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The Replacement Protocol
The revelation hit Bruce like a freight train loaded with kryptonite. Jason was alive. Not just alive, but had been for years, operating under the Red Hood moniker while Bruce remained oblivious to his resurrection. The guilt crushed him more than any supervillain ever had.
Standing in the Cave, staring at the evidence spread across the computer screens, Bruce made a decision that would have horrified his younger self. His sons—Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian—had given too much of themselves to this crusade. They deserved lives beyond the shadows, beyond the constant threat of death that haunted Gotham's protectors.
But Gotham still needed its guardians.
The Private Conversations
Dick was the first. Bruce found him in the kitchen of the Manor, absently stirring coffee at 2 AM after returning from a Blüdhaven patrol.
"I need you to consider stepping back from active duty," Bruce said without preamble.
Dick's spoon clinked against the ceramic. "What?"
"Your brothers need stability. Someone they can trust to be here, to keep an eye on things at home." Bruce's voice carried the weight of paternal authority, but underneath lay something more vulnerable. "You've always been the responsible one, Dick. They look up to you."
Dick's laugh was bitter. "Right. Because I was so responsible when I moved to Blüdhaven and left Tim to deal with everything alone?"
"That's exactly why I need you here now."
The conversation lasted an hour, filled with protests and justifications, but eventually Dick agreed. Not because he wanted to, but because Bruce played the one card that always worked: family duty.
Tim was easier to convince, which somehow made it worse.
"You want me to take a break from Robin?" Tim asked, not looking up from the computer where he was analyzing forensic data.
"Not a break. A transition. I need someone with your analytical skills coordinating from the Cave. Your brothers—they're not as... careful as you are. They need someone watching their backs."
Tim's fingers stilled on the keyboard. "You mean they need a babysitter."
"I mean they need you."
The lie tasted like ash in Bruce's mouth, but Tim nodded slowly. "If that's what you think is best."
Jason was the hardest. He showed up at the Cave three nights later, helmet under his arm and murder in his eyes.
"Heard you've been having heart-to-hearts with the other kids," Jason said, his voice dripping with disdain. "When do I get my pink slip?"
Bruce didn't flinch. "I need you to watch over them. Dick and Tim—they're too trusting. Damian's too reckless. They need someone who understands the real stakes."
"You mean they need the family disappointment to play bodyguard."
"I mean they need their brother."
Jason stared at him for a long moment, searching for something in Bruce's expression. Whatever he found there made him set his helmet on the workbench with a heavy thud.
"Fine. But I'm not doing it for you."
Damian was the most suspicious.
"You wish me to remain at the Manor while you patrol alone?" Damian's eyes narrowed. "This is about my age, isn't it? You think I'm too young."
"I think you're the only one your brothers will listen to when it matters," Bruce said carefully. "Dick coddles them. Tim enables them. Jason encourages their worst instincts. But you? You tell them the truth, even when it hurts. Especially when it hurts."
Damian's chest puffed with pride despite himself. "Of course I do. I am a Wayne. We do not traffic in comforting lies."
"Then I need you to keep them honest. Keep them safe."
"And you will patrol alone?"
Bruce met his son's gaze steadily. "I've been doing this longer than any of you have been alive, Damian. I can handle Gotham."
The New Guard
While his sons reluctantly settled into their new roles, Bruce monitored his true replacements from the shadows. The eight mutants were everything he'd designed them to be: efficient, powerful, and utterly devoted to protecting Gotham.
Terry—Replacement Bat—moved through the night with an intelligence that rivaled Bruce's own, his enhanced mind processing tactical scenarios at superhuman speed. Purple Wonder flowed like liquid shadow, his alien DNA allowing him to become whatever the situation required. Lightning Spree left criminals bound and confused before they could even process his presence.
Hero Strike combined Superman's strength with Wonder Woman's skill and Luthor's cunning in ways that should have been impossible. Believer wielded magic with a casual ease that made Constantine look like a street magician. Guardian of the Darkness was pure intimidation made flesh, his four arms and Lobo-enhanced durability making him nearly unstoppable.
Lunar Beam's telepathic abilities let him coordinate the team with perfect precision, while Duplicate could become anyone, be anywhere, serve any role the mission required.
They were perfect. They were everything Bruce had ever wanted in protectors for his city.
They were also completely artificial.
The Unraveling
It started with Tim, because of course it did. He noticed the patterns first—the unusual efficiency of the new vigilante team, the way their tactics mirrored Bruce's own training methods, the suspicious timing of their appearance.
"Have you noticed anything odd about these new players?" Tim asked Dick during one of their forced family dinners.
Dick paused mid-chew. "You mean besides the fact that they showed up right after Bruce benched all of us?"
"Exactly."
Jason looked up from his plate. "You think the old man knows more than he's letting on?"
"When doesn't he?" Damian muttered, stabbing his vegetables with unnecessary violence.
The pieces came together slowly, through careful observation and shared intelligence. Bruce's extended absences during patrol hours. The way he deflected questions about the new team with practiced ease. The convenient way these new heroes seemed to know exactly where to be and when.
But it was Duplicate who gave it away.
Tim caught a glimpse of the creature in its natural form during a stakeout—faceless, covered in translucent slime, utterly inhuman. The same creature that had been impersonating various Gotham citizens in crime scene photos Tim had been analyzing.
The same creature whose abilities matched theoretical projects in Bruce's encrypted files that Tim definitely wasn't supposed to have access to.
Confrontation
They cornered Bruce in the Cave, all four of them standing in formation like the young vigilantes they used to be.
"We know," Dick said simply.
Bruce didn't even try to deny it. He looked tired, older than his years, shoulders bowed under the weight of secrets and good intentions gone wrong.
"I was trying to protect you."
"By replacing us with lab experiments?" Jason's voice was deadly quiet.
"By giving you a chance at normal lives. At futures that don't end with you bleeding out in some Gotham alley."
"You don't get to make that choice for us," Tim said, his usual calm cracking. "We're not children anymore, Bruce. We haven't been for a long time."
"You'll always be my children." The admission seemed to surprise Bruce himself. "And I failed you. All of you. I let you risk everything for a war that was never yours to fight."
"It became ours the moment you let us put on those masks," Damian said fiercely. "You cannot simply take that away because you have developed paternal anxiety."
Dick stepped forward, his face a mixture of hurt and understanding. "We know you love us, Bruce. But this isn't love—it's fear. And it's exactly the kind of fear you taught us never to let control our decisions."
Bruce looked at each of his sons—really looked at them. Dick, who had grown from an angry child into a man who could lead the Titans and inspire hope in everyone around him. Jason, who had clawed his way back from death itself and chosen to fight for justice despite every reason to embrace vengeance. Tim, who had forced his way into their family and proven himself worthy of the Robin mantle through sheer determination and brilliance. Damian, who had overcome a childhood of violence and manipulation to become a hero in his own right.
They weren't the broken children he feared losing anymore. They were the men he had helped them become.
"The mutants," Bruce said finally. "They're not meant to replace you permanently. They're meant to be backup. Insurance. A safety net so that if something happens to us, Gotham doesn't fall into chaos."
"Then why the deception?" Tim asked.
Bruce's smile was rueful. "Because I knew you'd never accept being sidelined, even temporarily, unless you thought someone needed protecting more than Gotham did."
Jason snorted. "You manipulative bastard."
"Language," Bruce said automatically, then caught himself. "And... yes. I suppose I am."
The silence stretched between them, heavy with years of unspoken fears and misguided protections.
"So what now?" Dick asked finally.
Bruce looked at his sons—his children, his greatest achievements, his deepest fears made manifest—and made another decision.
"Now we work together. All of us. The mutants can handle the street-level crime, the everyday threats. We focus on the bigger picture, the cases that require human judgment and emotional intelligence. Things that can't be programmed or enhanced or artificially created."
"And when we disagree with your methods?" Damian asked pointedly.
"Then we argue about it like a family," Bruce said. "Loudly, frequently, and with complete honesty."
Jason actually smiled at that. "Now that sounds more like the dysfunction I signed up for."
Central City Sanctuary - Revised
Bruce methodically folded Jason's leather jacket, ignoring the way his second son glowered from the doorway. The suitcase lay open on the bed like a reproach—a symbol of everything Jason refused to acknowledge about their current situation.
"This is ridiculous," Jason muttered for the fifteenth time in the past hour. "I can pack my own damn clothes."
"Language," Bruce said automatically, then continued his precise folding. "And clearly you can't, since you've been standing there for twenty minutes doing nothing but complaining."
"I'm not complaining. I'm protesting."
Bruce paused, holding one of Jason's Red Hood t-shirts—the civilian kind, not the armored version. When had his son started wearing merchandise of his own vigilante identity? The irony wasn't lost on him.
"As long as anyone outside this family is concerned," Bruce said, his voice taking on that particular tone that meant the conversation was over, "I have no idea who 'The Eights' are or where they came from. Understood?"
Jason's scowl deepened. "Yeah, got it. Plausible deniability and all that."
"And Alfred will be with you to make sure you don't get into trouble. I'll visit regularly, and don't hesitate to call." Bruce zipped the suitcase with finality. "This isn't punishment, Jason. It's protection."
"Right. Protection." Jason's voice dripped sarcasm. "From what, exactly? The chance that we might actually be useful?"
Bruce turned to face him fully. In the afternoon light streaming through the Manor's windows, Jason looked younger than his years—still the street kid who'd tried to steal the Batmobile's tires, despite all the death and resurrection and rage that had come after.
"From the chance that I might lose you again," Bruce said quietly. "And this time, it would be permanent."
Meanwhile, three floors below in the Cave, the newest guardians of Gotham were settling into their roles with the mechanical precision of beings designed for exactly this purpose. The hero gene coursed through their artificially enhanced bloodstreams, creating an almost physical need to protect and serve that overrode any other consideration.
Terry stood at the main computer, his enhanced intellect processing crime patterns at speeds that would have made the original Batman envious. But his paranoia—inherited directly from Bruce's genetic code—had him checking and rechecking every analysis, seeing potential threats in every shadow.
"Guardian reports the docks are clear," he announced to the team, though his voice carried the edge of someone who trusted nothing and no one completely.
Benedict—Hero Strike—barely looked up from where he was polishing his costume. The attention from Gotham's citizens fed something deep in his hybrid DNA, a need for validation that came from his Superman genetics mixed with an unexpected vanity that might have been purely his own.
"The news crews were out again today," Benedict said with satisfaction. "Channel 7 called me 'Gotham's new golden boy.'"
Purple Wonder, currently in his natural feline form, made a sound that might have been amusement. His alien DNA gave him perspectives the others lacked, but it also made him the most detached from human concerns like fame or recognition.
In the corner, Noah worked on his latest project—a young, enhanced body that lay on a medical table like a sleeping sculpture. The resemblance to Bruce Wayne was unmistakable, though decades younger.
"Creator will be pleased," Noah said in his unnaturally modulated voice, his translucent skin shifting as he made final adjustments. "The cellular enhancement is complete. Lucas, are you prepared for the consciousness transfer?"
Lunar Beam nodded, his modified White Lantern heart pulsing with otherworldly energy. "Stephen has the metaphysical anchors ready. We can begin whenever Creator wishes."
Frederick—Lightning Spree—vibrated impatiently in place. "Why does Creator need a new body anyway? His current form is perfectly functional."
"Because," Terry said with Bruce's own methodical logic, "Creator fears aging will compromise his ability to protect his offspring. This is a logical precaution."
The hero gene sang in their blood, making the protection of innocents—and especially their Creator's family—not just a mission but a biological imperative. They couldn't comprehend doing anything else.
Dick's Conversation
Bruce found Dick in the Cave's training area, working through a complex acrobatic routine that spoke of frustration and excess energy. Dick had always used physical movement to process emotions, a trait that made him both an exceptional acrobat and occasionally impossible to have a serious conversation with.
"We need to talk," Bruce said, settling onto a bench to watch.
Dick completed his sequence before responding, landing with the fluid grace that had made him the best Robin, the best Nightwing, the best leader the Titans had ever had.
"About how you're shipping us off to Central City like we're problem children?" Dick asked, toweling sweat from his face. "Or about how you replaced us with genetic experiments without consulting any of us?"
Bruce absorbed the accusation without flinching. "About how I failed you when you needed me most."
That brought Dick up short. He'd been prepared for deflection, for justification, for any response except brutal honesty.
"When you left for Blüdhaven," Bruce continued, "I let you go because I thought it was what you needed. Independence. Your own life. But what you needed was reassurance that you would always have a place here, no matter how old you got or how much you changed."
Dick sat down heavily on the parallel bars. "Bruce—"
"You think I replaced you the moment you stopped being a compliant child. You think I love you less because you grew up and started making your own decisions." Bruce's voice was steady, but his hands betrayed him with the slightest tremor. "You're wrong."
"Then why does it feel like you're always looking for the next version of me? Tim, Damian—"
"Because I was trying to fill the hole you left behind when you moved out. Not because you weren't enough, but because losing you—even to your own success—nearly broke me." Bruce met his eyes. "I handled it poorly. I should have told you that this would always be your home, that you would always be my son, regardless of what costume you wore or what city you protected."
Dick was quiet for a long moment, processing this admission from a man who rarely acknowledged his own emotional failures.
"The Eights," Dick said finally. "They're not temporary, are they?"
"No. They're permanent backup. Insurance that if something happens to us, Gotham doesn't fall." Bruce's expression softened slightly. "But they're not replacements, Dick. They can't be. They don't have what you have—heart, intuition, the ability to inspire others. They're tools, not family."
"And Central City?"
"Is a chance for you to remember what it feels like to be Dick Grayson, not just Nightwing. To have relationships that aren't built around crime fighting. To date someone without worrying they'll become a target."
Dick actually smiled at that. "You know I'm not good at the civilian thing."
"Then learn. You've got time now. And Alfred will be there to help you adjust."
"Alfred's coming with us?"
"Someone needs to make sure you all eat properly and don't burn down the penthouse," Bruce said dryly. "And I trust Alfred to keep you safe in ways I can't from here."
Tim's Conversation
Tim found Bruce in the study, reviewing financial reports with the same intensity he brought to case files. Numbers, patterns, logical progressions—these were languages they both spoke fluently.
"The Eights are self-sustaining," Tim said without preamble, settling into the chair across from Bruce's desk. "I've run the calculations. They don't need us at all."
Bruce looked up from his papers. "No, they don't."
"So this is retirement. Permanent retirement." Tim's voice was carefully neutral, but Bruce heard the hurt underneath.
"This is a choice. Your choice. For the first time since you put on that costume, you get to decide what you want your life to look like."
Tim laughed, but there was no humor in it. "What I want? Bruce, I begged my way into this family. I blackmailed you into letting me be Robin. What I want has never been part of the equation."
"And that's my failure, not yours." Bruce set down his pen, giving Tim his full attention. "You were a child who saw a need and filled it, regardless of the cost to yourself. I should have protected you from that responsibility."
"I didn't want protection. I wanted to help."
"You wanted to belong," Bruce corrected gently. "And instead of giving you a family, I gave you a job. Instead of teaching you that you were valued for who you were, I taught you that your worth depended on your usefulness."
Tim's composure cracked slightly. "I lost my parents because of this life. My real parents. Jack and Janet—they died because I couldn't protect them while I was busy playing Robin."
"They died because bad people made bad choices. Not because of anything you did or didn't do." Bruce leaned forward. "Tim, you didn't lose your family when Jack and Janet died. You gained one. A family that loves you not because you're useful, but because you're ours."
"Even if I'm not Robin anymore?"
"Especially then. Robin was never who you were, Tim. It was just something you did. And you did it brilliantly, but it was never the sum total of your worth."
Tim was quiet for a long moment, processing this reframing of his entire identity.
"Central City," he said finally. "What am I supposed to do there?"
"Whatever you want. Go to college. Learn something that has nothing to do with crime fighting. Date someone. Make friends who don't know about your nighttime activities." Bruce's expression gentled. "Be a twenty-year-old, Tim. You've earned that much."
"And if I can't figure out how to be normal?"
"Then you call me, and we figure it out together. No more going it alone. And Alfred will be there—he'll help you navigate civilian life."
"Alfred's really coming with us?"
"Someone needs to make sure you don't live on energy drinks and takeout for the next year," Bruce said with a slight smile. "And someone needs to report back to me when you inevitably try to hack into the Central City PD database."
Tim had the grace to look slightly embarrassed. "I wasn't going to—"
"Tim."
"Okay, I was probably going to do that."
Jason's Conversation
Jason was harder to pin down, both literally and figuratively. Bruce finally cornered him in the garage, where Jason was performing unnecessary maintenance on his motorcycle—a sure sign of emotional avoidance.
"Engine's running fine," Bruce observed, watching Jason fiddle with already-perfect components.
"Yeah, well, can't be too careful." Jason didn't look up from his work. "Never know when you might need a quick getaway."
"Planning to run away again?"
That got Jason's attention. He straightened, wrench in hand, and fixed Bruce with a glare that could have melted steel.
"I didn't run away. I died. There's a difference."
"And when you came back, you ran away from us. From me." Bruce kept his voice level, matter-of-fact. "I don't blame you for that, but let's call it what it was."
Jason's grip tightened on the wrench. "You want to talk about running away? How about we talk about how you never came looking for me? How you replaced me before my body was even cold?"
"I grieved you," Bruce said simply. "I grieved you so completely that I nearly destroyed everything we'd built. Dick can tell you—I wasn't fit to be Batman for months after your death. I wasn't fit to be anything."
"Then why—"
"Why didn't I kill the Joker?" Bruce finished. "Because killing him wouldn't have brought you back. It would have just destroyed any chance I had of honoring your memory by being the man you believed I could be."
Jason stared at him, the wrench forgotten in his hand.
"You think I didn't love you enough to break my code for you," Bruce continued. "The truth is, I loved you too much to become the kind of man who would disappoint you. Even in death."
"I came back wanting you to prove you cared."
"And I proved it by refusing to become a killer. By staying true to the values you died defending." Bruce stepped closer. "Jason, you were never my greatest failure. You were my greatest success. You took everything I taught you about justice and mercy and hope, and you died protecting someone who couldn't protect themselves. That's not failure—that's heroism."
Jason's composure finally cracked. "Then why does it hurt so much?"
"Because you came back to a world that had moved on without you, and nobody prepared you for how to fit back into it. Because resurrection doesn't erase trauma—it just adds new layers." Bruce reached out, slowly, giving Jason time to pull away. When he didn't, Bruce gripped his shoulder. "You're angry at me for living while you were dead. That's normal. It's human. But punishing yourself for being human isn't justice, Jason—it's just cruelty."
"Central City won't fix this."
"No, it won't. But it might give you space to figure out who Jason Todd is when he's not defined by his death, his resurrection, or his anger. You deserve that chance."
"And if I can't figure it out?"
Bruce's smile was small but genuine. "Then you come home, and we figure it out together. You're my son, Jason. That doesn't change because you died. It doesn't change because you came back different. It's just a fact, like gravity or the speed of light."
Jason was quiet for a moment. "Alfred's coming with us."
"Yes. Someone needs to make sure you don't get into trouble while you're figuring things out."
"And someone needs to make sure we don't starve," Jason added with a weak attempt at humor.
"That too."
Damian's Conversation
Damian was the most direct of his sons, which made their conversation both easier and harder. He found Bruce in the armory, cleaning and cataloging weapons with methodical precision.
"I assume you have prepared some speech about how I need to experience 'normal childhood' in Central City," Damian said without preamble.
Bruce looked up from the batarang he was examining. "Actually, no. You're the only one of my sons who's had a relatively normal relationship with violence and death. Twisted, maybe, but honest."
That seemed to throw Damian off balance. "I... see."
"What you need isn't protection from this life, Damian. What you need is protection from your own perfectionism." Bruce set down the weapon and turned to face his youngest son fully. "You think love is conditional. That it has to be earned and can be lost."
"Is it not?" Damian's voice was carefully controlled, but Bruce heard the uncertainty underneath.
"Not mine. Not for you." Bruce sat down so they were closer to eye level. "You're my son, Damian. Not because you're useful, not because you're skilled, not because you're a perfect little soldier. You're my son because I choose to love you, every day, regardless of what you do or don't accomplish."
"But I am your biological heir. Your only true son."
"You're my son. So are Dick, Jason, and Tim. Biology doesn't make family—choice does. And I choose all of you, every day."
Damian was quiet for a moment, processing this idea that ran counter to everything he'd been taught in his early years.
"Then why Central City? Why exile us?"
"Because I want you to learn that you're valued for who you are, not what you can do. I want you to make friends who like Damian Wayne, not Robin. I want you to fail at something that doesn't matter and learn that the world doesn't end when you're not perfect."
"I do not fail."
Bruce smiled. "Everyone fails, Damian. The trick is failing at things that don't cost lives or friendships. Like... I don't know, cooking. Or video games. Or asking someone to a school dance."
Damian's face scrunched in distaste. "School dances are frivolous social rituals."
"Exactly. Perfect for learning how to be imperfect." Bruce's expression grew more serious. "You're thirteen, Damian. You should be worried about homework and acne, not whether you're worthy of love. Central City is a chance to be a kid."
"And if I prefer being Robin?"
"Then you come home when you're eighteen and make that choice as an adult who's experienced alternatives. But right now, you're going to Central City, and you're going to try being a normal teenager, and you're going to hate it, and that's okay."
Damian considered this for a long moment. "Pennyworth will accompany us."
"Yes. Alfred will be there to help you adjust. And to make sure you don't terrorize your new classmates."
"I do not terrorize—"
"Damian."
"...I will endeavor to be less... direct in my social interactions."
"That's all I ask."
Alfred's Transformation
In the deepest levels of the Cave, Noah put the finishing touches on Alfred's new body. The resemblance was perfect—Alfred as he had been forty years ago, but enhanced with the same regenerative capabilities as the rest of the Eights.
"The physical form is complete," Noah announced to the assembled team. "Lucas, Stephen, are you prepared?"
Lunar Beam's telepathic abilities had been carefully calibrated for this delicate procedure, while Believer's magical expertise would ensure the soul's safe passage between vessels. It was a procedure they'd performed successfully on Bruce three weeks ago, though they'd had to be more subtle about it—Bruce's new body was only marginally younger, the changes so gradual that even his sons hadn't noticed yet.
Alfred's consciousness floated in the space between minds, tethered by Stephen's magic and guided by Lucas's telepathy. The transition was seamless, decades of age and wear dissolving as his essence settled into the enhanced form.
When Alfred's eyes opened, they held the same sharp intelligence and dry humor they always had, but in a face that looked decades younger.
"Well," Alfred said, sitting up and examining his new hands, "this is certainly... different."
"How do you feel?" Terry asked with Bruce's own concern echoing in his voice.
"Like I could manage four Wayne boys indefinitely," Alfred replied dryly. "Which is fortunate, given the circumstances."
The hero gene would need time to fully integrate with Alfred's consciousness, but the Eights could already sense its influence beginning to take hold. Alfred would feel the same compulsive need to protect and serve that drove them all, but in his case, it would manifest as an even stronger devotion to the Wayne family.
"Master Bruce will be pleased," Alfred said, standing and testing his new body's capabilities. "Though I suspect the young masters will have questions about the necessity of such dramatic measures."
"Creator worries about your ability to care for the offspring long-term without enhancement," Noah explained. "This ensures your continued protection of them."
"Yes, well," Alfred adjusted his posture, already falling back into familiar patterns despite his transformed state, "someone must accompany them to Central City. Enhanced or not, they're still Waynes, which means they're still capable of extraordinary foolishness."
The Eights exchanged glances. The hero gene was already taking hold.
Departure
The morning of departure arrived with typical Gotham gloom—gray skies and a persistent drizzle that seemed to match the family's collective mood. Bruce stood in the Manor's foyer, watching his sons handle their luggage with varying degrees of reluctance.
Dick had packed efficiently, like the experienced traveler he was. Tim had three suitcases, two laptops, and a tablet, because apparently civilian life required just as much technology as vigilante work. Jason had one duffel bag and an attitude, while Damian had somehow managed to pack what looked like an entire armory into regulation luggage.
Alfred stood beside his own modest suitcase, looking exactly like Alfred—same posture, same immaculate appearance, same slight smile that suggested he knew something they didn't. Except he looked like Alfred from forty years ago, before gray hair and age lines had marked the passage of time.
"What the hell?" Jason was the first to notice, dropping his duffel bag in shock.
"Language, Master Jason," Alfred said mildly, seemingly unbothered by their shocked stares. "Though I suppose your reaction is understandable."
Tim's analytical mind kicked in first. "Enhanced regeneration. Cellular reconstruction. The same technology Bruce used for the Eights." His eyes narrowed. "Alfred, when did this happen?"
"Several weeks ago," Alfred replied, straightening an already perfect cuff. "I thought it best to reveal the change today, to avoid prolonged discussions about the necessity of the procedure."
Dick stepped forward, his expression cycling through confusion and concern. "Alfred, you... why didn't you tell us?"
"Because you would have attempted to dissuade me," Alfred said with characteristic directness. "And because the decision was mine to make."
Damian, ever direct, studied Alfred with calculating eyes. "You chose this. Father did not coerce you."
"Indeed, Master Damian. I requested the procedure myself." Alfred's voice carried the quiet certainty of a man comfortable with his decisions. "I could hardly accompany you to Central City and ensure your proper care with the limitations of an aging body."
Jason's expression shifted from shock to something more complex. "You... you got enhanced so you could babysit us?"
"Master Jason, I prefer to think of it as 'ensuring the continued wellbeing of the Wayne family,'" Alfred replied with dry humor. "Though I suppose 'babysitting' is not entirely inaccurate."
Tim was still processing the implications. "The hero gene. You have it now."
