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Ken pov
Today was a day like the others, no actually it was not, it was beach day with Barbie and her friends and I volunteered to build her a brand new perfect car for the perfect girl in the world
I was walking to her house with ally equipment but suddenly I see waiting at the door my soul enemy, stupid fucking Ryan
"Woah what the actual hell are you doing here?"
I ask already pissed off. For literal YEARS he has been trying to get with my girl which is low key insensitive cause I'm literally right there
"Urg? Kenny Boy?"
He said finally noticing me as he out his mirror away, "Of course you're here, you're alwayyyyys here," he said rolling his eyes which annoyed me, like what in the what? I AM the one supposed to ask this question, I point my finger at him, "Me? Of course I'm here?! Youre the one whose always here. Seriously what's your reason," I say even though I already know the answer
"Well to impress Barbie of course" he says showing off his muscles, which I can help but just take a glance annoyed that he is lowkey buffed
"Yeah well, stop that. Today her AND I are busy she asked ME to help her with fixing her car," I say proudly winging my toolbox at him
"Woah woah woah woah delusional Kenny boy" he stars, shaking his head, "she asked ME to help her fix her car," he continues leaving me confused and annoyed
"Don't play with me right now," I say leaning to him to assert dominance, "she asked ME, to help her," I say pointing at myself
Ryan leans closer as well our chests practically touching, "Nuh uh! She asked ME to help her,"
"Hell no! She asked me!"
"No me!"
"I said me!"
"And I told you it was ME!"
"Well I told you first that, IT. WAS. ME."
"I td you second so it count as if I said it first!"
"what the heck does that even me-"
"Boys! You're there! Amazing!"
Barbie greets, the door finally opened, "I'm glad you made it! Ill show you the car!" She said with a happy smile, as she walks out, indicating us to follow her
Ryan and I look at each other confused but still follow her, "un Barbie, what do you mean by 'Boys'?" I ask, confused as why she's not telling Ryan off, "Real like, boys as one and two? Not one?" Ryan adds. Barbie stops walking, a beautiful pink car behind her, "Oh well, I thought that you two could use some help! Four hands are better than two," she explains, winking at the end
"But Barbie-" I try to talk
"See you later guys ! I hope the car will be ready for all of us to go to the beach!" She says happily before walking away again
I lower my head in defeat sighing before glancing at the annoying man besides me, who was already getting lazy
"Well you heard her, the car better be ready," Ryan says leaning agaist and relaxing, I approach him, oh hell no, hes not about to let me do all the work
"Oh no no no no! I am not doing that alone?"
"What? I thought that you were good at allat, was it just to impress Barbie?" He says with a stupid smirk on his face
I groan, shaking my head, "I am NOT trying to impress Barbie, she already thinks I'm good," I start to explain myself, "That's what you think," Ryan mutters, "what did you say?!" He smirks again leaning toward me,
"Come on. You don't seriously think that she thinks you're talented," Ryan says, crossing his arms with that stupid look on his face, "What? Don't even start! And that's not even the subject i- she asked BOTH of US. It'll literally go quicker if you move your ass and help me," I say pointing my finger at his chest multiple times, "Unless you want me to tell Barbie you didn't do shit," I add with a proud smile on my face,
"You have no balls to do that," Ryan talks back, his nerves clearly touched, "Oh you wanna bet?" I say leaning more, "well I bet you can't even do a bet," he mocks me, I mean he was right, I wouldn't bet on something like that hut I wouldn't admit that, "Oh fuck you," I say pushing him away but he almost fall into Barbie's roofless car and somehow he takes me with him as we both fall into the car, with me on top of him
We were close. Hella close. And somehow I could feel my heart beating faster and now we were looking into each other eyes, I can feel his breath on me
"Woahh Kenny boy, I know I'm hot but don't be all over me"
I can feel myself blushing as I just stand up
"Don't flatter yourself you idiot"
I get off the car and start to look around, to see what exactly is wrong with the car. Ryan stands up as well, following me around like a stupid dog, and I simply ignore him focusing at the task at hand
I open the car hood, and try to look at the engine, and I can feel him looking over my shoulder
"Urg. What?" I say annoyed as I turn to face him, "did you find the issue?" He asks, I sigh rolling my eyes, "Not yet." I say crossing my arms, "Woah you're taking your sweet time," he says, which annoys the hell out of me
"I would figure it out if you weren't breathing in my NECK right now," I say pointing at his chest, "Woah! Relax, I'm just trying to help," he says putting his hands up in surrender, "And how are you doing that?" I say, sighing in exasperation,
"By looking handsome of course," he adds, biting his bottom lip and putting a finger on his chin while raising his eyebrows together
I push his face away, "Let.Me.Work." I say exaggerating my words, turning my back to him, as I check the engine again. Ryan is still behind me but then he finally walks off, sitting in the car, and starts to play the guitar and it pissing me off how good it actually is
"Can you stop that. It's disturbing me" I say scoffing, "Come on Kenny Boy live a little!" He says clearly teasing me, I shake my head ignoring him,
I continue to take care of the car, and finally I found the issue
"A bottle of glitter...?" I say out loud, and almost immediately the engine start to work again
"Oh guys! You did it!" Barbie suddenly appears, her best friends behind her... And Raquelle?!
