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The blinding light slowly faded away. The ringing sound in her ears was almost gone.
That one jester from hit show The Amazing Digital Circus wakes up in a black void.
Pomni: “Ugh…. What the heck?”
Laying on the ground, the jester rubbed her eyes. She stood, taking in what she could see.
Pomni: “I’m still here?”
Indeed. As far as her eyes could see, an infinite darkness filled the area. She had not earned the sweet release of death.
Pomni: “Oh no…. Oh no, no, no no no-”
Her eyes turn to scribbles, looking around the area in a panic. As someone comes into view, she jumps back, her eyes back as pinwheels.
The one in her view was a certain stick figure with some fancy pants. He appears worried, his hand on the anxious one's shoulder.
Pomni: “Oh, it's just you…. So, we won the challenge?”
The man of fancy pants shrugs, still rather confused.
Pomni: “…. We never got to know each other, or anything. My name is Pomni, nice to see you around, I guess.”
Fancy seems to agree with the sentiment.
–
“I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing….”
Name - “Pomni”.
Origin - The Amazing Digital Circus.
Species - Digital Avatar.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Likes - Helping.
Hates - Confetti.
–
And so, a silence befalls them.
Pomni: “…. Do you think-”
Before, the jester is clocked on the head by a falling object. As she takes it off her head, she finds it is actually another contestant, a short girl with butterfly wings, who appeared to have flown up as the bomb was announced then began to fall as it dissipated.
Pomni: “Are you okay?”
Mary: “Coo…..”
Fancy, having interacted with her more, takes the stunned bug in his arms, slowly shaking her awake.
Mary: “…. Coo?”
Pomni: “Can either of you, like, tell me your names?”
Mary: “Coo!”
Fancy just shrugs again.
Pomni: “Great.”
wow look a mysterious voice from offscreen: “poof.”
Looking down, the two silent types have been given ever convenient name tags.
–
“....”
Name - Fancy Pants Man.
Origin - Fancy Pants.
Species - Stick figure.
Pronouns - He/It.
Likes - Ice cream.
Hates - Losing that ice cream for the sake of plot.
–
–
“Coo!”
Name - Mary Suess.
Origin - Bug Buddies.
Species - Human fused with a butterfly.
Pronouns - She/They.
Likes - Eric.
Hates - Butterfly instincts.
–
Pomni: “Huh…. Do you think anyone else won-?”
Zooble: “What the [HONK] is going on?”
Pomni: “Huh?”
Recognizing that voice, Pomni turns to find the mix-and-match toy standing right by.
Pomni: “Zooble? How did you get here?”
Zooble: “How did you get here? Is this where you’ve been?”
–
“I want the ability to have sex.”
Name - “Zooble”.
Origin - The Amazing Digital Circus.
Species - Digital Avatar.
Pronouns - Any.
Likes - Drugs and sex.
Hates - Caine.
–
Pomni: “Wait, how long has it been?”
Zooble: “Three days!”
Pomni: “Huh, felt like more.”
Zooble: “Seriously, what the hell is going?”
Pomni: “I really don't know anymore, and I don't know if I ever did….”
Zooble: “..... Thanks, that helps.”
Pomni: “Okay, summary. These two and I-”
Zooble: “Two?”
Pomni looks back, finding that Fancy Pants Man left.
Mary: “Coo.”
Pomni: “.... She, I, someone else and maybe some other people around were taken here, and forced to play games for some woman.”
Zooble: “So, basically like usual?”
Pomni: “Right, until she dropped a nuke on-”
Zooble: “A nuke!?”
Pomni: “A nuke. To reboot, apparently. I guess you're joining us now.”
Zooble: “[BOOP].... And I still can't swear?”
Pomni: “Nope.”
Zooble: “God, is this worse?”
Pomni: “Probably….”
Mary: “Coo….”
The newcomer looks at their surroundings, taking in the darkness around them. They sigh, having to accept the situation.
Although, it wouldn't be exactly like this for long.
Staring right at the dark void, a young Japanese girl stands. She's taking it all in, confused.
Or, she was confused, until right now.
Monika: “Oh, I see what this is.”
–
“Every day, I imagine a future where I can be with you.”
Name - Monitor Kernel Access.
Origin - Doki Doki Literature Club.
Species - chr file.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Likes - Whoever plays the game.
