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OMF - 12:52 pm

Lance:
hi Zhou! Welcome to the lovely chat!

Zhou:
hihi!
why is it named omf..?

Gabi:
OLD MAN FUCKERS

Franco:
it kinda our brand!
Wait, who's your old man..

Zhou:
nooo, i wouldn't call him old :((
I am not calling him old :((

Lance:
You don't have to

Zhou:
good :((

Gabi:
Soooo..?

Zhou:
oh! Its Valtteri :3

Lance:
damn, it shows how much you guys pay attention to other people

Gabi:
SAYS THE MAN FUCKING MY DAD AND IS ALL UP IN HIS BUSINESS 24/7

Franco:
The shade is being thrown again 😶

Lance:
🤷
anyways gotta go, i got pouting to do

Franco:
Bye!

Gabi:
😒
guess father won't be answering my messages

Zhou:
You guys are funny
I like y'all

Franco:
sì we like you as well :)

Zhou:
:)

Zhou:
damn Franco really is into Lewis
Leaning into his space and the way he looks at him??

Gabi:
RIGHT?!
He wants that cookie badlyyyy

Lance:
stop blowing my phone up, i am in the middle of trying not to vomit

Gabi:
not my fault you stood with them

Lance:
I am muting you :/

Gabi:
:[

Zhou:
:(( wanna hang gabi?

Gabi:
YEAH!

Lewis:
I can't tell If he's just being himself or trying to get with me

Fernando:
Definitely trying to get with you
Speak of JUST ASK HIM OUT
my Lancey is sick of it.

Valtteri:
Damn Lew, you got him using caps…

Nico:
I would hide away honestly.
That's scary he's used caps

Lewis:
I'm scared to get ready for FP1 now.
You won't run me off right??

Fernando:
test me.

Valtteri:
yeahh. I am going to find Zhou and i was never here if any crimes are committed

Nico:
Go get your man 😉

Valtteri:
🖕
I am actually panicking, he’s so cute.

Fernando:
I get like that with my Lancey

Nico:
Am not surprised it came back to Lance
(Please talk about him all you like, dont kill.. my car is bad enough)

Fernando:
Sleep with an eye open..

Nico:
…

Lance:
fuck even was that race man

Gabi:
You tell me 😭
You think Fernando is gonna kill me for almost running him off?

Franco:
GUYS

Lance:
I think he’ll get over it

Zhou:
Gabi i was watching the race, it was really an easy mistake to make

Franco:
GUYS PLEASE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

Gabi:
Maybe if i just avoid him for a while

Lance:
Gabriel

Franco:
GUYS IM GONNA KMS PLEASE

Lance:
You are having dinner w us
how are you gonna avoid him?
I can be all sad about my race, then he will forget all about that

Zhou:
Is Franco okay???

Franco:
ZHOU PLEASE PLEASE IM FREAKING OUT

Gabi:
Lance can you actually do that? Please????

Franco:
I WILL SET MYSELF ON FIRE!!!!

Lance:
Oh God Franco what do you want?

Franco:
Lewis asked me if i wanted to share a plane ride back w him.
We’re taking a plane together
Just me and him
And like the staff but wtv

Lance:
Thats it??
Dude omg

Zhou:
And you said yes right???
Right?????????

Franco:
OBVIOUSLY!!!
Do you guys think he’s like coming on to me or am i just crazy?

Lance:
Youre crazy

Zhou:
He wants you so bad!!!!!

Gabi:
Are we sure Fernando doesn’t hate me?

Franco:
GABRIEL FUCK OFF FOR A SECOND

Lance:
Gabriel!

Gabi:
:(((((((

Zhou:
Franco you will have so much time in private w Lewis you should shoot your shot
Say you can give him a quicky
As like a thank you for the ride

Gabi:
ZHOU?????

Franco:
But what if I’m wrong and he really is just being friendly?

Lance:
Then you’ll make it weird and he’ll never take you w him again

Gabi:
Franco you should just go for it
ignore Lance
He’s being a little bitch

Lance:
Gabriel youre so grounded

Gabi:
NUH UH!!!
YOU CANT DO THAT!!!
YOURE NOT MY DAD!!!!

Franco:
I think ill just feel it out
See how things go

Zhou:
Franco
Keep your mouth wide, and look in his eyes

Franco:
I AM NOT SUCKING HIM 12 METERS IN THE AIR!!!

Zhou:
🤷

Fernando:
I hope gabi doesn't think i am mad at him
Because i am not but he seemed off

Nico:
He's a little scared but it should be fine
just talk to him

Lewis:
Guys…
I either made a huge mistake or the best choice in my life

Valtteri:
You are leaving Ferrari and coming back to Merc?
Because if so, sorry it's a little over crowded.
I need Max to not come here.

Lewis:
First of all, no. Second of all no again
I invited Franco onto my plane
He said yes

Fernando:
Huge step for you.
Don't scare the staff tho.

Lewis:
???
HOW WOULD I?

