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It was only half a second before 007n7’s brilliant plan of burning down the pizza place again exploded in his face quite literally. His Coolgui had betrayed him, instead sending the pizza place into a fiery explosion alerting several admins almost immediately due to his blatant mess up and exploits, and now here he was frantically teleporting from experience to experience his Coolgui sparking and sending warning errors like it was the ovens currently on fire in the pizza place.
And with a final look at the admins ban hammer closing in on his chest, his Coolgui teleported once more sending him hurtling across the new experience falling into a crumpled pile on the floor . Bones aching and muscles strained from the constant and random teleportation left him breathless and eyes blurry his glasses cracked and smudged with dirt. As he regained his breath he tried to look around a weird fog surrounding the whole area but that was futile he couldn’t even see a foot in front of him. Plus his Coolgui is very much out of commission currently. With no choice he ventured into a random direction that vaguely looked like it had lights.
*2 hours later*
God his legs were genuinely killing him he had been walking in one direction for who knows how long at this point, he had been spacing out while walking trying to fix his Coolgui but it seemed like a lost cause until he could get back to his dorm room. God he was going to have so much homework to catch up on when he got back. As he continued walking he didn’t even notice what was slowly appearing from the fog as he spaced out *BONK* he… he had just walked into a pillar sitting awkwardly merged with the ground. His once barely staying together glasses now shattered and on the floor he sighed pocketing his glasses, well fuck guess he’s going blind now.
And so he continued walking past the pillar, a now larger static shape seemingly emerging from the fog a weird looking temple that almost seemed to blend in with the fog itself. God knows he definitely did not want to go in whatever the fuck that was but he was currently blind and needed to get back to his home. And so with very hesitant steps he headed inside squinting trying to look through the almost pitch black halls. And then he stumbled across it a weird floating star in the middle of a circle of people with comedy and tragedy masks interchangeably in the circle, and with his arrival they noticed heads rising to look at him almost looking eager at his unprompted arrival.
He’s going to be sacrificed he fucking knew it of course he had to be the one to stumble across a cult in who knows where. With a deep breath he decided to be a stupid horror movie character and waved his hand hello.
“Hey… uh I’m kind of lost right now do you guys have a waypoint, or… a tele-porter perhaps?”
He grinned awkwardly trying to just not turn around and die in a random field in the fog. And shit they didn’t even respond, one of them walked up towards him holding something in their hands. Not even a foot away how hadn’t he noticed it but there were people surrounding him now blocking the exit that was now somehow a wall. O-Ok he can deal with this if they touch him just start biting and punching but then one of them spoke, a slightly more regal cultist with star emblems littered across their form.
“Welcome sinner we have been waiting for you dear Rayet, we are the void stars court” The cultist announced.
“OH WHAT THE FUCK, hell no I don’t know what your cultist deal is but I am not being a part of this!” 007n7 shouted voice harsh and tired. The cultists were calm approaching holding a necklace.
“Please do not fear Rayet we have a way to get you back home like you want, we are willing to give you it if you allow us to give you this here blessed charm.”
They were surrounding him getting even closer now suddenly several pairs of hands clasped against his shoulders and lowered his head, he tried to push back but they kept him still at they put the weird necklace on them. And just as quickly as they had grabbed him they let him go with himself collapsing to the floor it felt like someone was trying to dig through his mind and burn his very soul. As he struggled gasping for unneeded air several hands were on his back helping him sit up and breathe better.
“Do not fret Rayet all is well the pain will be over in a second.” The cultists patted his back now helping him stand up as he adjusted opening his eyes.
“Oh what the hell why can I see properly now.” 007n7 couldn’t believe this it was honestly giving him a migraine but even more surprising was where that star was once in the middle of the room sat a throne a flickering and glitching being sitting on it.
As quickly as he had noticed them the being face visibly lit up. A comedy mask on one side with jester looking clothes but on the other side 007n7 could see his skeleton a weird mix of purple.
“Who are you?” 007n7 questioned the cultists around him perking up in joy that he was acknowledging the thing in front of him, they started nudging him towards the throne of this being. When he reached the base they pushed him into a kneeling position exited whispers surrounding the room. His chin was lifted with a gloved hand cold to the touch face raised to meet with the being.
“OH YOU 4R3 P3RF3CT MY D34R R4Y3T YOU M4Y C4LL US NOL1” The being now named N0L1 was ecstatic face beaming with unbridled joy. 007n7 could feel his own face smiling in response to N0L1’s.
“Could I possibly go back home now?”007n7’s voice was muffled and hesitant worried that he’d insult this god by just asking for the little freedom he wanted.
“4LL 1S F1N3 R4Y3T! W3 W1LL S3ND YOU HOM3 R1GHT NOW 1F YOU SO W1SH!!” N0L1 looked happy to even talk to 007n7, manifesting that star in his skeletal hand he held it near 007n7’s head.
“YOU KNOW WH3R3 TO F1ND US DO NOT FR3T YOU W1LL B3 B4CK” And with that 007n7’s vision went blindingly white with the flash of N0L1’s face and the star in his mind. The temple blurring into nothingness as 007n7 disappeared.
It felt like weeks when 007n7 finally woke up body exhausted now laying on the floor of his dorm. As he scrambled upwards with the sudden awareness that he was back he felt the freezing cold touch of the necklace sitting on his neck.
It hadn’t been a dream he had actually been indoctrinated into some sort of cult for his god N0L1. He stood up gathering what was on him finding that both his glasses and Coolgui were fixed. He thought about taking off the necklace but doing so felt like he was betraying something so he left it on. He immediately hopped onto his computer checking the time and ready to research about N0L1. Only an hour had passed and the pizza place hadn’t even been blown up before he had disappeared neither were any admin reports sent out for him today.
He was going to throw up how much of this day was actually real. He took some breaths and moved onto researching about his god N0L1, the void star was what it was a powerful relic once admins now N0L1’s and their cult with many names none permanent was all he could find, no actual names almost all rumors and a feeling of dread sat in his chest when he finally shut down his computer. He wasn’t going to deal with this right now he couldn’t as a headache was forming and it feels like all of his energy was being sapped out.
Everything is fine, he just needed to go to bed he probably just ate something bad maybe that awful packaged ramen from yesterday, or maybe it was the mold in the walls. See it was probably stupid like that nothing happened he just needed to go to bed, and so he did climbing into his mattress on the floor pulling his blanket over him he finally closed his eyes for the night. Not before feeling a hand caress his head as he finally drifted into slumber.
“SW33T DR34MS R4Y3T W3’LL B3 W1TH YOU”