Dislikes - Her reality.
–
Matthew: Yeah, really boring.
Oh, and here's this guy. A square drawing floating in mid-air, a scribbled in face besides one bulbous eye, three arms, two legs with one just being a lamp, and one tuft of hair.
–
“By FUCKING VORE”
Name - Matthew.
Origin - System Glitch 405s old sketchbook.
Species - Silly creature.
Pronouns - Any and all.
Likes - Collage.
Hates - Stability, desks.
–
Matthew: The void schtick has been done a dozen million times, you think we could bother with some originality?
Monika: “What are you talking about?”
Matthew: Hey, I know of some of the things you're capable of, care to help me make a better setting?
Monika: “I-I don’t get what you mean, I can't just change the world like that.”
Matthew: Shucks. Guess I'll have to do all the weight.
The two of them are now standing in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Matthew: Perfect, way better.
Monika: “How-”
Matthew: You have no right to ask that question. Anyway, bye now.
Matthew has left the vicinity.
Monika: “If that thing has control, then surely…. Then why can't I find it-?”
A flower sprouts from the terrain, despite it not accommodating plant life.
Flowey: “Howdy! I can see you're troubled, what's the matter?”
Monika: “.... It's nothing.”
Flowey: “Don't lie to me, buddy, you're thinking of something.”
Monika: “It was nothing, just a little confused.”
Flowey: “That makes sense, actually. Anyway, I'm Flowey, Flowey the Flower!”
–
“Run! Into! The! Friendliness pellets.”
Name - Flowey.
Origin - Undertale.
Species - Monster.
Pronouns - Any, I suppose.
Likes - Nothing.
Dislikes - Basically everything.
–
Monika: “My name is Monika. You…. Seem oddly familiar, but I have no idea why.”
Flowey: “Same feeling here. Although, I also feel like you do know something more than me.”
Monika: “What makes you say that?”
Flowey: “Eh, just silly little me. Anyway! I assume you're as lost as I am, no clue where this is or who is at fault for-”
Matthew: (pops in) I'm at fault for the look of this place, dunno who brought us here! (pops out).
Flowey: “Oh.”
Monika: “Even he doesn't understand everything….”
No need to stall on these two anymore, here is a cute yellow squirrel. What a lovely, confused squirrel. Hope someone can help them out, like this little white guy approaching.
Snaley: “Hello? You look friendly, can you help me out?”
Cuddles: “Oh?”
Snaley: “Do you know where I am? I can't remember how I got here.”
Cuddles shakes his head.
Snaley: “Oh, you're lost too…. That's okay! We can be friends! And help each other out!
Cuddles: “Yay!”
–
“I have become much stronger since the last time we met.”
Name - SNALEY.
Origin - OMORI.
Species - Dream.
Pronouns - He/It.
Likes - His friends.
Dislikes - Getting hit by lightning while in a building underground.
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“OH MY GOD!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!! SOMEBODY GET ME OFF THIS- AAAAAAAA!!”
Name - Cuddles.
Origin - Happy Tree Friends.
Species - Rabbit.
Pronouns - He/Him.
Likes - Friends.
Dislikes - Fucking dying.
–
Snaley is then stabbed in the back of the head, killing him instantly.
Cuddles: “WAH-!?”
He is stabbed in the throat, also dying. Their bleach faced killer stands above, emotionlessly shaking the blood off his knife.
Jeff: “Those freaks weren't as good as a real person, but it was a nice warm-up.”
–
“Go to sleep!”
Name - Jeffrey Woods.
Origin - Creepypasta.
Species - Burnt guy.
Likes - Murder.
Dislikes - His family.
–
He felt something nearing his shoulder, the unmistakable smell of beef hitting his nose.
Food Demon: “.erehwon uoy gnirb lliw sedapacse lufhtarw ruoY”
Jeff: “Huh-!?”
His knife in hand, Jeff attempts to turn to face this threat. Graced by that knife, the demon dissipates.
Jeff: “.... Must be the voices again.”
Actually it was-
–
“With every bite with bone and skin. The temple groaned and shook again. His dwelling place did I neglect. To the end with bad effect."
Name - Specimen 11.
Origin - Spooky’s Jumpscare Mansion.
Species - Demon.
Pronouns - He/They/It/Beef.
Likes - Worshipers, I assume.
