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“Harry Potter.”
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“Youngest Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor in the History of Hogwarts.”
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“The Man Who Killed Voldemort.”
“Youngest Seeker in a Century.”
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*viciously* “Harry Potter. Our new — celebrity.”
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“The Boy Who Lived.”
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*bitterly* “If I can never have his love, I’ll at least have a new title: World Stone Skipping Champion.”
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He stood gazing out over the lake for a long time.