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Published:
2025-10-13
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97
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1/1
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Smut

Summary:

A kitchen mishap has occurred.

Notes:

I wrote this last year in honor of houdini's viral prompt encouraging everyone to write smut for American Thanksgiving. I thought it would be appropriate to finally post it here for Canadian Thanksgiving.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Patrick looks defeated. “Sorry about the turkey.”

“I’m just glad you’re okay.”

“I wanted our first cottage Thanksgiving to be special.”

“Mm, it’s already memorable.”

“Well, if you hadn’t splashed bacon all over the oven. . . .”

“Really? Focusing on that instead of how I rescued you?”

“So sexy, how you wielded the fire extinguisher. Your strong arms.”

“Yeah?” David dampens a towel. “I’ll get this soot off you.” He cleans, and then kisses, a spot near Patrick’s ear.

“Oh. Maybe there’s some on my neck? Or, here, under my shirt.”

“Let’s go upstairs while the kitchen airs out.”

Notes:

(Two separate word counters told me this was 100 words! Well, I'm not adding three back in now.)

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