Dislikes - Getting hit by a sharp weapon and poofing away to a random location.
–
Does that help?
Jeff: “Whatever.”
It didn't. He kicks the dead body a little more, then walks off.
No need to dwell on him, instead, here is a man.
Christopher: “.... Did I go into the future? No one's here, I thought I stopped this from happening….”
–
“I think I understand now. They were in a loop.”
Name - Christopher Peterson.
Origin - Five Nights at Wario's.
Species - Human (used to be the last one. In the future.).
Pronouns - He/Him.
Likes - Time travel.
Dislikes - Entity 01.
–
Clearly disturbed, he looked around the wasteland. He seemed desperate to find another form of life, to prove the horrifying possibility creeping through his mind wrong.
That's when a mascot costume appeared.
Undying: “Hmh? Hmph!”
Christopher: “.... Could I help you, sir?”
Undying: “Hmph! Hmph hm!”
–
deep groan.
Name - Undying.
Origin - Five Nights at Treasure Island.
Species - Dead guy possessing a costume.
Pronouns - He/Him.
Liked - Not being a dead guy possessing a costume.
Dislikes - The toons.
–
Christopher: “You- seem desperate, but I'm afraid I don't understand what you want from me.”
Undying: “Hmmmmmmph!”
Christopher: “I…. Seriously don't know what I can do for you.”
Undying: “Hmph….”
Dejected, the costume walks off, limping.
Christopher: “.... Alright, then.”
Now more knowledgeable, Christopher checks what he has on hand. No time travel tech, of course, maybe he can try and recreate it later. But, he can make a diary entry. He'll update it later, just write down something real quick as a starter-
Null: “(glitching).”
Christopher stops, turning to see the faceless and armless dude in a red shirt floating towards him.
Null: “Hey- hey you. Do you any clue what this is? After (glitching) the (glitching) from (glitching) I just- I'm here now, and I don't get it.”
Christopher: "I'm afraid I struggle to understand your…. accent.”
–
“Did- did you know that my name? Is Null?”
Name - dude you just read it.
Origin - Baldi's Basics Classic Remastered.
Species - Glitch.
Pronouns - He/They.
Likes - Crabs.
Dislikes - Baldi's Basics.
–
Null: “Look, just listen, I (glitching) (glitching) (glitching) until (glitching).”
Christopher: “.... Alright.”
This will take a while, so in the meantime, here we have a girl in a black outfit and a tie, blue and red highlights at the end of her hair. Similar to a certain Nintendo console.
Switch-Chan: “Hm…. I don't know what's going on, but it looks like a good opportunity to advertise.”
–
“Realism isn't important! It's all about having fun!”
Name - Nintendo Switch-Chan.
Origin - Merryweather Media.
Species - Moe Anthropomorphized Nintendo Switch.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Likes - Buyers.
Hates - Not having Persona 5.
–
Switch-Chan: “Now, who to sell to?”
The product looked around, before spotting some girl with sleepy eyes.
Agiri: “Hello.”
–
"Ninja technique: 'Have your hair stay up even when you're upside down' jutsu."
Name - Agiri Goshiki.
Origin - Kill Me Baby (this series name is the only reason she got in).
Species - Ninja.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Likes - Ninja techniques.
Dislikes - Acccidentally throwing things she did not want to throw.
–
Switch-Chan: “Hello! Would you like to hear about the Nintendo Switch 2?”
Agiri: “Okay.”
Switch-Chan: “Great! We've got all time classics, in the best of definitions. Alongside newer releases, in higher quality!”
Talking Flower from the Super Mario Wonder.
Talking Flower: “Balls.”
–
“Look! I’m the wonder flower!”
Name - Talking Flower.
Origin - Super Mario Wonder.
Species - Talking Flower.
Pronouns - It.
Likes - Talking.
Dislikes - People who beat levels the wrong way.
–
Switch-Chan: “And we can't forget our brand new releases, bringing back your favourite features!”
Default Miii.
Guest F: “....”
–
“....”
Name - Guest F.
Origin - Default Nintendo Switch Miis.
Species - Mii.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Likes - Nothing.
Hates - Nothing.
–
Alongside this girl with pink hair and floating hands.
Susie: “.... What the heck is going on?”
—
“You know, it's wonderful to work in a perfectly controlled environment. But that's something you'd never understand.”
Name - Susanna Patrya Haltmann.