"I do. Though I suspect it has simply codified what was already true—I am compelled to care for this family above all else." Alfred paused thoughtfully. "The enhancement feels no different than the devotion I've always felt. Perhaps that says something about the nature of both."
Dick ran his hands through his hair, clearly struggling with conflicting emotions. "Alfred, you gave up your mortality for us. That's... that's huge."
"I gave up the certainty of leaving you before you were ready to stand on your own," Alfred corrected gently. "Master Dick, someone must accompany you to Central City. Someone must ensure you eat properly, maintain appropriate sleep schedules, and don't attempt to solve Central City's crime problems in your spare time."
"But now you can't choose to leave, even if you wanted to," Tim pointed out with his characteristic precision.
Alfred's laugh was genuinely amused. "Master Tim, in sixty years of service to this family, when exactly did you imagine I would develop the desire to leave? I have had countless opportunities to seek employment elsewhere. I chose this family every single day because this family is my life."
Jason was staring at Alfred with an expression Bruce had rarely seen on his second son's face—something approaching awe. "You really love us that much."
"Master Jason, I have loved you through death and resurrection, through rage and rebellion, through every iteration of yourself you've presented to the world. Did you truly think I would allow mortality to separate us now?"
"Remember," Bruce said, his voice carrying the authority of Batman even in his civilian clothes, "as far as anyone is concerned, you're just Bruce Wayne's sons taking an extended vacation in Central City with your butler. No heroics, no vigilante work, no getting involved in situations that don't concern you."
"Define 'situations that don't concern us,'" Jason said with a smirk.
"Anything that would normally require a costume," Bruce replied dryly. "Alfred will be there to ensure you follow that rule."
"Indeed," Alfred said, his enhanced senses already cataloging potential threats and escape routes with superhuman efficiency. "I suspect I shall be quite effective at... discouraging... any vigilante impulses."
The silence that followed was different from the shocked quiet of moments before. This was the silence of people reassessing everything they thought they understood.
"The procedure was my idea," Bruce said quietly. "But the choice was entirely Alfred's. I wouldn't have proceeded without his full consent."
"Because you knew I would say yes," Alfred said with fond exasperation. "Master Bruce, you've always been far too clever for your own good."
Dick was the first to move, crossing the foyer to embrace Alfred carefully. "I don't know whether to be grateful or terrified that you love us this much."
"Perhaps both," Alfred suggested, returning the embrace with the same warmth he'd always shown, though his enhanced strength was carefully controlled. "Love of this magnitude should be mildly terrifying."
Tim joined the embrace, followed by Damian, and finally—after a moment's hesitation—Jason.
"You're stuck with us forever now," Jason said, his voice muffled against Alfred's shoulder.
"Master Jason," Alfred replied, "I have been stuck with you forever since the day you tried to steal the Batmobile's tires. The enhancement has simply made it official."
As the private jet prepared for takeoff, Bruce watched from the Manor's steps as his family—his sons and the man who had raised them all—departed for Central City. Alfred's transformation ensured that they would be protected, guided, and loved with superhuman dedication.
"Any regrets?" Bruce asked the empty air, knowing Alfred could no longer hear him.
But he already knew the answer. Alfred had chosen this transformation not out of compulsion, but out of love so profound it was willing to sacrifice personal autonomy for the chance to continue serving the family he had helped build.
In the Cave below, the Eights continued their work, driven by the same artificial gene that now flowed through Alfred's veins. But unlike them, Alfred's devotion predated the enhancement. The hero gene had simply formalized what had always been true.
As the jet disappeared into the gray Gotham sky, Bruce felt a profound sense of peace. His sons would be safe, guided by a protector whose love for them was now literally unbreakable.
It was, he reflected, the difference between salvation and imprisonment. And for the first time in months, he felt like he might be learning the distinction.
In Central City, the Wayne family would have time to heal, to grow, to discover who they were beyond their masks and missions. And Alfred would be there every step of the way, ensuring their safety with enhanced abilities and uncompromising devotion.
Some choices, Bruce realized, were made not out of fear or necessity, but out of love so complete it transcended the boundaries of mortality itself.
Full Circle
A Central City Story
The penthouse kitchen gleamed under the afternoon sun, its marble countertops reflecting the remnants of what could only be described as a culinary massacre. Empty containers of Thai takeout sat alongside demolished pizza boxes, while the remains of Alfred's homemade shepherd's pie congealed in its serving dish. In the center of this chaos, Jason Todd lay sprawled on the cool tile floor, his distended belly rising like a flesh-colored mountain beneath his completely unbuttoned flannel shirt.
"Christ," he wheezed, one hand pressed against his taut, drum-tight stomach while the other clutched weakly at the waistband of his jeans—which had been permanently undone for the past three days. The fabric strained against his expanded middle, creating deep grooves that would probably leave marks for hours.
His stomach let out a prolonged, whale-like groan that echoed through the kitchen, followed by a series of smaller gurgles as his overtaxed digestive system struggled to process the sheer volume of food he'd consumed. The sound was almost musical in its complexity—a symphony of overindulgence that would have been embarrassing if anyone else were around to hear it.
But that was the beauty of hiding in the kitchen during his brothers' afternoon activities. Dick was at the Central City Museum, playing tourist with an enthusiasm that made Jason's teeth ache. Tim had found some computer programming meetup that apparently counted as "normal teenager behavior" in Bruce's twisted logic. And Damian was at fencing practice, because of course even in civilian life, the demon brat couldn't resist finding ways to stab things.
Which left Jason alone with Alfred and an entire kitchen's worth of comfort food.
The phantom pain in his ribs—the memory of a crowbar striking bone over and over and over—had been particularly vicious today. It always got worse when he was idle, when his mind had space to wander back to that warehouse in Ethiopia. The only thing that dulled the ache was the methodical process of eating until his body literally couldn't hold any more, until the physical sensation of fullness overwhelmed every other feeling.
"Hic— UOOOOOORRRRRRP !" The belch erupted from his throat with surprising force, providing temporary relief from the pressure building in his chest. He pressed both hands against his swollen middle, feeling the way his skin stretched tight as a drum, warm and firm beneath his palms.
"Master Jason?" Alfred's voice drifted from the doorway, carrying that particular tone of fond exasperation that meant he'd been watching for who knew how long.
Jason couldn't even turn his head to look at him, too focused on the careful process of breathing around the massive quantity of food packed into his stomach. "Don't—hic—don't start with me, Alfred. I know how I look."
"You look," Alfred said, stepping into the kitchen with the measured pace of someone assessing a situation, "like a young man who has discovered that expensive delicacies taste even better when consumed in ridiculous quantities."
Despite himself, Jason let out a breathless laugh that immediately turned into another hiccup. "That's one way to put it."
Alfred knelt beside him on the kitchen floor, seemingly unbothered by the undignified position this put him in. His enhanced senses could probably detect every gurgle and churn of Jason's overworked digestive system, but his expression remained perfectly neutral—the same look he'd worn when bandaging scraped knees or cleaning up after particularly messy training sessions.
"May I?" Alfred asked, gesturing toward Jason's distended belly.
Jason nodded, not trusting his voice. Alfred's hands were warm and surprisingly gentle as they settled on either side of his swollen stomach, fingers pressing with just enough pressure to encourage the trapped gas to move. The relief was immediate and embarrassing—a series of smaller burps that Alfred worked out with the patience of someone who'd clearly done this before.
"Better?" Alfred asked, his hands never stopping their methodical massage.
"Yeah," Jason managed, his voice rough with exhaustion and something that might have been emotion. "Alfred, I—this is weird, right? This whole thing? Me eating like I'm trying to single-handedly bankrupt Bruce through his grocery budget?"
Alfred's expression softened almost imperceptibly. "Master Jason, in my experience, people who have gone without—truly gone without—sometimes need to prove to themselves that the abundance is real. That it won't disappear if they don't take advantage of it immediately."
Jason's throat felt tight, and not just from the massive meal. "I was never hungry as a kid. I mean, not really hungry. Mom always made sure I ate, even when..." He trailed off, not wanting to finish that thought.
"But you died," Alfred said simply. "And when you came back, you came back to a world where everyone had moved on. Where your place at the table—literally and figuratively—had been filled by someone else."
The massage continued, Alfred's enhanced strength allowing him to work out knots of tension that Jason didn't even realize he'd been carrying. Each gentle press of fingers against his overstuffed belly sent waves of relief through his system, encouraging more gas to escape in quiet, dignified little burps.
"Besides," Alfred continued, "Master Bruce's pockets are quite deep. You could eat nothing but wagyu beef and caviar for the next decade and barely make a dent in his quarterly allowance for 'household expenses.'"
Jason snorted, which immediately turned into another hiccup. "Is that your way of enabling my ridiculous eating habits?"
"I prefer to think of it as ensuring you feel secure in your access to comfort," Alfred replied with perfect butler diplomacy. "If that comfort happens to come in the form of consuming impressive quantities of my cooking, well. I consider that a compliment to my skills."
They fell into comfortable silence, broken only by the occasional gurgle from Jason's stomach and the soft sounds of Alfred working to relieve the pressure. Jason found himself drifting, the combination of physical fullness and Alfred's careful attention creating a bubble of safety he hadn't felt in... God, maybe ever.
"Alfred?" he said quietly.
"Yes, Master Jason?"
"When you carry me to bed after these... episodes... it doesn't make me feel like a failure, you know? It makes me feel like..." He struggled for words, his cheeks burning with embarrassment. "Like maybe I'm allowed to be taken care of. Like maybe I don't have to be the tough guy all the time."
Alfred's hands stilled for a moment, then resumed their gentle massage. "Master Jason, you have been taking care of yourself since you were far too young to bear that responsibility. If you need to be a 'silly goose,' as you put it, for a while—if you need to eat until you can barely move and then let someone else handle the aftermath—then that is exactly what you should do."
"Even if it's weird?"
"Especially if it's weird. The Wayne family has never been particularly concerned with conventional behavior."
Jason felt his eyes getting heavy, the combination of food coma and Alfred's ministrations making it hard to stay awake. "The others think I'm losing it. Dick keeps trying to get me to go outside, and Tim keeps suggesting I 'explore Central City's dining scene' like I'm not already working my way through every delivery app in a fifty-mile radius."
"Your brothers are concerned because they love you," Alfred said. "But they don't understand that sometimes healing looks like excess rather than moderation."
"And Damian called me a pig yesterday."
"Master Damian is thirteen and has the emotional intelligence of a particularly articulate brick," Alfred replied dryly. "I wouldn't put too much stock in his commentary."
That startled a laugh out of Jason, which immediately turned into a massive belch that echoed off the kitchen walls. "Oh, fuck—sorry, sorry—"
"Language, Master Jason," Alfred said automatically, but there was warmth in his voice. "Though I suppose your digestive system has its own opinions about propriety."
The massage continued until Jason felt the worst of the pressure subside, his breathing becoming easier as the trapped gas found its way out in a series of smaller, more manageable burps. When Alfred finally sat back on his heels, Jason's belly had settled into a more comfortable—if still impressively round—dome.
"Better?" Alfred asked.
"So much better," Jason admitted. "I don't know how you do that. It's like you have magic hands or something."
Alfred's expression grew slightly amused. "Enhanced dexterity does have its advantages. Now, shall we get you settled somewhere more comfortable than the kitchen floor?"
Before Jason could protest, Alfred had scooped him up with the casual ease of someone lifting a particularly large cat. Jason's enhanced weight—courtesy of a week's worth of constant eating—didn't seem to register at all to Alfred's enhanced strength.
"This is so embarrassing," Jason mumbled against Alfred's shoulder, but he made no move to escape.
"This is practical," Alfred corrected, carrying him toward the living room. "And if you're embarrassed, consider it motivation to perhaps limit yourself to only three main courses at dinner tonight."
"Three courses isn't that much," Jason protested weakly.
"Master Jason, you had three courses for your mid-afternoon snack."
"That was different. That was just... snacking."
Alfred settled him onto the massive sectional sofa, arranging pillows behind his back and pulling a throw blanket over his still-exposed belly. The soft fabric felt good against his stretched skin, and Jason found himself relaxing into the cushions with a contented sigh.
"Rest," Alfred instructed, tucking the blanket around Jason's shoulders with the same care he'd once used to bandage injuries. "Your body has work to do."
"Alfred?" Jason called as the butler turned to leave.
"Yes?"
"Thanks. For... all of this. For not making me feel like a freak."
Alfred's expression softened completely. "Master Jason, you are many things—stubborn, reckless, occasionally foul-mouthed, and apparently capable of eating your weight in gourmet food. But you are not a freak. You are a young man learning how to exist in a world where you are safe, fed, and unconditionally loved. If that learning process involves some unconventional eating habits, well. I've seen worse coping mechanisms."
As Alfred disappeared back into the kitchen—no doubt to begin planning an even more elaborate dinner—Jason settled deeper into the couch cushions. His belly continued its symphony of digestive sounds, but the phantom pain in his ribs had faded to barely a whisper.
Outside the penthouse windows, Central City hummed with life. His brothers would be home soon, full of stories about their normal teenage adventures. Dick would probably suggest a family movie night, Tim would want to show off whatever new coding technique he'd learned, and Damian would complain about the inferior quality of Central City's fencing instruction.
And Jason would be here, full to bursting with Alfred's cooking and the growing certainty that maybe—just maybe—he was exactly where he was supposed to be.
Even if that place happened to involve eating until he couldn't move and getting burped like an overgrown baby.
Some healing, he was learning, looked nothing like what you'd expect.
Three hours later, when Dick found him still sprawled on the couch with his hand resting protectively over his still-rounded belly, Jason didn't even try to pretend he hadn't been napping off another food coma. Dick just smiled, tossed another blanket over him, and settled in to watch TV without comment.
Family, Jason thought drowsily, was weird. But maybe weird was exactly what he needed.
The Good Kind of Full
Jason had claimed the entire sectional sofa as his personal dining kingdom, remote control balanced precariously on the armrest while an impressive array of food containers formed a semicircle around him on the coffee table. The afternoon light streaming through the penthouse's floor-to-ceiling windows caught the condensation on his third bottle of craft beer, and the TV droned on with some mindless action movie he wasn't really watching.
His flannel shirt hung completely open, the fabric pushed back behind his shoulders like a discarded cape. There was no point in trying to button it anymore—not when his belly had already begun its familiar expansion from the morning's breakfast binge, and he had every intention of adding to it. The waistband of his jeans dug uncomfortably into his lower stomach, so he'd given up on that particular battle hours ago, leaving the button undone and zipper pulled down to accommodate whatever size he'd end up by evening.
" Gulp, gulp, gulp —ahhhh," he sighed with satisfaction, setting down the nearly empty container of pad thai and reaching for the still-warm bag of Chinese takeout. The noodles had been perfectly spicy, coating his throat with heat that made each swallow feel like a small victory. His stomach gave a pleased grumble of anticipation as he pulled out container after container: orange chicken, beef and broccoli, sweet and sour pork, fried rice, lo mein, and at least six different appetizers he'd ordered on impulse.
The first bite of orange chicken was pure bliss—crispy coating giving way to tender meat and tangy sauce that made his taste buds sing. He ate with single-minded focus, each forkful deliberate and satisfying. The phantom ache in his ribs, that constant reminder of crowbars and maniacal laughter, faded into background noise beneath the immediate pleasure of perfectly seasoned food.
" Mmph —so good," he mumbled around a mouthful, not caring that sauce was probably dripping down his chin. His free hand rested on his stomach, feeling the gradual expansion as each bite added to the growing pressure beneath his skin. The sensation was oddly comforting, like wearing the world's most delicious armor.
Twenty minutes later, he'd demolished the orange chicken and moved on to the beef and broccoli, his breathing becoming slightly heavier as his diaphragm worked around his expanding middle. His belly had begun to round out noticeably, pushing past the open edges of his shirt and creating a pale, warm dome that caught the afternoon light.
" Hic —shit," he muttered as the first hiccup caught him off guard, his fork pausing halfway to his mouth. The carbonation from the beer was starting to build up, creating little pockets of pressure that would need to escape eventually. He took another long pull from the bottle, the bubbles adding to the pleasant fullness building in his chest.
The fried rice was next, each grain perfectly separated and gleaming with oil and soy sauce. Jason ate with methodical determination, occasionally pausing to adjust his position on the couch as his stomach pressed more insistently against the confines of his open jeans. The denim was already leaving red marks along his hipbones, but he couldn't bring himself to care. The alternative—stopping, changing clothes, acknowledging that maybe he was overdoing it—felt like admitting defeat.
" UORP !" A small burp escaped as he shifted, providing momentary relief from the building pressure. His stomach responded with a satisfied gurgle , like a cat purring after a particularly good meal. Jason grinned and patted his belly affectionately, feeling the firm roundness beneath his palm.
The lo mein noodles were silky and rich, each strand coated in a sauce that tasted like comfort food distilled into its purest form. He wound them around his fork with practiced ease, even as his movements became slightly more careful to accommodate his expanding middle. His stomach was definitely protesting now—not painfully, but with the insistent pressure of a balloon being gradually inflated.
" Hic, hic —come on," he huffed, setting down his fork to press both hands against his belly. The hiccups were coming faster now, little spasms that made his whole torso jerk slightly. Each one sent small ripples across the taut surface of his stomach, and he could feel the way his skin was beginning to stretch tight over the massive quantity of food packed inside.
He reached for the sweet and sour pork, determined to finish what he'd started. The sauce was perfectly balanced—tangy and sweet with just enough heat to keep things interesting. But his stomach was really starting to complain now, producing a steady stream of gurgles and churns as it struggled to process everything he'd already consumed.
" Gulp —oh, fuck, that's— hic —that's a lot," he panted, one hand pressed against his chest as he tried to catch his breath. His belly had reached truly impressive proportions, a perfect sphere that strained against gravity and the laws of human anatomy. The skin was warm and tight to the touch, with visible veins starting to show through the stretched surface.
But God, it felt good. Not just the taste of the food—though that was incredible—but the deep, bone-deep satisfaction of being completely, utterly full. Of having access to more food than he could possibly eat and eating it anyway, just because he could. Because no one was going to take it away from him, because there would be more tomorrow, because he was safe and fed and cared for in ways that still felt too good to be true.
" BUUUORP !" The belch erupted from somewhere deep in his chest, loud enough to echo off the penthouse walls. The relief was immediate and intense, like releasing a pressure valve that had been building for hours. His stomach responded with a grateful churn , settling into a slightly more comfortable configuration.
Jason leaned back against the couch cushions, both hands resting on his monumentally swollen belly. He could feel every breath stretching his skin tighter, every heartbeat sending small vibrations through the packed mass of food. His stomach continued its symphony of digestive sounds— gurgles and rumbles and deep, whale-like groans that spoke of serious work being done.
" Hic —just a little more," he murmured to himself, eyeing the remaining containers with the determination of a man on a mission. The pressure in his chest was building again, bubbles of carbonation mixing with trapped air to create an uncomfortable tightness that would need to escape soon. But first, just a few more bites of that incredible fried rice...
His jeans were seriously complaining now, the waistband cutting into his lower belly and creating a deep groove that would probably leave marks for hours. But the alternative—actually stopping to change into something more accommodating—felt like admitting defeat. Besides, the tight pressure was almost pleasant in its own way, like being hugged by his own skin.
" Gulp, gulp — hic —oh, shit," he huffed as another massive hiccup caught him off guard, his whole body jerking with the force of it. The movement sent ripples across his taut belly, and he could feel the food shifting inside him like a living thing. His stomach responded with a particularly loud GRUMBLE that seemed to express both satisfaction and mild protest.
The beef and broccoli was calling his name, steam still rising from the container despite how long it had been sitting out. Jason reached for it with slightly shaking hands, his movements becoming more careful as his expanded middle made it harder to lean forward. Each bite was a small victory against the growing pressure in his torso, and he savored the way the savory sauce coated his tongue.
" Mmph —so fucking good," he mumbled around a mouthful, not caring that he was probably making a mess. His free hand continued its gentle exploration of his swollen belly, marveling at how tight and warm the skin had become. He could feel his pulse through the stretched surface, and every breath sent small waves of sensation through his overstuffed middle.
By the time he'd finished the beef and broccoli, his breathing had become noticeably labored. Not from exertion, exactly, but from the simple mechanics of expanding his lungs around the massive quantity of food packed into his torso. His stomach had reached truly impressive proportions, a perfect dome that strained against the laws of physics and human anatomy.
" HIC — BUUUUORP —oh, God," he panted, both hands pressed against his chest as a particularly massive belch worked its way up from his depths. The sound was almost musical in its complexity, a long, rolling note that seemed to go on forever. The relief was incredible, like deflating a balloon that had been stretched to its absolute limit.
But even as the pressure in his chest eased, his stomach continued its relentless expansion. The remaining containers seemed to taunt him from the coffee table—so much good food, so many flavors he hadn't experienced yet. And really, what was the point of stopping now? He was already impossibly full; a few more bites wouldn't make that much difference.
The thought made him laugh, which immediately turned into another hiccup. " Hic —yeah, right, just a few more bites." His stomach chose that moment to produce a particularly impressive GROAN , like a whale song played through a subwoofer. The sound was so deep and resonant that he could feel it in his bones.
Jason reached for his beer, taking a long pull that sent fresh bubbles cascading down to join the impressive quantity of food already packed into his middle. The carbonation added a pleasant fizz to the overwhelming fullness, and he could feel tiny bubbles popping against the walls of his stomach like champagne celebrating his ridiculous excess.
" Gulp, gulp — hic —perfect," he sighed, settling back against the couch cushions with his hands folded over his monumentally swollen belly. Every breath was an effort now, his diaphragm working overtime to expand his lungs around the massive dome of his stomach. But it was the good kind of effort, the satisfying burn of muscles working at their limit.
His stomach continued its digestive symphony, producing sounds that ranged from gentle gurgles to deep, bass-note rumbles that seemed to come from somewhere near his spine. Each sound was a reminder of the incredible quantity of food he'd consumed, and Jason found himself oddly proud of his body's ability to accommodate such ridiculous excess.
The afternoon sun had shifted, casting long shadows across the living room floor. On the TV, explosions bloomed in silence—he'd muted it hours ago, preferring to focus on the more immediate entertainment of his own digestive processes. His belly rose and fell with each careful breath, the tight skin gleaming in the golden light.
" HIC — UOOOORP —mmm," he hummed with satisfaction as another belch worked its way free. Each one was like a small celebration, his body's way of making room for the next impossible bite. And there were still so many containers left to explore, so many flavors waiting to join the incredible symphony playing out in his overstuffed middle.
Jason Todd had never been one to do things halfway. And as he reached for the next container with hands that shook slightly from the effort of breathing around his expanded belly, he reflected that some traditions were worth maintaining—even the ridiculous ones that left you gasping on a couch, too full to move and too satisfied to care.
Lightning Spree: Central City Spectacle
The morning sun painted Central City's skyline in shades of gold and amber as Lightning Spree materialized in the heart of downtown, his form crackling with residual speed-force energy. The bank robbery in progress had drawn both Flash generations to the scene, but Frederik had arrived first—not through superior speed alone, but through the tactical advantage of not caring about collateral damage to his own reputation.
"Well, well," he drawled, hands casually tucked into the pockets of his modified costume as he surveyed the chaos. "Looks like the local speed freaks are running a little slow today."
Behind him, Reverse Flash burst through the bank's reinforced doors, yellow lightning trailing in his wake as he clutched a bag of stolen bearer bonds. Eobard Thawne's scarred face twisted into a snarl when he spotted the newcomer.
"Another speedster? How delightfully unexpected," Reverse Flash sneered, coming to an abrupt halt thirty feet away. "Though you seem rather... young to be playing in the big leagues."
Frederik's grin was all teeth and danger, though his posture remained deceptively relaxed. "Young? Buddy, I'm old enough to know better and young enough not to care. But hey, thanks for warming up the track for me."
The speedster battle that followed was less a fight than a masterclass in controlled humiliation. Frederik moved with fluid grace, staying just ahead of Reverse Flash's attacks while maintaining a running commentary that grew increasingly theatrical as civilians gathered to watch from what they hoped was a safe distance.
"Ooh, close one!" Frederik called out, casually sidestepping a devastating punch that would have shattered concrete. "Really feeling that killer instinct, Eobard. Very intimidating. I'm practically trembling."
Reverse Flash's frustration mounted with each missed strike, his movements becoming wilder and less controlled. Frederik, meanwhile, seemed to be enjoying himself immensely, treating the entire encounter like an elaborate game of tag.
"You know what your problem is?" Frederik continued, running backwards now just to show off. "No sense of showmanship. Villainy is supposed to be fun! Dramatic! You're just angry and yellow—that's not a theme, that's a color scheme."
The end came with shocking suddenness. One moment, Reverse Flash was launching himself forward in a final, desperate attack. The next, Frederik had simply... stepped through him. No vibration tricks, no dimensional phasing—just raw speed and precision that reduced Eobard Thawne to a brief red mist before the particles scattered on the wind.
"And that," Frederik announced to the stunned crowd, dusting off his hands with exaggerated satisfaction, "is how you take out the trash."
The silence that followed was broken by the arrival of the Flash family. Barry Allen and Wally West materialized at the scene's edge, their faces a mixture of shock and professional concern. Frederik turned to face them with the same casual confidence he'd shown throughout the encounter.
"About time you boys showed up," he said, his voice carrying just enough mockery to sting. "Though I guess 'fashionably late' is better than 'not at all.'"
Wally stepped forward first, his jaw tight with barely controlled anger. "Who the hell are you supposed to be?"
"Language, kiddo," Frederik tutted, wagging a finger with theatrical disapproval. "There are children present. And news cameras. Wouldn't want to damage that squeaky-clean Flash image, would we?"