Fernando:
Making him scream your name

Nico:
You know
The way we change topics is weird but you know what
Go get your man Lewis

Lewis:
Dude
I am freaking out too much to even try and make the boy want me

Valtteri:
Don't think you need to.
He looks like a lovesick puppy half the time

Fernando:
All the time you mean?

Nico:
No literally
I see him outside waiting to see Lewis walking around.
He's a puppy

Lewis:
GUYS PLEASE
He said he'll meet me soon.
HES ACTUALLY GETTING ON THE PLANE WITH ME WTF

Valtteri:
Sometimes i wonder how you survive

Lewis:
I dont think i am surviving this flight

Nico:
Put the damn phone down and talk to the boy, flirt or whatever

Fernando:
Make him cum

Lewis:
OKAY I AM MUTING YOU ALL.

Nico:
Damn, he really didn't wanna hear our shit

Franco:
Okay so like what now

Gabi:
Wdym?

Franco:
I’m sitting on the plane w Lewis
Right next to Lewis
And he’s just looking out the window and im texting you
WHAT DO I DO NOW??

Zhou:
So just take him by the knees and open his legs
Get on your knees in front of him and go for it
Give him puppy eyes while being entirely too close to his crotch

Franco:
ZHOU IM NOT DOING THAT

Lance:
no hold on the puppy eyes might just work
Franco can you make yourself look really sad?

Franco:
You guys are not helping me

Gabi:
We’re having dinner rn and all three of us are on our phones
We look like a family who hate eachother

Lance:
Gabriel just eat your food

Gabi:
No no cause if we are here, right
But then who is Fernando texting?

Franco:
Guys Lewis’s phone keeps buzzing in his hands
Omg he just picked it up and he looks upset
Fuck what if its his partner
WHAT IF HE”S ALREADY TAKEN FUCK I DONT EVEN KNOW

Zhou:
Well if he’s upset maybe its not a partner he really likes?
So you still have a chance

Franco:
I dont wanna be someone’s affair!!!
Tho the idea of being Lewis’s side piece is nice
NO ITS WRONG!!!

Lance:
Franco I just asked Nando, youre fine Lewis is single

Gabi:
Franco maybe you should start by like
Idk
Getting off your phone?
🤨

Lance:
Says you
Your food is getting cold

Gabi:
FINE YOU KNOW WHAT

Franco:
But like I put down my phone and do what?
Say what?
“Hey Lewis, can i go down on you real quick? I promise im good”
GUYS

Lance:
Listen if you really wanna start this train just go
“Hey thanks for taking me, it was so nice of you. Maybe i can repay you somehow”
And give him a look, you know the one
Idk man i need to go now
Gabriel put down his phone and now he’s sitting all sad like he’s a child being neglected by his parents
I have to go
Good luck

Franco:
No Lance please come back I need to figure out the game plan here!!!

Zhou:
Franco you talk so much but cant even go down on a guy properly

Franco:
I’m blocking you!!!

Nico:
Where is Gabriella?
He isn’t replying to my texts
:(

Valtteri:
Maybe he’s just busy?

Fernando:
He hates you
You guys are over now
So sad

Nico:
Oh right he’s having dinner with you
Okay thanks Nando

Fernando:
Do not call me that

Valtteri:
Yeah Nico, only his Lancey can call him that

Fernando:
Do not call him that!!!!
Do none of you know how to use proper names?

Lewis:
Why are you guys blowing up my phone?
Shut up!

Valtteri:
Didn’t you mute us?

Nico:
Is Franco on his knees for you yet?

Valtteri:
No way
Lewis doesn't have the balls

Lewis:
SHUT UP!!!
You guys are making this weird
I’m just giving him a ride
No hidden intentions

Fernando:
You don't have the balls to have sex on a plane

Lewis:
I WILL LEAVE THIS CHAT

Fernando:
Lewis, Lancey just asked if you’re single
I’m just gonna say yes

Lewis:
Wait why did he ask that

Valtteri:
I just think you're over complicating this
Clearly the kid likes you

Lewis:
Fernando why did Lance ask that

Valtteri:
You are alone with him on a plane
Its romantic
Now is the time to go for it

Lewis:
Was he asking for someone???

Nico:
Maybe have some champagne
Relax your muscles a bit

Lewis:
Fernando does Lance have Franco’s number?
Tell Lance to tell Franco that I’m single!!!

Fernando:
Not doing all that Lewis

Valtteri:
I’m sure there’s another way Lewis can relax his muscles

Nico:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fernando:
Unbelievable, I’m having dinner with this boy and he’s on his phone
No respect from young people

Nico:
Aren’t you also on your phone?
Wait if he’s on his phone why isn’t he replying to me?
:(

Lewis:
I might actually get some champagne
I do need to relax a bit
I’ve been staring out the window so as to not look at him

Valtteri:
Guys, would it be weird if I got Zhou some flowers?
Just because

Lewis:
NOW IS NOT THE TIME VALTTERI

Nico:
Valtteri we’re only capable of handling one relationship at a time

Fernando:
Get chocolates too

Gabi:
no because i spend the rest of dinner pouting and Fernando was like
“you okay kiddo?”

