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“LEN.” Fukase shouts at the top of his lungs.
“WHAT.” Len shouts back not nearly as loud as Fukase.
“I made a breakthrough.” Fukase says more than an excited toddler.
“In what?” Len says confused.
Fukase pulls Len’s arm roughly and moves him into the basement where they pass by 40 kidnapped people.
“What happened to the other 40 people?” Len says confused.
“They died while I made this masterpiece." Fukase says moving quicker than Len can move.
“How the fuck do they die?” says Len confused and a bit scared for what he might see”
“They tried to revolt against my great idea.” Fukase says letting go of Len’s hand to open the basement's second door made to prevent people from escaping.
“Here it is.” Fukase says opening the door and there it was.
“What the fuck am I looking at?” says Len both impressed and disgusted.
“My chicken microwave.” Fukase says, waiting for Len’s reaction.
Len just looks at it while thinking what to say or if he should even say something.
“What- how- why- … ok.” as Len takes a deep breath “1. What made you do this, 2. How did you do this, 3. Why did you do this?”
“1. I thought it would be cool” Fukase says, thinking of another reason.
“2. Quite easy all I did was cure the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis from the chicken and give the chicken Sevoflurane, Isoflurane and Desflurane as for the microwave I had to do a bios update unplug it during the middle of it so it was bricked and no not that way and then for fusing them I shaped the chicken around the microwave and then woke up the chicken and fixed the microwave.” Fukase says in a know it all tone.
“What the fuck did you say?” Len says not understanding anything Fukase just said.
“3. It was super fun to see if you could mix animals and microwaves.” Fukase says, answering Len’s question.
“What did you say?” Len says wanting answers for the second question.
“It was super fun to see if you could mix animals and microwaves.” Fukase repeats.
“No, the second answer to my question.” Len says a bit pissed off now.
“What about it?” Fukase says confused.
“Can you explain it in simple terms.” Len says slowly.
“Fine, I cured the chickens pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis which is a lung disease caused by inhaling ash and sand dust.” Fukase says slowly, almost mockingly.
“Ok.” Len says a bit annoyed by what he perceives as mocking.
“Then, I put the chicken under anesthesia using 3 different types of anesthesia.” Fukase says slowly and mockingly.
“Ok, YOU DON’T HAVE TO SPEAK SO SLOWLY FOR FUCKS SAKE.” Len says pissed off.
“Ok, calm the fuck down.” Fukase says, trying to calm Len down.
“Ok.” Len breathes in and out and calms down.
“And then, I updated it and pulled the plug which makes it impossible to use properly.” Fukase explains how bricking laptops works.
“And for fusing I don’t know how to explain it.” Fukase says confused on how to explain fusing.
“Does it cook food?” Len says getting hungry.
“Well, I haven’t tested it but what is the worst that could happen?” Fukase says naively.