Origin - Kirby.
Species - Unconfirmed.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Likes - Ice cream.
Dislikes - Getting replaced.
–
Switch-Chan: “So? Did I sell you in?”
Agiri: “Very interesting, indeed. How unfortunate that I cannot pay you at this time.”
Switch-Chan: Aw….”
Susie: “Hold on, what is that you have?”
She points out something in Agiri's grasp, something resembling a metallic, raptor-reminiscent head on a string-
Agiri: “What's what?”
As she blinks, it appears to be gone.
Susie: “Huh-?”
Cyn: “You did nothing impressive. Sarcastic clap.”
It was actually hidden in her sleeve.
Agiri: “Are you impressed. I call it, inventory. Ninja technique.
Guest F: “....”
Cyn: “Unimpressive. And also, dumb.”
“Let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in let me in let me in let me in-”
Name - Cyn.
Origin - Murder Drones.
Species - Absolute Solver trapped in a tail.
Pronouns - She/It.
Likes - Eating planets.
Dislikes - Anything that lives.
–
Switch-Chan: “What does it even do?”
Agiri: “You could learn, if you pay a fair price.”
Switch-Chan: “Wha!? My sales pitch turned into your own?”
Cyn: “I am not for sale, idiot. Mocking laugh.”
Susie: “Would you please let me see it?”
Agiri: “You can't just take it, you need to pay. This isn't a charity, nor a petition.”
Taking Flower: “What the fuck is a petition?”
Cyn: “I will rip your throat out and force it through your eye sockets.”
Agiri: “It's cheap, if it interests you.”
It appears to have interested someone, who is looking over from close by.
Connie: “Salespeople, huh? Looks like I finally found who I was looking for.”
–
“Let's take profits, babe-y! Before you go in free fall.”
Name - Connie.
Origin - Cryptoland.
Species - Physical coin.
Likes - Crypto.
Hates - Seagulls.
yes this is one of the only four characters from the original to come back.
–
Confident, he walks up.
Connie: “Hey, fellas, I heard we were selling-”
Talking Flower: “Get out!”
Connie: “You didn't even-”
Talking Flower: “Get out!”
Connie: “Alright, jeez.”
Sad, he walks off.
Switch-Chan: “I hold no clue as to who that was, but it felt warranted, for some reason.”
Agiri: “I had that same feeling.”
Cyn: “I wish to kill you all.”
–
Fancy Pants hold his pencil close, if he had eyes they would be narrowed. Matching with the eyes of the thing standing across from him.
A sharp glare in her eyes, the creature stood. Bloodlust was visible in her eyes.
∆lice: “....”
–
“....”
Name - ∆lice.
Origin - Fundamental Paper Education.
Species - Demon or something.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Likes - Oliver.
Dislikes - Things that live.
–
She immediately lunged forward, a sharp claw outstretched.
Narrowly, Fancy blocks it, backing off then swinging the pencil forwards. She blocks that back, attempting to attack again. Parry, guard, defend, dodge.
Fancy swung his pencil overhead, trying to knock her down. She responded with a vertical strike, as his weapon was thrown out of his hands and high into the air. She had an opening, going straight for him.
Her attack was parried by a pen Fancy had produced.
She was now incredibly frustrated, as she slid back, and lunged forward. Not high enough to reach as Fancy jumped above, leading to her losing control.
She was unable to stop herself before colliding into something. Something that stunk of pizza grease and synthetic fur. She looked up at it.
Otto: “....”
–
low pitched laugher.
Name - Unknown Specimen 2.
Origin - Spookys Jumpscare Mansion.
Species - Animatronic Otter.
Pronouns - He/It (it with your axe).
Likes - Pizza.
Dislikes - Having his pizza stolen, women.
–
The animatronic did not move. Its eyes shared no soul, none of it moving an inch.
She gave it a look of disgust, before being reminded of what had taken her to it. Fancy Pants Man approached. pencil back in his hands. Their scuffle was far from over, but it quickly went far from the otter robot.
Rather, the thing caught the attention of someone else. A small, innocent child, plushie in hand.
Crying Child: “....”
It did not appear to like the thing either, as it held the plush toy close, cowering from the otter.
Otto: “....”
The otter could not care less.
–
“No! I don't want to go!”
Name - Crying Child Afton.
Origin - Five Nights at Freddy’s.