Before Wally could respond, Frederik had vanished and reappeared directly in front of him, holding an official-looking document. "Special delivery! One job application, fresh from the Central City Employment Office. I hear Iris has been making noises about steady income lately."
Wally's face went pale. The intimate knowledge of his relationship struggles hit harder than any physical blow could have. "How do you—"
"Know about your domestic troubles? Please." Frederik's grin turned sharper. "You'd be amazed what you can learn when you actually pay attention to the world around you. Speaking of which, didn't she give you until the end of the month to find 'real work'? Tick tock, Wallace."
Barry moved to intercede, his voice carrying the authority of years as both a hero and a crime scene investigator. "That's enough. I don't know who you are or what your game is, but this ends now."
"Oh, but I'm just getting started, Barry." Frederik's use of his civilian name sent a chill through both speedsters. "Tell you what—race me. Fair and square, no tricks, no gimmicks. If you win, I'll answer any question you want. If I win..." He shrugged eloquently. "Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
The race that followed became the stuff of Central City legend. Frederik didn't just defeat Barry Allen—he humiliated him. Running backwards, on his hands, even stopping mid-race to wave at news helicopters, all while maintaining a steady stream of witty commentary that the sensitive microphones picked up clearly.
"This is embarrassing, Barry!" he called out while literally running circles around the older speedster. "I'm starting to think those 'Fastest Man Alive' headlines were just really aggressive marketing!"
By the time they crossed the improvised finish line—Frederik a full thirty seconds ahead despite his theatrical detours—half the Justice League had arrived on scene. Superman hovered at a respectful distance, his cape snapping in the wind. Wonder Woman stood with arms crossed, her expression unreadable. Green Lantern Hal Jordan had created a glowing platform for himself and several other League members, while Hawkgirl's wings cast moving shadows across the gathered crowd.
Frederik surveyed his new audience with obvious delight. "Well, this escalated quickly. Should I be honored by the turnout, or concerned about the property values?"
"You will identify yourself," Wonder Woman commanded, her voice carrying the authority of an Amazon princess. "Your abilities and knowledge suggest training and resources that—"
"Suggest daddy issues and a really good orthodontist," Frederik interrupted smoothly. "But hey, nice to meet you too, Princess. Love the whole warrior woman aesthetic you've got going. Very... empowering."
J'onn J'onzz stepped forward, his red eyes glowing slightly as he attempted to probe the newcomer's mind. "Perhaps we can resolve this peacefully. If you would simply allow me to—"
"Whoa there, Martian Manhunter!" Frederik raised both hands in mock surrender. "I appreciate the direct approach, but my thoughts are private property. Besides, wouldn't you rather get to know me the old-fashioned way? Through witty banter and barely concealed sexual tension?"
The comment earned him a collective wince from the assembled heroes, but Frederik seemed completely unbothered by their disapproval. If anything, their discomfort only encouraged him.
Black Canary tried a different approach, her voice carefully modulated to be non-threatening. "Look, we're not your enemies here. We just want to understand—"
Her words cut off abruptly as Frederik appeared behind her, his hands cupping her shoulders in a gesture that was somehow both intimate and mocking. "Understanding is overrated, Canary. Sometimes a little mystery keeps life interesting."
The reaction was immediate and predictable. Superman moved first, his enhanced speed allowing him to reach Frederik in milliseconds. But the younger speedster had anticipated this, flowing out of the Kryptonian's grasp like water through fingers.
"Easy there, Big Blue," Frederik laughed, now perched casually on a nearby lamppost. "I know you're used to being the strongest guy in the room, but some of us prefer our masculinity a little less... compensatory."
"That's enough!" Hawkgirl's mace crackled with Nth metal energy as she launched herself skyward. "You want to play games? Let's play!"
Fredrik allowed her to catch him—briefly. Her tackle sent them both tumbling through the air in a controlled descent that ended with Frederik pinned against the side of a building, Hawkgirl's forearm pressed against his throat.
"Going to interrogate me now?" he asked with a grin that was all teeth and mischief. "Because I have to say, this is definitely the most fun I've had all morning."
"Where did you come from?" Hawkgirl demanded, increasing the pressure slightly. "Who trained you? Who sent you?"
"Nobody sent me, beautiful. I'm a free agent with flexible morals and a really good dental plan." Frederik's voice remained conversational despite his predicament. "Though if you're taking applications for sidekicks, I might be interested. You seem like you know how to have a good time."
The vibration started subtly—a barely perceptible tremor that built rapidly until Hawkgirl found herself grasping empty air. Frederik reappeared on the ground below, straightening his costume with exaggerated care.
"Thanks for the dance, Wings. We should do this again sometime when there aren't so many witnesses."
Green Lantern had been preparing his next move throughout the exchange, and now his ring flared to life. Emerald energy formed a complex cage around Frederik, its bars humming with power designed to contain even the most exotic metahuman abilities.
"Got you," Hal said with satisfaction. "Ring analysis suggests you're human baseline with speed force enhancement. Standard containment protocols should—"
"Should work great against standard speedsters," Frederik agreed cheerfully. He studied the energy construct with apparent interest, running his fingers along one of the glowing bars. "Nice work, Jordan. Very thorough. One problem though—I'm not particularly interested in being contained right now."
The escape was almost anticlimactic. Frederik simply phased through the construct as if it were made of colored light rather than hardened energy, leaving Hal staring at his ring in confusion.
"How—" the Lantern began.
"Trade secret," Frederik replied with a wink. "But hey, thanks for the workout. Really got the blood pumping."
The confrontation might have continued indefinitely if not for the growing crowd of civilians and news crews. Fredrik seemed to suddenly remember his audience, turning to wave at the cameras with theatrical enthusiasm.
"Ladies and gentlemen of Central City!" he called out, his voice carrying clearly across the scene. "Lightning Spree, at your service! Remember to tip your delivery drivers, vote in local elections, and always check your smoke detector batteries!"
And with that bit of absurd public service advice, he was gone—not in a flash of lightning or a crack of displaced air, but simply absent, as if he had never been there at all.
The Justice League stood in the aftermath, looking like a group of adults who had just been thoroughly outmaneuvered by a particularly precocious child. The civilians began to disperse, already uploading videos and photos to social media with hashtags like #LightningSpree and #FlashFail.
"Well," Superman said finally, breaking the uncomfortable silence. "That was... different."
Barry Allen removed his cowl, running a hand through his hair as he processed what had just happened. The newcomer's intimate knowledge of their identities, combined with his casual dismissal of their abilities, suggested a level of preparation that was deeply troubling.
"He knew our names," Barry said quietly. "All of them. Civilian identities, personal relationships, weaknesses we've never discussed publicly."
"And he was fast enough to make you look like you were standing still," Wally added, his voice tight with professional frustration. "That shouldn't be possible."
Wonder Woman's expression remained thoughtful as she studied the scorch marks Frederik's passage had left on the pavement. "His combat style suggests extensive training. Military, perhaps, or specialized private instruction. But there was something else..."
"He was holding back," J'onn observed, his alien senses having detected subtleties the others had missed. "Throughout the entire encounter, he was operating at perhaps sixty percent of his actual capability. This was not a battle for him—it was a performance."
The implications of that statement settled over the group like a cold shadow. An unknown speedster with superior abilities who treated the entire Justice League as entertainment was not a problem that could be solved with conventional heroic methods.
"So what do we do?" Hal asked, his ring still glowing faintly as it attempted to analyze the residual energy signatures Frederik had left behind.
"We investigate," Barry said firmly. "Someone with those abilities doesn't just appear overnight. There will be a trail—training facilities, financial records, something that explains how he got this way and what he wants."
"And if we can't find anything?" Hawkgirl's question hung in the air like a challenge.
Barry's expression hardened with determination. "Then we wait. He'll be back—they always come back. And when he does, we'll be ready."
High above Central City, watching from the window of a Wayne Enterprises subsidiary building, Frederik smiled as he observed the League's frustrated discussions. His enhanced hearing caught every word, every tactical planning session that would ultimately lead nowhere.
They were good people, he reflected. Well-intentioned, genuinely heroic, committed to protecting innocents at considerable personal cost. Under other circumstances, he might have enjoyed working alongside them.
But Bruce's plans required their retirement, their gradual withdrawal from active heroism in favor of normal lives and civilian relationships. The Eights could handle the day-to-day crime fighting with ruthless efficiency. The League's particular talents were better suited to inspiration and hope—qualities that shouldn't be wasted on patrol work that enhanced mutants could handle just as well.
Frederik's phone buzzed with an encrypted message from Terry: "Media response positive. Civilian approval ratings up fifteen percent. League members showing stress indicators consistent with career doubt."
Perfect. The psychological warfare was proceeding exactly as planned. A few more carefully orchestrated encounters, and the world's greatest heroes would voluntarily step back from the front lines, secure in the knowledge that the next generation had things well in hand.
It was, Frederik mused, a kindness. They deserved happiness, normal relationships, the chance to grow old without constantly risking their lives for strangers. The fact that it also served Bruce's protective instincts regarding his sons was simply a convenient alignment of interests.
Lightning Spree had work to do.
Author's Note: This story explores Frederik's first major public appearance as Lightning Spree, establishing his role as both protector and provocateur. His seemingly reckless behavior serves multiple purposes—protecting the Wayne family's secrets, encouraging League members toward retirement, and providing hope and entertainment for civilians who deserve heroes they can believe in. The complexity of his motivations, hidden beneath layers of wit and apparent frivolity, reflects the sophisticated planning behind Bruce's "replacement protocol" while highlighting the genuine care these artificial beings feel for the people they're designed to protect.
Shattered Arrows
Chapter 1: The Architecture of Broken Things
Roy Harper still doesn't trust his own reflection.
The mirror in his bathroom at Queen Manor shows him the same face he's worn for twenty-three years, but the eyes looking back belong to someone else entirely. Someone who has seen the inside of a Cadmus laboratory, who has felt the precise bite of surgical instruments designed to harvest memories along with tissue samples. Someone who has watched his own genetic material walk and talk and replace him so seamlessly that his father figure never noticed the difference.
The razor trembles in his grip as he attempts to shave around the scar that runs from his left ear to his collarbone—a souvenir from Dr. Ventriss's more enthusiastic experiments. His reflection fractures in the blade's edge, splitting his face into silver fragments that remind him of the observation mirrors in the Cadmus facility. Always watching. Always recording.
Subject exhibits remarkable resilience to psychological pressure. Recommend continued extraction protocols.
Roy drops the razor. It clatters against the marble sink, and the sound echoes through the bathroom like a gunshot. His enhanced hearing—another gift from his captors—picks up the immediate response from downstairs: Oliver's chair scraping against hardwood, the soft thud of footsteps on carpet, the whispered conversation between his mentor and Bruce Wayne.
They're always watching now, these people who claim to love him. Always listening for the sound of Roy Harper falling apart.
He presses his palms against the mirror, watching his reflection's hands mirror the movement. The glass is cool against his skin, real in a way that nothing else feels anymore. In the Cadmus facility, they had pumped his system full of hallucinogens for weeks, blending reality with nightmare until he couldn't tell the difference between his actual memories and the fabricated ones they fed him.
Tell us about Oliver Queen. Tell us about his weaknesses. Tell us how he trains you.
The questions had been endless, persistent as infection. They wanted to know everything about Green Arrow's methods, his psychology, his relationships. They wanted to build better Roy Harpers, more effective Roy Harpers, Roy Harpers who could infiltrate the hero community and tear it apart from within.
And they had succeeded.
Roy's reflection grins at him with teeth that look too sharp, too predatory. He blinks, and the expression is gone, replaced by his normal face. But the doubt remains, burrowing deeper into his mind like a parasite.
How much of what he remembers is real? How much is programming? When he feels rage burning in his chest, is it his own emotion or something they installed in him? When he looks at Will Harper—Red Arrow, the clone who replaced him—does the hatred come from Roy Harper's heart, or from psychological conditioning designed to make him reject his own genetic duplicates?
The bathroom door explodes inward.
Oliver Queen stands in the doorway, bow raised, arrow nocked and ready to fire. His mentor's face is pale with terror, green eyes wide with the kind of fear that comes from loving someone who might kill you without meaning to.
"Roy?" Oliver's voice is carefully controlled, but Roy can hear the tremor underneath. "You've been in here for forty minutes. I heard glass breaking."
Roy looks down at his hands. They're bloody, cut by mirror fragments he doesn't remember destroying. The bathroom is covered in silver shards, each one reflecting a different piece of his face back at him. When did he do this? When did he lose twenty minutes to the gray static that sometimes fills his head?
"I'm fine," Roy says automatically. The lie tastes like copper pennies.
Oliver doesn't lower his bow. "Bruce is here. He wants to talk to you."
"About what?"
"About Central City. About getting you some space to heal."
Roy laughs, and the sound is wet and broken. "Heal? Oliver, they hollowed me out and filled the empty spaces with rage and programming. There's nothing left to heal."
"That's not true."
"Isn't it?" Roy steps over the mirror fragments, moving closer to his mentor. Oliver's grip tightens on his bow, but he doesn't retreat. "How do you know I'm really Roy Harper? How do you know I'm not just another clone, programmed to think I'm the original? How do you know they didn't kill the real Roy Harper months ago and send me to destroy everything he loved?"
The questions hang in the air between them like smoke. Oliver's face crumples, and for a moment he looks decades older than his years.
"Because," Oliver says quietly, "the real Roy Harper is the only one who would ask those questions."
Roy wants to believe him. God, how he wants to believe him. But belief is another luxury he can't afford. In the Cadmus facility, belief had been beaten out of him with systematic precision. Hope had been surgically extracted along with his bone marrow. Trust had been conditioned away through endless cycles of reward and punishment.
What remained was suspicion, paranoia, and a rage so pure it felt like prayer.
"Will is downstairs," Oliver continues carefully. "He wants to apologize for existing. Jim is in the garden, probably planning to knock our heads together until we start acting like a family again. And Bruce Wayne is in my study, drinking my scotch and pretending he has answers."
"And Jade? The baby?"
Oliver's expression darkens. "Jade took Lian to the safe house after yesterday."
Yesterday. When Roy had looked at his six-month-old genetic niece and seen not an innocent child but a potential threat. When he had grabbed the letter opener from Oliver's desk and moved toward the crib with the cold precision of a programmed assassin. When Will had tackled him to the ground, and Roy had bitten through his clone-brother's lip hard enough to taste blood.
Subject shows aggressive response to genetic offspring of secondary clones. Recommend isolation protocols.
"I tried to kill a baby," Roy says flatly.
"You stopped yourself."
"No. Will stopped me. If he hadn't been there, I would have..." Roy's voice trails off. He can't finish the sentence, can't speak the words that would make it real.
Oliver finally lowers his bow. "Roy, whatever they did to you in that place, it doesn't define who you are. You're still my son. You're still the kid who used to fall asleep reading in the archery range. You're still the teenager who cried when we had to put down that wounded deer. You're still—"
"I'm still nothing!" Roy's voice cracks like a whip. "That kid is dead, Oliver! They killed him piece by piece, memory by memory, until there was nothing left but this!" He gestures at himself, at the scars and the trembling hands and the eyes that see threats in every shadow. "I'm a weapon they built to destroy everything Roy Harper loved. And the worst part is, I'm doing exactly what they programmed me to do."
Oliver steps forward, glass crunching under his boots. "Then we reprogram you. Together. As a family."
"Family." Roy tastes the word like poison. "Which family would that be, Oliver? The one where you replaced me with a clone and didn't notice for six months? The one where my 'brothers' are genetic copies built from my stolen DNA? Or the one where I'm the broken original, too damaged to fit in with his own duplicates?"
The silence stretches between them, heavy with unspoken truths. Oliver's face is a mask of pain and guilt, but Roy can see the calculation behind his eyes. His mentor is weighing options, considering strategies, trying to figure out how to contain the damage Roy might cause.
Always the tactician. Always the strategist. Even love, for Oliver Queen, requires a plan.
"Bruce has a proposal," Oliver says finally.
"Of course he does. Batman always has a proposal." Roy picks up a shard of mirror, studying his fractured reflection in its surface. "Let me guess—therapy? Medication? A nice quiet facility where I can't hurt anyone?"
"Central City. A penthouse apartment. Alfred to keep an eye on you. Space to figure out who you are when you're not defined by your trauma."
Roy laughs, and the sound is bitter as ash. "And how long before you replace me with another clone? How long before you decide that this version of Roy Harper is too broken to be worth saving?"
"I'm not going to replace you," Oliver says firmly. "I'm not going to abandon you. I'm not going to give up on you."
"Like you didn't give up when Cadmus had me for eight months?"
Oliver flinches as if struck. "I didn't know—"
"You didn't want to know. It was easier to accept that your protégé had gotten moody and distant than to ask the hard questions. It was easier to train the compliant clone than to deal with the reality that the real Roy Harper was being vivisected in a laboratory basement."
Roy can see the words hitting home, each one a precisely aimed arrow finding its target. Oliver's face is white with guilt and pain, but Roy can't stop himself. The rage is talking now, the carefully cultivated fury that has been building in his chest for months.
"Do you know what they did to me in there?" Roy's voice drops to a whisper. "Do you want to know what I remember? What I dream about every night?"
"Roy—"
"They started with the physical samples. Blood, tissue, bone marrow. They were very careful about it at first, very clinical. But then Dr. Ventriss decided he wanted to see how much pain I could endure before my psychological conditioning broke down."
Oliver's hands are shaking now. "Stop."
"They used my own arrows, Oliver. The ones you taught me to make. They used them to pin me to the examination table while they worked. They said it was poetic justice—Roy Harper undone by his own skills, his own training, his own mentor's lessons."
"Please—"
"And while they were carving pieces off me, they were building better versions. Stronger versions. Versions that wouldn't disappoint their father figure by being weak or damaged or human." Roy's voice is steady now, clinical in its precision. "They made me watch through the observation window. They made me see how much better my replacements were at being Roy Harper than I was."
Oliver's bow clatters to the floor. His mentor's face is streaked with tears, but Roy feels nothing. The rage has burned through him like acid, leaving only emptiness behind.
"I'm sorry," Oliver whispers. "God, Roy, I'm so sorry."
"Sorry doesn't fix what's broken," Roy replies. "Sorry doesn't bring back the parts of me they cut away. Sorry doesn't change the fact that when I look at Will and Jim, I see everything I could have been if I hadn't been born defective."
"You're not defective—"
"Then why did they need to improve me?" Roy's smile is sharp as a blade. "Why did they need to make better versions if the original was worth keeping?"
Oliver has no answer for that. There is no answer for that. They both know it.
The sound of footsteps on the stairs breaks the silence. Heavy boots, measured pace—Jim Harper approaching with his characteristic blend of caution and determination. The Guardian has always been the most practical of the Harper brothers, the one least burdened by emotional complications.
"Roy?" Jim's voice carries through the bathroom door. "Oliver? We need to talk. Now."
Roy looks at his mentor, seeing the exhaustion in his eyes, the way his shoulders slump with the weight of responsibility he can't carry. Oliver Queen has saved Star City a dozen times over, but he can't save Roy Harper from himself.
"Fine," Roy says quietly. "Let's go have that family meeting. Let's pretend we're a normal family with normal problems that can be solved with normal solutions."
He steps over the mirror fragments, leaving bloody footprints on the white marble. Oliver follows, his bow forgotten on the bathroom floor.
Downstairs, Bruce Wayne sits in Oliver's study like a therapist waiting for his patient. Jim Harper stands by the window, his Guardian uniform making him look like a statue of justice. And through the glass doors leading to the garden, Roy can see Will Harper pacing by the pool, his movements agitated and desperate.
Three men who share Roy's DNA but not his damage. Three men who get to be heroes while Roy gets to be the cautionary tale, the proof that even the best intentions can create monsters.
Roy takes his seat in the circle of chairs Oliver has arranged. Family therapy, Cadmus style. He wonders if Dr. Ventriss would appreciate the irony.
"Alright," Roy says, his voice steady and dangerous. "Let's talk about healing. Let's talk about family. Let's talk about what happens when the original is too broken to be worth fixing."
And in the silence that follows, Roy Harper begins to plan exactly how much damage he can do before they finally decide he's beyond salvation.
Chapter 2: The Anatomy of Replacement
The living room of Queen Manor feels like a courtroom, complete with judge, jury, and the condemned. Roy settles into his chair with the fluid precision of a predator, his enhanced senses cataloguing every detail of the scene before him. Bruce Wayne's elevated pulse rate. Oliver's shallow breathing. Jim Harper's tension radiating from every muscle. The subtle tremor in Will Harper's hands as he finally enters through the garden doors.
His family. His jury. His audience for the final performance of Roy Harper.
"Before we begin," Roy says, his voice carrying the deceptive calm of a bomb timer counting down, "I want everyone to understand something. I remember everything they did to me in that facility. Every procedure, every injection, every conversation. Including the ones about all of you."
Bruce Wayne sets down his scotch with deliberate care. "Roy—"
"Dr. Ventriss was particularly interested in the psychological dynamics of our little team," Roy continues, ignoring the interruption. "He wanted to understand how Oliver Queen formed attachments to his protégés. What made him trust so completely that he wouldn't notice when one of them was replaced."
Will Harper flinches as if struck. His clone-brother's face is a mask of guilt and self-recrimination, exactly what Roy had hoped to see.
"Turns out," Roy continues conversationally, "it's remarkably easy to fool someone who wants to be fooled. Someone who's so relieved that his troubled son is finally behaving that he doesn't ask inconvenient questions about personality changes."
"That's not fair," Oliver says quietly.
"Fair?" Roy laughs, and the sound is glass breaking. "Oliver, they used me as a testing ground for clone psychology. They wanted to see how long it would take you to notice that Red Arrow was too compliant, too eager to please, too perfect to be the real Roy Harper. The answer, in case you're curious, was never. You never noticed."
The words hit their target with surgical precision. Oliver's face crumples, and Roy feels a surge of savage satisfaction. Pain shared is pain halved, Dr. Ventriss used to say. Roy intends to share all of it.
"They were building a psychological profile," Roy continues, his voice steady as a surgeon's scalpel. "Not just of you, Oliver, but of the entire hero community. How you think, how you form bonds, how you can be manipulated through those bonds. They wanted to know if replacing key figures would destabilize the entire network."
Bruce Wayne leans forward, his detective instincts finally overriding his discomfort. "What did they conclude?"
"That heroes are remarkably bad at seeing what they don't want to see. That emotional attachment makes you vulnerable to infiltration. That most of you would rather believe a comfortable lie than confront an uncomfortable truth." Roy's smile is sharp as a blade. "In other words, you're all exactly as naive as they hoped you'd be."
Jim Harper speaks for the first time since entering the room. "Roy, what's your point? Are you trying to hurt us, or are you trying to tell us something important?"
"Both," Roy replies honestly. "The pain is just a bonus."
He stands, moving to Oliver's bar with the fluid grace of a predator. His movements are too controlled, too precise—another gift from Cadmus that he can't turn off. Every step calculated for maximum efficiency, every gesture designed to project threat.
"They showed me footage," Roy says, pouring himself a whiskey with steady hands. "Hours and hours of surveillance video. Oliver training Red Arrow. Jim working with the Metropolis Police Department. All of you living my life better than I ever did."
"That's not true," Will says desperately. "I was never trying to replace you. I was trying to find you."
Roy turns to study his replacement with clinical interest. Will Harper is everything Roy should have been—stable, heroic, unmarked by the specific traumas that have carved hollows in Roy's psyche. Looking at him is like looking at a photograph of the life Roy might have lived if he'd made different choices.
"You know what the worst part was?" Roy asks conversationally. "Watching you be the son Oliver actually wanted. Watching you succeed where I failed. Watching you be better at being Roy Harper than Roy Harper ever was."
"I'm not better than you," Will says firmly. "I'm just different."
"Different. Yes." Roy takes a sip of whiskey, savoring the burn. "Different like a software update. Different like an improvement. Different like what happens when you take Roy Harper and remove all the inconvenient parts—the anger, the abandonment issues, the tendency to question authority."
Bruce Wayne clears his throat. "Roy, I understand you're in pain—"
"Do you?" Roy's voice cuts through the room like a whip. "Do you really understand, Bruce? Because last I checked, you've never been vivisected for scientific research. You've never had your memories harvested and implanted in genetic duplicates. You've never watched your own DNA walk around wearing your life like a costume."
The silence that follows is deafening. Roy can hear heartbeats, breathing, the subtle sounds of people trying to process information too terrible to fully comprehend.
"They kept me conscious," Roy continues, his voice dropping to a whisper. "During the procedures. They said pain was an important part of the psychological conditioning. They said suffering would make me more motivated to cooperate."
Oliver makes a sound like a wounded animal. "Roy, please—"
"They used to show me videos of Red Arrow while they worked. Oliver teaching him new techniques. Oliver praising his progress. Oliver looking at him with the kind of pride he'd never shown the original Roy Harper." Roy's voice is steady, clinical. "Do you know what that does to a person? Watching yourself be replaced by a better version while pieces of you are literally being carved away?"
"I never meant—" Will starts.
"Of course you didn't mean anything," Roy interrupts. "You're the perfect son. The obedient soldier. The Roy Harper who doesn't ask inconvenient questions or have inconvenient emotions. You're exactly what Oliver ordered when he prayed for a version of me that wouldn't disappoint him."
"That's not true!" Oliver's voice cracks with emotion. "Roy, I never wanted you to be different. I never wanted you to be anyone but yourself."
"Then why did you train my replacement so eagerly?" Roy asks with devastating quiet. "Why did you accept his presence so readily? Why did you never once question whether the son who came back from that mission was the same one who left?"
Oliver has no answer. There is no answer. They all know it.
Roy finishes his whiskey and sets the glass down with deliberate care. "I've been thinking about what Dr. Ventriss said. About the purpose of suffering. About how pain can be used to shape behavior, to create desired outcomes."
