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Hi, I'm Jelly Cuckoo Terracotta Helicopter Explosives Slug Ladder Umbrella Glue, but you can call me JC The Slug, I'm a slug who is also an ancient cosmic entity that can travel around the multiverse. I may or may not be British-French-Canadian.
A bit of context, Norman Price from Fireman Sam went out of his way to burn down the Multiverse with the assist of Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda, so JC The Slug (that's me) travelled around the Multiverse to form and lead a team of heroes to stop Norman Price, that team being The Just-Sticks League. The team includes Mort (an ancient friend of mine), Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Frank the Sky God (from Madagascar, specifically All Hail King Julien) Inspector Gadget, Dr. Nefario, Kermit the Frog, Flain, Krader, Teslo, Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, Marcy Wu, Donkey Kong, Wallace, Zakia (from زكية الذكية), Hilda, Twig, Asterix, Obelix, Tow Mater, Chef Jim the Dumbass Dimetrodon, Red from Angry Birds, Libby Stein-Torres, Jimmy Neutron, Carl Wheezer, Sheen Estevez, Thomas the Tank Engine, Uncle Grandpa, Mr. Gus and Pizza Steve, Corto Heilani (from Droners), Oro the Aqua (also from Droners), SpongeBob SquarePants, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Perry the Platypus, a Machine Gun Pomegranate from Plants Vs. Zombies, Hooty from The Owl House, Fred Figglehorn, Gon the Dinosaur, Mario, Luigi, Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Blue Power Ranger i don't know his name, Shrek and Lightning McQueen
We face Norman Price at a Multiversal centerpiece and cosmic recycling bin known as the Time-Twister, Norman uses the Anti-Fairies to summon Bill Cipher (who used to be friends with Mort), and then Bill briefly turns the Time-Twister into a Weirdmageddon 2.0, Norman gets betrayed by the Anti-Fairies and they join Bill Cipher in this Weirdmageddon, and then Norman wishes (through Anti-Wanda, that ditzy anti-fairy) for the Anti-Fairies and Bill Cipher to combine together (AGAINST THEIR WILL, BILL DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS MURPING MADNESS) and out comes an abomination.
Fun fact regarding Mort, a trillion eons ago, he used to be friends with Bill Cipher but broke off due to Mort not wanting a Weirdmageddon due to his concern for the safety of King Julien, and Mort also used to be friends with Alduin (not friends anymore due to Mort viewing King Julien superior to Alduin), and Mort used to live in the Boiling Isles (that's how he met Hooty), but got banished due to touching feet, Unlike Bill and Alduin, Mort is still friends with Hooty. And Mort is friends with Death from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish and they usually have tea parties in the Time-Twister. Oh and Mort met JC The Slug in 50 BC, they used to watch Asterix and his fellow Gauls fight the Romans and place bets on the Gauls. Given how Mort is in canon, all of that means it's still true to his character in so many ways. (Don't believe me? Look up Mort Madagascar Lore)
Anyway, I, JC The Slug, form up a plan to defeat Anti-Bill Cipher, a fusion between Bill Cipher, Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda. And that is by creating a Mix of our own to fight it.
Dr. Nefario, Zakia, Jimmy Neutron, Wallace and Inspector Gadget team up to modify a Cubit to make it able to combine anything other than Mixels.
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"Everybody, grab hold of the Cubit!" said Flain.
Flain, JC The Slug (that's me), Mort, Uncle Grandpa, Frank the Sky God, Obelix, Donkey Kong, Chef Jim, Fred Figglehorn, Hooty, Courage, Shrek, Gon the Dinosaur, Mario, Luigi, Hilda, Mater, Sheen, Machine Gun Pomegranate and SpongeBob all touched the Cubit at the same time.
By the way, the heroes who weren't involved in the Mix (such as Anne Boonchuy, Mr. Gus, Lightning McQueen, Zakia, Perry the Platypus, Penguins of Madagascar etc) get powered up by Asterix's magic potion to fight several Demons Anti-Bill Cipher spawns in.
All members who participated in the Mix (except Donkey Kong, Gon, and Machine Gun Pomegranate because they can't speak sentences) shouted a long drawn out "MIX!"
And then there was trouble, one unexpected fool decided to participate in the Mix, that being ASWDFZXCVBHGTYYN the Minecraft Noob from UnspeakableGaming's videos, who wasn't even planned to be part of the Mix and wasn't there before all this happened, it's like he showed up out of nowhere! With ASWD's unexpected participation, the synergy of everyone involved in the Mix was greatly disrupted and broken. "FIIIISHHH!1!!!1!" quacked ASWDFZXCVBHGTYYN.
"What the dickens?" said JC The Slug, moments before disaster
Thanks to the actions of ASWD, instead of everybody Mixing into a coherent, harmonious, but powerful Mix, we all merged together into a chaotic, unstable Murp!
The Murp is called...
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The Murp was absolute nightmare fuel, it resembled Chef Jim the most, so it's mostly a giant weird orange Dimetrodon, but with glitchy aspects of the other characters, multiple twitching appendages and body parts, including a Hooty neck swirling and flopping around.
All Just-Sticks League members who didn't participate in the Mix scream in horror ("AAAAAAAAAA!!!!"), "OH, SHMIXELS!" screamed Teslo. Carl Wheezer faints.
"That's impossible, the probability of a Murp was 1,456,782 to one!" said Jimmy Neutron.
"There was still a chance then." Zakia snarked.
"That weird blocky quacky maniac ruined everything!" shouted Corto Heilani, she let out an angry groan.
"Skipper, what are we going to do?" said Private
"We're doomed!" screamed Skipper
"Maybe it's not as bad as it looks." said Inspector Gadget, "Can you hear me?", he called out to the Murp.