Lance:
Don't be pouty then dude, just because you couldn't be on the phone

Gabi:
I MISSED TEXTS FROM MY MAN :((

Franco:
GUYS

Zhou:
wondering when you would land
how was It?

Franco:
Theres so many things to unpack!
AND I DONT JUST MEAN MY LUGGAGE

Zhou:
Do tell

Lance:
Omg dont tell me you sucked his dick fr

Franco:
I DID
don't even get me into the details
Actually NO I WILL GET INTO IT
BECAUSE HE FUCKING SO BEAUTIFUL

Lance:
Oh My Lord, you really did
so what are you guys?

Franco:
Uhm i have no idea
We kinda just had fun together then we landed
He said thanks and parted way

Gabi:
JUST THANKS?!
WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT MAN
hunt him down

Zhou:
You know what, that seems like a Lewis thing to do.
Valtteri says so

Franco:
FUCK YOUR BF RN
I AM HAVING A CRY

Zhou:
NOT MY BF WTF

Franco:
Sorry I am a little heated but Uhh
Yeah he kinda just dipped after we got off

Lance:
I can get Fernando to like talk to him
Knock some sense into him

Franco:
Nooo
Because I'll look so desperate then :((

Gabi:
Bitch, you are.

Franco:
:((((

Zhou:
I mean at least you got to suck his dick if it doesn't go well

Lance:
We're not giving him much hope are we?

Franco:
:(((((

Lewis:
I fucked up
Like hugely I think

Valtteri:
Oh no what did you do?
Don't tell me you denied his offer to fuck him

Lewis:
WHAT GOD NO
well I didn't fuck him..
I made out with him and stuff

Nico:
And stuff…
So how is this a fuck up?
I am seeing this as a good thing

Lewis:
Well.

Fernando:
Lance is telling me i need to chat with you, what did you do

Lewis:
I JUST FUCKED OFF
I said thanks then left him just standing there.
he looked pretty upset :((

Nico:
every day i get a step closer to putting Britney into this chat

Lewis:
I'll get back on that plane and jump.

Fernando:
maybe a little ex hate will do you good.
Look at Mark and Sebastian

Lewis:
THEY WANTED EACH OTHER HATEFUL OR NOT WTF

Valtteri:
I am adding him.

Britney:
What the fuck is this?

Lewis:
You're all on my note.

Fernando:
No one will find it.

Nico:
I get more terrified of you everyday

Valtteri:
Booo :((

Lewis:
i am going home to cry about what ive done

Nico:
In all honesty, do talk to the boy.
he wouldn't look upset if he didn't feel the same

Fernando:
If you don't talk to him by the end of next race weekend
Someone is sitting in a locked room with him until it is sorted

Valtteri:
Yeah I would really talk to Franco, Lew.

Fernando:
you and Zhou will be next.

Valtteri:
WTF??

Nico:
y'all have fun with that
I'll be drinking and watching

Fernando:
You aren't locked up yet because you still make Gabi happy..

Nico:
Okay i am fucking scared, i feel eyes on me…

Fernando:
Ignore them..

Lewis:
THEM?!
I wanna know how we are still alive…

Lewis:
Hey youre not asleep yet right?

Franco:
Oh hey
No yeah im a awake
Just scrolling insta

Lewis:
Fun

Franco:
Soooo
Whats up?

Lewis:
Listen I just wanted to talk about what happened

Franco:
Oh
Listen Lewis its fine
Really just a one time thing
No worries
I’ll keep it between us

Lewis:
No!
No Franco that’s not what I mean!!!
I’m talking about when we landed
The way I just left you hanging like that

Franco:
Oh that
Yeah kinda hurt ngl

Lewis:
Look I’m sorry man
I guess I just freaked out a bit
Let me make it up to you
Lets catch a dinner, before the next race
Just the two of us
There’s a really nice restaurant close to where im staying

Franco:
Should I bring spare clothes ;’)

Lewis:
I think I’ll have something for you to borrow 😘

Franco:
Its a date

Lewis:
♥️

Franco:
GOD BLESS US ALL

Lance:
Franco do you ever just fuck off?

Franco:
LANCE I HAVE A DATE WITH LEWIS

Zhou:
OMG REALLY???
FRANCO THATS GREAT

Lance:
Man when was the last time Fernando took me on a date
I’m upset with him now

Gabi:
Hey maybe you guys can go tomorrow?
Please?
Fernando was talking about meeting up w me for something but I already have plans w Nico
Please Lance if I tell him he definitely wont let me go

Lance:
Gabri why are you still awake
Go the fuck to sleep you little fucker

Franco:
There was even a promise of me staying over at his after the dinner

Zhou:
Remember to prepare in the shower before the dinner so youre ready when youre in bed w him

Franco:
Omg Zhou! I’m not gonna sleep w him on our first date???

Gabi:
YOU LITERALLY SLEPT W HIM BEFORE YOUR FIRST DATE

Lance:
I have to agree w Gabi on this

Franco:
That’s it im going to bed

Zhou:
Night!!! :)