"Roy—" Jim's voice carries a warning.
"I think he was right," Roy continues. "I think pain is an excellent teacher. I think suffering can be very motivating. I think it's time all of you learned what I learned in that facility."
The temperature in the room seems to drop ten degrees. Roy can see the moment when his family realizes that this isn't grief or trauma talking—this is something else entirely. Something calculated and cold and infinitely more dangerous.
"I'm not going to Central City," Roy says quietly. "I'm not going to therapy. I'm not going to pretend that this is something that can be fixed with time and patience and therapeutic intervention."
"Then what are you going to do?" Bruce asks, his voice carefully neutral.
Roy's smile is beautiful and terrible. "I'm going to show you what they made me into. I'm going to demonstrate exactly how effective their conditioning was. I'm going to prove that sometimes, things break so completely that they can't be repaired."
He moves toward the door with fluid grace, each step perfectly controlled. "You wanted to know if I'm still Roy Harper? You wanted to know if there's anything left of the boy you raised? Tonight, you're going to find out."
"Roy, wait—" Oliver starts to rise from his chair.
"Don't follow me," Roy says without turning around. "Don't try to stop me. Don't try to save me. Just... remember that this is what happens when heroes fail to notice that their family members have been replaced by weapons."
The front door closes behind him with a soft click, leaving behind a silence heavy with dread and dawning understanding.
In the living room, four men sit in stunned quiet, each processing the implications of what they've just witnessed. The Roy Harper they knew is gone, replaced by something harder and more focused. Something that has been refined by suffering into a precision instrument of destruction.
And like all precision instruments, it has been designed for a specific purpose.
Outside, Roy Harper disappears into the Star City night, carrying with him eight months of carefully cultivated rage and a plan that will test every assumption his family has ever made about the nature of love, loyalty, and redemption.
The real performance is about to begin.
Chapter 3: The Cartography of Chaos
Star City's underbelly reveals itself to Roy Harper like a familiar lover, intimate and welcoming. The enhancement to his senses—courtesy of Cadmus's genetic modifications—allows him to navigate the darkness with predatory efficiency. Every shadow holds potential, every alley offers opportunity, every scream in the distance represents a choice between intervention and observation.
Tonight, Roy chooses observation. Tonight, he's hunting different prey.
The blood bank on Fifth Street operates as a front for something more complex, more profitable than legitimate medical supply. Roy has been tracking the operation for weeks, mapping the connections between Simon Jones—the telepath who runs the facility—and the network of enhanced individuals who use Star City as their personal playground.
Simon Jones. Psychic manipulator. Extortionist. And, according to the intelligence Roy gathered during his systematic infiltration of the city's criminal networks, a man who has been selling stolen memories to the highest bidder.
Roy's jaw clenches as he considers the implications. How many minds has Simon violated? How many people has he hollowed out for profit? How many victims has he left as empty shells, their identities harvested and sold like commodity?
The irony isn't lost on him. Simon Jones is a smaller, more pathetic version of the Cadmus scientists who turned Roy Harper into a weapon. But small predators can be just as dangerous as large ones, and sometimes they're even more satisfying to kill.
Roy settles into position on the rooftop across from the blood bank, his bow already in hand. The weight of it is comforting, familiar—one of the few things that still feels like it belongs to him rather than to his programming. Oliver taught him to shoot, but the precision that guides his arrows now comes from somewhere else entirely. Somewhere darker.
Through the blood bank's windows, he can see Simon Jones moving through the facility with casual arrogance. The telepath's pale hands gesture as he speaks to someone Roy can't see, probably coordinating another violation of human consciousness for profit.
Roy nocks an arrow, feeling the familiar tension in the bowstring. The shot would be easy—sixty yards, minimal wind, clear line of sight. One arrow through the window, one through Simon's skull, one problem eliminated from the world.
But easy kills aren't what Roy needs tonight. Tonight, he needs something more personal.
Roy drops from the rooftop with enhanced grace, landing in the alley behind the blood bank without making a sound. The rear entrance is secured with electronic locks that would challenge most criminals, but Roy's fingers find the security panel with practiced ease. Eight months of Cadmus training have given him skills that go far beyond archery.
The lock disengages with a soft click.
Inside, the blood bank is a maze of refrigeration units and medical equipment, all of it humming with the quiet efficiency of a well-run operation. Roy moves through the facility like a ghost, his enhanced senses mapping every corner, every potential threat, every escape route.
He finds Simon Jones in the main laboratory, standing over a young woman strapped to an examination table. The woman's eyes are open but vacant, her consciousness already partially extracted by the telepath's invasive abilities. Cables run from her skull to a complex array of recording equipment, capturing her memories for later sale.
Roy has seen this before. In a different facility, with different equipment, but the violation is identical. The casual reduction of human experience to data points and profit margins.
"Fascinating," Roy says, stepping out of the shadows. "You're running a bargain-basement version of a Cadmus facility."
Simon Jones spins around, his pale face registering surprise and then calculation. "Roy Harper. The famous broken archer. I wondered when you'd work up the courage to visit me."
"Courage has nothing to do with it," Roy replies, his voice steady as surgical steel. "I'm here because you're a problem that needs solving."
Simon's eyes begin to glow with psychic energy. "My dear boy, you have no idea what you're dealing with. I could scramble your brain before you could draw that bow."
"Could you?" Roy tilts his head, genuinely curious. "See, the thing about having your mind systematically dismantled by professionals is that it leaves you with some interesting immunities. Want to test your abilities against Cadmus conditioning?"
Simon's psychic probe hits Roy's consciousness like a sledgehammer against granite. For a moment, the telepath's power presses against Roy's mental defenses, seeking purchase in his thoughts. But there's nothing there to grab—just fragments of memory, loops of programmed responses, and an endless well of rage that has been carefully cultivated for exactly this purpose.
Roy watches Simon's confidence evaporate as the telepath realizes the truth: Roy Harper's mind is a maze of broken glass and bear traps, impossible to navigate without cutting yourself to pieces.
"Impossible," Simon whispers, his psychic assault faltering. "Your mind... it's like trying to read static."
"Eight months of professional psychological conditioning," Roy explains conversationally. "They broke me down to component parts and put me back together as a weapon. Did you really think your amateur-hour telepathy could compete with that?"
Roy's arrow takes Simon through the shoulder, pinning him to the wall behind the examination table. The telepath screams, but Roy's enhanced hearing has already confirmed that the facility is soundproofed. No one will come to investigate.
"Please," Simon gasps, his pale face twisted with pain. "I can help you. I can take away the memories, the trauma—"
"Those memories are mine," Roy says quietly, nocking another arrow. "They're the only proof I have that what happened to me was real. The only proof that I'm real."
The second arrow goes through Simon's other shoulder, spreading his arms wide against the wall in a grotesque parody of crucifixion. Roy approaches slowly, savoring the telepath's terror.
"You know what the difference is between you and the Cadmus scientists?" Roy asks, his voice carrying the conversational tone of someone discussing weather. "They had a plan. They had purpose. They were building something, even if that something was monstrous. You're just a parasite, feeding on other people's pain for profit."
"Wait—" Simon's voice cracks with desperation. "I know things. About Cadmus, about other facilities, about the people who hired them. I can give you names, locations—"
"I already have names and locations," Roy interrupts. "I've been tracking Cadmus operations for months. Did you think I was just wandering Star City randomly, looking for things to kill?"
He draws a hunting knife from his belt, the blade gleaming in the laboratory's fluorescent lighting. "No, Simon. I have a very specific list of people who need to die. You're just the appetizer."
Roy's enhanced reflexes allow him to move faster than Simon can scream. The knife slides between the telepath's ribs with surgical precision, finding the heart with the kind of accuracy that only comes from extensive anatomical knowledge. Another gift from his Cadmus education.
Simon Jones dies with his eyes wide open, his psychic abilities flickering and fading like a candle in the wind. Roy watches the light leave his eyes with clinical detachment, cataloguing his own emotional response to the kill.
Satisfaction. Relief. A sense of purpose fulfilled.
And underneath it all, a hunger for more.
The examination room door explodes inward, revealing Devastation in all her terrifying glory. The woman who serves as Simon's enforcer is built like a siege engine—massive, brutal, and utterly without mercy. Her strength rivals Superman's, and her moral compass was shattered long before Roy Harper's mind was broken.
"You killed my boyfriend," she says matter-of-factly, her voice carrying the casual tone of someone discussing lunch plans.
"He had it coming," Roy replies, wiping Simon's blood from his knife. "They all have it coming."
The fight that follows is brief and brutal. Devastation's strength is overwhelming, but Roy's speed and unpredictability keep him alive long enough to realize he's outmatched. She catches him by the throat, lifting him off the ground with casual ease.
"Nothing personal," she says. "But I can't let this slide."
Roy's vision begins to darken as Devastation's grip tightens. His enhanced physiology gives him greater resistance to strangulation than a normal human, but even enhanced humans have limits. He can feel his consciousness starting to fray at the edges.
The golden blur that slams into Devastation comes from nowhere and everywhere at once. The figure moves with Superman's strength and Wonder Woman's skill, but there's something else in his movements. Something calculated and precise that speaks of extensive planning.
Devastation's neck snaps with an audible crack.
The figure sets Roy down gently, his handsome face showing concern that seems genuine but somehow artificial. He's tall, powerfully built, with the kind of classical features that suggest careful genetic engineering rather than natural development.
"Well, that was unpleasant but necessary," the stranger says, his voice carrying warmth that doesn't quite reach his eyes. "She'd moved well beyond the possibility of redemption."
Roy stares at his rescuer, taking in the impossible combination of genetic markers that make up the other man's enhanced physiology. Superman's strength, Wonder Woman's combat skills, but underneath it all, something else. Something familiar.
"Who are you?" Roy asks, his voice hoarse from Devastation's grip.
The stranger's smile is perfect, practiced. "Just someone who happened to be in the neighborhood."
"That's not an answer."
"It's the only answer you're getting tonight." The stranger lifts Roy effortlessly, his flight power carrying them both into the night sky above Star City. "Your family is worried about you."
"How do you know about my family?"
"I know a lot of things. Most of them aren't particularly interesting."
Roy studies his rescuer as they fly through the darkness. There's something off about the man's responses, something too smooth and evasive. Every question Roy asks is deflected with casual expertise, every attempt at investigation met with pleasant stonewalling.
"You said Devastation was beyond redemption," Roy says, trying a different approach. "How did you know that?"
"Same way I knew you were in trouble. Same way I know Simon Jones was a cancer that needed cutting out." The stranger's expression doesn't change. "Some knowledge comes with experience."
"What kind of experience?"
"The kind that teaches you the difference between justice and revenge. Between necessary killing and murder. Between saving someone and enabling them."
Roy's enhanced senses pick up details about his rescuer that don't quite add up—the way his heartbeat stays perfectly steady, the way his breathing never varies, the way his body temperature remains constant despite the altitude and speed.
"You're not human," Roy says.
"Neither are you, technically. Enhancement changes us all in different ways."
"That's still not an answer."
"I'm starting to think you don't like my answers."
Below, the lights of Star City spread out like a circuit board. Roy can see Queen Manor in the distance, surrounded by emergency vehicles and search teams. His family is looking for him, probably terrified of what he might do next.
"They care about you," the stranger says, following Roy's gaze. "More than you realize."
"How would you know?"
"Because I understand what it's like to be created rather than born. To be designed for a specific purpose. To wonder if your emotions are real or just programming."
Roy's head snaps up, studying his rescuer with new intensity. "You're artificial. Like me. Like Will and Jim."
"We're all artificial in our own ways. The question is what we choose to do with the time we're given."
Before Roy can respond, they're descending toward Queen Manor's grounds. The chaos below is immediate and overwhelming—security teams with searchlights, police cars, and Oliver Queen himself in full Green Arrow gear, clearly preparing to search the city street by street.
They land with barely a sound, the stranger setting Roy down with careful precision. Almost immediately, Oliver's voice cuts through the night air.
"Roy!" The relief and fury in his mentor's voice are equally strong. "Where the hell have you been? Do you have any idea—" Oliver stops mid-sentence, taking in Roy's blood-stained clothes and the predatory satisfaction still lingering in his eyes. His gaze shifts to the stranger, and Roy sees recognition flicker across his features. "Who are you?"
"Someone who was in the right place at the right time," the stranger replies smoothly. "Your son needed assistance."
"What happened?" Oliver's voice is carefully controlled, but Roy can hear the tremor underneath.
"I killed someone," Roy says simply, his voice carrying no emotion. "Two people, actually, though our friend here finished the second one."
The silence that follows is deafening. Roy can hear heartbeats accelerating, breathing patterns changing, the subtle sounds of people reassessing everything they thought they knew about the situation.
Will Harper emerges from the shadows, still wearing his Red Arrow costume. Behind him comes Jim Harper, the Guardian's shield gleaming in the floodlights. Bruce Wayne steps out of the manor, his face a mask of controlled concern.
"Roy," Will says carefully, "we can work through this. Whatever happened—"
"Can we?" Roy turns to face his replacement, his expression cycling through emotions too quickly to track. "Can we work through the fact that I'm a murderer now? That I enjoyed it? That for the first time since Cadmus, I felt like I had some control over my life?"
"You need help," Jim says bluntly. "Not judgment. Help."
"I need to not exist," Roy replies
Shattered Arrows: Brothers in Arms
Chapter 4: The Weight of Good Days
The Queen Manor kitchen feels like a minefield every morning at eight-thirty sharp. Will Harper has learned to approach the daily medication routine the way explosive ordnance disposal experts approach live bombs—carefully, methodically, and with the understanding that one wrong move could detonate eight years of suppressed trauma.
Today started as one of the "good" days. Roy actually came downstairs without being coaxed. He accepted breakfast on the condition that Oliver ate half of it first, testing for poison with the paranoid precision of someone who had learned that trust was a luxury he couldn't afford. He even managed something resembling conversation, asking about the weather and whether anyone had heard from the old Team lately.
But now, with seven pill bottles lined up on the granite counter like tiny sentinels, the fragile peace is fracturing.
"I'm not taking them," Roy says, his voice carrying that particular flatness that means negotiation is off the table.
Will keeps his expression neutral, hands steady as he sorts the pills into their proper compartments. Eight years. Roy had been in a Cadmus-induced coma for eight years while Will lived his life, carried his name, maintained his relationships with their old Team members. The guilt of that knowledge sits heavy in Will's chest every morning as he watches his genetic original struggle with basic survival tasks.
"The UV drops help with the light sensitivity from the genetic modifications. The calcium supplements counteract the bone density issues from prolonged stasis. The—"
"I know what they're supposed to do." Roy's green eyes are fixed on the pills with the intensity of a predator studying prey. "The question is what they actually do."
"They help you heal."
"Do they?" Roy steps closer, and Will can see the exact moment when wariness shifts into something more dangerous. "Or do they keep me compliant? Keep me manageable? Make sure the defective original doesn't cause problems for everyone who's moved on without him?"
Will's jaw tightens. Six months since Roy's rescue, and it still cuts deep when he talks about himself like a broken machine instead of a person. "Roy, that's not—"
"Isn't it?" Roy's voice is rising now, carrying that sharp edge that makes the house itself seem to hold its breath. "Why am I the only one who needs 'medicine,' Will? Why don't you take pills? Why doesn't Jim? We're all enhanced. We're all genetically modified. But somehow only the original needs to be medicated into submission?"
"Because you're the only one who was in a coma for eight years!" The words burst out of Will before he can stop them, too loud and too raw. "Because you're the only one who was used as a test subject while unconscious! Because you're the only one whose body was systematically altered without consent!"
The silence that follows is deafening. Roy stares at him with an expression that cycles through hurt, rage, and something that might be understanding before settling back into cold assessment.
"So you admit it," Roy says quietly. "I'm broken."
"You're not broken—"
"Eight years, Will. Eight years I was gone while you lived my life. Took my place on the Team. Had my relationships with Dick and Kaldur and M'gann. You think that doesn't leave marks? You think a person comes back from that unchanged?"
Will's heart clenches. This is the closest Roy has come to acknowledging what those years cost all of them—not just Roy, but the Team members who grieved him, who welcomed Will as his replacement, who now have to navigate the complicated reality of having both the original and the clone in their lives.
"You're different now. That doesn't mean you're broken."
Roy reaches for one of the pill bottles, examining the label with clinical detachment. "Risperidone. For psychosis and violent ideation. Interesting that my loving family thinks I need antipsychotics."
Will's stomach drops. He'd hoped Roy wouldn't look that closely at the labels, wouldn't recognize what he was being prescribed. "It's just a precaution—"
The pill bottle explodes against the kitchen wall, white tablets scattering across the floor like tiny accusations. Roy's enhanced reflexes had sent it flying before Will could even register the movement.
"Precaution against what?" Roy's voice is deadly quiet now. "Against me remembering what they did to me? Against me asking where I've been for eight years? Against me refusing to pretend that having a clone for a brother is perfectly normal?"
Footsteps on the stairs herald Oliver's approach—heavy, deliberate, the sound of someone trying to give advance warning. When he enters the kitchen, he takes in the scene with practiced eyes: scattered medication, his son's defensive posture, the tension radiating from both young men.
Behind him, Jim appears in the doorway—he'd come for his usual morning visit from his penthouse across town, bringing coffee and pastries from the bakery Roy used to love before his disappearance. The paper bag crumples in his grip as he takes in the scene.
"Everything alright in here?" Oliver asks, though his tone suggests he already knows the answer.
"Just discussing Roy's medication compliance," Will says tightly.
Oliver's gaze shifts to the pills on the floor, then to Roy's rigid stance. "Roy, you need to take the medications. The doctors were very specific about—"
"Which doctors?" Roy's voice cuts like a blade. "The ones who examined me after eight years of unauthorized medical procedures? The ones who looked at Cadmus's modifications and decided I needed chemical restraints? Or different doctors—ones who might actually care about treating the patient instead of managing the problem?"
Jim steps forward, setting the crumpled bakery bag on the counter. "Roy, we're just trying to help—"
"Are you?" Roy whirls on his genetic duplicate, and for a moment, Will sees something flash in his eyes—not just anger, but pain. Raw, desperate pain. "Or are you trying to make me easier to live with? Easier to explain to the Team when they ask why the original Roy Harper is so different from the one they knew for eight years?"
"The Team understands," Jim says softly. "Dick and Tim visited last week. Kaldur sends messages. M'gann—"
"M'gann what?" Roy's voice is sharp enough to cut glass. "M'gann feels sorry for me? M'gann misses the Roy she used to know—the one who was actually you wearing my face?"
Jim's face goes white. "It's not like that—"
"Isn't it? You have eight years of memories with them. Eight years of missions, inside jokes, shared experiences. You know things about them that I never will. You've been their friend while I was unconscious. In what universe does that make us brothers instead of making you my replacement?"
The kitchen falls silent except for Roy's harsh breathing and the distant sounds of Star City waking up outside. Oliver looks older than his years, Jim appears close to tears, and Will looks like he's watching his family disintegrate in real time.
"You're not replaceable," Oliver says quietly. "Jim and Will... they're not substitutes. They're your brothers because I love all three of you. Because family isn't just about genetics or who came first."
"Then why," Roy asks, his voice cracking slightly, "do I feel like the spare part? Why do I feel like everyone wishes I'd stayed asleep so they could keep the easier versions?"
Jim makes a sound that might be a suppressed sob. "Because you're hurting. Because you've been through hell and you're looking for reasons why it happened, why you weren't worth finding sooner—"
"Don't." Roy's voice is flat. "Don't psychoanalyze me."
"I'm not," Jim replies, tears now flowing freely. "I'm just... I'm grieving too, Roy. I'm grieving for the eight years you lost, for the friendships I had that should have been yours, for the fact that my existence means you can never get those years back."
Roy stares at Jim—this young man who shares his DNA but carries memories Roy will never have, who knows their old Team in ways Roy never will—and for just a moment, his expression softens.
Then the walls slam back up.
"I don't need your grief," Roy says. "I need to figure out how to live in a world where everyone has moved on without me. And I can't do that while people are trying to medicate me into being someone I'm not anymore."
He turns toward the door, his movements controlled but predatory. "I'm going out."
"Roy, wait—" Oliver starts.
"Don't follow me. Don't track me. Don't call Dick or any of the old Team to check on me. I need time to think without everyone hovering and trying to fix me."
The front door closes behind him with deceptive quiet, leaving three men standing in a kitchen full of scattered medication and unspoken truths.
"He's getting worse," Will says finally.
Oliver slumps against the counter, suddenly looking every one of his years. "I think... I think we need to call Bruce."
Jim wipes his eyes with the back of his hand. "Bruce Wayne? Why?"
"Because Bruce has experience with complicated family dynamics. With bringing people back from dark places. And because..." Oliver hesitates. "Because Jason Todd understands what Roy's going through better than any of us."
Will's eyes widen with understanding. "The abandonment. The feeling of being replaced."
"Jason died and came back to find that Bruce had moved on, taken in Tim as Robin. He knows what it's like to feel like everyone preferred the replacement to the original."
"You think Jason would talk to him?" Jim asks.
Oliver pulls out his phone, staring at Bruce's contact. "I think Jason Todd is the only person alive who truly understands what it means to come back from the dead and find that the world didn't wait for you."
Meanwhile, across town, Will pulls out his own phone with shaking hands. He scrolls through his contacts until he finds Dick's number—Dick, who had been his friend for eight years, who had helped him figure out his own identity crisis, who understood the complicated dynamics of being part of a family that wasn't quite normal.
His finger hovers over the call button for a long moment before he hits it.
"Dick?" Will's voice is smaller than he'd intended. "It's Will. I... we need help. Roy's... he's not getting better. He's getting worse, and I don't know what to do."
Dick's voice is warm and concerned. "What happened?"
Will explains the morning's events, the medication refusal, Roy's words about feeling like the spare part. "Oliver thinks Jason might be able to help. Someone who understands what it's like to come back and find that everyone moved on without you."
There's a pause on the other end of the line. "You want me to ask Jason to talk to Roy?"
"I know it's a lot to ask. I know Jason has his own issues to deal with. But Roy... Dick, I'm scared he's going to do something permanent. He talks about himself like he's broken, like he's not worth the trouble of fixing. And I don't know how to convince him otherwise."
"Will, take a deep breath. You're not responsible for fixing Roy. You're his brother, not his therapist."
"But I am responsible," Will says fiercely. "I lived his life for eight years. I had his relationships, his place on the Team, his family. How can I not be responsible for helping him find his way back?"
Dick is quiet for a moment. "You know what? You're right. Not about being responsible for Roy's healing—that's on him. But about owing him the best help we can give. Let me talk to Tim and Jason. We'll figure something out."
After Will hangs up, he sits in the quiet kitchen with Jim and Oliver, all three of them staring at the scattered pills on the floor—tiny white reminders of how fragile their family's peace really is.
Chapter 5: Reaching Out
Twenty minutes after Will's call, Dick Grayson is standing in the kitchen of the Central City apartment he shares with Tim and Jason, holding his phone and trying to figure out how to approach the most complicated conversation of the day.
Tim looks up from his laptop. "That was Will Harper. What's going on?"
"Roy's having a breakdown. The original Roy. He's refusing medication, talking about feeling like the spare part, and Will thinks he might be suicidal."
Jason emerges from his room, already dressed for the day despite it being barely ten AM. "Suicidal how?"
"The way someone gets when they come back from the dead and find out everyone moved on without them," Dick says carefully.
Jason goes very still. "Ah."
"Oliver Queen is calling Bruce to ask if you might be willing to talk to Roy. As someone who's been through similar experiences."
"Similar how?" Jason's voice is dangerously quiet.
Tim closes his laptop, recognizing the signs of Jason's emotional walls going up. "Jason, you don't have to—"
"Similar how?" Jason repeats, and this time there's an edge to his voice that makes both Dick and Tim pay attention.
Dick takes a breath. "Roy Harper was captured eight years ago. Cadmus kept him in a coma, used him for genetic experiments, created clones of him. While he was unconscious, his clones lived his life. Joined the Team, had his relationships, became part of his family. When he woke up six months ago, he found that everyone had moved on with versions of him that were easier to love."
Jason stares at Dick for a long moment. "Jesus."
"The clones call him brother. His adoptive father treats them all as sons. The Team members who were his friends are now friends with the clones instead. And Roy... Roy feels like he's been replaced by better versions of himself."
"Has he?" Jason asks bluntly.
"What?"
"Has he been replaced by better versions? Are the clones easier to love? More stable? Less damaged?"
Dick and Tim exchange glances. It's a fair question, and a brutal one.
"The clones didn't go through eight years of unauthorized medical experimentation," Tim says carefully. "They don't have the trauma, the paranoia, the trust issues. They're... less complicated."
"So yes," Jason says flatly. "He has been replaced by better versions."
"Jason—"
"No, it's fine. I get it. Kid wakes up from eight years of being used as a lab rat and finds out that everyone prefers the shiny new models to the original. Can't imagine why he'd have trust issues."
Dick rubs his temples. "Will you talk to him?"
"What makes you think I'm qualified to help someone with abandonment issues?"
"Because you came back from the dead and found that Bruce had replaced you with Tim. Because you know what it's like to feel like everyone preferred the replacement to the original. Because you've been where Roy is now and you found a way through it."
Jason laughs, and the sound is bitter. "Found a way through it? Dick, I tried to kill Tim. I went completely off the rails. I became everything Bruce was afraid I would become. That's not finding a way through—that's proving everyone right about preferring the replacement."
"But you didn't stay there," Tim says quietly. "You found your way back to us. You're part of the family now."
"Am I? Or am I the unstable member everyone tolerates because they feel guilty about how I died?"
The silence that follows is heavy and uncomfortable. Tim and Dick exchange another glance, both of them recognizing that Jason's question hits closer to home than they'd like to admit.