The Murp turns around and tries to communicate, but it speaks everyone's voice simultaneously, resulting in an utterly incomprehensible cacophony. It's a terrifying, high-volume gibberish. Imagine:
Chef Jim: "DANANANANANA!"
Mario: "It's-a-me! Wa-hoo!"
ASWDFXZCVBHGTYYN: (loud quacking)
Gon: "GONNNN!"
Fred Figglehorn: (High-pitched, ear-splitting screeching)
Mort: Yay!
Uncle Grandpa: "Good morning!"
Donkey Kong: (Deep, rumbling grunts)
Shrek: "GET OUTTA MY SWAMP!"
Hooty: "Hoo hoo! My body is a prison!"
SpongeBob: "I'm ready! I'm ready!"
Courage: "Ooh! What's happening?!"
Sheen: "I'm a God and no one can stop me!"
Flain: "Let's get Mixel!"
Obelix: "By Toutatis!"
Luigi: "Mama mia!"
Hilda: "That's amazing!"
Mater: "Git-R-Done!"
Machine Gun Pomegranate: (Rapid-fire 'pop-pop-pop' sounds)
JC: (High-pitched, off-key squeals and random non sequiturs such as "RAINBOW NOSE-HAIRS PUDDING!")
Frank the Sky God: (Whispers of cosmic wisdom that only the Murp can hear)
"I can’t understand a word it’s saying!" said a panicked Anne Boonchuy
“It’s more noise than words.” replied Sasha Waybright
"I think it said something like...Yay, Let's get Mixel outta my swamp, I'm ready, by Touatis?" said Marcy Wu.
"That's still nonsense!" said Sasha Waybright
Everyone was real scared of the Murp, they didn't know what to do.
"Perhaps it could think of what to do, it must know its own powers more than we do." said Dr. Nefario
Just then the Murp started thinking, it started unleashing all of it's abilities, first off it started DOWNLOADING THE INFINITY OF TIME, This doesn't grant it control over time, but rather causes it to experience the entire history of existence, past, present, and future, in all universes, all at once.
The Murp (Hooty's voice): "I got to experience everyone's birth, death, all historical events, and everything else in between! Hoo-Hoo!"
The Murp (in the voices of JC The Slug, Mort, Shrek, Hilda, Flain, Sheen, Courage, SpongeBob, Fred, Mario, Luigi, and Chef Jim): "MY HEAD HURTS!"
This overload of information manifests as excruciating mental pain and causes temporal paradoxes to erupt around it, like ripples in a pond, leading to localized time loops and the accidental deletion of historical events. It's as if everything across the multiverse were files on a computer or an elaborate Blender scene, and the Murp keeps deleting random things.
"Benito Mussolini who?" said the Murp in everyone's (such as Chef Jim, Mort, Fred Figglehorn, JC The Slug, Obelix, Hooty etc) voice.
"Cinders and Ashes!" exclaimed Thomas the Tank Engine. "What's happening!?"
"It's altering history from all universes!" Dr. Nefario screamed in horror.
The Murp rewrites all kinds of historical events, such as making Hotel Mario the game that saved the 1983 video game crash.
The Murp, with Shrek's swamp gassiness, started farting out Black Holes, which were Omniverse sized and started destroying everything in its path. A lot of garbage data started getting deleted for good.
The Murp, using the unparalleled cosmic reality bending powers of ASWD, Frank, Uncle Grandpa, Mort, Hooty, and JC The Slug launches an "Ultra-super-mega-happy-zeppelin-nuke" but instead of exploding, it just disappears like if it's visibility was set to false, and instead of exploding, it makes the sound of a slide whistle.
The Murp then reached out to pick up Red to throw at Anti-Bill Cipher, Red squirmed and squawked angrily, "No! Bad Murp, put him down right now, that's an order!" said Skipper, the Murp puts down Red.
"Try using someone else's abilities!" said Anne
The Murp misinterprets Anne's command as "try using powers of someone else = spawn more characters and see if they can help out". With ASWD's typing commands spawn a million portals, with other random characters spawning out of nowhere lightning fast, and falling onto the Time-Twister terrain, it was raining characters!
"That's not what I meant!" Anne screamed in horror.
The portals spawned characters, it started out with random characters that were from the universes of the Murp's participants, such as spawning Eda Clawthorne (via Hooty), Marty the Zebra (via Mort), Bowser (via Mario & Luigi), Mack the Hauler (via Mater), Dr. Vindaloo (via Courage), Fulliautomatix (via Obelix), Bolbi Stroganovsky (via Sheen) etc.
But then it escalates to random UNRELATED characters Rayman, to Greg Heffley, even to the food mascots you find in your local grocery store, some of those characters were given the Magic Potion to fight the demons, at least the ones who can fight anyway.
"Maybe they can help us." said Marcy Wu, "Good idea, Marcy." said Libby Stein-Torres
Skipper ordered the randomly spawned characters "There's no time to explain, but there's an evil mistake of nature that's going to destroy the Multiverse as we know it! Drink up this Magic Potion, it'll grant you superhuman strength to defeat the demons!"
Skipper first gave the potion to Marty, "Try this, Stripes.", "This better be better than the last time I had to drink a potion." said Marty, Marty drinks the potion and gets supercharged, "Crack-a-Lackin'!" exclaimed Marty, soon the other random characters drank the Magic Potion.
Mack, like everyone else was puzzled, but he could recognize that Lightning McQueen was here "Boss, where am I, and what are those things" he gestured to the human cast.
"I'll tell you when the universe is stable, Mack. For now, drink this potion fuel so you can take down those things. Let's go, Mack." said Lightning McQueen, Mack drinks the potion "THIS IS LIKE AN AMAZING BLAST OF CAFFEINE, I CAN DRIVE ALL NIGHT LONG! WATCH ME PLOW THROUGH OUR ENEMIES!" Mack drives off speedily blasting through Demons.
