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Eugene has been feeding his menagerie of bugs for quite some time now.
Enough time for his strange roommate to have dissapeared somewhere else without him knowing.
(Which was quite odd considering said roommate was always attached to his hip)
After finishing up his chores,he tidied up and decided to have an early read on upcoming lessons. What else could he be doing at this hour anyway? Look for Pugsley? Pfft- like he'd care where that guy went..
1 minute..
2 minutes..
3 minutes..
4-
"I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE,WHERE WOULD HE EVEN GO"
Eugene stood up,closed his textbook and got ready to put on his shoes.
Knock,knock!
'Oh nevermind,hes back i guess..' he thought to himself.
A neatly folded envelope then slid under the door. It was adressed to none other than Pugsley. Great... just when hes NOT here.
Eugene opened the door to see who delivered it,only to be met by an empty hallway,and a fuck ton of questions. He assumed his roommate wouldnt be the kind of guy to receive anything formal–but then again his family is loaded.
Picking up the envelope,he examined it some more. Obviously he wasn't gonna peek into someone's private mail! Just..checking..
'To: Pugsley Uno Addams'
Hold the phone.
Pugsley UNO Addams??
"What. HIS SECOND NAME'S UNO?" Eugene couldn't help but blurt out. He had no idea the Addams boy even had a second name! He was so gonna ask him about it once Pugsley gets back.
.
The door creaked open at around midnight.
Pugsley sure wasn't expecting Eugene to be awake at this time,the guy had a proper bedtime!
So imagine his suprise when he saw his lov- roommate sat beside their shared desk,holding some piece of paper.
"Hey man! Staying up?" He asked his roommate,who held the paper a little tighter–looking like he was holding back a laugh. Like he had a joke coming.
"Yeah,just for tonight..Pugsley Uno-pfft.." Ah,there it was.
"What? What do you mean-"
"Cmon take a look at this,your full name out in the open"
Pugsley snatched that envelope so fast,Eugene barely registered it for a second.
It DID say his full name. This is probably the letter he's been avoiding all day! Of course Eugene just had to be the one to get it..
"Not that funny dude..It's just my second name-"
"Do you get that embarassed when you win a game of UNO?"
"OKAY,dude seriously-"
"Is Wednesday's second name Cero since she came before you?"
"Wha- no its friday!"
"FRIDAY???"
And the night went on.