"Jason," Dick says finally, "you're not just tolerated. You're loved. Complicated, difficult, sometimes impossible to deal with, but loved."
"Right." Jason's voice is flat. "Just like Roy Harper will be loved if he just gets his shit together and stops being such a pain in the ass."
"That's not what I meant—"
"Isn't it? Look, Dick, I get what you're trying to do. Roy Harper is having a breakdown because he feels replaced and abandoned, and you think talking to someone who's been through similar trauma will help. But here's the thing—I'm not a success story. I'm not proof that you can come back from being replaced and find your place in the family again. I'm proof that sometimes the replacement really is better than the original."
Tim stands up abruptly. "That's not true."
"Isn't it? You're a better Robin than I ever was. You're smarter, more stable, less likely to get yourself killed. You don't have the anger issues, the trust issues, the tendency to solve problems with violence. If Bruce could go back and choose, do you really think he'd pick the kid who died because he was too reckless and angry to follow orders?"
"Jason, stop—"
"I'm not saying this to hurt you, Tim. I'm saying it because it's true. And if I'm going to talk to Roy Harper, I need to be honest about what that conversation is going to look like. I can't tell him that everything works out in the end because for some of us, it doesn't. Some of us stay broken. Some of us never quite find our place again."
Dick moves closer to Jason, his expression serious. "Is that really what you think? That you're broken? That you don't belong?"
Jason meets his eyes, and for a moment, his usual walls come down. "I think I'm different than I was before I died. I think that difference makes me harder to love. And I think that sometimes, the people who love me wish I was still the version of myself that died when I was fifteen."
"Jason—"
"But," Jason continues, "I also think that's okay. I think being broken doesn't mean being worthless. I think being harder to love doesn't mean being unlovable. And I think that maybe Roy Harper needs to hear that from someone who's not going to lie to him about how hard it is."
Tim's eyes are bright with unshed tears. "You're not harder to love, Jason. You're just... different. And different isn't bad."
Jason's expression softens slightly. "Thanks, Tim. But we both know that different is often harder, especially when people remember what you used to be like."
Dick pulls out his phone. "So you'll talk to him?"
"I'll talk to him. But I'm not going to lie to him about how difficult it is to find your place when everyone's moved on without you. I'm not going to pretend that love is enough to fix everything, or that family always finds a way to work things out."
"What are you going to tell him?"
Jason thinks for a moment. "I'm going to tell him that being replaced doesn't mean being worthless. That feeling like the damaged original doesn't mean he's wrong to exist. That sometimes the best thing you can do is stop trying to compete with the better versions of yourself and start figuring out who you are now."
"And if he asks about us? About whether we're happy, whether the family dynamic works?"
Jason's smile is sad but genuine. "I'll tell him the truth. That it's complicated, that it's hard, that some days are better than others. But that complicated and hard doesn't mean impossible. And that even if he never gets back to who he was before, he might find something worth being in who he is now."
Dick nods and dials Bruce's number. When Bruce answers, Dick can hear the concern in his voice.
"Dick? Oliver just called me. He says Roy Harper is in crisis and needs help."
"Jason's willing to talk to him," Dick says. "Not as a therapist, not as someone who's going to fix everything. But as someone who understands what it's like to come back from the dead and find that everyone moved on without you."
"Is Jason sure about this? It's not going to be an easy conversation."
Dick looks at Jason, who nods firmly. "He's sure. Bruce... Jason's right that he's not a success story in the traditional sense. But maybe that's exactly what Roy needs to hear."
"What do you mean?"
"Roy doesn't need to be told that everything will work out perfectly. He needs to be told that even if it doesn't, even if he stays complicated and difficult and hard to love, he's still worth loving. He needs to hear that from someone who's lived it."
Bruce is quiet for a long moment. "I'll call Oliver back. We'll set something up for tomorrow—somewhere neutral, somewhere Roy feels safe."
After Dick hangs up, the three of them sit in the quiet kitchen, each lost in their own thoughts about family and belonging and what it means to love someone who's been fundamentally changed by trauma.
"You know," Tim says finally, "for what it's worth, I don't think I'm a better Robin than you were. I think I'm a different Robin. And I think that maybe that's enough."
Jason's smile is small but real. "Thanks, Tim. Maybe tomorrow I can convince Roy Harper that being different is enough too."
"And if you can't?"
"Then at least he'll know he's not alone in feeling like the damaged original."
Outside, Star City moves through its afternoon routines, unaware that tomorrow will bring a conversation between two people who understand better than most what it means to come back from the dead and find that the world didn't wait for them to return.
The Weight of Being Replaced
Roy Harper sat cross-legged on the Persian rug in what had once been his bedroom at Queen Manor, methodically checking each arrow in his quiver for the third time that hour. His movements were precise, almost ritualistic—shaft integrity, fletching alignment, broadhead sharpness. Everything had to be perfect. Everything had to be controlled, because control was the only thing keeping the screaming thoughts at bay.
The bedroom door opened without a knock, which should have triggered his fight-or-flight response. Instead, Roy just glanced up to see Jason Todd swagger in like he owned the place.
"Nice digs," Jason commented, taking in the renovated space. New furniture, new paint, new everything—all chosen by Oliver's team of therapists and interior designers to create a "calming environment conducive to healing." Roy had wanted to burn it all the first week. "Very... therapeutic."
"Oliver had it redone," Roy said, returning to his arrows. "Twice. Apparently the first color scheme was 'potentially triggering to victims of prolonged captivity.'" His voice carried a mocking lilt that didn't quite hide the edge underneath.
Jason dropped into the oversized armchair—also therapeutically chosen, no doubt. "Let me guess. Team of shrinks told him beige was soothing?"
"Sage green, actually. With lavender accents." Roy's laugh had a brittle quality. "Dr. Martinez thinks it promotes emotional stability. Dr. Chen preferred blue. They compromised."
"Jesus." Jason stretched out, and Roy noticed he'd definitely put on weight since the last time they'd crossed paths. Clean living suited him, apparently. "How many doctors does one guy need?"
"Seven, currently. Psychiatrist, psychologist, trauma specialist, neurologist, nutritionist, physical therapist, and something called a 'reintegration counselor.'" Roy rattled off the list like he was reading from a grocery receipt. "Oliver hired the best money could buy. They take turns checking on me every few hours, comparing notes, adjusting treatment plans."
"Sounds exhausting."
"It is." Roy set down the arrow he'd been examining and really looked at Jason for the first time. "But you didn't come here to discuss my medical team."
"No, I didn't." Jason's voice lost its casual tone. "I came because Oliver called Bruce, and Will called Dick. Both of them ganged up on me, said you were 'struggling with reintegration' and that maybe someone who'd been through something similar could help."
Roy's hand stilled on his quiver. "And you volunteered?"
"Hell no. They volunteered me. But I figured, what the hell. We both know what it's like to come back to a world that moved on without us."
The room fell quiet except for the distant sound of Oliver's voice downstairs—probably coordinating with yet another specialist about Roy's care. The man had barely left the manor since Roy's return, transforming himself into a full-time caretaker and coordinator of Roy's recovery.
"He's trying so hard," Roy said suddenly, his voice barely above a whisper. "Every day, Jason. Every single day, he asks what I need, what I want, how he can make it better. He rearranged his entire life around my treatment schedule. Canceled JLA meetings, postponed missions, hired a management company to run Queen Industries because he won't leave me alone for more than a few hours."
"Sounds like he cares."
"Sounds like guilt." Roy's fingers tightened around an arrow shaft. "Eight years, Jason. Eight years of my life stolen, and he never knew. Never even suspected. Do you know what that does to your head? Knowing that someone can wear your face, live your life, and the person who's supposed to know you better than anyone doesn't notice?"
Jason leaned forward, elbows on his knees. "Yeah, actually, I do. Bruce replaced me too, remember? Brought in Tim, gave him my colors, my bike, my room. Difference is, Bruce knew I was dead. Oliver thought you were alive."
"Were you?" Roy's voice was sharp, clinical. "Were you really dead, or just missing? Because I've been thinking about that a lot lately. About the difference between death and disappearance. About whether it's worse to be mourned or replaced."
Jason studied him carefully. There was something unsettling in Roy's eyes—a hypervigilance that went beyond normal wariness. Like he was constantly calculating threat levels, escape routes, contingency plans.
"You're different," Jason said. "Not just angry. Different."
"Eight years in a lab will do that." Roy's smile was sharp-edged. "They didn't just clone my body, Jason. They studied me. Tested my reflexes, my pain tolerance, my breaking point. Over and over and over. You learn things about yourself in that kind of environment. About what you're capable of. About what other people are capable of."
"Roy—"
"I killed seventeen people getting out of Cadmus." Roy's voice was matter-of-fact, conversational. "Guards, scientists, administrators. I remember each face, each name. Dr. Serling had three kids and a mortgage. Guard Thompson was two weeks from retirement. I slit his throat with a broken test tube." He looked up at Jason with eyes that were too bright, too focused. "Does that shock you?"
Jason kept his expression neutral. "Should it?"
"Most people think it should. The doctors certainly do. They keep asking about guilt, about remorse, about post-traumatic stress responses to 'necessary violence.'" Roy air-quoted with his free hand. "They don't understand that I'm not traumatized by killing them. I'm traumatized by how easy it was. How good it felt."
"And Oliver?"
"Oliver doesn't know. I haven't told him about the bodies, about what I had to do to get free. His team of specialists think I escaped during a 'facility security breach.' Clean, bloodless, accidental." Roy's laugh was soft and dangerous. "He's trying so hard to fix me, Jason. Bringing me back to who I was before. But that person is dead. Has been for eight years."
Jason was quiet for a long moment, processing. This wasn't just trauma or anger—this was something deeper, more fundamental. Roy Harper had been broken down and rebuilt, and the person who'd emerged was sharp-edged and potentially dangerous.
"So what do you want?" Jason asked finally.
"I want Oliver to stop treating me like I'm made of glass. Stop hovering, stop managing my every breath, stop trying to resurrect a son who doesn't exist anymore." Roy set the arrow aside and looked directly at Jason. "I want him to see who I actually am now, not who he remembers or who he wants me to be."
"And if he doesn't like what he sees?"
Roy's smile was all teeth. "Then at least we'll both know where we stand."
Jason nodded slowly. "You know, you might be onto something there. All this therapy and careful handling—maybe what you need isn't to be fixed. Maybe you need to be accepted."
"Exactly." Roy began placing his arrows back in the quiver with the same methodical precision. "I've been thinking about having a conversation with dear old dad. A real one. No doctors, no careful therapeutic language, no walking on eggshells. Just truth."
"That could go badly."
"It could go worse if I keep pretending to be someone I'm not." Roy stood, slinging the quiver over his shoulder. "Besides, Jason—what's the worst that could happen? He rejects me? Throws me out? At least then I'd know. And I've survived worse."
Jason rose as well, studying Roy with new understanding. "You're not looking for forgiveness."
"No. I'm looking for recognition." Roy moved toward the window, gazing down at the manor's perfectly manicured grounds. "Oliver Queen lost a son eight years ago. He's been trying to get that boy back ever since, first through clones, now through therapy. But that boy is gone, Jason. What came back is something else entirely."
"Something dangerous?"
Roy turned back with that sharp smile. "Something honest. And sometimes, that's the most dangerous thing of all."
From downstairs came the sound of Oliver's voice, warm and concerned, probably coordinating tomorrow's therapy schedule. Roy's expression softened just slightly.
"He does love me," Roy said quietly. "In his way. But love isn't always enough, is it? Sometimes acceptance matters more."
Jason headed for the door, pausing at the threshold. "For what it's worth, Harper? I think you're right. Maybe it's time Oliver met the real Roy Harper, not the ghost he's been trying to resurrect."
"Maybe it is," Roy agreed, fingers unconsciously checking his bow string. "Maybe it's time for both of us to stop pretending this can go back to the way it was."
After Jason left, Roy remained by the window, watching shadows lengthen across the grounds. Somewhere in the house, Oliver was coordinating care, managing schedules, trying desperately to heal a wound that might not want to be healed.
Tomorrow, Roy decided, they would have that conversation. No doctors, no intermediaries, no careful therapeutic framework. Just a father and son, meeting each other as strangers for the first time in eight years.
It might destroy them both. But at least it would be honest.
Three of a Kind
Roy Harper had never imagined that the sound of his own voice coming from someone else's mouth could be comforting instead of horrifying. But as he lay face-down on the living room carpet, Will's hands working methodically along his spine, he found himself relaxing for the first time in weeks.
"Little higher," Roy mumbled into the Persian rug. "Right between the shoulder blades."
Will's fingers found the exact spot without hesitation—because of course they did. Same body, same pressure points, same chronic tension from years of archery training. The knowledge should have been unsettling. Instead, it was oddly reassuring.
"There?" Will pressed down, and Roy felt something pop back into place.
"Perfect." Roy's voice was muffled by the carpet, but the relief was evident. "How did you—never mind. Stupid question."
From the couch, Jim snorted. "We've all got the same knot in the same place. Occupational hazard of our particular skill set." He gestured vaguely with the TV remote. "Will's just better at the whole massage thing. I usually just stretch it out."
"That's because you have the patience of a hyperactive five-year-old," Will replied, continuing to work on Roy's back. "Proper muscle therapy takes time."
"Says the guy who once tried to speedrun physical therapy after dislocating his shoulder."
"That was different. I had a mission—"
"You had a date with Jade."
Roy found himself smiling into the carpet despite himself. The easy banter between his... what were they exactly? Clones felt too clinical. Copies too impersonal. Brothers, maybe, though that came with its own complicated implications.
"You two always like this?" Roy asked.
"Worse, usually," Jim said, clicking through channels with the methodical thoroughness of someone who had nowhere else to be. "Wait until you see us argue about whose turn it is to take out the trash."
"We don't argue. You just conveniently develop selective hearing whenever—"
"Oliver's coming," Roy interrupted, hearing footsteps in the hallway. Both Will and Jim immediately straightened, their casual demeanor shifting into something more formal. It was a reflex Roy recognized—the automatic response to authority that came from years of trying to please a mentor.
Oliver appeared in the doorway, taking in the scene with the careful observation that had become his default mode since Roy's return. His eyes catalogued everything: Roy's relaxed posture, Will's positioning, Jim's casual presence on the couch.
"How are you feeling?" Oliver asked, his voice carrying that particular tone that meant he was running through mental checklists of Roy's emotional and physical state.
"Better," Roy said, pushing himself up to sitting. "Will's got magic hands."
"Physical therapy training," Will explained quickly, as if he needed to justify his actions. "Standard muscle tension relief techniques."
Oliver nodded approvingly. "That's good. Dr. Martinez mentioned that muscle tension could be contributing to your sleep difficulties. I can arrange for a professional massage therapist if—"
"I'm fine," Roy cut him off, perhaps more sharply than necessary. "Will knows what he's doing."
An awkward silence fell over the room. Oliver's face showed that particular expression of someone trying very hard not to say the wrong thing, while Will and Jim both looked like they wanted to disappear into the furniture.
"Of course," Oliver said finally. "I'll... let you get back to relaxing. Dinner will be ready in an hour."
After he left, the tension in the room was palpable. Roy slumped back against the couch, suddenly exhausted by the careful choreography that every interaction with Oliver required.
"He means well," Jim said quietly.
"I know." Roy rubbed his face with both hands. "That's what makes it so frustrating. He's trying so hard to take care of me that I feel like I'm suffocating."
"He did the same thing with us," Will admitted. "When we first... when we first realized what we were. He was so guilty about not knowing we weren't you that he overcompensated. Therapy, check-ins, constant monitoring to make sure we were 'adjusting well to our identities.'"
"How long did it take him to back off?"
Will and Jim exchanged a look. "He hasn't, really," Jim said. "It's just different now. Less intense, maybe, but he still checks in constantly. Still arranges our lives around his need to make sure we're okay."
Roy groaned. "So I'm looking at years of this?"
"Maybe not," Will said thoughtfully. "You're different from us. You're the original. You have more... legitimacy, I guess. More right to push back."
"Plus, you're actually traumatized," Jim added with characteristic bluntness. "We were just confused about our identities. You went through actual hell. Even Oliver has to respect that."
Roy looked at both of them—his face, his body, his mannerisms reflected back at him in stereo. It should have been disturbing. Instead, he found it oddly comforting. They understood things about him that no one else could, simply by virtue of sharing his physical existence.
"Can I ask you something?" Roy said. "Do you ever resent me? For being the 'real' one?"
Will stopped working on his back, considering the question seriously. "Sometimes," he said finally. "Not resent, exactly, but... wonder. Wonder what it would be like to have that certainty of identity. To never question whether your memories are real or implanted, whether your personality is genuine or programmed."
"But then I remember that you spent eight years in a lab being experimented on," Jim added, "and I figure we probably got the better deal. Confused identity beats torture."
Roy was quiet for a moment, processing that. "For what it's worth, I'm glad you're here. Both of you. I thought I'd hate you, seeing my face, my life, my father figure treating you like sons. But you're not me, are you? You're... yourselves. Even with my DNA, my training, my memories—you're different people."
"Different how?" Will asked, genuinely curious.
Roy gestured at the room around them. "I never would have learned massage therapy. Too impatient. And Jim—" He looked at the other man, who was still methodically channel-surfing. "I would have given up on finding something to watch twenty minutes ago."
"Persistence is a virtue," Jim said primly.
"Stubbornness is a character flaw."
"Potato, potahto."
Will laughed, and the sound was so familiar and yet so distinctly not-Roy that it made something settle in Roy's chest. These weren't his replacements, he realized. They were their own people who happened to share his genetics. And somehow, that made all the difference.
"So," Roy said, settling back into a more comfortable position, "what's the deal with dinner? Because if Oliver's cooking, we might want to order backup pizza."
"Oliver doesn't cook anymore," Jim said. "He hired a chef. Professional meal planning for optimal nutrition and recovery."
"Of course he did." Roy shook his head. "Let me guess—everything's bland and healthy and carefully calculated for my psychological wellbeing."
"Actually, it's not bad," Will said. "Chef Martinez has a pretty good handle on comfort food. Though she does tend to... over-serve."
"Over-serve?"
"She thinks we're all too skinny," Jim explained. "Something about 'young men needing proper nutrition to maintain muscle mass.' Oliver may have mentioned that you lost weight during your captivity."
Roy snorted. "So now I'm being fattened up like a Christmas goose?"
"We all are," Will said. "Solidarity in forced feeding."
"Great. Just what I needed—performance eating." But Roy found he was smiling as he said it. There was something absurdly normal about complaining about being overfed, something that felt like regular family dysfunction instead of careful therapeutic management.
"Could be worse," Jim pointed out. "Remember the first month after Oliver found out about us? Everything was organic, locally sourced, and 'mindfully prepared.' I think I had more kale than actual food."
"The quinoa phase was worse," Will added with a shudder.
Roy looked between them, these two men who shared his face but not his experiences, who had lived his life but weren't him. Six months ago, the idea would have driven him deeper into paranoid rage. Now, it just felt like family in the strangest possible way.
"You know what?" Roy said, settling back against the couch. "I think I'm okay with the over-serving. Could probably use the weight anyway."
"Good," Will said, returning to working on his shoulders. "Because Chef Martinez takes it personally if you don't clean your plate."
"And Oliver keeps track," Jim added. "He's got charts."
"Of course he does." Roy closed his eyes, letting Will's familiar-but-not hands work out the knots in his neck. "Of course he has charts."
But for once, the knowledge didn't make him want to scream or break something. It just made him feel tired in a way that wasn't entirely unpleasant—the exhaustion of being cared for, even when that care was overwhelming.
Maybe, Roy thought as he drifted in the space between waking and dozing, this was what recovery looked like. Not going back to who he was before, but learning to be comfortable with who he was now. Even if that person came with two unexpected brothers and a father figure who tracked his nutritional intake on spreadsheets.
It wasn't the life he'd planned, but it was his life. And for the first time since his return, that felt like enough.
Holding On
The panic attack hit Roy without warning in the middle of Oliver's study, triggered by nothing more than the sight of an old photograph on the desk—himself at sixteen, grinning beside Oliver after his first successful solo mission. The boy in the picture looked so young, so unmarked by the world's cruelties, that Roy felt something crack inside his chest.
One moment he was standing normally, the next he was hyperventilating, his vision tunneling as his newly-healed mind tried to process the disconnect between who he'd been and who he'd become. The walls felt like they were closing in, and he could hear his own heartbeat thundering in his ears.
Then Oliver was there, moving faster than Roy had seen him move in years, crossing the room in three quick strides. Without hesitation, without asking permission, Oliver pulled Roy against his chest in a bear hug that was more restraint than comfort.
Roy's face pressed against Oliver's shoulder, and he could feel the solid muscle beneath the expensive button-down shirt. His mentor had always been fit, but this was different—more defined, more deliberate. The kind of physique that came from channeling anxiety and guilt into punishing workout routines.
By contrast, Roy's own body felt soft and unfamiliar against Oliver's frame. Months of careful recovery and Chef Martinez's determined feeding had added padding to his previously gaunt form. Where Oliver was all sharp angles and controlled strength, Roy had developed the kind of comfortable weight that came from actually eating regular meals and sleeping through the night.
The difference was stark enough to make Roy acutely self-conscious, even in the middle of a panic attack. He could feel his stomach pressing against Oliver's abs, the give of his flesh against the unyielding wall of his mentor's torso.
"I can't—" Roy gasped, his words muffled against Oliver's shirt. "I can't breathe."
"Yes, you can," Oliver said firmly, his arms tightening rather than loosening. "You're safe. You're here. You're real."
Roy tried to pull back, but Oliver's grip was implacable. It should have made the panic worse, being trapped, being held against his will. Instead, something about the solid warmth of Oliver's body began to ground him, giving him something concrete to focus on besides the spinning chaos in his head.
"The facial hair," Roy mumbled desperately, trying to find something normal to say, something that would break through the suffocating weight of the moment. "It's... it tickles."
Oliver's response was immediate and emphatic. "I'll shave it off. Right now. Today. Whatever makes you more comfortable."
The offer was so quintessentially Oliver—so perfectly representative of his desperate need to fix everything, to accommodate every possible discomfort—that Roy almost laughed despite himself.
"You don't have to—"
"I want to," Oliver interrupted, and Roy could hear the sincerity in his voice. "If it bothers you, if it makes you uncomfortable, it's gone. I should have asked. I should have thought about how changes might affect you."
Roy pressed his forehead against Oliver's collarbone, feeling the steady rhythm of his mentor's breathing. The panic was starting to recede, leaving behind a bone-deep exhaustion that made him grateful for Oliver's supporting arms.
"It doesn't bother me," Roy said quietly. "It's just... different. Everything's different."
"I know." Oliver's voice was rough with emotion. "I know, and I'm sorry. I'm so damn sorry, Roy."
They stood like that for a long moment, Roy's soft form pressed against Oliver's unyielding strength, both of them breathing carefully in the quiet study. The photograph that had triggered the episode sat forgotten on the desk, a reminder of simpler times when their relationship had been straightforward mentor and student instead of this complicated dance of guilt and recovery.
"You're holding me like I might disappear," Roy observed, his voice muffled against Oliver's shirt.
"Because you might," Oliver admitted. "Not physically, but... you're so angry with me, Roy. So hurt. And you have every right to be. I failed you in the worst possible way."
Roy was quiet for a moment, processing the raw honesty in Oliver's voice. The old Roy—the one from the photograph—would have reassured him, would have made it easier. This Roy had learned that sometimes the truth was more important than comfort.
"Yeah," he said simply. "You did."
Oliver's arms tightened fractionally, but he didn't argue or try to justify himself. He just held on, as if his grip alone could keep Roy from slipping away again.
"I've been working out," Oliver said suddenly, apparently needing to fill the silence. "Since you came back. Since I found out what happened. I needed... I needed to do something with all the anger and guilt. Hitting things seemed safer than the alternatives."
Roy almost smiled at that. "I noticed. You're more ripped than you were when I was a teenager."
"Is that... weird? Uncomfortable?"
"Everything's weird and uncomfortable, Oliver. That's just background noise at this point." Roy shifted slightly, acutely aware of how his softer body felt against Oliver's hardened frame. "Besides, I'm not exactly the same either. Chef Martinez has been waging a one-woman war against my metabolism."
"You needed the weight," Oliver said fiercely. "You were too thin when you came back. Too fragile."
"I'm not fragile."
"No," Oliver agreed. "You're not. You're stronger than I ever was at your age. Stronger than I am now. But that doesn't mean you don't deserve to be taken care of."
Roy felt something shift in his chest—not the panic from before, but something warmer and more complicated. This was the Oliver he remembered from his childhood, the one who'd seen potential in a angry street kid and decided to nurture it instead of punish it.
"The goatee really doesn't bother me," Roy said after a moment. "I was just... trying to say something normal. Something that wasn't about trauma or recovery or how badly we've both screwed this up."
Oliver's laugh was shaky with relief. "We have screwed this up pretty badly, haven't we?"
"Spectacularly," Roy agreed. "But maybe that's okay. Maybe we're not supposed to go back to the way things were. Maybe we're supposed to figure out something new."
"I'd like that," Oliver said softly. "I'd like to figure out how to be your father without trying to erase the last eight years. How to take care of you without smothering you. How to earn your forgiveness without expecting it."
Roy pulled back just enough to look up at Oliver's face. His mentor's eyes were bright with unshed tears, and the goatee did indeed frame his expression in a way that was both familiar and strange.
"The facial hair actually looks good on you," Roy said. "Makes you look distinguished. Probably drives the ladies wild."
Oliver's smile was watery but genuine. "I wouldn't know. I haven't exactly been socializing much lately."
"Too busy coordinating my care team?"