Bowser heard a familiar voice coming from the Murp; it was a voice that let out a familiar "Wahoo!"
Bowser: "That ugly dinosaur sounds just like Mario!"
Libby Stein-Torres: "That's because Mario and Luigi are in that thing."
Bowser: "Mario AND Green-Stache!? Now I have a better reason to take it down!"
Bowser drank up the Magic Potion and rushed towards the Murp, he unleashed a huge fireball breath at the Murp, but the Murp didn't get set on fire. "WHY IS IT NOT GETTING BURNT TO ASHES!?" roared a frustrated Bowser, "Flain in Murp, and Flain fire resistant, so that makes Murp fire resistant too." said Krader.
Bowser then tried another form of attack, he grabbed the Murp by its tail and swung it around and threw it, "SO LONG, MARIO!" bellowed Bowser as he tossed the Murp to another side of the Time-Twister. "EEEEEEEEE!" shouted the Murp as it flew away and crash landed.
"You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that!" Bowser gloated.
Skipper: "Hey, you're supposed to fight the Triangle of Terror, not the Murp, you brutish boneheaded reptile!"
"You're gonna regret saying that!" roared Bowser, he tried to breathe fire at Skipper, but once again it did nothing, "Hello? I have the potion effect too." Skipper said.
"We gave you the Magic Potion so that you can help us defeat Anti-Bill Cipher!" said Asterix
"I don't care about the triangle demon thing floating in the sky, I'm after Mario and Green-Stache, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!" bellowed, his voice amplified by the Magic Potion
Superman fights Bowser before he could destroy the Murp and hurt it further and potentially causes even more glitches and anomalies.
And then more portals spawn, spawning even more characters like the main cast from Drawn Together. Captain Hero notices the newly spawned heroes drinking up that Magic Potion, "Hey, you! "What're you drinking? That looks good." he said to Fulliautomatix, "This is a Magic Potion, it'll make you so strong, and so powerful that NOTHING can get in your way!" gloated Fulliautomatix, "SAY NO MORE!" shouted Captain Hero, he lunges and snatches the potion and drinks it all up, "Woah! The potion is not for everyone!" shouted Asterix,"I WANNA PIECE OF THAT ACTION!" shouted Spanky as he drinks up the potion, the other Drawn Together characters like Wooldoor, Xandir, Ling Ling, and Clara start drinking the potion too, and they all go apeshit, "Ohhh! I FEEL LIKE I HAVE DONUTS IN MY NOSE!" screamed Foxxy.
"Make yourselves useful and help us fight those demons!" Sasha barked at the Drawn Together cast, some went to punch and beat up the demons, but others ignored Sasha's command and started destroying garbage data in the Time-Twister and causing even more chaos. "It only works when I do it." said Skipper.
"Rico! Put those punks in their place!" shouted Skipper, Rico (who still has the effects of the Magic Potion) started charging at the Drawn Together cast members who weren't helping and threw explosives at them like there was no tomorrow. "If you aren't gonna help us, we'll all be erased!" shouted Skipper, "NO! I CAN'T GET ERASED AGAIN!" shouted Wooldoor, "Neither do I!" said Clara. The Drawn Together cast finally listen and start fighting the Demons.
A portal then spawned Gruntilda from Banjo-Kazooie, "I got teleported by a rift? This is certainly an unexpected shift! And this place is totally madness, how it happened I can't even make a good guess!" said Grunty
Then Banjo & Kazooie spawn right next to Grunty.
"Banjo and Kazooie?! As if this couldn't be more of a catastrophe!"
"One moment I was napping, and the next I'm in a world where nothing makes sense!" said Banjo
"This is clearly an evil plan from you, dirty witch! You're probably using magic or whatever." said Kazooie
"I can assure you two this isn't my doing, I've had a different plan in brewing!" said Grunty, "Now get out of my face you dumb bird and stupid bear, I prefer if you would go over there!" Grunty added.
Just then, “Howdy.” said a small voice, it was Wander from Wander Over Yonder, who was spawned by the random portals, he stood in front of the Murp with a welcoming smile.
“Wander, what are you doing!? Have you seen how monstrously dangerous that thing is?!” said Sylvia
“Don’t worry, Sylvia. I’ve befriended other people that looked just like it.” Wander responded calmly
“Wander.” said a stern Sylvia, “That thing would either hurt you with a swarm of glitches, or turn you into a grasshopper if you try to befriend it.”
Wander turned over to the Murp, “My name’s Wander, what’s yours?” he asked.
The Murp (in everyone’s voice at the same time): “Yo, I’m Flain”/“Jelly Cuckoo Terracotta Helicopter Explosives Slug Ladder Umbrella Glue, long for JC The Slug”/“Mort! Hello!”/“I’m your Uncle Grandpa!”/“Greetings, mortal, I am Frank, the Sky God, a deity of divine power.”/”Obelix!”/“Ooh-Ooh-Ahh!(Donkey Kong)”/“Hi, I’m Chef Jim. CEO of cuisine company Chef Jim’s!”/“HEY IT’S FREDDD!”/“Hi! I’m Hooty!”/“I would explain if I wasn’t stuck in this mess!(Courage)”/“An Ogre who did not sign up for any of this.(Shrek)”/“GON!”/“It’s-a me, Mario!’/“I’m-a Luigi!”/“I’m Hilda.”/“My name’s Mater, like Tow-Mater, but without the tuh!”/“Sheen, but you can call me Ultra Lord!”/(pomegranate spitting sounds etc)/“My name is SpongeBob SquarePants!”/“(Quacking sounds etc for ASWDFZXCVBHGTYYN)”
Wander giggled, “Nice to meet you, Flarrahelicopterxplosladdumbregluemortimamortalfrankadietyofobelixoohoohceoofchefjimsheyitsfrootyiwouldexplainifiwasanogrewhodidnotgonitsameluigiimhildamynamestowmaterbutyoucancallmeultralord(spit)mynameis(quack quack quack)pants You’ve got a very long name, can I shorten it to just 'flarrahelicopter?'”