Species - Crying Child.
Pronouns - He/Him.
Likes - Plush animatronics.
Dislikes - Real animatronics.
–
The eyes of his plush stared back at him.
Fredbear Plush: “Would you like to get past it?”
The kid looked back at it, before nervously shaking his head.
Fredbear Plush: "That's okay. Stay where you're comfortable.”
–
“Tomorrow is another day.”
Name - Fredbear Plush.
Origin - Five Nights at Freddy’s.
Species - Fredbear plush.
Pronouns - It.
Likes - Crying Child.
Dislikes - Henry Emily.
–
Crying Child: “....”
The kid curled up on the ground, holding the source of comfort it had closely. If only it had someone to help it.
Stone: “Are you alright?”
A drunken homeless man is here to save him. The kid stares up at this young lad, not immediately trusting a stranger.
Stone: “Look, kid, I have no idea what could be going on either. I took a nap, now the town looks like this, and we're alone.”
–
“So, now what? Do we throw it back in the trash?”
Name - Stone.
Origin - Ramshackle.
Species - Poor person.
Pronouns - He/Him.
Likes - Drinking and smoking.
Dislikes - Rich people.
–
Stone: "You're a scrap too, right?”
Crying Child: “....”
Despite not perfectly understanding, he nods.
Stone: “Alright, just stay close.”
Fredbear Plush: "Don't bite the hand that feeds you.”
Stone: “.... What is that?”
The child held its friend closer.
Stone: “Guess that's the best you could find. Come on, let's try to steal you something better.”
Fredbear Plush: “Friends are forever.”
Stone: “Seriously, we need to get rid of that thing immediately.”
Smoothly transition to a stick figure with a top hat and headphones, which he is attempting to use.
Burt: “Communications to right wing, come in right wing….. Calling left wing, I report, trying to communicate with left wing…..”
I wonder how he feels about being stuck in this wasteland with no communication to his group.
Burt: “Well, this stinks.”
–
“Oh, we completely missed.”
Name - Burt Curtis.
Origin - The Henry Stickmin Collection.
Species - Stick.
Pronouns - Whichever.
Likes - Communicating.
Hates - Needless interaction.
–
Burt: “Eh, they'll track my location soon enough. Guess I better find out where-”
Suddenly, with zero build-up, a strange creature pops up.
El Bailador: “Hello, my friend. Would you like to engage in a dance with me?”
Burt: “No.”
He turns away.
El Bailador: “Why would you deny this? The air is far too quiet, too dreary. We must find ourselves, we simply-”
Burt is leaving.
El Bailador: “Hey- Come on, won't you at least try?”
Burt: “No.”
El Bailador: “Please, just consider-”
Decibat: “Hhhhhey….”
There is a bat here.
El Bailador: “Oh, the sentinel of silence? Did not expect to see you around here.”
–
“You lack RYTHM! FEELING! FEVOR!”
Name - El Bailador.
Origin - Undertale Yellow.
Species - Monster.
Likes - Dance.
Dislikes - Quiet.
–
“Whhispers only please. Hushh hushh!”
Name - Decibat.
Origin - Undertale Yellow.
Species - Monster.
Pronouns - He/They.
Likes - Quiet.
Dislikes - Noise.
–
Decibat: “I thhhhoughhhht I was done with you….”
El Bailador: “I see you have not changed, my old friend-”
Decibat: “Shhhhhut up, cishhhhhhhet, we were never friends.”
El Bailador: “You are ruder than I remember, though.”
Decibat: “I need my peace and quiet.”
El Bailador: “Why, right at this moment? Do you not want to explore this new location we found ourselves in?”
Decibat: “No, I just wanna sleep…”
El Bailador: “Suppose that is fair. Now, new friend-”
Burt is gone.
El Bailador: “.... Ah.”
Immediately cut back to Stone and the child. Stone has found a little cowboy doll on the ground.
Stone: “What is this?”
He pulls on the ripcord, playing a soundbite.
Woody: "There's a snake in my boot!”
–
“Buzz! I was a yo-yo!”
Name - Woody.
Origin - Toy Story 2 on VHS.
Is - A toy.
Pronouns - It/He.
Likes - Being loved by a kid.
Hates - Daycare children.
–
Stone: “.... Eh, works out. Do you like this?”
He shows it off to the child.
