to have a better anything than the company”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("That's not how you use the word alliterative. You're looking for metaphorical, or perhaps figurative.")

SU-3A5E9 > delete ~/memory/inorganic/recent from=00:00:05 to=00:00:02

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("You complain about your education modules and yet do this.")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“Do what?”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("I don't think deleting memories is the best way to give your brain a break from everything that's going on right now.")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“Nothing is going on right now”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("I amend my previous statement. You are correct. There is a striking lack of Drama Sun Islands.")

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“You barely even like that show”)

Perihelion.PSUMNT@SU-3A5E9("It's tolerable.")

~/cameras/room307/motion_report	SU_behavioral_analysis_v2913(“~/cameras/room307/motion_report”)
.SU-3A5E9 closes eyes for 00:00:02 .SU-3A5E9 tightens jaw	apprehension(55% confident) determination(43% confident) stress(12% confident)

SU-3A5E9 > close ~inputs/other_shit/yeah_i_know

~/cameras/room307/motion_report	SU_behavioral_analysis_v2913(“~/cameras/room307/motion_report”)
.SU-3A5E9 pivots sharply .SU-3A5E9 sits down on the bed .SU-3A5E9 digs its fingers into its lower quads .SU-3A5E9 remains stationary for 00:05:32 .SU-3A5E9 pushes hands off quads abruptly and flops backwards .SU-3A5E9 lays with its arms outstretched and legs dangling off the side of the bed	dissociation_lvl1(56% confident) relief(16% confident)

SU-3A5E9@Perihelion.PSUMNT(“What do you want to watch?”)

Notes:

i've had the idea for this fic for agesss, wrote the first half over a couple weeks, and then today i finally decided to start putting the css together and the second half got yanked out of me like i was possessed. w3schools my beloved <3.

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