The Murp (JC The Slug’s voice): “Oi, Wander. It’s me, JC The Slug.”
Wander: “Hi, old friend! You’ve certainly gone through another name change.”
Sylvia: “Wait, that thing is JC The Slug? As in, the eons old cosmic traveller? He really let himself go, didn’t he. He’s not so much of a Slug anymore.”
Wander: “But he’s still the same Slug we’ve known for years.”
The Murp (Courage voice): “No, he’s not!”
The Murp (Flain’s voice): “We’re multiple heads, stuck in the same body!”
Sylvia: “Oh, Grop! That’s really disturbing.”
The Murp (Sheen’s voice): “Blame it on ASWD, he started it.”
The Murp (ASWDFZXCVBHGTYYN’s voice): “f1ssHieSss!”
Wander: “Don’t worry, JC. We’ll get you and your friends out of here.”
Wander looks into his hat, “My hat has a lot of dandy things that might fix the problem.”,
The Murp (Uncle Grandpa’s voice): “I think Wander’s hat would be good friends with Belly Bag.”
Wander: “Sometimes I wish my hat could talk, just like your Belly Bag, Uncle Grandpa.”
Sylvia was surprised that Wander knew Uncle Grandpa, “How many personalities in that creature do you know?”
Wander: “JC and Uncle Grandpa, everyone else are new friends!”
Wander looks inside his hat, while Sylvia punches a few of the demons, Sylvia gets some glitchy flakes on her fists, she shakes it off and is disgusted.
“Here, catch!” said Asterix, he throws a bottle of magic potion towards Sylvia, “Drink that and you’ll be able to fight those demons.” said Asterix, Sylvia drinks the potion and punches a demon so hard it gets flung a million miles back. “Nice!” said Sylvia
Wander pulls out some random objects from his hat, thinking on which one will un-split the Murp, "Hmmm, one of these might be able to help."
The Murp (Flain’s voice): “I don’t think we have the time to be experimented on, man. There’s a bigger threat that we have to take down.”
Wander: “You mean that triangular fella?” (points at Anti-Bill Cipher)
The Murp (Shrek’s voice): “Yes, and apparently we have to defeat it to un-split. And if we don’t, we’ll be stuck like this FOREVER!”
Sylvia: “You’re gonna have to fight it. Which one of you is a fighter?”
The Murp (Gon’s voice): “Gon!”
The Murp (Obelix's voice): "I win fights all the time!"
The Murp (Donkey Kong's voice): (grunting DK sounds etc)
Sylvia: “Alright, when the triangular demon is in a good spot, ram into him as hard as you can. Got it?”
The Murp (Gon’s voice): “Gon Gon Gon!!!”
“That’s the spirit.” said Sylvia with a fist bump
The Murp charges at Anti-Bill Cipher, “GONNNNNN!!!!!” roared the Murp, Anti-Bill Cipher briefly turns his collision hotbox off, and the Murp goes through Anti-Bill Cipher and crashes through a brick wall. “Ouch…” said the Murp in everyone’s voice.
“YOU MISSED!” cackled Anti-Bill Cipher.
Wander winced, “The opponent isn’t being a good sport.”, he walked up to the Murp, “You can do it, I’m sure with the right combination of your strengths, you will be able to un-split.”
Anti-Bill Cipher aims a glitch breath ball at Wander, Sylvia dashes and picks him up before he gets hit with it, “I believe in you, JC!” shouted Wander as he and Sylvia ran from Anti-Bill Cipher.
The Murp gets up, and says in JC The Slug's voice "the pendulum of vines can in some capacity be an oval shaped can opener, be mindful about the silent shouting."
The Murp (Sheen's voice): "What?!"
Wander and Sylvia heard the Murp from afar, "He's motivated!" cheered Wander, "I think he just said a non-sequitur as he always does." sighed Sylvia.
Banjo & Kazooie were right next to Wander & Sylvia, "Howdy, I'm Wander, and this is my trusty steed Sylvia!" said Wander, "I'm Banjo and this is my buddy Kazooie." said Banjo.
Wander beamed a wide grin, "I've got a banjo too!", both Banjo and Wander pulled out their banjos and started playing a short tune.
"You've got a strange looking friend, Banjo. Can it talk?" said Sylvia, "Better than you can, long face!" snapped Kazooie.
Wander: "I've got an idea, why don't we swap our partners!"
Sylvia: "I don't think I can fit in the bear's backpack.
Kazooie: "And there's no way I'm gonna be reduced to a mount!"
Sylvia: "Hey, I'm more than a mount. I'm the one who gets Wander out of danger!"
Banjo: "Why don't we tag-team instead. We both go after Anti-Bill Cipher."
Wander: "That's an even better idea!"
Banjo and Kazooie positioned themselves near Anti-Bill Cipher, Kazooie spat out a grenade egg at Anti-Bill Cipher and caused a small explosion, Anti-Bill Cipher started glitching into various textures like Voronoi, Musgrave, and Noise.
Anti-Bill Cipher gets pushed by the explosion and Sylvia punches him so hard he starts spinning across the Time-Twister.
"NOW YOU'VE MADE ME MAD, AND WHEN I'M MAD, I AM MAD IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!" yelled Anti-Bill Cipher in a demonic tone, he shoots garbage data fire at Banjo, Kazooie, Wander and Sylvia, but Kazooie activates her Wonder Wing invincibility ability and shields everyone from the glitched flames, "Thanks, Kazooie!" said Wander.