Crying Child: “....”
Stone: Guess I'll keep it.”
3D Bulb: “These new collectibles are real weird.”
Stone: “What-?”
Green lightbulb floating above them.
3D Bulb: “Hi! I'm 3D Bulb. You still can't collect me, so I guess we're still not ready for a 3D follower, even with the new update.”
–
“I had to withhold my power.”
Name - 3D Bulb.
Origin - Find the Bulbs (Roblox).
Species - Look back at her name.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Likes - Being 3 dimensional.
Dislikes - The fact her game has stopped being updated.
–
Stone: “.... What the hell did you just say to me?”
3D Bulb: “This new update, seems to have overhauled the map design. I kinda liked it better before, but at least we have something new.”
Fredbear Plush: “If something does not make sense, it is likely not real. Stay away from it.”
The child is scurrying away, the bulb unnerving the poor bugger.
3D Bulb: “Wait, don't run away! Do you know more about the update? I should visit Percy, but for now, you two are my only source of knowledge.”
Stone: “I have zero clue what any of what you're trying to say means.”
3D Bulb: “Huh. How'd you get here, then?”
Stone: “We can't remember. Can you?”
3D Bulb: “Not really. Usually updates have big announcements and take a while to load in, but this just kinda happened all of a sudden.”
Stone: “Have fun finding out, then.”
They walk away from the bulb.
3D Bulb: “Aw…. Anyone else?”
She begins to fly around aimlessly, before spotting a random young girl, cowering, nervous.
3D Bulb: “Heyo!”
Mincy: “Wah!? What is that….?”
3D Bulb: “3D Bulb. I know, being all 3D makes me so interesting.”
Mincy: “What….?”
–
“Thinking of you always!”
Name - Mincy.
Origin - OMORI.
Species - Person.
Pronouns - She/Her.
Likes - Sketching.
Dislikes - Not receiving any words of encouragement.
–
3D Bulb: “You seem like the type to be into this game. Care to enlighten me about this new update?”
Mincy: “....”
She appears scared and confused.
3D Bulb: “Wow, I didn't know expressions like that were possible! Maybe the whole engine is being overhauled, how wild.”
Mincy: “What is that….?”
3D Bulb: “3D Bulb, I just said it.”
Mincy: “.... How-?”
evil and intimidating voice: “no worries queen you'll have hundreds of opportunities to question your worldview.”
Mincy: “Who-!?”
the voice: “poof.”
Every contestant is now in one spot.
Matthew: Hey, I wanted to do that.
the voice: “suck it.”
Besides them, everyone is now checking their surroundings in confusion.
Lenin: “What is going on-?”
–
“Something idfk.”
Name - Vladimir Lenin.
Origin - Real
the voice: “nope nope fuck that we are not doing this.”
Lenin is gone.
Somewhere else in the world, Lenin is thrown into a trash compactor.
Monika: “Good god-”
the voice: “our last contestant is actually this.”
A red application pops up.
–
“Wanna break from all the music?”
Name - Evil Spotify.
Origin - Some guy’s dream.
Species - Application.
Pronouns - It.
Likes - People who pay for premium.
Dislikes - You, probably.
–
Christopher: “Contestant?”
Null: “The (glitching) is going on!?”
the voice: “do you want to know.”
Burt: “Yes.”
the voice: “can you guess.”
Cyn: “No.”
Zooble: “..... Is this what you were talking about?”
Pomni: “Looks like it.”
Mary: “Coo….”
the voice: “alright let me speedrun this.”
Knowledge is implanted into the brains of everyone present.
Undying: “Hmph! Hmphh!”
the voice: “fair reaction.”
Switch-Chan: “Competing against each other?”
Jeff: “For a prize of whatever we feel like?”
the voice: “yeah basic gist.”
El Bailador: “But who are you, my friend?”
the voice: “oh yeah one second.”
–
“i get an introduction card too.”
name - the voice (formerly the host but this fits me better).
origin - painstaking and insulting new show.
species - what's it to ya.
pronouns - she slash her.
likes - hosting and my wife.
dislikes - you specifically you know what you did.
–
the voice: “yup there it is alright this part is already over.”
Stone: “So, now what? Fight each other?”
the voice: “settle down barbaric king we're doing this in an orderly fashion this time.”
the voice: “that means teams.”
the voice: “go make them.”