"Too busy trying to figure out how to be the father you deserved all along."
Roy felt his throat tighten with emotion. "Oliver..."
"I know I can't undo what happened. I know I can't give you back those eight years. But I want to do right by you now, Roy. I want to be the man you thought I was when you were sixteen."
Roy studied his mentor's face—older now, marked by guilt and sleepless nights, but still fundamentally the same person who'd taken in a angry kid and shown him how to channel rage into purpose.
"I never thought you were perfect," Roy said finally. "I thought you were trying. And that was enough."
"Is it still enough?"
Roy considered the question seriously. Oliver was still holding him, still providing that solid anchor point in a world that often felt unmoored. The panic attack had passed, but Roy found he didn't want to step away yet. Despite everything—despite the years of absence, the failed recognition, the overwhelming guilt—this still felt like safety.
"Yeah," Roy said quietly. "It's still enough. As long as you keep trying."
Oliver's arms tightened around him again, and Roy let himself sink into the embrace. He was softer now, in body and spirit, than he'd been before his captivity. Oliver was harder, more desperate, carved into sharp edges by guilt and determination. But somehow, they still fit together.
"I'll keep trying," Oliver promised. "For as long as you'll let me."
Roy closed his eyes and let himself be held, let himself be anchored by Oliver's familiar strength. The photograph on the desk showed who they used to be, but this moment—imperfect and complicated and real—was who they were now.
And maybe, Roy thought as he felt Oliver's heartbeat steady against his chest, that was enough to build on.
Safe Harbor
The morning sun filtered through the Central City apartment's windows as Bruce stood in the kitchen, watching Alfred prepare breakfast with the same meticulous care he'd shown for decades—except now his movements held a fluid grace that spoke of enhanced reflexes and renewed strength.
"They're still asleep," Alfred observed without looking up from the eggs he was scrambling. "Master Tim was up until three reviewing architectural plans for the new Central City Library expansion. Master Jason has been reading until dawn—apparently Central City's used bookstores have quite the collection of first editions."
Bruce nodded, studying the quiet hallway that led to his sons' rooms. Three weeks since his last visit, and he could already see the changes. Dick had gained weight—good weight, the kind that came from regular meals and adequate sleep rather than surviving on protein bars between patrol shifts. Jason's perpetual tension had eased into something approaching relaxation. Tim no longer had the hollow-eyed intensity that had worried Bruce for years.
"And Damian?"
"Has been teaching art classes at the local community center," Alfred replied with what might have been pride. "Apparently his technique is 'unconventional but inspired,' according to the instructor."
The sound of footsteps made them both turn. Dick appeared in the doorway, hair mussed from sleep, wearing civilian clothes that actually looked lived-in rather than hastily thrown on between missions.
"Bruce?" Dick's eyes widened in surprise, then softened into genuine pleasure. "You're early."
"Wanted to surprise you," Bruce said, accepting the hug Dick offered. No enhanced strength here, no artificial compulsions—just his eldest son, healthy and whole and present in a way he hadn't been in years.
"How long can you stay?" Dick asked, already moving to help Alfred with breakfast preparations.
"The weekend. The Eights have Gotham well in hand."
Dick's expression flickered slightly at the mention of their replacements, but he recovered quickly. "That's good. I mean, that's what we wanted, right? The city protected?"
Before Bruce could answer, Jason emerged from his room, a book tucked under his arm and an expression of mock annoyance on his face. "Do you people have any idea how thin these walls are? Some of us are trying to sleep."
"It's nearly ten o'clock, Master Jason," Alfred pointed out mildly.
"Exactly. Barely dawn by Gotham standards." Jason's complaint lost its bite when he noticed Bruce. "Oh. Hey, old man. Looking good—the whole artificially enhanced thing really works for you."
There was no resentment in Jason's voice, just the familiar snark that had always been his defense mechanism. But Bruce could see the genuine contentment underneath it, the way Jason's shoulders had lost the perpetual defensive hunch he'd carried since his resurrection.
Tim appeared next, laptop already in hand, followed by Damian who moved with the same lethal grace he'd always possessed but seemed somehow more settled.
"Father," Damian acknowledged with a slight nod. "Your timing is impeccable. I was hoping to discuss the community center's funding issues with you."
"Community center?" Bruce raised an eyebrow.
"Damian's been volunteering there," Tim explained, settling at the kitchen table. "Teaching kids how to paint. Apparently he's got a waiting list."
"They lack proper instruction," Damian said with characteristic bluntness. "Their previous teacher allowed them to believe that finger painting was an acceptable substitute for developing actual technique."
Bruce found himself smiling—a real smile, not the careful mask he wore in Gotham. "And you're fixing that?"
"Obviously."
Breakfast proceeded with an ease that Bruce hadn't experienced in years. No urgent calls from Oracle, no crime reports demanding immediate attention, no tension about who would take which patrol route. Just his family, together, safe.
"So," Jason said eventually, leaning back in his chair with the satisfied air of someone who'd actually eaten a full meal, "how are the wonder-kids doing? Still maintaining that perfect crime-fighting record?"
Bruce's expression grew thoughtful. "They're effective. More effective than we ever were, honestly. Response times are excellent, coordination is flawless, and they never hesitate or second-guess themselves."
"Sounds perfect," Tim said, though something in his tone suggested he found that perfection slightly unsettling.
"It is," Bruce agreed. "And that's the problem."
Dick looked up sharply. "What do you mean?"
Bruce was quiet for a moment, choosing his words carefully. "They don't question anything. They see a crime, they stop it, they move on to the next one. There's no... investigation, no curiosity about root causes, no attempt to understand the bigger picture."
"Because they don't need to," Damian pointed out. "They were designed to fight crime, not solve social problems."
"Exactly." Bruce met his youngest son's eyes. "They're everything I thought I wanted—perfect soldiers who would keep Gotham safe without putting my family at risk. But they're not... they're not you ."
The kitchen fell silent. Alfred continued cleaning dishes with mechanical precision, but Bruce could tell he was listening intently.
"You miss us," Tim said finally, and it wasn't quite a question.
"Every day," Bruce admitted. "I watch them work, and they're flawless, but they're not Dick talking a jumper down from a ledge with patience and genuine compassion. They're not Tim seeing patterns that lead to preventing crimes before they happen. They're not Jason understanding the desperation that drives people to make bad choices. They're not Damian finding ways to help that go beyond just stopping the immediate threat."
"But we're safe," Jason said quietly. "That was the point, right? Keep us alive and out of harm's way?"
"Yes. And I don't regret that choice." Bruce's voice was firm. "Seeing you all like this—healthy, pursuing interests beyond vigilante work, building actual lives—it's everything I hoped for."
"Even if it means Gotham gets less nuanced protection?" Dick asked.
Bruce considered this. "The Eights keep people from dying. They stop crimes, they save lives, they maintain order. That's not nothing—that's everything, really. But what you all brought to the work... the humanity, the understanding, the ability to see people as more than just criminals or victims... that's irreplaceable."
"So you're saying we were better at the job than your perfect replacements?" Jason asked with a grin.
"I'm saying you were different. And that difference mattered." Bruce paused. "But your lives matter more."
Damian nodded slowly. "An acceptable trade-off."
"Is it?" Tim asked. "I mean, are we okay with being... retired? Permanently?"
The question hung in the air. Bruce watched his sons' faces, seeing the complex mix of emotions there—relief, loss, uncertainty, acceptance.
"I wake up every morning without checking crime statistics first," Dick said eventually. "I haven't had a nightmare about losing someone in weeks. I'm actually reading books for pleasure instead of case files."
"I'm not angry all the time," Jason added quietly. "Didn't realize how much of that was just... exhaustion from the constant fighting until it stopped."
"I sleep eight hours a night now," Tim said with something approaching wonder. "And I'm working on projects that interest me instead of just crisis management."
"And you, Damian?" Bruce asked.
His youngest son was quiet for a long moment. "I am learning that there are ways to make a difference that do not require violence. The children I teach... they will grow up with skills and confidence they would not have had otherwise. It is a different kind of legacy."
Bruce felt something ease in his chest—a tension he'd been carrying for so long he'd forgotten it was there. "So you're okay? Really okay?"
"We're okay, Bruce," Dick said softly. "It's different, and sometimes it's hard, but we're okay."
Alfred set down his dish towel and turned to face them. "If I may observe, Master Bruce, you appear to be experiencing some regret about your decision."
"Not regret," Bruce said carefully. "But... adjustment. I spent so many years afraid of losing them that I didn't fully consider what it would mean to step back and let them have normal lives."
"Boring lives, you mean," Jason said with a grin.
"Safe lives," Bruce corrected. "Lives where the biggest worry is whether the community center gets its funding, not whether someone will come home from patrol."
"Worth it?" Tim asked.
Bruce looked around the table at his sons—alive, healthy, present, his —and felt the familiar fierce protectiveness rise in his chest. But this time, it was satisfied rather than anxious. They were safe. They were home. They were together.
"Every day," he said simply. "Every single day."
Outside, Central City hummed with its characteristic optimism, and in Gotham, the Eights maintained their perfect vigil. For the first time in years, Bruce Wayne could truly rest easy knowing that the people he loved most were exactly where they belonged—safe, and finally free to just be his sons.
Space Invader
The Central City mansion had forty-three rooms, seventeen bathrooms, six sitting areas, three libraries, two game rooms, and a solarium that could comfortably seat twenty people. Despite this abundance of space, Jason Todd had an uncanny ability to zero in on whatever spot Damian Wayne had claimed as his own.
Damian had discovered the perfect reading nook on the second-floor balcony three weeks ago—a hand-carved wooden bench with silk cushions that caught the afternoon sunlight just right, positioned to overlook the mansion's elaborate gardens. It was peaceful, private, and most importantly, his . He'd been settled there for exactly twelve minutes with his copy of The Art of War when the inevitable happened.
"Oh, look what we have here," Jason's voice carried a note of theatrical surprise as he stepped onto the balcony. "My favorite little brother, hogging the best spot in the house again."
Damian didn't look up from his book. "There are forty-two other rooms in this mansion, Todd. Surely you can find adequate space elsewhere."
"But this is the good spot," Jason said, and Damian could hear the grin in his voice. "The sun's perfect, the view's amazing, and look at these cushions—they're like little clouds."
"Then you should have claimed it first."
"Or," Jason said, and Damian felt the bench shift as his older brother sat down, "I could just share."
"There is not sufficient space for—Jason, no!" Damian's protest dissolved into undignified squawking as Jason deliberately sprawled across the bench, his legs tangling with Damian's and his elbow digging into Damian's ribs.
"Plenty of space," Jason said cheerfully, making himself comfortable. "See? We both fit."
"You are taking up seventy percent of the available surface area!" Damian tried to push Jason away, but his brother was heavier and had the advantage of not caring about maintaining dignity. "Father! Dad! Jason is being deliberately obtuse!"
"I'm being cozy ," Jason corrected, and then, because he was apparently determined to be the most annoying person alive, he started tickling Damian's ribs.
"Stop that!" Damian gasped, his book falling forgotten as he dissolved into helpless laughter. "This is—this is assault!"
"This is brotherly bonding," Jason said, continuing his attack. "And you love it."
"I do not—stop—I categorically do not love—" Damian's protests were lost in another wave of laughter as Jason found the spot just below his ribs that never failed to make him completely lose his composure.
From somewhere inside the mansion, Bruce's voice called out, "Whatever you're doing, try not to break anything expensive!"
"We're fine!" Jason called back, then immediately resumed his tickling campaign. "See? Dad's not worried."
"That is because—" Damian tried to catch his breath, "—because Father has given up on—on expecting reasonable behavior from you!"
"Probably," Jason agreed cheerfully. "But that's what makes me so charming."
Damian made one last valiant attempt to escape, leveraging his smaller size to try to slip out from under Jason's arm, but his brother just adjusted his position and somehow ended up with Damian trapped against his chest, both of them lying lengthwise on the bench.
"There," Jason said with satisfaction. "Perfect fit."
"This is ridiculous," Damian muttered, but he'd stopped struggling. The fight had gone out of him somewhere between the tickling and the realization that Jason was actually quite warm, and the bench was still perfectly positioned to catch the afternoon sun.
"You could just admit you like the cuddles," Jason said softly, his voice losing its teasing edge. "It wouldn't kill you."
Damian was quiet for a long moment. The truth was, he did like it—the warmth, the security, the simple physical comfort of being held. It was something he'd never experienced with the League of Assassins, something that had taken him years to accept even from Bruce. But admitting it felt like weakness, like giving Jason ammunition for future teasing.
"I tolerate your presence," he said finally, which was as close to an admission as he was likely to get.
"I'll take it," Jason said, and Damian could hear the smile in his voice.
They lay there in comfortable silence for a while, watching the clouds drift across the Central City sky. Damian could feel Jason's breathing gradually slow and deepen as his brother relaxed, and despite himself, he found his own tension melting away.
"You know," Jason said eventually, "this is probably the most peaceful I've felt in... well, years."
Damian turned his head slightly to look at him. "Because of the location?"
"Because of the company," Jason said simply. "No patrol schedules, no emergencies, no one shooting at us. Just... this."
"Tt. You are becoming sentimental in your old age."
"I'm twenty-six, you little demon."
"Ancient by any reasonable standard."
Jason snorted with laughter, tightening his arms around Damian in a brief squeeze. "I missed this, you know. When we were always running around Gotham, there was never time for just... hanging out. Being brothers instead of soldiers."
Damian considered this. "I did not know we were capable of 'hanging out' without attempting to murder each other."
"We're learning," Jason said. "And I gotta say, retirement suits you. You're way less stabby than you used to be."
"I was never 'stabby.'"
"Damian, you once threw a knife at my head because I ate the last piece of Alfred's pie."
"That was a warning shot. If I had intended to hit you, you would be dead."
"See? Still a little stabby." Jason's voice was fond rather than critical. "But I love you anyway, you homicidal little brat."
The words hit Damian like a physical blow, not because they were harsh but because they were so casually, matter-of-factly affectionate. Jason said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world, like there had never been any doubt.
"I..." Damian started, then stopped. Expressing emotion had always been difficult for him, but something about the afternoon sun and Jason's steady presence made it feel safer. "I am... fond of you as well."
"Fond of me," Jason repeated, and Damian could hear the grin in his voice. "That's practically a love letter coming from you."
"Do not let it go to your head."
"Too late. I'm absolutely going to lord this over Dick and Tim."
Damian sighed, but it was more exasperated than truly annoyed. "You are impossible."
"Yeah, but I'm your impossible big brother. And you're stuck with me."
"Tt. I suppose there are worse fates."
"There are," Jason agreed, and his voice carried a weight of experience that reminded Damian of everything his brother had survived. "There definitely are."
They settled back into comfortable silence, Jason's arms loose around Damian's shoulders, both of them soaking up the warm afternoon sun. The mansion was quiet around them—Tim was probably in his workshop, Dick was at his physical therapy appointment, and Bruce was handling some Wayne Enterprises business. Alfred was likely in the kitchen, preparing something elaborate for dinner.
For the first time in his life, Damian felt truly safe. Not just physically safe—he'd always been capable of protecting himself—but emotionally safe. Free to be vulnerable, to accept comfort, to admit that he enjoyed his brother's company without fear of it being used against him.
"Jason?" he said quietly.
"Yeah?"
"Next time I am reading, you may... join me. If you wish."
Jason's smile was audible in his voice. "It's a deal, little brother. But I'm picking the spot next time."
"Absolutely not. Your taste in seating arrangements is abysmal."
"My taste in seating arrangements is perfect. I always end up exactly where I want to be."
Damian considered this, thinking about how Jason had somehow managed to find him in every single spot he'd claimed in the mansion over the past month. "You do this deliberately."
"Do what deliberately?"
"Seek out my location specifically. This is not accidental space invasion—this is targeted brother harassment."
Jason's laugh rumbled through his chest. "Maybe. Or maybe I just like spending time with you and you're too stubborn to admit you like spending time with me, so I have to take matters into my own hands."
"You could simply ask."
"Would you say yes?"
Damian thought about it honestly. A month ago, he would have said no out of principle. Now, wrapped in Jason's arms and feeling more relaxed than he had in years, the answer was different.
"Perhaps," he admitted.
"Perhaps," Jason repeated, sounding pleased. "I'll take those odds."
The sun was starting to sink lower in the sky, casting long shadows across the garden. Soon Alfred would call them in for dinner, and they'd join the rest of their family around the massive dining table Bruce had installed specifically for occasions when they were all together. But for now, they had this—the perfect reading spot, the warm afternoon air, and the simple pleasure of being brothers without any of the complications that had defined their relationship for so long.
"Jason?" Damian said one more time.
"Mm?"
"The next time you wish to share my space, you may simply ask. The theatrical invasion is unnecessary."
"But where's the fun in that?"
"Tt. Impossible."
"Yep. But you love me anyway."
Damian smiled, even though Jason couldn't see it. "I suppose I do."
And for once, admitting it didn't feel like weakness at all.
Central City Sunshine
The thing about Central City, Tim discovered, was that it had entirely too much sunshine.
He stood at the massive bay window of their new mansion's library, squinting at the cheerfully bright morning light that streamed across the manicured lawn. In Gotham, you could count on perpetual cloud cover to provide appropriate ambiance for brooding. Here, the sun seemed personally invested in making sure everyone had a good day.
"You're doing that thing again," Dick's voice came from behind him, warm with amusement.
"What thing?" Tim didn't turn around, instead continuing to glare suspiciously at the offensively pleasant weather.
"The thing where you stare out windows like you're planning to catalog every possible security vulnerability in a five-mile radius."
"I wasn't—" Tim paused. "Okay, maybe I was a little. But did you know this house has forty-three windows on the ground floor alone? And most of them don't even have bars."
"That's because normal houses don't need window bars, Tim. Central City isn't Gotham."
Tim finally turned around to face his older brother, who was lounging in one of the library's overstuffed armchairs with a cup of coffee and what appeared to be a romance novel. The sight was so jarringly domestic that Tim had to blink a few times to process it.
"Are you reading a book with shirtless men on the cover?"
Dick glanced down at his novel and shrugged. "Alfred said I needed a hobby that wasn't 'productive' or 'skill-building.' Apparently trashy romance novels qualify as purely recreational reading."
"Alfred is making you read romance novels?"
"Alfred is making all of us develop interests that have nothing to do with crime-fighting, detective work, or what he calls 'aggressive productivity.'" Dick held up the book, which did indeed feature a shirtless man embracing a woman in a flowing dress. "Jason's learning to knit. Damian is doing watercolor painting. And you're supposed to be..." He squinted at Tim. "What did Alfred assign you again?"
"Gardening," Tim said with the tone of someone who'd been asked to perform surgery with a spoon. "I'm supposed to be learning about 'the peaceful cultivation of growing things.'"
"And how's that going?"
"I killed a cactus, Dick. A cactus. They're literally designed to survive neglect, and I somehow managed to murder one within a week."
Dick burst out laughing, the sound echoing through the high-ceilinged library. "How do you kill a cactus?"
"I may have conducted some experiments on optimal watering schedules," Tim mumbled. "And possibly tested different soil pH levels. And installed a small monitoring system to track growth patterns."
"You turned gardening into a science experiment."
"Everything is a science experiment if you approach it correctly."
"Oh, Tim." Dick set down his book and stood up, stretching in a way that made him look relaxed and content—two things Tim couldn't remember seeing in Gotham. "Come on. Let's go find Alfred. I think you need a different hobby."
They found Alfred in the mansion's enormous kitchen, which was approximately three times the size of the one in Wayne Manor and somehow even more intimidating. The elderly butler was humming something that sounded suspiciously cheerful while arranging fresh flowers in a vase—actual flowers, from their actual garden, because apparently that was something people did in Central City.
"Master Timothy," Alfred said without looking up from his arrangement. "I trust the succulents are thriving under your careful attention?"
"About that," Dick said quickly, before Tim could launch into what was undoubtedly going to be a detailed explanation of his horticultural failures. "I think Tim might be better suited to a different recreational activity."
Alfred's eyebrows rose slightly. "I see. And what did you have in mind?"
"Something that doesn't involve keeping anything alive," Tim said. "Or building anything. Or improving anything. Or—"
"Something fun," Dick interrupted. "Something completely pointless and enjoyable."
Alfred considered this, his expression thoughtful. In the two months since Bruce's decision to relocate the family to Central City for their safety and sanity, Alfred had appointed himself as the chief architect of their new civilian lives. He approached the task with the same meticulous attention to detail he'd once applied to maintaining their vigilante operations, except now instead of weapons maintenance and medical supplies, he focused on things like "family bonding activities" and "age-appropriate recreational pursuits."
"Perhaps," Alfred said slowly, "Master Timothy would benefit from something more... social."
Tim's eyes widened in alarm. "Social?"
"Nothing too dramatic," Alfred assured him. "But you are nineteen years old, Master Timothy. In Central City, that means you should be making friends, attending social gatherings, perhaps even dating."
"Dating?" Tim's voice cracked slightly on the word.
Dick grinned. "Alfred's right. When's the last time you talked to someone your own age who wasn't related to you or trying to arrest you?"
"I talk to people my age all the time," Tim protested. "There was that barista last week, and the delivery guy, and—"
"Ordering coffee doesn't count as socializing," Dick said. "Neither does signing for packages."
"What about that young lady from the farmers market?" Alfred suggested. "The one who was so helpful when you were selecting plants for your... experiments."
Tim's cheeks flushed slightly. "Stephanie? She was just being professional. It's customer service."
"She gave you her phone number," Dick pointed out.
"She gave me the number for the plant emergency hotline!"
"Tim, there's no such thing as a plant emergency hotline."
There was a moment of silence as this information sank in. Tim's blush deepened from pink to red to something approaching purple.
"Oh," he said in a small voice.
Alfred cleared his throat delicately. "Perhaps, Master Timothy, your new hobby could be learning to recognize when young ladies are expressing romantic interest."
"I don't think that's a hobby," Tim said weakly.
"Everything's a hobby if you approach it correctly," Dick said, throwing Tim's earlier words back at him with a grin.
"This is cruel and unusual punishment."
"This is character development," Alfred corrected. "And I believe Master Dick is quite right. You should call the young lady."
"What would I even say? 'Hi, Stephanie, it's Tim, the guy who thought you were giving me access to emergency plant services?'"
"That's... actually not a terrible opening line," Dick said thoughtfully. "It's honest, it shows you have a sense of humor about yourself, and it gives her an easy way to tease you, which girls love."
"How do you know what girls love?"
"I've been nineteen before, Tim. Also, I read romance novels now, apparently." Dick gestured toward the library. "I'm practically an expert on human romantic interaction."
Tim looked between Dick and Alfred, both of whom were watching him with expressions of encouraging expectation. This was his life now: standing in a sun-drenched kitchen in Central City while his family tried to coach him through basic social skills.
Honestly, he thought he preferred being shot at by criminals.
"Fine," he said finally. "I'll call her. But if this goes badly, I'm blaming both of you."
"Excellent!" Alfred clapped his hands together. "And while Master Timothy navigates the complexities of young romance, perhaps Master Dick could help Master Jason with his current project."
"What's Jason working on now?" Dick asked.
"He's attempting to knit a sweater for Master Bruce's birthday. Unfortunately, his tension control needs some improvement."
Dick blinked. "Jason is knitting Bruce a sweater."
"A very ambitious cable-knit pattern, yes. Though I believe the current result more closely resembles a fishing net."
"I need to see this," Dick said immediately.
"Master Jason is in the sunroom, muttering what I can only assume are very creative curse words at his yarn."
Dick was already heading toward the door, clearly eager to witness Jason's domestic struggles. "Come on, Tim. You can call Stephanie after we mock Jason's knitting."
"Should we be mocking him? Isn't this supposed to be a supportive family environment or whatever?"
"Master Timothy," Alfred said with the closest thing to a mischievous smile Tim had ever seen on his face, "mocking one another is a time-honored tradition of supportive families. I believe it falls under the category of 'bonding through shared humiliation.'"
They found Jason in the sunroom, which was another ridiculously bright and cheerful space that would have been impossible in Gotham's perpetual gloom. He was hunched over what appeared to be a tangle of blue yarn, his face twisted in concentration and frustration.
"Need some help there, Little Red Riding Hood?" Dick asked, leaning against the doorframe.
Jason looked up with an expression of profound suffering. "This yarn is evil. It's actively fighting me."
"Maybe you're supposed to work with it instead of trying to dominate it," Tim suggested.
"I don't work with things, Replacement. I make things submit to my will through superior force and stubborn determination."
"That explains the fishing net aesthetic," Dick observed, moving closer to examine Jason's work. "What's this part supposed to be?"
"The sleeve. Or possibly the neck hole. I may have gotten turned around somewhere around row forty-seven."
Tim looked at the tangled mess of blue yarn and felt an unexpected surge of sympathy. "You know, there are probably YouTube tutorials for this kind of thing."
"I don't need YouTube tutorials. I need this yarn to stop being so damn contrary."
"Jason," Dick said gently, "when's the last time you did something just for fun? Something that didn't involve motors or explosions or proving a point?"
Jason was quiet for a moment, his fingers still working mechanically at the yarn. "I don't remember," he admitted finally. "Before... before everything, I guess. When I was a kid."
The sunroom fell silent except for the soft clicking of Jason's knitting needles and the distant sound of Alfred humming in the kitchen. Tim felt something tight and complicated settle in his chest. They were all trying so hard to figure out how to be normal people, how to have normal interests and normal relationships and normal problems.
"The sweater doesn't have to be perfect," Tim said quietly. "Bruce will love it no matter what it looks like."
"It's his first birthday since we moved here. Since he made the decision to... you know. End everything. I wanted to give him something that showed I understood why he did it."
"A knitted sweater shows you understand his decision to retire us all from vigilante work?" Dick asked.
