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"F-fuck..." Diavolo panted out, with a larger figure moving their hand up and down Diavolo's thighs. Was the kitchen REALLY the best place to Fuck your lover? Absolutely fucking not but This is Jojo.
The Larger Figure Smirked at this, that affirmation from his love he was doing a good job, that praise from him he constantly wanted to hear. Diavolo was a man shrouded in mystery, but Dio admired him, and for once, he had found someone who was equal to him; equal in his heart, and equal in strength. His reason for serving Dio? He wanted something, just anything he could to desperately grasp for a purpose, or just fucking anything as a reason for him to fight to live.
It Made Dio Grin while he peered within an adjective, to hear Diavolos desperate panting for him to touch Diavolo's big dick because Diavolo Is A Big gay Guy.
(BTW I can confirm this cause I was a twink after reading Vento Aureo, JUST because of Diavolo, he is SOOOO sexy >////> .)
Also because the two of them had built up sexual tension they wanted to relieve, and they would have.
The fridge fell on Diavolo, killing Him Instantly.
Would Have.
Dio knew why this had Happened, and he really wasn't sure What he Was Expecting, as he angrily stormed up to His Sons Room, Specifically Giorno's. This ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENED.
He Slammed open the door, Seeing his son with his friends; Trish Una, Diavolos Daught, and Pannacotta "The 69th Annual Hunger Games" Fugo, who was currently taping pieces of cheese to himself, and slathering it with paint. Dio did not care; he wanted to let his son Know His Rage. Fucking giorno. "GIORNO! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIM!!!" DIO YELLED AT HIS SON?
Giorno Gave him a smug anime girl face. "grinch.................... I do what I Want!" Dio growled, raised his tail defensively. "Giorno listen to me I know you CAN Control Golden Experience Reqeuim kills people, but When me and Twinkavolo are having Private Moments, It's A NoNno!" Dio lectured, eating science.
Pannacotta "The 69th Annual Hunger Games" Fugo looked up from himself. "But Dad rasin bran, isnt it Controled by emotions??? when peopel die I Mean"
Dio Brando howlled. "WHAT!!!!"
Trish also Smug Anime Girled At Dio. "Uhhh Yea Lol you See when Giorno is not in a good mood, GER kills someone in ＴＨＥ ＶＯＲＴＥＸ"
Girono grin. "MUWHWHWHWUWHUWHWUWUHWUWHWUHUWHWUHW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LE EPIC WIN" Dio Cried,a nd left.
then diavolo put a ham on himself.