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From: King Arthur <[email protected]>
To: Merlin Emrys <[email protected]>
Date: 11 March 2016 at 2:58 PM
Subject: My VC!
Merlin I made the vitae thing, just as you said I should. I can't figure out where to send it, though. Buckingham Palace? Kensington? Balmoral? Maybe I should send it to the Lords at Parliament. Then again, I never did have very good luck with Councillors, did I?
Perhaps I'd better deal directly with the Her Majesty the Queen. Shall I hand deliver it? If so, do I wear the grey leather gloves or the black? I think the grey look best with my chainmail. Also, I think you should attend me when I go. It's more befitting a king to have his servant at his side, don't you think?
I'm attaching my CV so you can see how impressively I present myself. If you have any comments--and I'm sure they'll be mostly praise, astonishment, and begging me to claim you in my bed tonight--do let me know before I strut over to the Palace with your computer. (How do you get things to magic out onto paper from this thing?) You have a few minutes at least to get back to me, as it takes me a while to get into my mail and armour.
Love and kisses, you wicked magician,
-Arthur