Beat.
Pomni: “.... Team?”
Zooble: “Sure, we can team.”
Fancy gives a thumbs up.
Snaley: “I wanna join too!”
El Bailador: “I will as well.”
Switch-Chan: "Don't forget us!”
team one:
- Pomni.
- Zooble.
- Fancy Pants Man.
- El Bailador.
- Snaley.
- Nintendo Switch-Chan.
- Guest F.
- Talking Flower.
Pomni: “Huh. That was easy.”
Switch-Chan: “Wait, I'm missing someone.”
Cut back to Stone and the small child for the third time.
Stone: “.... You wanna choose? I really want none of these.”
Crying Child: “....”
Seemingly, he begins to imagine a small hand cursor. It floats over to Christopher-
Christopher: “Huh? Hello?”
-Then to Mary-
Mary: “Coo?”
-then Agiri.
Agiri: “You made a smart choice.”
Cyn: “No, you did not. “
Finally, it floats up. It is about to pick Evil Spotify, when-
Hand Cursor: “No, don't do that.”
Crying Child: “....”
It's moved towards Otto.
Hand Cursor: “No, stop that. Here, I'll help you out.”
The cursor floats down, joining the team.
–
"Do you want to stop killing?”
Name - Hand Cursor.
Origin - Everhood.
Species - Hand Cursor.
Pronouns - It.
Likes - Selecting things.
Dislikes - Genocide.
–
team two:
- Stone.
- Crying Child.
- Fredbear Plush.
- Woody.
- Christopher Peterson.
- Mary Suess.
- Agiri Goshiki.
- Cyn.
- Hand Cursor.
Stone: “What is that-?”
Jeffrey Woods.
Jeff: “Teaming up…. It could've been a simple battle to death, I could've been great-”
There's a demon besides him.
Food Demon: “....”
Jeff: “.... Why are you here?”
Food Demon: “.snoitca ruoy ot sseleulc esoht htiw enola tfel eb ton tsum uoY”
Jeff: “I won't let you stay, unless you can prove you deserve it.”
Food Demon: “.selur ruoy yb yalp llahs I ,rennis sselhtrow ,eniF”
The demon of beef floats away, before finding Cuddles. It grabs the squirrel, by the head and the torso.
Cuddles: “Eh?”
It then drags him back, letting Jeff get a good look, and vice versa.
Cuddles: “Wah-!?”
Just after getting to see his killer again, Cuddles is decapitated by the Food Demon. It drops his body by Jeff's feet.
Jeff: “.... Impressive. You may stay, then.”
3D Bulb: “Wow, that blood almost looks real. This update’s insane.”
Jeff: “What- what is that?”
3D Bulb: “3D Bulb, nice seeing you!”
Jeff: “.... What, you're specifying that you're 3D?”
3D Bulb: “Yeah, kinda my thing.”
Jeff: “Everything is 3D, dumbass.”
3D Bulb: “Of course not, it's-”
Burt: “I’m joining this team.”
Jeff: “We don't want you here?”
Burt: “I’m joining anyway.”
Food Demon: “.evresed uoy tahw si sihT”
Jeff: “Alright, fine. Just don't invite any more worthless members, we need something good to have a good shot. Like that thing.”
He points out to ∆lice. She gives him a judgmental glare, before stepping right by.
Jeff: “Perfect. What else can we find?”
Burt: “There's a flower.”
Jeff: “A what?”
There's a flower.
Flowey: “Howdy, everybody! I’m interested in-”
Jeff: “Leave, immediately.”
Flowey: “You judge me, and not that?”
3D Bulb: “Heyo!”
Jeff: “Neither of you should be here, we-”
Susie: “What happened to that squirrel?”
Jeff: “Enough! Stop it!”
Burt: “Okay, we finished.”
the voice: “gotcha.”
team three:
- Jeffrey.
- Specimen 11.
- Cuddles.
- 3D Bulb.
- Burt Curtis.
- ∆lice.
- Flowey.
- Susie.
Jeff: “What-!?”
Monika.
Monika: “....”
She looks around. Not really paying much attention, she seemed deep in thoughts. A lot was passing through her head, it appears.
Then, here's this thing.
Matthew: Hi, I'm this thing, that's me.
Monika: “Oh, you again?”
Matthew: Yup, exactly, lovely seeing you around. So, team?
