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Shadow milk cookie was pacing around his spire, trying to plan for Pure Vanilla Cookie's arrival at his spire.
"BLACK SAPPHIRE COOKIE COME HERE" he yelled out into the halls.
"Yes master Shadow Milk Cookie?"
"What can I do to cause the most distress in my silly vanilly?? I know I can manipulate him and gaslight him into thinking that he he worthless or whatever, but that's BORINGG! I want pizazz! Drama! Razzle Dazzle! Something no cookie could ever expect!"
"Hmm.. Have you ever heard of Undertale?"
"OF COURSE! A CROSSOVER! Also, you are going into the toothpaste box since you just asked ME, the cookie of knowledge, if I have ever heard of something. Also I have Tumblr obviously I know what Undertale is you insignificant little... scorpion.."
"NO NOT THE TOOTHPASTE BOX!!"
"Womp womp"
A few hours later:
Shadow milk cookie was still pacing, but now with Marshmallow bunny cookie knocked out with chloroform infront of him, waiting for her to wake up.
"M-mh?"
She started to stir, a bit dazed and very confused.
"Wh-what.. where am I?"
"A NEW ADVENTURE!"
"What"
"I need one of your Bunny tunnel thingys so when Pure Vanilla gets here he falls into Undertale."
"Undertale?"
"YES YOU IDIOT, UNDERTALE"
"I- Okay! Geez!"
Pure vanilla cookie's arrival:
"Ohehheheheehehehheiridusirjieueoehejuueuueueiejsjeiej my Silly Vanilly is here!!"
Pure Vanilla cookie gasped at the sudden voice, before feeling like he was floating.
"Bye bye!"
Pure vanilla cookie was suddenly falling, he dropped his staff and couldn't reach wherever it had gone in the fall. The impact from the fall was softened by a patch of yellow flowers. He got up and started searching for his staff, which was hard to find in all the golden flowers. He suddenly heard a child's voice.
"Howdy! I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower! Hee hee hee..."
"Oh, hello there little one! You.. look just like my staff? Maybe Shadow milk cookie made my staff talk.. but for what purpose? That's not something I'm going to worry about right now." Pure vanilla Cookie uprooted the yellow flower and started walking.
"I- what?! Hey! Put me down bitch!"
"We shall not use profanity! Especially towards others! It is very rude."
Flowey was dumbfounded, this little.. thing just ripped him out of the ground and started lecturing him about using profanity??
"NO, this is MY world! I can say what I want!" Flowey started attempting to shoot bullets at the small creature, missing every time.
"Why are you attacking me? You're my staff?"
"I am NOT your staff! Put. Me. Down!!" Flowey was wriggling in the.. nubs? Of the small creature, attempting to break free.
"You aren't?"
"NO! I don't even know what you are!"
"I am Pure Vanilla Cookie!"
"...cookie?"
"Yes! What else would I be?"
"..."
Pure Vanilla put down Flowey, who rooted himself back into the ground.
"Let's start again, okay little one? What's your name?"
Flowey giggled
"Flowey! Flowey the Flower!"
"Could you perhaps tell me where I am? And where My staff has gone?"
"You're in the Underground, buddy!"
"Hm.. Underground.."
"Yeppers! And you clearly haven't been here before so how about I show you how things work around here?"
"Okay, little one. I'd be very grateful if you'd teach me the ways of the.. Underground!"
Pure vanilla cookie looked up at Flowey with a smile.
"Alrighty! You see that- that isn't a heart? What.. an ice cream cone? Eh?"
"That is my souljam, little one!"
"Soul.. jam? Close enough..?"
Flowey seemed very confused, he looked down at Pure Vanilla Cookie with a frown. This was neither a Monster nor a Human, but this.. Souljam.. it felt very powerful.
"Anyways- That is the very culmination of your being-"
"Oh, yes I know, Little one. If this were to be cracked, I don't know what could happen. I suppose I could ask Hollyberry cookie, I heard hers had cracked- I haven't talked to her in forever-"
Flowey noticed Pure Vanilla Cookie growing emotional and scoffed.
"Hey! Buddy! Don't get side tracked!"
"R-right.. I apologize, Little one."
Flowey scoffed again, rolling his eyes. He was growing impatient.
"Your soul starts off weak, but can grow stronger if you gain a lot over LV."
"Oh, what is LV?"
Pure vanilla asked.
"What does LV stand for? Why LOVE! Of course! You want some LOVE, don't you?"
"Oh- that might be nice, Little one.."
Pure Vanilla was hesitant, but agreed.
"I'll share some with you! Down here, love is shared through.. little white.. 'Friendliness pellets'.. you ready?"
Pure Vanilla cookie smiled and nodded, holding put his arms. The "friendliness pellets" came towards him, and in impact, Pure Vanilla felt his dough get scratched.
"Oh-?"
Pure vanilla frowned and looked at his arm, which has a bit of jam oozing out.
"I assume that was an accident, little one? Would you like to try again?"
"Hee hee hee.. you idiot!"
"Little one? Don't call others idiots, we could all treat eachother with compassion and understanding.."
"Gosh! You really thought they were friendliness pellets!! You see, buddy, down here, it's either kill or be killed!"
"That's not a very productive way of thinking, little one.. all conflicts can be resolved through conversations!"
"...I'm evil, buddy. You're supposed to-"
Flowey was cut off by a ball of fire knocking him away. A goat lady stands infront of Pure Vanilla.
"What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent-... little thing."
She says, looking down at Pure Vanilla.