Ryan suddenly stands up, flexing his arms, "Oh yes Barbie. I actually did it allll alone!" He says trying to take the credit
"What?! No ! No! I literally did it!"
"Please Kenny Boy. Don't try to discredit me," he says petting my head but I chase his hand away
"You didn't do anything!? I literally did the job alone,"
"Nope that was me"
"No me?!"
"Well anyway! Everyone in the car!" Barbie says walking past us with her friends and Raquelle, ignoring us completely
Knowing it's time, I decide to ignore Ryan and take my bag in full speed, but Ryan does the same, so we run to the car to take a seat only to notice that there's no seat available
"Um Barbie...? Where is my seat...?" I ask, looking at her at the driver seat
"Yes Barbie, where is MY seat?" Ryan interrupts me and i just roll my eyes
"Oh I'm sorry boys.. There's no place left! But you can still join us! We'll see each other at the beach!" She says with not second thought, leaving me dumbfounded meanwhile Ryan goes to talk to his sister, Raquelle, who HAD a seat in the car
"Why the hell do you have a seat? You HATE Barbie," He calls her out, "Oh please. Don't think her and I are friends, it's merely a plan," Raquelle starts
"I will be the prettiest and most stylish at the beach and I will finally DETHRONE Barbie," she continues laughing maniacally
Everyone but Barbie look at her , raising an eyebrow, "Oh! I meant, have fun a the beach of course, ah ah ah.." She corrects herself but everyone could tell that she was being hypocrite as usual
"Oh Raquelle! You're so funny!" Barbie says, oblivious to Raquelle's intention. I sigh, sometimes I feel like she's deliberately clueless to Raquelle's rivalry
"Anyway.. Barbie, i-"
"I'll see you at the beach ken!" She says before starting the car and driving away
I sigh, did she really leave just like that? Luckily, I have got my car, so I can still join her
I walk to my car, and I can tell Ryan is following me but I don't pay attention to him, once there I open it and get it,
I was about to put my seatbelt on when I can feel a presence on the passenger seat
"What the- why are you in my car." I ask sarcastically,
"What? Going to the beach?"
"Aha. Nice joke. Not in my car." I say faking a laugh
"Hey come on Kenny boy! You have a driver license and a car, be co for once!" He says grinning
"No."
"Please?????"
"No."
"Kenny boy pleaseeee???"
"No."
"Please please please please please please please please"
"No."
"Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please"
"Oh Lord you're so annoying, okay okay okay whatever! You can stay!"
I say in defeat, knowing it could have lasted the whole day, Ryan cheers happily
"Horray! I knew that you could be cool Kenny boy!" He says, getting way too comfortable in the seat, "Well only one time," he adds
I sigh rolling my eyes, "But YOU stay silent, and I AM in charge of the aux." I say turning on the radio,
"urg whatever you say Kenny boy," he says his hands behind his head as he relaxes on the seat
I really can't stand this dude.