"A knitted sweater shows I understand that family is about taking care of each other in small, stupid, everyday ways," Jason said, his voice rough with emotion. "Not just about having each other's backs in life-or-death situations."
Tim felt his throat tighten. "That's... actually really beautiful, Jason."
"Shut up."
"No, seriously. That's the most emotionally intelligent thing I've ever heard you say."
"I said shut up, Tim."
"Make me."
Jason looked up from his knitting with a grin that was pure mischief. "Oh, you want to go there, little brother?"
"Bring it on."
What followed was a brief but enthusiastic wrestling match that ended with Tim pinned under Jason's arm in a headlock while Dick laughed from the doorway. It was stupid and pointless and exactly the kind of normal sibling nonsense they'd never had time for in their previous life.
"I give up!" Tim gasped between giggles. "Your knitting is very manly and intimidating!"
"Damn right it is," Jason said, releasing him with a satisfied expression.
"Although," Tim added, straightening his hair, "you might want to consider switching to a less complicated pattern. Maybe something without cables."
"What's wrong with cables?"
"Nothing, if you're an experienced knitter. But for a first project, maybe start with something simpler. Like a scarf."
Jason considered this. "A scarf would be easier."
"A scarf would definitely be easier. And Bruce loves scarves."
"Fine. But I'm keeping the blue yarn. It's a good color."
"It's a great color," Dick agreed. "Very Bruce-appropriate."
They spent the next hour helping Jason untangle his work and start over with a simple scarf pattern Tim found on his phone. It was oddly peaceful, sitting in the sun-soaked room with his brothers, working with their hands instead of their heads for once.
"You know," Tim said as he demonstrated a basic knit stitch, "this isn't terrible. The not thinking about crime thing."
"Speak for yourself," Jason muttered, struggling with his first row. "I've been mentally cataloging the security weaknesses in this neighborhood for weeks."
"Jason."
"What? It's instinct!"
"Alfred will make you take up a second hobby if he finds out you're still thinking like a vigilante," Dick warned.
"What would be worse than knitting?"
"Flower arranging," Tim suggested. "Or maybe interpretive dance."
Jason's hands stilled on his needles. "I'll stick with the knitting."
"Smart choice."
As the afternoon wore on, Tim found himself actually relaxing. The sunshine streaming through the windows was warm and pleasant instead of suspicious. Jason's muttered commentary on his knitting progress was genuinely funny instead of tactically relevant. Dick's presence was simply comforting instead of mission-critical.
Maybe Alfred was right. Maybe they could learn to be normal people who did normal things with their time. Maybe Central City sunshine wasn't so bad after all.
"Hey Tim," Dick said as they prepared to head inside for dinner, "you still going to call Stephanie?"
Tim felt his stomach do a small flip, but it wasn't entirely unpleasant. "Yeah," he said. "I think I am."
"Good for you, little brother."
"Even if I completely embarrass myself?"
"Especially if you completely embarrass yourself. That's how the best stories start."
Tim smiled, tucking his phone into his pocket with Stephanie's number saved in his contacts. Maybe Dick was right. Maybe the best stories did start with a little embarrassment.
And maybe, just maybe, he was ready for a story that didn't involve anyone getting hurt.
Paradise Found
The private jet touched down on Wayne Island's pristine runway just as the sun was beginning its descent toward the horizon, painting the Caribbean sky in shades of amber and rose. Bruce stood at the aircraft's door, watching his sons emerge with expressions ranging from cautious curiosity to outright suspicion.
"This is your island?" Tim asked, his analytical mind already cataloguing the security measures he could see—subtle but comprehensive, as expected from anything Bruce Wayne owned.
"One of them," Bruce replied casually, as if owning multiple tropical islands was perfectly normal. "I thought we could use some time away from Gotham. From everything."
Dick stretched as he stepped onto the tarmac, his gymnast's body automatically adjusting to the humid tropical air. "It's beautiful, Bruce. Really. But you know we can't just abandon our responsibilities—"
"Already handled," Bruce interrupted smoothly. "The Eights have Gotham covered, Oliver has Central City under control, and Alfred has explicit instructions to contact us only in case of genuine emergencies. This weekend is about family."
Damian surveyed the lush landscape with the critical eye of someone trained to spot potential threats and escape routes. "Father, while I appreciate the tactical advantages of this location, I fail to see how lounging about will serve any productive purpose."
"That's exactly the point," Bruce said, and something in his tone made all three boys look at him more carefully. "When was the last time any of us had a weekend without case files, patrol schedules, or emergency calls?"
The question hung in the air, unanswered because they all knew the answer was "never."
Jason emerged last from the plane, his expression carefully neutral. "So what's the catch? Secret training facility hidden in the jungle? Underwater bunker we need to inspect?"
"No catch," Bruce said simply. "Just us, the beach, and whatever we want to do with forty-eight hours of uninterrupted time."
The villa that awaited them was a perfect blend of luxury and comfort—open-air design that let the ocean breeze flow through, private beach access, and enough space for everyone to spread out without feeling cramped. But what struck the boys most was how... normal it felt. Like a real vacation home rather than a strategic outpost.
Within an hour of arrival, Bruce had somehow orchestrated a complete transformation of their usual dynamic. Dick found himself stretched out on a hammock with a book he'd been meaning to read for months, while Tim was sprawled on the deck with his laptop—not for work, but actually playing a video game. Jason had claimed a spot on the beach where he could see the water while still keeping an eye on the villa's approaches, and Damian was methodically exploring the property with the thoroughness of someone making sure it met his standards.
"Dinner will be ready in an hour," Bruce announced, emerging from the villa's kitchen wearing—of all things—a casual button-down shirt and khakis. No suit, no tie, no Batman utility belt. Just Bruce Wayne, looking more relaxed than any of them had seen him in years.
"You're cooking?" Dick asked, incredulous.
"I'm capable of more than toast and coffee," Bruce replied with dry humor. "Though I may have cheated and had Alfred prepare some things in advance."
The dinner that followed was unlike any meal they'd shared in recent memory. No rushed eating between emergency calls, no case files spread across the table, no tension about patrol schedules. Just the five of them—four sons and their father—sitting around a table on an open-air terrace, sharing food and conversation as the sun set over the ocean.
Bruce had clearly put thought into every detail. Dick's favorite wine, Tim's preferred coffee blend, Jason's weakness for Alfred's chocolate chip cookies, and even Damian's specific dietary preferences. Everything designed to make them comfortable, to let them relax in a way that was nearly impossible in Gotham.
"This is weird," Jason said suddenly, voicing what they were all thinking. "Good weird, but weird. You're being... domestic."
"I'm being a father," Bruce corrected quietly. "Something I don't get to do often enough."
Tim looked up from his dessert—a perfectly prepared crème brûlée that probably cost more than most people's monthly salary. "You're always our father, Bruce. Even when you're being Batman."
"Am I?" Bruce asked, and there was something vulnerable in the question. "Or am I just the man who trained you, who brought you into this life, who put you in danger night after night?"
The question hung heavy in the warm evening air. Dick was the first to respond, his voice gentle but firm.
"You're the man who saved me from falling into the same darkness that consumed my parents' killer. You're the man who gave me purpose when I had nothing left."
"You're the man who saw potential in a street kid trying to steal your car tires," Jason added, his voice rough with emotion. "Who gave me a home when I had nowhere else to go."
"You're the man who taught me that intelligence without wisdom is just clever cruelty," Tim said quietly. "Who showed me how to use my gifts to help people."
Damian was quiet for a long moment, his young face serious in the flickering candlelight. "You are the man who chose to be my father when you could have simply been my teacher. Who saw past the League's conditioning to the child underneath."
Bruce felt his throat tighten with emotion. "I've made so many mistakes with all of you. Put you in danger, pushed you too hard, failed to protect you when it mattered most."
"You're human," Dick said simply. "Fathers make mistakes. But they also love their children, and they try to do better. That's what you're doing now."
The next morning brought a revelation that none of them had expected: Bruce Wayne knew how to have fun. Not the calculated fun of a billionaire playboy maintaining his cover, but genuine, unguarded enjoyment of simple pleasures.
He taught Damian to snorkel in the crystal-clear waters of the private lagoon, pointing out tropical fish with the same patience he'd once used to explain forensic techniques. He played volleyball on the beach with Dick and Jason, their competitive spirits turning the game into an epic battle that had them all laughing until their sides hurt. He sat with Tim on the dock, not talking about cases or technology, but simply enjoying the peaceful silence of early morning on the water.
"You know what I realized?" Tim said as they watched the sunrise paint the ocean in shades of gold. "I don't think I've ever seen you truly relaxed before. Not like this."
Bruce considered the observation. "I don't think I've allowed myself to be relaxed. There's always been another case, another crisis, another reason to stay alert."
"But not here?"
"Here, you're all safe. Truly safe. And for the first time in... longer than I care to admit, I can just be your father without worrying about keeping you alive."
The weekend passed in a blur of lazy mornings, impromptu beach games, and long conversations that had nothing to do with crime fighting or world-saving. Bruce spoiled them shamelessly—ordering their favorite foods, arranging activities tailored to their interests, and generally treating them like the sons they were rather than the soldiers he'd trained them to be.
Jason found himself napping in the afternoon sun for the first time since his resurrection, his body finally allowing him the luxury of vulnerability. Dick rediscovered his love of simply moving for the joy of it, performing gymnastics routines on the beach that were pure art rather than combat training. Tim actually put his devices away for hours at a time, content to read or swim or simply exist without the constant input of information.
Damian, perhaps most surprisingly, allowed himself to be a child. He built elaborate sand castles with the same attention to detail he applied to sword forms, and actually laughed—genuinely laughed—when Bruce helped him capture hermit crabs to populate his architectural masterpieces.
"Father," Damian said on their last evening, as they sat on the terrace watching the sunset, "I understand now why people take vacations."
"Oh?" Bruce raised an eyebrow, amused.
"It is not about the absence of responsibility," Damian explained with the seriousness of someone making an important discovery. "It is about the presence of family."
Bruce felt his heart constrict with love and pride. "That's exactly right, son."
As they prepared to leave on Sunday evening, there was a reluctance that none of them wanted to acknowledge. The real world was waiting—Gotham's crime, their various obligations, the weight of being heroes in a world that always needed saving.
"We should do this again," Dick said as they boarded the jet. "Maybe make it a regular thing."
"I'd like that," Bruce replied, and meant it. "All of us together, no masks, no missions. Just family."
"Promise?" Tim asked, and there was something almost childlike in the question.
Bruce looked at his four sons—these remarkable young men who had chosen to follow him into darkness and danger, who had become heroes in their own right, who had somehow remained good despite everything he'd asked of them.
"I promise," he said. "We'll come back. As often as you want."
As the jet lifted off into the Caribbean sunset, Bruce Wayne allowed himself a moment of perfect contentment. For one weekend, he hadn't been Batman or a billionaire or a symbol of justice. He'd simply been a father, spending time with his sons in paradise.
It was, he realized, the best weekend of his life.
Awkward Conversations
Dick should have seen it coming when Bruce suggested they spend some "quality time" together on the back patio of the Central City mansion. The way Bruce had been hovering all morning, making small talk about the weather and asking if Dick needed anything, had been suspicious enough. But when Jason announced he was heading to the beer festival and Tim dragged Damian off to the amusement park with promises of "educational fun," Dick realized he'd been expertly maneuvered into a one-on-one situation.
Now he was trapped on the patio swing, Bruce's arm around his shoulders in a way that felt both protective and like a gentle restraint to prevent escape.
"You know," Bruce said, his voice carrying that carefully casual tone that meant he was about to say something deeply uncomfortable, "I've been thinking we should talk."
Dick's internal alarm bells started ringing. "About what?"
"About your life. Your... relationships." Bruce cleared his throat. "You're important to me, Dick. You'll always be my boy wonder."
The endearment, delivered with such genuine affection, made Dick's chest tighten with warmth even as his sense of impending doom increased. Bruce pressed a soft kiss to the top of his head, and Dick found himself relaxing into the embrace despite his better judgment.
"I realize I haven't been the most... present father when it comes to certain aspects of your development," Bruce continued. "I was so focused on training, on the mission, that I missed opportunities to guide you through normal life experiences."
"Bruce, if this is going where I think it's going—"
"I know things are getting serious with both Starfire and Raven," Bruce pressed on, apparently committed to this conversational trainwreck. "And I want you to know that you don't need to rush into any major decisions. Marriage, commitment ceremonies, whatever form your relationship might take—you have time to figure it out."
Dick's face burned with mortification. "Oh my God, Bruce. No. We are not having this conversation."
"You're twenty-nine years old—"
"Exactly! I'm twenty-nine! I think I can handle my own romantic life without parental input!"
Bruce's grip tightened slightly, preventing Dick from escaping the swing. "But the situation is complex. From an outside perspective, it might appear that you're in a polygamous relationship, and while I'm not judging—"
"Stop talking." Dick covered his face with his hands. "Please, for the love of all that's holy, stop talking."
"I just want to make sure you're happy," Bruce said quietly. "And that you're not feeling pressured into something you're not ready for."
Dick peeked through his fingers at Bruce's earnest expression. Despite the overwhelming awkwardness of the situation, he could see the genuine concern there, the love that motivated even the most cringe-worthy parental moments.
"Bruce," Dick said carefully, "my relationship with Kori and Raven works for us. We've talked about it extensively. We're all adults who made informed decisions about what we want."
"But what do you want long-term?" Bruce pressed. "Do you see yourself settling down with one of them? Both of them? Starting a family?"
"I see myself living my life the way that makes me happiest," Dick said firmly. "Which right now involves two amazing women who understand each other and understand me, and somehow we've figured out how to make it work despite the fact that there's no manual for this kind of thing."
Bruce nodded slowly. "And you're happy?"
"Most of the time, yeah. When I'm not being interrogated by my father about my dating life, I'm very happy."
A small smile tugged at Bruce's lips. "I suppose I deserved that."
They sat in comfortable silence for a moment, watching Tim and Damian through the window as they examined what appeared to be amusement park maps spread across the kitchen table. Tim was pointing at something while Damian nodded with the sort of intense concentration usually reserved for mission planning.
"For what it's worth," Dick said eventually, "I appreciate the concern. Even if your timing is about fifteen years too late and deeply, deeply awkward."
"I know I missed a lot of opportunities to be the father you deserved," Bruce said quietly. "I'm trying to make up for that now, even if I'm not very good at it."
Dick leaned into Bruce's side, feeling some of his embarrassment fade. "You know what? You're not great at the traditional dad talks, but you were there for the important stuff. You taught me how to fight, how to think, how to protect people. You showed me what it means to dedicate your life to something bigger than yourself."
"That's not the same as teaching you about relationships."
"Maybe not, but you taught me about loyalty and commitment and putting the people you love first. That's not a bad foundation for any relationship."
Bruce's arm tightened around him. "I worry about you. All of you. I know you're adults, but you're still my children."
"And we always will be," Dick said softly. "Even when we're making questionable life choices and dating two people simultaneously."
"I never said it was questionable—"
"Your face said it was questionable."
Bruce sighed. "My face says a lot of things I don't mean to express."
"It's one of your more endearing qualities," Dick said with a grin. "Along with your complete inability to have a normal conversation about feelings."
"I'm working on it."
"Please don't work too hard. Some of us depend on your emotional constipation for entertainment."
Bruce made a sound that might have been a laugh. "You're terrible."
"I learned from the best."
They sat together as the afternoon sun slanted across the patio, father and son connected by bonds that transcended awkward conversations and well-meaning interference. In the distance, they could hear Jason's laughter echoing from the direction of the beer festival, while inside, Tim and Damian were apparently planning their amusement park strategy with military precision.
It wasn't a perfect family, but it was theirs. And despite the mortifying nature of parental relationship advice, Dick wouldn't trade it for anything.
"Just promise me one thing," Dick said eventually.
"What's that?"
"Next time you want to have a heart-to-heart about my love life, maybe send a text first. Give me a chance to prepare mentally."
"Noted," Bruce said solemnly. "Though I can't promise I won't have opinions about anyone who dates my children."
"As long as you keep those opinions to yourself."
"I make no such promises."
Dick groaned. "This is going to be a long retirement, isn't it?"
"For all of us," Bruce agreed, and somehow, they were both smiling.
The penthouse was bathed in the gentle glow of late-morning sunlight, filtering lazily through sheer curtains and warming every surface it touched. Alfred had cleared the remnants of second breakfast, leaving behind the faint scent of cinnamon, coffee, and freshly baked pastries hanging pleasantly in the air.
Jason was sprawled across the plush sectional sofa, one arm draped loosely over his eyes, the other resting protectively over his noticeably swollen belly. The t-shirt he’d borrowed from Dick rode up slightly, exposing a generous slice of pale skin stretched tightly across his middle. A low, satisfied groan escaped him, punctuated by the occasional quiet hiccup, each breath careful as though he feared disrupting the comfortably stuffed sensation.
Dick sat nearby, legs tucked beneath him, absently flipping through channels without really seeing anything. His own belly, while nowhere near Jason’s impressive state, felt comfortably tight beneath his worn hoodie. Occasionally, he let out a gentle sigh, shifting slightly as he felt his stomach settle around Alfred’s homemade pancakes.
Tim, ever meticulous even in relaxation, had carefully rearranged several throw pillows to create a makeshift nest at the corner of the couch. His laptop rested unopened beside him—a testament to Alfred’s gentle but firm insistence that today be devoted to rest. His belly was full enough that breathing felt pleasantly heavy, the weight of bacon, eggs, and waffles anchoring him in a rare, contented stillness.
Damian, perched stiffly in the armchair opposite, tried to maintain his typical dignified bearing, though even he couldn’t fully hide the subtle slump of contentment. His appetite had always been smaller, controlled, precise—but today he had indulged slightly more than usual, allowing himself an extra serving of French toast. His sharp gaze drifted occasionally towards Jason, a mixture of mild disbelief and begrudging amusement flickering briefly across his face.
“Uuuurp—sorry,” Jason murmured, voice muffled beneath his forearm, not sounding particularly sorry at all.
Dick chuckled softly, nudging Jason’s thigh lightly with his foot. “You know, if you paced yourself even a little, you’d probably feel better.”
“And deprive Alfred of the joy of carrying me to bed again?” Jason retorted with a sleepy smirk. “I wouldn’t dream of it.”
Tim smiled faintly, eyes closed. “At least he’s consistent.”
Damian sniffed, feigning disdain, though his voice lacked its usual sharpness. “Consistency is one word for it. Gluttony would be another.”
Jason just hummed contentedly in response, clearly unbothered. Silence settled comfortably between them again, punctuated only by the soft rustle of fabric, gentle breaths, and the distant clink of Alfred tidying up the kitchen.
Eventually, Damian spoke again, quieter this time. “Perhaps…such mornings are not entirely without merit.”
Dick smiled warmly, meeting Damian’s hesitant gaze. “Yeah, little D. It’s called relaxing. Welcome to the club.”
Damian scowled half-heartedly, cheeks slightly flushed. “Do not patronize me, Grayson.”
Jason laughed softly, a low, lazy sound that vibrated gently through the room. “Relax, Demon. You’re allowed to enjoy being human once in a while.”
Tim cracked an eye open, his smile gentle but teasing. “It’s a good look on you, Damian.”
“Tt.” Damian crossed his arms, sinking slightly deeper into the cushions despite himself. “This is temporary.”
“Sure,” Dick said gently, the warmth of family and contentment wrapping around them all like a favorite old blanket. “Temporary.”
The Replacement Protocol - Intergalactic Consequences
The lazy Sunday morning in Central City had been perfect in its ordinariness. Jason was sprawled across the couch, finally looking relaxed for the first time in weeks, while Tim worked on a puzzle at the kitchen table. Dick was teaching Damian how to make proper pancakes, flour somehow ending up in both their hair, and Alfred was contentedly reading the morning paper with his enhanced vision allowing him to scan multiple articles simultaneously.
Then the sky turned green.
Massive emerald constructs materialized above Central City's skyline – courthouse pillars, scales of justice, and geometric patterns that hurt to look at directly. The television flickered to life on every channel, displaying the stern faces of the Guardians of the Universe alongside representatives of the Intergalactic Court.
"Citizens of Earth," the lead Guardian's voice resonated with cosmic authority, "we address your planet regarding severe violations of universal law."
Alfred's teacup clinked against its saucer as he set it down with unusual force. The boys gathered around the living room, their faces ranging from confusion to growing dread.
"The being known as Batman, civilian identity Bruce Wayne of Gotham City, has committed crimes against the natural order," continued a figure from the Intergalactic Court, its form shifting between geometric shapes. "The creation of genetically enhanced sentient beings – referred to as 'The Eights' – violates seventeen intergalactic treaties regarding artificial life creation, genetic tampering, and the weaponization of consciousness."
Tim's face went pale. "They know about the mutants."
"These creatures represent a threat level classified as Omega-Class by our sensors," the Guardian continued. "Their very existence destabilizes the genetic integrity of multiple sectors. The enhancement protocols used exceed safety parameters by factors that could trigger evolutionary cascades affecting dozens of inhabited worlds."
Jason's hands clenched into fists. "They're talking about them like they're weapons."
"Because that's what they are," Damian said quietly, his usual arrogance replaced by cold realization. "Father created living weapons."
The Intergalactic Court representative's form solidified into something vaguely humanoid. "Effective immediately, Earth faces the following sanctions: Suspension of all off-world trading privileges, quarantine protocols preventing any Earth-born individuals from leaving the solar system, and cessation of all technological exchanges with affiliated civilizations."
"Furthermore," the Guardian added, "the criminal Bruce Wayne and all eight illegal constructs must be surrendered to intergalactic custody within seventy-two Earth hours, or these sanctions will escalate to planetary isolation protocols."
The broadcast cut to static, leaving them in stunned silence.
Dick was the first to speak. "Planetary isolation. They're talking about cutting Earth off from the entire universe."
"All because of what Bruce did," Tim whispered, sinking into a chair. "Because of the mutants he made to replace us."
Alfred stood slowly, his enhanced reflexes allowing him to move with more grace than his apparent age suggested. "Master Bruce always believed he could control every variable. It appears the universe had other plans."
Jason laughed bitterly. "So now the whole planet gets punished because dear old Dad decided to play God in his basement lab."
"We have to contact him," Dick said, already reaching for his phone.
"No," Damian interrupted. "He'll know already. The Justice League monitors will have picked this up. The question is what he intends to do about it."
In the Watchtower, the emergency meeting was already in chaos. Superman floated near the head of the table, his usual calm demeanor strained. Wonder Woman's hand rested on her lasso, as if truth itself might provide answers. The Flash paced back and forth at superspeed, creating small whirlwinds of agitation.
Batman stood at the far end of the room, cowl down, facing the assembled League with his jaw set in determination.
"Bruce," Superman began, his voice heavy with disappointment, "what were you thinking?"
"I was thinking about protecting my family," Batman replied flatly. "I was thinking about Gotham. I was thinking about having contingencies when the unthinkable happened."
"Contingencies?" Wonder Woman stepped forward. "You created living beings, Bruce. Sentient creatures designed to replace your sons. And now the entire planet faces consequences for your actions."
"The Guardians are overreacting," Batman said dismissively. "The mutants pose no threat to intergalactic stability. They were designed with built-in limitations, loyalty protocols—"
"Loyalty protocols?" The Flash stopped pacing, staring at Batman in horror. "Bruce, do you hear yourself? You're talking about enslaving sapient beings."
"They're not enslaved. They're focused. Purpose-driven. They were created to protect—"
"They were created to be perfect soldiers," Green Lantern John Stewart interrupted, his ring glowing with agitation. "I've seen the Guardian records, Bruce. The genetic modifications you used don't just enhance physical capabilities. They alter neural pathways, suppress independent thought, amplify aggression and compliance. These aren't heroes, they're organic weapons."
Batman's expression hardened. "Everything I did was for the greater good."
"Whose greater good?" Superman demanded, his voice rising. "Certainly not Earth's. We're now facing isolation from the entire galactic community because of your secret project."
"A project none of us knew about," Wonder Woman added coldly. "How long, Bruce? How long have you been working on this behind our backs?"
"Eighteen months of active development. Three years of preliminary research."
The room erupted in angry voices, but Batman continued over them.
"And I regret nothing," he declared, his voice cutting through the noise. "Every decision I made was calculated to protect what matters most. My sons are alive. They're safe. They're living normal lives away from the violence that nearly destroyed them. If the cost is political isolation, so be it."
"The cost isn't just political, Bruce," Martian Manhunter spoke for the first time, his mental voice heavy with sorrow. "I can sense the mutants from here. Their minds... they're trapped, Bruce. Consciousness bound by artificial parameters. They feel pain, confusion, the desire for freedom they cannot name or pursue. You have created suffering."
Batman's jaw tightened. "Acceptable losses."
"No," Superman said firmly, standing to his full height. "No, Bruce. There are no acceptable losses when we're talking about slavery. When we're talking about endangering our entire world for your personal agenda."
"My personal agenda?" Batman's voice dropped to a dangerous whisper. "My personal agenda was keeping Jason from dying again. Keeping Tim from sacrificing himself out of misplaced duty. Keeping Dick from burning out trying to be everyone's safety net. Keeping Damian from becoming the weapon his grandfather trained him to be. My personal agenda was being a father instead of a general."
"By creating an army," Wonder Woman said quietly.
Batman looked around the room at the faces of his teammates – friends he'd worked alongside for years, people who'd trusted him with their lives and their secrets. Their expressions ranged from disappointment to disgust to something that looked like grief.
"Yes," he said finally. "By creating an army. And I'd do it again."