Anti-Bill Cipher started pulsing with demonic rage "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH YOU MORTALS, I HAVE A MURP TO CONTROL AND A WEIRDMAGEDDON TO ARRANGE!", he then floats off in the distance.
"Yeah, you better run, you floating tortilla chip!" said Kazooie
One huge portal then spawned Gertie the Dinosaur right next to Wander and Sylvia.
And then another portal spawned Godzilla, and then Barney the Dinosaur.
Then another portal spawns the remaining cast of Dumbass Dinosaurs (the Web series Chef Jim originates from)
"Uh?" said the Dumbass Dinosaurs characters in unison, in their TTS Speakonia voices. Although they were confused, they maintained their blank expressions at all times.
"Wow! It's a whole family reunion of Dinosaurs!" said Wander.
Mr. Gus: "Almost makes me feel like I'm back in the stone age. That's how I like it."
"Mr. Gus, don't celebrate too soon, because need I remind you, if we all lose this fight, the dinosaurs could all go extinct again." said a cocky Pizza Steve.
"DINOSAURS AREN'T EXTINCT!!!" screamed the Dumbass Dinosaurs cast
"SHUT UP BEFORE I EAT YOU IN ONE BITE PROBABLY!" Kelly the Velociraptor (Dumbass Dinosaurs) screamed at Pizza Steve
Kelly then noticed the chaos happening in the Time-Twister and she is now puzzled, "Uh? What the hell is happening probably?" said Kelly
"This is like Noah's Ark, but instead of being limited to just animals, it's limited to...Uh? Actually, it's limited to just nothing probably." said Greg the Stegosaurus (Dumbass Dinosaurs)
"Well, you know what they say, the sky's the limit. That's words from the streets" said Berry the Giraffe (Dumbass Dinosaurs)
Speaking of the sky, the sky in the Time-Twister started shaking, and then it started FALLING.
"THE SKY IS FALLING!!!" screamed Chicken Little.
The Murp noticed the falling sky, and it threw a pebble at it and then the sky, instead of falling down, it started falling UP! Like antimatter (if those actually fall up)
"Wow! That's something you don't see everyday probably." said Ed the Apatosaurus (Dumbass Dinosaurs), being so easily impressed
Greg: Uh?
"Your friend Jim-" said Mr. Gus before being interrupted by Greg.
"Friend is stretching it," said Greg.
"What I'm saying is, that monstrosity is Jim." said Mr. Gus while pointing at the Murp, "He combined with other heroes. And by trying to save the world, he's also destroying it as he tries..."
Greg saw the Murp flopping around erratically
"Uh? What the actual hell happened to Jim probably? I don't even wanna know probably, he always gets his dumb ass into trouble. Jim saving the world is very unlikely. Sighing sounds etc" said Greg.
"I didn't have high hopes either..." groaned Mr. Gus, "Me neither." said Sylvia
"Come on, everyone, don't have that kind of defeatist attitude, I'm sure Jim and the others can turn things around the right way!" said Wander
"Probably asterisk!" said Ed, completely unaware of the Murp's unlikeness to remain competent.
Then Angry Kid spawns in right next to the Just-Sticks League members who were still trying to process everything currently happening.
"Well I'll be damned, this is brilliant. It reminds me of a comic I made a few weeks ago, except without all of you buggers" said Angry Kid
"You have no idea what is happening, and neither do we." Kermit the Frog said to Angry Kid.
The portals even spawned other iterations of different characters, such as how it spawns the Seven Dwarves from the original Snow White movie, along with the Seven Dwarves seen in The 7D.
"This is uncertainly expected, er, certainly unexpected" said 1937!Doc.
"It seems that we're caught in kind of twilight zone of sorts." said 7D!Doc
"You look familiar, don't you know I from somewhere?" said 1937!Doc
"I think you mean, don't I know you from somewhere?" said 7D!Doc
"Somebody wake me up, I don't like this dream." said 7D!Sleepy.
1937!Dopey and 7D!Dopey meet each other, and do a classic mirror gag, they both mimic their acts and make silly faces at each other.
"What is going on here!?" said 1937!Grumpy.
"I'm not so sure." said Gumball Watterson, "But if I were to make a quick guess it seems like we're in the void and there are two demons fighting, one appears to be a dinosaur that is part ogre, part sponge, part slug and part a bunch of other things, the other demon looks like a dark blue triangle with one big eye, wings and a top hat.
"That's a good guess!" said 7D!Happy
"I couldn't've said it better myself!" chuckled 1937!Happy
"Eh, I'm used to this sorta thing." Gumball replied, both Dopeys were surprised at this.
"Man, this is like the Multiverse of Madness, with a huge emphasis on the Madness part." said Spider-Man (still juiced up on Asterix's magic potion) while fighting a demon, just then some more Spider people from the Spider-Verse start spawning, now the Time-Twister was filled with every Spider person you could think of. All the Spider-Men started pointing at each other.
"Wait, which one is the real Spider-Man?" said Carl Wheezer, "The one with the red mask and the web-slinging powers" said Inspector Gadget, "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down!?" Kermit said to Gadget.
"Go Go Gadget Spider-Man identifier!" said Gadget, a long robotic arm pointed at Spodermen, "helo am spodermen" said Spodermen. "That's not our Spidey. Try again." said Marcy Wu, Gadget starts picking up random Spider-Men, interrupting their fights with the Demons.
The Portals even started spawning characters from media that weren't even produced or lost to time.
"Spawning in characters unheard? Now that is just plain absurd!" said Grunty
Literally nothing was safe from this, even those self portraits of you and your family you drew when you were a young child were spawned by the portals. It's like Chalkzone, except instead of coming to life in Chalkzone, they spawn in the Time-Twister, and it's literally anything drawn on paper.