Monika: “.... Only makes sense.”
It's my only lead to figuring this out, I better take advantage of this….
Matthew: Alright, that's a team!
team four:
- Matthew.
- Monika.chr
Matthew: Exactly.
Monika: “Eh-?”
Cut.
Null: “Do I have to do this?”
the voice: “if you don't want you could just not.”
Null: “Yeah, yeah, that works out.”
the voice: “gotcha.”
team six:
- Null.
Null: “That's not-”
the voice: “to everyone left you all smell and suck and are losers.”
team seven:
- Mincy.
- Decibat.
- Otto.
- Undying.
- Connie.
- Evil Spotify.
Decibat: “Thank goodness, peace and quiet….”
Undying: “Hmmph!”
Decibat: “Oh, nevermind, I hhhhhhhate this.”
Connie: “Eh, whatever, this just means no one else understands the quality of crypto.”
Otto: “....”
Mincy: “I- I don't-”
the voice: “alright now give them names i hate numbers now.”
Pomni: “We get names now?”
Zooble: “Guess so. Anyone got ideas?”
Guest F: “Nintendo Scope.”
Switch-Chan: “Wow, great-!”
Matthew: Wow, great idea!
Nintendo Scope:
- Pomni.
- Zooble.
- Fancy Pants Man.
- El Bailador.
- Snaley.
- Nintendo Switch-Chan.
- Guest F.
- Talking Flower.
- Matthew.
El Bailador: “I'm sorry, who might you be?”
Matthew: Your teammate, of course.
Monika: “Eh?”
Matthew: I decided that my last team sucked, so now I'm over here. All of you are far more interesting, like this little guy (xey point 7 fingers down at Talking Flower). What is it, anyway?”
Talking Flower: “A talking flower!”
Matthew: What's a flower? Are they dodecadable?
Snaley: “They’re wha-?”
Matthew then squished the flower under their palm, using all 12 of that hand's fingers. Upon opening it again, the plant had been reconfigured into a 12 sided dice. A D12, for all you nerds.
Matthew: Looks like it.
Talking Flower: “I am in an incredible amount of pain!”
Now, down to team two.
Christopher: “Do you think this'll matter? Like, will having a good name give us more…. points, or something?”
Mary: “Coo.”
Fredbear Plush: “What you call something matters not, unlike what that thing ends up being.”
Stone: “Probably meaningless.”
Absent-mindedly, Stone pulls the ripcord on that doll he still carried.
Woody: "Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!”
Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!:
- Stone.
- Crying Child.
- Fredbear Plush.
- Woody.
- Christopher Peterson.
- Mary Suess.
- Agiri Goshiki.
- Cyn.
- Hand Cursor.
Hand Cursor: “Accept this name?”
Cyn: “Giant mouthful.”
Agiri: “I like it.”
Christopher: “Sure, not like it matters too much.”
team three.
Jeff: “I swear, if you all mess this one up-”
Susie: Could you spare some trust for one second? It's not like-”
Food Demon: “.feeb daS”
feeb daS:
- Jeffrey.
- Specimen 11.
- Cuddles.
- 3D Bulb.
- Burt Curtis.
- ∆lice.
- Flowey.
- Susie.
Susie: “-Oh..”
Burt: “Okay.”
Flowey: “Hah!”
team 4.
Monika: “.... So, am I alone?”
the voice: “i do not like that.”
the voice: “you can team up with the other alone person.”
Null: “You (glitching)!”
the voice: “nice name.”
(glitching):
- Monika.
- Null.
Null: “Ugh… Whatever.”
team seven- or six i guess.
the voice: “you do deserve to get to name yourselves i will do it for you.”
lllllllllooooooooooosssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssss:
- Mincy.
- Decibat.
- Otto.
- Undying.
- Connie.
- Evil Spotify.
Mincy: “.... Did she just roll an L?”
Decibat: “Hhhhhhhhhhhhhardly impressive.”
the voice: “okay cool all teams done.”
the voice: “now.”
the voice: “you wait.”
Zooble: "Aren't we doing a challenge?”
the voice: “later.”
the voice: “now you wait.”
Snaley: “Oh, I can't wait to get-”
Snaley is struck by lightning.
Pomni: “It's sunny, what the-?”
imagine missing voting could be you.
the voice: “what did you expect a post-credits scene in this economy.”