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Matthias head felt cloudy as he slowly blinked open his eyes.
"What is this place?!" he wondered out loud as he began to take in his surroundings. Not that there was much to take in. The area seemed to be almost entirely empty and he couldn't see very much due to the fact that he wasn't wearing his glasses(again).
One minute ago he had been building Lego in his room -the next he found himself falling through the floor before landing in this mysterious place? dimension?. At first he thought that the hole in the celling must have finally come back for revenge but evidently that wasn't the case as even with his low render distance he could tell that he had not landed on his couch in front of the biggest TV known to mankind.
Just as he was internally debating whether he had finally managed to fall into the void or if he had been kidnapped and taken to the empty sekai by Hatsune Miku , his ears were hit by a familiar tune. A very familiar tune. He whipped his head around and just as he was expecting standing there was non other than the Royston club!
"Ok what the actual hell is going on!" he thought "Did i drink too much tea!?"
"No you can never drink too much tea "said a voice. Looking up he realised It was Ben Matthias. "I just wanted to thank you for being the top listener of our music world wide!"
"Yeah dude "said another member "You play like 97% of our bills i was able to buy a new car because of you! ....also like happy birthday or whatever"
Now he was beyond confused not only was he in some kind of void, the Royston club was also here and they knew was his birthday! This couldn't possibly get any weirder!
As if on que Lin-Manuel Miranda appeared next to him(how is he everywhere seriously) and started rapping happy birthday while the Royston club played the in instrumentals. Suddenly a chorus of voices chimed in with the backing vocals. Behind was a crowd familiar faces : Ichigo and Rukia, several stardew valley characters and a bunch of old guys from history(most notably Matthias Corvinus).After the song had finished Uncle Iroh immerged from the crowd and starting passing out his signature tea blend.
It was very nice.
As he downed the last drop of tea Matthias found himself once again in front of his star wars Lego set.
"Well that was a weird experience. Now where did I put that piece?"
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