EVERYTHING, from Cartoon characters, video game characters, comic book characters, drawings, concepts, desktop assistants (such as Clippy and BonziBUDDY), VTubers. Everything including the kitchen sinks, and I mean literally as actual kitchen sinks from every universe started spawning and orbiting the Time-Twister.
Portals started spawning Logos, all Logokids go WILD! Then the Murp types a command to merge all LogoKids into one, turning their monstrous form into an Illustrator file, the LogoKids becoming the one thing they obsess over, A LOGO.
Then real life people, and even mere concepts that were in someone's mind. Literally everything from around the multiverse started spawning in through Portals.
Not even YOU (yes, you, the reader who is reading this right now) was safe. You got squashed by falling train tracks.
"Random characters the portals spills, they be piling up till they look like hills!" said Grunty
As the random characters rained down, Jimmy Neutron, Superman, Batman, all the Spider-people, Zakia, and Perry the Platypus rescue them all from falling to their doom.
Zakia gasped, "!والله" she said and she activated her Rocket backpack to fly off to save a falling Foghorn Leghorn, "I got you." Zakia said while saving Foghorn Leghorn.
"I say, well I say, what in tarnation is goin' on here? This place is more cluttered than a farm that hadn't had a spring cleanin' for years, I tell ya!" said Foghorn Leghorn.
One of those characters that spawns from the Portals was none other than...King Julien, King Julien was observing his surroundings, and then The Murp notices King Julien and locks its multiple eyes at King Julien, and his feet.
King Julien was really disturbed, "Maurice, save me!" he shrieked, but Maurice wasn't there, he was likely under a pile of other random characters. "Uh oh!" said King Julien, as the Murp was grinning widely.
The Murp was so overjoyed it started cloning itself multiple times, this caused friction between each Murp clones, they started fighting over King Julien's feet.
The prime Murp started using Mort's power to start absorbing the life forms of the OTHER Murps and it became more powerful times infinity squared plus one.
The Murp then says "FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!" in everyone's voice, but Mort remained dominant, "MORT?!" said King Julien, the Murp picked up King Julien and started touching his feet, "Mort! Put me down right now!" King Julien screamed.
"Okay!" said the Murp in everyone's voice.
The Murp puts down King Julien, who was severely traumatized.
"We're on the right track now, I think..." said Asterix while tapping his helmet.
"Mort was always a weirdo, but I think only Frank can save me from him now!" said King Julien
"Bad news, Ringtail." said Skipper, "Frank the Sky God mixed with Sad Eyes (Mort) and a bunch of other hippies."
King Julien faints.
The Murp then noticed something was missing, "F1sH!" said the Murp in everyone's voice, but ASWDFZXCVBHGTYYN's remained dominant, "tH3Re N3eDs 2 bE f1sH evErYwH3rE!" it added. It started spawning a lot of raw fish and gave 5 stacks of raw fish to everyone's hand, "F1sH aR3 fR1nDS NO+ F0oD!!1!!!1!" shouted the Murp.
The Murp then conjured Dark Matter and held it with its multiple arms, then the Murp EATS ALL THE DARK MATTER, activating a new ability, it starts turning the Time-Twister's landscape into Minecraft blocks, notably Sponges and Bedrock. The Murp then burps out a huge wave of glitch magic and corrupted code data that manifests as random glitches across the Time-Twister. The landscape then becomes a mosaic of different game engines, with chunks of Mega Man, Fortnite, Zelda, Bokosuda Wars, and Sonic levels all mashed together.
The Murp, with ASWD's personality briefly dominating, then typed in a command that grants it and everyone else the ability to "hear color" and "taste sound" and "see air", a complete Multi-Sensory Nightmare! Everyone was totally disorientated!
The roar of a Demon became a blinding red flash, forcing Carl Wheezer to clutch his eyes. “MY BRAIN HURTS!” he groaned, gagging as the screech of a car tire tasted like burnt rubber "If I wasn't juiced up on Magic Potion, my allergies would've gone haywire." Carl added, "My sensors are malfunctioning! Yellow sounds loud, and air looks like blocks of clouds!" said Inspector Gadget, Marcy, unfazed, scribbled notes. “Fascinating! The synesthesia is rewriting our neural pathways!” Her enthusiasm faded as the smell of light a pungent mix of ozone and regret . “Okay, that’s less fascinating!", "Try not to look at the demons." she added, she punched one with her eyes closed.
Anyone who looked at the Murp, who was a whole sloppy mess of colors, could only hear Fred Figglehorn screaming "EEEEEEEE!!!", briefly blinding and deafening them. "Rico! Don't look at the abomination!" shouted Skipper, Rico gets blinded and starts hurling explosives like a loose cannon, accidentally blowing up Gas Stations.
In a fit of bizarre logic, the Murp attempted to render the entire Time-Twister timeline as a video file. The conflicting art styles, SpongeBob’s 2D vibrancy, Shrek’s 3D realism, and ASWDFZXCVBHGTYYN’s blocky Minecraft aesthetic overloads the Time-Twister's rendering engine. A deafening BZZZZT echoed, followed by a massive explosion that sent pixelated debris flying. The GPU of the multiverse has officially "exploded."
Somehow, that was able to undo the previous command, and now colors cannot be heard anymore, air cannot be seen, and sound cannot be tasted.
"That's better but only by a tiny amount!" said Mr. Gus while beating down a demon
A corrupted video file spawns from the pixelated explosion, Carl Wheezer picks it up, "Hmm, what's this-" He is in complete shock of what the video shows, he throws it into the abyss, "Never show me that ever again!" he whimpered.
The Murp (JC The Slug’s voice): “BUTTER SHOOTERS…………COME ON T.W. ALI!”
The Murp then enables a Debug Console revealing that the Time-Twister takes place inside an Nvidia Omniverse workspace, it types in a command that reveals the file types of everything and everyone in the Time-Twister, with file extensions that float above the characters like Minecraft name tags, 2D characters are .PNG/.JPG/.TIFF/.WebM/.FLA/.TBP, 3D characters are .USDs, and Real Life people are .mhb (MetaHuman Blueprint). (Examples: Zakia.PNG, or Lightning_McQueen_95.USD or Chevy_Chase.mhb) It's a visual cue that reinforces the Time-Twister as a digital space.
However, a character might suddenly have a .WAV file above their head, meaning they're just a sound file now and can only make noise and can only be visually represented by soundwaves, or a .TXT file that is only a full character description and abilities list. Sometimes the Murp can try to convert file types into another, but that ends up corrupting them, such as how it can try converting Yoda from a USD to an FBX, and it results in him having broken geometry, artifacts and unfilled vertices ("Hmm, disfigured, I have become").
Bubsy the Bobcat.USD was gliding by, he stopped gliding at the sight of Yoda, "Woah, Yoda. What happened to you? You look like you got chewed up by a dog and got spat out."
Squidward.JPG: (Chuckles his honky laughter) "Bubsy, don't judge Yoda from looking like that, when you're straight up invisible. I mean, you're so ugly I can't even see you!"
The Server-side renders each entity like how they’re supposed to, but some of the client-sides can result in glitches, in Squidward’s client-side, he can’t see Bubsy, and the only way to tell Bubsy is here is by his Minecraft nametag.
Then Squidward turns from a JPG to a TIFF, and now he's invisible too.
Yoda sees himself normally on his client side, but Bubsy and Squidward are invisible.
Yoda: "The force can see all, but Bobcat and Squidward...Yoda cannot."
Also, characters could suddenly find themselves with debug menus floating next to them, their stats and abilities displayed for all to see, but some are totally inaccurate or are just gibberish.
Zakia’s read “Origin: Majid Magazine, Age: 10(*), Strength: 7, Agility: 9, Rocket Backpack Fuel: 42%, voiced by: Mira Al Naqbi”
"Voiced by? What does that mean?" Zakia questioned.
while Pizza Steve's read “Origin: Uncle Grandpa, Usefulness: Uh?, Coolness: Nonexistent, Pizza: Yes"
"What gives, that's not me at all!" he shouted.
Meanwhile, E, T, R & S from Alphablocks were huddled up,
R could tell that all of this random madness needed to be put to a halt, "Arr, who has a really good idea to restrain this ruckus?" she said
S gave a good thought, then she had an idea, "I suppose we could spell the word 'Reset', that could stop this silliness."
E: “Excellent! I’ve had enough of this entropy!”
T liked the sound of the reset plan, "Tip-Top idea, S! It could turn back time, and this tomfoolery would not happen, let's give it a try!" he said.
The Alphablocks line up to spell the word "Reset",
R: "R"
E: "E"
S: "S"
But then there was trouble, Gruntilda casted a spell she was about to use to attack the Murp, “I can’t stand this Murp for another second, or a day or month or year, it’s time I make it disappear!” chanted Grunty, but the Murp deflects the spell, "Well my plan resulted in a backfire, this can only get more haywire!" Said Grunty, the spell hits the second E and turns him into a SILENT E.
Silent E: ...
T: "T"
R, E, S & T in unison: "Rest!"
R blinked twice "Rest?"
S: "So, does this mean everyone will start to go to sleep?"
The Alphablocks now caused all rigged characters (characters that are either 3D animated with armatures (Lightning McQueen, Skipper, Dr. Nefario, Jimmy Neutron, Norman Price etc) or 2D characters binded to rigs (Libby Stein-Torres, Corto, Oro) in their own source materials) remain stuck in their rest poses.
"I'm stuck!" cried S
One moment, Lightning McQueen was speeding through the Time-Twister, and a second later he stops on a dime, his wheels stop spinning and he's stuck in a blank facial expression.
All Rigged characters are practically statues, luckily all hand-drawn characters (Zakia, Anne, Sasha, Marcy, Mr. Gus, Pizza Steve etc) or characters animated with shape keys don't get affected, they can move freely.
Asterix was there to witness Grunty's spell ruining the Alphablocks' spelling, "A spell...ruined by a spell" he said to himself.
Dr. Vindaloo examined a frozen Wallace. "That is the worst case of Arthritis I have ever seen," said Dr. Vindaloo
Mr. Gus waved his hand in front of a T-Posing Dr. Nefario, "It's like he's staring into my soul." Mr. Gus said, Pizza Steve pokes Dr. Nefario's model and he tips over, "Just makin' sure he wasn't dead. Maybe he can make a good meat shield to protect us from the demons" Said Pizza Steve, "I'll use YOU as a meat shield if we don't put an end to this!" Mr. Gus shouted, "Let's just focus on getting the Murp to undo it's actions." Zakia said, she flew off to find the Murp
Since the Murp's composition is made of a few 2D and 3D rigged characters like Mort, Hilda, Sheen, Gon, Frank, Donkey Kong, Mario, Luigi, Shrek etc. Some body parts of the Murp caused it to be in an anchored state, only the traditionally animated parts can move freely.
"Make everyone posed again, use your parts that can move freely!" said Zakia
The Murp tries to undo this effect by using its Hooty neck to rewrite the Time-Twister's code, and sure enough, all rigged characters can move freely again, "Thank goodness I can breathe!" said Carl Wheezer.
But there's the downside of spawning Empty Armatures, these terrifyingly empty floating gizmos and bones don't have personalities or faces, They just run around aimlessly like headless chickens, attacking both heroes and villains as they blindly run around.
"As if we didn't already have enough messed up horrors!" said Anne as she punched away an Empty Armature, "Nevermind, at least we have more things to punch." said Asterix, while punching a Demon.
"Rico, blow up those walking skeletons!" commanded Skipper, Rico threw dynamite at the Empty Armatures and they all blew up into tiny gizmos and bones.
Then the collisions started flickering, sometimes the Murp can disable the concept of collision, leaving characters clipping through the ground or other objects. Perry the Platypus (still juiced up on Magic Potion) tried to kick attack a Demon, but he clipped through it and hit Dr. Doofenshmirtz instead, Doof went flying "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUUUUUUS!!!", Doof crashed into a pile of garbage data.
Norman Price, the boy who burnt down the Multiverse, looked around the Time-Twister, he was horrified of what he's done to turn it into a living nightmare, "I never wanted it to end up like this!" he gasped, "I guess I shouldn't've spawned Bill-Cipher." he added.
"You can think what if all you want. But right now, we've got a Multiverse to save, a Murp to take back control, and an Anti Bill-Cipher to destroy." Zakia said to Norman.
"I started all of this madness by burning down the Multiverse. What can I possibly do to help?" said Norman, "Try this." said Zakia, while handing Norman the Magic Potion, Norman drinks the Magic Potion and becomes supercharged, "Well, I guess I can help a tiny bit." Norman said as he went off to fight the Demons.
The Murp then remembers that its purpose was supposed to take down Anti-Bill Cipher, a Murp between Bill Cipher, Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda.
Anti-Bill Cipher wasn't actually doing anything ever since the Murp was created, because the Murp was doing an even better job at destroying the Multiverse than Anti-Bill Cipher could ever "dream" of doing.
“YOU MAKE MY JOB EASIER, NO MATTER YOUR INTENTIONS!” cackled Anti-Bill Cipher
The Murp tries various tactics to attack Anti-Bill Cipher, first it threw a flaming Menhir, which just disintegrates into glitchy binary data, the Murp also tried directly punching it, but every time it would do that, everyone's artstyle will switch into a random one, every punch means artstyle swap (first punch results in everyone drawn like the Asterix comics, and the second punch has everyone turn into the animation style of Hilda), the Anti-Bill Cipher resets those artstyle flickers.
The Murp then tries to make a Plants Vs. Zombies line of defense; it uses Uncle Grandpa's Belly Bag to spawn plants, but they're completely random and have no sense of strategy.
First line of defense had Tall-Nuts at the back, and the only attacker being Cabbage Pults, in the front were Spikeweeds but there were Garlics behind them so the Spikeweeds can barely make a dent, and the only sun producer was Sun Bean, but Sun Bean can't even produce sun unless a Zombie eats it and takes damage.
Anti-Bill Cipher spawns a million All-Star Zombies to take down all the plants with ease.
The Murp then spawns another line of plants, but once again they were totally random and not very effective, such as one defense line with Snow Peas...with Torchwoods in front of them, and placing down Electric Currants that are so far away from each other they can't even create an electric fence. It keeps spawning more plants until it spawned one last line of defense, but with only Grapeshots, Cherry-Bombs, and other Bombard-Mint plants that explode and cause so much destruction to the Time-Twister, Anti-Bill Cipher and the Murp were caught in the explosion and started glitching.
All the Zombies get charred by the Grapeshots, but one of them was holding Plant-Food, and since the Murp included the Pomegranate Machine Gun, it picked up the Plant-Food and ate it to activate a special ability.
The Murp's special ability was swapping every entity and file around at random, like a cosmic Shuffle Playlist Button. So when Anne, Sasha and Marcy were punching demons (they still have the abilities of Asterix's magic potion), the Murp's plant food abilities swapped Sasha and Marcy with Uncle Duck (from that failed Butch Hartman cartoon pilot of the same name) and Johnny Test. "Ok, did not see that one coming." said Johnny Test.
Several Demons started fighting each other, a few heroes swapped positions with villains, any flying characters got swapped with characters who can't fly. The Murp was just trolling everyone
WordGirl was ready to save a falling Charlie Brown and Snoopy, but at the last second they get swapped out with The Screamin' Banshee from Cars and Diesel 10, WordGirl gets crushed by both of them. "Ha-Ha!" laughed Nelson Muntz.
Anne was still annoyed that Sasha and Marcy had been misplaced, "Just great! Now I gotta go find Sasha and Marcy." groaned Anne, "I can help you find your friends!" said Uncle Duck, Uncle Duck grabbed out a red rocket for him and Anne to fly in, the rocket took off but it flew to the Murp. "WE'RE HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS THE MURP! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!" screamed Anne, "I know!" said Uncle Duck, "ARE YOU CRAZY!?" shouted Anne, "I'm all about crazy!" said Uncle Duck.
Anne jumped out of the rocket and got saved by Inspector Gadget, "Wowzers! Look at that crazy duck in the rocket!" said Gadget while pointing at Uncle Duck who was about to crash into the Murp.
Uncle Duck crashes into the Murp and he combines with it, now Uncle Duck was part of the Murp's roster. "There's already an Uncle (Uncle Grandpa), and a Duck (ASWDFZXCVBHGTYYN) in there, and now there's an Uncle Duck..." said Mr. Gus.
The Murp then says in everyone's voice (Mort, JC The Slug, Flain, Sheen, Mater, Obelix, Fred, Frank, Courage etc. But Uncle Duck's voice remained the dominant one) "LET'S DO SOMETHING CRAZY!" (as if this wasn't crazy enough) And that was to spawn all the Internet Memes such as Trollface, Dat Boi, Nyan Cat, Doge, etc.
The Murp was still under the effect of the Plant-Food, and unleashed it's final ability: Wallace Shawn has a mental breakdown in G-Mod (Wallace Shawn having a mental breakdown and flopping around the Time-Twister like a G-Mod Ragdoll gone apeshit)
To say it was a cosmic soup (if I had a sesterce for everytime i said the word "cosmic") was an understatement.