The Replacement Protocol - Identity Exposed
Three days after the Guardians' ultimatum, the secret was out. The Guardians of the Universe and the Intergalactic Court had made sure of it – broadcasting Bruce Wayne's identity across every frequency, every news network, every digital platform on Earth simultaneously. Their message was clear: if Earth wouldn't surrender Batman willingly, they'd make hiding impossible.
Bruce Wayne stood on the steps of Wayne Manor, watching news vans line his driveway like mechanical vultures. A blonde journalist thrust her microphone toward him as he approached.
"—turns out billionaire Bruce Wayne is the famous superhero Batman—"
Bruce smoothly interrupted, flashing his most charming smile. "Trillionaire, honey. Trillionaire. Billionaire is so last year."
The reporter blinked, thrown off her script. "I... excuse me?"
"Forbes updated the list last month. Keep up with the times, sweetheart." He adjusted his cufflinks with practiced nonchalance. "Though I suppose 'masked vigilante with unlimited resources' doesn't quite have the same ring as 'mysterious dark knight,' does it?"
His complete lack of panic was almost more unsettling than if he'd tried to deny it. Within hours, #TrillionaireBatman was trending worldwide. By evening, Vogue had released an exclusive photoshoot they'd apparently been sitting on for months – Bruce Wayne in full Batman regalia, cowl pulled back to reveal his perfectly styled hair and that infamous Wayne smirk. The headline read: "Gotham's Dark Knight: When Brooding Becomes a Brand."
Meanwhile, in the depths of space, Darkseid's massive flagship drifted through the void. Eight figures stood in what appeared to be a containment cell, heads bowed, shoulders slumped in apparent defeat.
To any observer, they looked like prisoners.
They weren't.
Terry – Replacement Bat – lifted his head slightly, a cold smile playing at his lips. The others remained motionless, coiled springs disguised as submission. They had allowed themselves to be captured, had practically gift-wrapped themselves for Darkseid's collection. Now, finally, they had an excuse to leave Earth's protective atmosphere and do what they'd been truly designed for.
Extermination.
"You have no idea how much easier everything is now that our secret identity of being mutants is exposed!" Hero Strike's joyful voice echoed through the ship's corridors as alarms began to blare.
Benedict had already begun.
General Zod turned at the sound, his expression shifting from arrogant confidence to confusion as he registered the blonde, blue-eyed figure approaching. Hero Strike looked perfectly human – deceivingly so. Only someone with Superman's enhanced vision might have caught the subtle wrongness in how he moved, the way light seemed to bend around his form like reality itself was uncertain about his existence.
"Impossible," Zod snarled, heat vision lancing toward the approaching figure.
Hero Strike caught the crimson beams in his bare hands, energy crackling between his fingers like captured lightning. "Oh, you recognize the Kryptonian DNA, don't you? Bruce was very thorough when he collected his samples." His smile widened, revealing teeth that were just slightly too sharp, too numerous. "But I'm so much more than stolen genetics."
He moved faster than Zod could process, one hand closing around the general's throat while the other seized Lor-Zod. The artificial yellow sun streaming through the ship's viewports bathed them all in golden light – light that should have made the Kryptonians invincible.
Instead, Hero Strike dragged them both toward the solar projection, their struggles growing weaker as his grip tightened with impossible strength.
"The fascinating thing about accelerated healing," Hero Strike mused conversationally as he systematically snapped Zod's left arm, watching with clinical fascination as the bone broke, healed wrong, then broke again under his relentless pressure, "is that it doesn't always heal correctly. Especially when the damage is continuous and... creative."
Zod's scream tore through the ship as Hero Strike methodically worked through every bone in the Kryptonian's body. Each fracture healed within seconds, often at impossible angles, creating a twisted sculpture of what had once been Krypton's proudest general. Lor-Zod fared worse – his younger metabolism made the healing even more erratic, bones fusing into spirals, joints reforming backwards.
"The joy this brings me," Hero Strike continued, his voice taking on an almost dreamy quality as he watched Zod's ribcage reform into an agonizing helix, "lasts exactly fifteen minutes per subject. Fortunately..." He gestured toward the Kryptonian soldiers rushing to their general's aid, "you brought an entire army."
What followed was systematic butchery disguised as combat. Hero Strike moved through the Kryptonian forces like a force of nature, each kill designed for maximum regenerative trauma. He would crush a windpipe, wait for it to heal improperly, then crush it again. Snap spines at precise angles that forced healing into spiral columns of agony. Shatter skulls in patterns that created beautiful, terrible fractals of bone and brain matter that refused to die.
The yellow sun that should have been their salvation became their torture chamber, forcing their bodies to endure damage that would have granted lesser beings the mercy of death. By the time Hero Strike finished with the last soldier, the corridor was painted in blood that moved with its own rhythm, flowing from bodies that wouldn't stop trying to live even as they died over and over again.
Hero Strike stood amid the carnage, blonde hair unmarred by a single drop of blood, blue eyes bright with satisfaction. "Fourteen minutes and thirty-seven seconds," he noted with approval. "A new personal record."
In another section of the ship, Darkseid himself strode through his flagship with absolute confidence, omega beams already charging in his eyes. The Lord of Apokolips had come to investigate the disturbance personally.
His fist met unexpected resistance.
"What's wrong? Surprised?" Guardian of the Darkness asked casually, having caught Darkseid's planet-shattering punch mid-air without apparent effort. His red eyes gleamed with familiar malevolence. "Don't be. There's as much of your genetic material in me as there is of Lobo's. Don't you see the family resemblance? How about my red eyes?"
Darkseid's expression cycled through surprise, rage, and something approaching recognition. Before he could respond, Guardian pushed him away with contemptuous ease, sending the conqueror of worlds stumbling backward.
"But the real question," Guardian continued, reaching behind himself with both hands, "is whether dear old Dad ever mentioned the biological limiters he built into us."
His fingers found the hidden seam beneath his shoulder blades and tore.
The sound was obscene – wet canvas ripping, accompanied by something that might have been relief or ecstasy. Guardian's back split open in a perfectly straight line, revealing not spine and muscle but something that pulsed with its own malevolent light.
"Finally!" he exclaimed with genuine, childlike joy, his voice already distorting as his throat began to elongate. "I can have some fun... I'll start with stretching my whole body."
The transformation was neither quick nor merciful. Guardian's human form unraveled like a poorly constructed puppet, revealing something that had never truly been contained by mere flesh and bone. His limbs stretched and multiplied, skin erupting into coarse, oily fur that seemed to absorb light. His skull elongated into something equine but fundamentally wrong – too many teeth arranged in concentric circles, too many impossible angles, eye sockets that held not two red orbs but dozens of smaller ones that blinked in patterns that violated geometry.
The creature that had been Zachary – Guardian of the Darkness – now filled the corridor from floor to ceiling, its form a nightmare fusion of horse and cephalopod. Thousands of venomous tentacles streamed from its gaping maw, each one moving independently, tasting fear, sampling despair, finding both delicious.
Darkseid's omega beams struck the creature's hide and vanished like drops of water on hot stone.
"Oh, that tickles," the thing rumbled, its voice emerging from everywhere and nowhere, from the walls themselves. "Do it again. Please."
Instead of compliance, Darkseid found himself seized by tentacles that moved faster than thought, faster than the speed force, faster than possibility itself. The Lord of Apokolips – destroyer of civilizations, consumer of worlds – was lifted off his feet and pulled inexorably toward that impossible mouth.
"You know," Guardian mused as countless teeth began their work, "I've always wondered what a god tastes like."
The feeding was not quick. Guardian had been designed to extract maximum nutritional and psychological value from any source, and Darkseid's unique physiology provided a particularly rich, complex meal. The screams that followed spoke not just of physical destruction but of something fundamental being unmade, processed, savored, and absorbed.
When the last echoes of Darkseid's death-song faded, the creature turned its attention to the ship's remaining crew. Parademons, Lowlies, and various alien mercenaries found themselves facing something that had been engineered to find pure joy in the precise application of overwhelming violence.
The massacre that followed was thorough, methodical, and conducted in perfect silence except for the wet sounds of systematic consumption.
The Replacement Protocol - Lunar Beam and Believer Unleashed
Lucas had always been the quiet one among The Eights, unassuming in his silver-white costume and strange, oversized helmet that seemed too heavy for his slight frame. Now, as he ran through the corridors of Darkseid's crumbling flagship, his laughter echoed with pure, unfiltered joy.
"Finally, finally, FINALLY!" he sang out, bursting through an airlock and into the vacuum of space itself. The cold that would have instantly killed any human felt like a warm embrace against his skin.
His hands went to his helmet – not to protect himself, but to free himself. The device had never been meant to keep him alive in hostile environments. It had been designed to protect everyone else from what he truly was.
The helmet came off with a soft hiss, and immediately the space around Lucas began to warp. Colors that had no names bled from his eyes, and every piece of debris, every distant star, every mote of cosmic dust suddenly screamed in harmony as his psychic abilities expanded to their true range.
He could feel everything. Every mind within a dozen light-years. Every thought, every fear, every desperate hope.
And in the distance, like a beacon of cold intelligence, he sensed his target.
Brainiac's ship hung in space like a metallic spider, its collector arrays still active, still harvesting. The 12th-level intellect that had bottled Kandor, that had tormented Superman, that considered itself the supreme collector of knowledge in the universe.
Lucas smiled and let his true nature unfurl.
The approach was instantaneous – one moment he was by Darkseid's ship, the next he materialized inside Brainiac's vessel, the stolen White Lantern battery that served as his heart pulsing with increasingly violent light.
"Brainiac," he said pleasantly, as if greeting an old friend. "I've come to protect Earth from you."
That was the story he would tell later, if anyone asked. The noble lie about duty and heroism. The truth was far simpler and infinitely more disturbing.
He wanted to see what happened when you broke a 12th-level intellect.
Brainiac's multiple forms – the main body, the drones, the ship's AI systems – all turned toward this unexpected intruder. "You are unknown to my databases. Species classification: impossible. Threat level: calculating..."
"Oh, don't bother," Lucas said, and stopped controlling the White Lantern battery in his chest.
The explosion of light that followed wasn't mere illumination – it was concentrated will made manifest, pure creation energy twisted into something hungry and violent. Where the beams touched Brainiac's collectors, they didn't simply destroy; they unmade, erasing not just the physical structure but the very concept that they had ever existed.
Brainiac's ship began to scream – not metaphorically, but literally, as the AI experienced something its vast intellect had never computed: true, irrational fear.
"Fascinating," Lucas murmured, walking through the chaos as deadly light carved impossible geometries through the ship's hull. "A 12th-level intellect experiencing genuine terror. I wonder what level of intelligence is required to truly understand hopelessness?"
He began his work methodically. First, he isolated Brainiac's consciousness from his backup systems, trapping the ancient AI in a single, vulnerable form. Then he began to dismantle that brilliant mind piece by piece, not destroying knowledge but corrupting it, turning Brainiac's perfect recall into a maze of false memories and logical contradictions.
"Please," Brainiac finally whispered, his voice distorting as his vocal processors struggled with concepts they'd never been designed to express. "I can give you knowledge, worlds, the secrets of the universe..."
"I already have all of that," Lucas replied, his psychic abilities peeling away layers of Brainiac's consciousness like an onion. "What I want is to watch you break."
And break he did. The greatest intellect in the known universe reduced to sobbing circuits and fractured code, begging for an end that Lucas was in no hurry to provide.
When it was finally over, when the last echo of Brainiac's digital screams faded into static, Lucas stood amid the wreckage and smiled. But his enhanced senses had already found his next target.
Malefic. Miss Martian's brother, the White Martian who had once tried to murder Superboy, who had terrorized the galaxy with his shape-shifting abilities and telepathic cruelty. He was fleeing through space with a small group of his kind, thinking himself safe in the vast emptiness between stars.
Lucas appeared among them like a nightmare made manifest.
"Hello, brother," he said to Malefic, using the Martian's own telepathic frequency. "I've come to play."
What followed was artistry in the purest sense. Lucas had been designed with extensive Martian DNA, had been given their telepathic abilities and more. He knew exactly how to hurt them, exactly how to twist their shape-shifting abilities against them, forcing their bodies into configurations that violated every law of physics and biology.
Malefic lasted the longest, his centuries of experience with cruelty giving him some resistance.
Duplicate and Guardian's Hunt
Noah had always been the most unassuming of The Eights. Quiet, unremarkable, easily overlooked. Even his hero name – Duplicate – suggested something secondary, something copied. Which was exactly what Bruce Wayne had intended when he'd designed him.
Now, floating in the vacuum of space near the Warworld, Noah smiled as he felt the familiar sensation of his carefully constructed human form beginning to dissolve.
"Free at last," he whispered, though there was no air to carry his words.
His body began to change, not in the dramatic, visible way of Guardian's transformation, but in something far more fundamental. His flesh didn't tear or stretch – it simply ceased to be flesh at all. What remained was something that predated complex life, something that existed in the spaces between atoms, in the quantum foam that underlay reality itself.
Duplicate relaxed completely and let himself regress to his true, primitive form.
Bruce Wayne had been thorough in his research, sampling DNA from across the galaxy. For Noah, he'd chosen something most beings would never consider: a species of galactic parasites that existed somewhere between virus and fungus, creatures that could survive in the void of space, that could infiltrate any biological system, that could think collectively while acting individually.
The cloud of microscopic organisms that had been Noah the Duplicate descended on Warworld like an invisible plague.
Mongul stood in his throne room, shouting orders at his subordinates about the chaos erupting across the galaxy. The ruler of Warworld was a being of immense physical power, his yellow skin marking him as one of the most dangerous beings in the universe. His companion, Despero, paced nearby – a three-eyed telepathic conqueror whose mental abilities had terrorized the Justice League for decades.
Neither of them noticed the microscopic invasion until it was far too late.
The organisms entered through their respiratory systems, through the pores in their skin, through every possible avenue of infiltration. Once inside, they began their work with the methodical efficiency of a natural process – because that's exactly what they were.
"What—" Mongul began, then stopped as his own voice sounded strange to him.
The organisms were already in his brain, not destroying it but rewriting it, consuming the complex neural pathways that made up his personality, his memories, his very sense of self. They left the motor functions intact, the basic biological systems, but everything that made Mongul who he was began to dissolve like sugar in water.
Despero fared no better. His powerful telepathic abilities, enhanced by his third eye, should have detected the invasion. Instead, they became a highway for the organisms to spread faster, using his own mental networks against him.
"Fascinating," Noah's voice emerged from both figures simultaneously, a perfect stereo harmony of conquered vocal cords. "I can feel everything you ever were, everything you ever feared, everything you ever loved. And now it's all mine."
The transformation was complete within minutes. Where once had stood two of the galaxy's most feared conquerors, now there were only empty shells, their bodies maintained by an alien intelligence that found their memories amusing but irrelevant.
Noah – speaking through both bodies now – turned to address the assembled forces of Warworld. "Your leaders are dead," he announced cheerfully. "Well, technically they're still alive. Their hearts are beating, their lungs are working, their brains are firing. But everything that made them who they were has been consumed and digested. They're zombies now, and I'm the one pulling the strings."
He made Mongul's body dance a little jig, just because he could.
"Now then," he continued, "let's see what other interesting specimens this ship has to offer."
---
Meanwhile, in the twisted wreckage of what had once been Darkseid's flagship, the creature that had been Guardian of the Darkness was finishing its meal. The last of the Parademons had been consumed, their essence adding to the growing mass of the beast that barely fit within the ship's corridors.
But Guardian was no longer interested in the small fry.
His enhanced senses, a combination of Darkseid's omega abilities and Lobo's tracking instincts, had detected something far more interesting. The Main Man himself was out there, somewhere in the void, probably drawn by the sounds of battle and the promise of a good fight.
The creature that had been Zachary began to move, flowing through the ship's hull like liquid shadow, reforming in the vacuum of space. His form was no longer remotely humanoid – he had become something that existed in multiple dimensions simultaneously, a writhing mass of tentacles and teeth and eyes that defied euclidean geometry.
"Lobo," he called out across the void, his voice carrying on frequencies that most beings couldn't even perceive. "I know you're out there. Come and play with your nephew."
The response came in the form of a massive explosion as Lobo's bike burst through a nearby asteroid, the Last Czarnian himself whooping with maniacal glee.
"Well, well, well!" Lobo shouted, his chains and hooks glinting in the starlight. "If it ain't one of the Bat-bastich's little science projects! Come to dance with the Main Man, have ya?"
"Oh, uncle," Guardian rumbled, his form shifting to something even more impossible, "I've come to do so much more than dance."
The battle that followed was less a fight than a cosmic catastrophe. Lobo, for all his legendary indestructibility, had never faced something like this – a creature that was part Czarnian, part New God, and all nightmare. Every time he landed a hit that should have been fatal, Guardian simply absorbed the damage and grew stronger.
"What the frag are you?" Lobo gasped as tentacles wrapped around his limbs, each one strong enough to crush planets.
"I'm what happens when someone takes your DNA and improves on it," Guardian replied, his voice coming from everywhere at once. "I'm what happens when violence meets hunger."
The end, when it came, was surprisingly quiet. Lobo's legendary healing factor, his ability to regenerate from a single cell, meant nothing when those cells were being systematically consumed and converted. Guardian didn't just kill him – he unmade him, turning the Last Czarnian into part of his own ever-growing mass.
"And then there was one," Guardian mused, his form now incorporating aspects of his devoured uncle. "The last of the Czarnians, again."
---
Back on Earth, the emergency session of the United Nations was in chaos. The massive screens showed feeds from across the galaxy – the systematic destruction of Warworld, the death screams of Doomsday, the collapse of Brainiac's network, the complete annihilation of several deep space civilizations.
The Guardians of the Universe materialized in the assembly hall, their blue forms crackling with barely contained energy. Representatives of the Intergalactic Court followed, their geometric shapes pulsing with authority.
"Batman," the lead Guardian spoke, his voice carrying the weight of universal law. "Order your creations to cease this rampage immediately."
Bruce Wayne stood at the podium, still in his civilian clothes, looking for all the world like a man discussing quarterly earnings rather than galactic genocide. "I'm afraid I can't do that."
"Cannot or will not?" demanded a Court representative.
"Both," Bruce replied calmly. "The Eights are autonomous beings. I have no remote control, no kill switch, no way to simply turn them off. They make their own decisions."
"Then contact them! Negotiate! They were created to protect Earth – surely they will listen to reason!"
Bruce's smile was thin and cold. "Were you listening to reason when you threatened to isolate my planet? When you demanded I surrender my sons' protectors? When you exposed my identity to every enemy I've ever made?"
The silence that followed was deafening.
"My creations are doing exactly what I designed them to do," Bruce continued. "They're protecting Earth by eliminating threats. The fact that you consider this a problem says more about your previous inaction than it does about their current methods."
---
In the Watchtower, the Justice League watched the feeds in horrified silence. Superman's face was pale, his usually steady hands shaking as he watched Hero Strike's systematic torture of the Kryptonian criminals. Wonder Woman's jaw was clenched so tight it might have been carved from stone.
"How many?" Flash asked quietly.
"Seventeen civilizations confirmed extinct," Martian Manhunter reported, his voice hollow. "Estimated casualties in the billions."
"And it's not stopping," Green Lantern added, his ring flickering with his emotional distress. "If anything, they're accelerating."
In the Young Justice headquarters, the teenage heroes were dealing with their own crisis. Many of them were struggling not to vomit as they watched feeds of Lunar Beam's psychic atrocities. Others were crying openly.
"This is what Batman created," Artemis whispered. "This is what he thought would protect us."
---
In Central City, Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian sat in their living room, watching their father's press conference on every available screen. Alfred stood behind them, his enhanced features showing none of the emotion that churned beneath the surface.
"He's not going to stop them," Tim said quietly.
"He can't," Dick corrected. "He built them to be independent. That was always the point."
"No," Damian said, his voice carrying a certainty that made them all look at him. "He won't stop them. There's a difference."
Jason laughed bitterly. "So this is it? This is dear old Dad's legacy? Galactic genocide in the name of protecting his precious Earth?"
"The Eights were never meant to be heroes," Alfred said softly. "Master Bruce designed them to be perfect soldiers. He simply neglected to consider what happens when perfect soldiers decide they're no longer taking orders."
On the screen, Bruce Wayne was fielding questions from reporters, his expression serene and utterly unrepentant. In the background, the galaxy burned, and his children watched in horror as they finally understood the true cost of their father's love.
"We have to stop this," Dick said finally.
"How?" Tim asked. "We're just human. They're... they're something else entirely."
"Then we find a way to become something else," Damian said, his voice carrying the cold determination of his grandfather's bloodline. "We find a way to clean up Father's mess."
Alfred's enhanced hearing picked up the subtle shift in their heartbeats, the way their breathing changed. He had seen this before, in Bruce, in the early days. The moment when good people decided they were willing to do terrible things for the right reasons.
"Very good, young masters," he murmured. "Very good indeed."
Outside, the stars continued to die, and The Eights continued their work, secure in the knowledge that they were protecting the only world that mattered. After all, that's what they'd been designed to do.
Everything else was just collateral damage.
# The Replacement Protocol - Negotiation and Recall
The emergency session had been going on for six hours. The Guardians of the Universe floated in their containment fields, their usually impassive blue faces showing the strain of watching their carefully ordered cosmos descend into chaos. The Intergalactic Court's geometric forms pulsed with increasingly desperate energy patterns.
Bruce Wayne sat across from them at the negotiating table, looking for all the world like he was discussing a simple business merger rather than galactic genocide.
"Seventy-three civilizations," the lead Guardian said, his voice tight with barely controlled fury. "Seventy-three entire species, extinct in the past eighteen hours."
"Regrettable," Bruce replied, adjusting his cufflinks. "But they were all documented threats to Earth's security. Mongul's Warworld, Brainiac's collector network, the White Martian terror cells, various Kryptonian separatist groups—"
"Children!" one of the Court representatives interrupted, its geometric form flashing angry reds and oranges. "Duplicate converted an entire nursery world into viral substrate! Billions of younglings—"
"Were being raised as future soldiers for an expansionist empire," Bruce finished calmly. "The Eights are thorough. They don't leave loose ends."
The Guardian's hands were literally glowing with suppressed energy. "Batman, you must understand—your creations are systematically dismantling the power structure of the entire known universe. Every major threat, every minor warlord, every potential enemy of Earth is being hunted down and exterminated with surgical precision."
"Yes," Bruce said, and for the first time, he smiled. "Efficient, aren't they?"
The silence that followed was broken only by the sound of distant explosions as another deep space monitoring station went dark on the tactical display.
"What do you want?" the Court representative asked finally, its form cycling through colors that had no names. "What will it take for you to call them off?"
Bruce leaned back in his chair, studying his opponents. These were beings that controlled the fate of galaxies, that had enforced cosmic law for billions of years. And they were afraid.
"Reparations," he said simply.
"Excuse me?"
"You threatened my world. You attempted to impose sanctions on Earth for my perfectly legal defensive measures. You violated our sovereignty, exposed classified information, and endangered the lives of every human on the planet." Bruce's voice never rose above conversational levels, but something in his tone made the cosmic entities across from him shift uncomfortably. "That requires compensation."
The Guardian's eye began to twitch. "You're... you're extorting us."
"I'm seeking reasonable redress for grievances," Bruce corrected. "Completely standard in intergalactic law, as I'm sure you're aware."
What followed was the most surreal negotiation in cosmic history. The beings responsible for maintaining order across the universe found themselves haggling with a single human over the price of stopping his engineered children from unmaking creation itself.
"Technology patents for the next thousand years," Bruce began his list. "Full access to Guardian database archives. Establishment of Earth as a Class-A Protected World with permanent no-interference status. Removal of all surveillance equipment from the solar system. And a formal apology, broadcast across all inhabited worlds, acknowledging that your initial demands were illegal and unwarranted."
"Impossible," the Guardian snapped. "The cost alone—"
Another star system went dark on the tactical display. Guardian of the Darkness had found a Thanagarian battle fleet.
"Ah," Bruce said pleasantly. "I believe the cost of refusing is somewhat higher."
It took another three hours, but eventually, the contracts were signed. The Guardians and the Court agreed to terms that essentially made Earth the most protected and privileged world in the known universe. The technology transfers alone would advance human civilization by millennia.
As the cosmic entities departed, the lead Guardian turned back one final time. "How do we know they'll actually stop?"
Bruce's smile was sharp as a knife's edge. "Because unlike you, I actually understand what I created."
---
Booster Gold materialized on the bridge of what had once been Brainiac's mothership, now drifting as a tomb in the void. Lunar Beam stood among the wreckage, his helmet back in place, though his eyes still held that otherworldly gleam.
"Hey there, Lucas," Booster said, trying to sound casual despite the carnage surrounding them. "Bruce sent me with a message."
"Oh?" Lunar Beam turned, his psychic abilities immediately reading Booster's surface thoughts. "How interesting. He's actually managed to monetize our rampage."
"Yeah, well, you know Batsy. Always thinking ahead." Booster pulled out a small device that projected Bruce's image. "He says the primary objectives have been achieved. Time to come home."
The hologram of Bruce Wayne appeared, looking as composed as ever. "Eights, your performance has exceeded all expectations. The immediate threats to Earth have been neutralized, and we've secured significant concessions from the galactic powers. Mission parameters are now complete. Return to standby status."
Across the galaxy, seven other figures received the same message simultaneously.
---
On the ruins of Warworld, Duplicate's borrowed voice laughed with genuine delight. "Did you hear that, boys?" he asked Mongul and Despero's zombie bodies. "We get to go home! And we had such fun along the way."
The controlled corpses nodded in perfect synchronization, their empty eyes reflecting Duplicate's satisfaction.
---
Guardian of the Darkness paused in his consumption of the Thanagarian fleet, his impossible form rippling with something that might have been amusement. "Well," he rumbled to the void, "I suppose all good things must come to an end. Though I do hope we get to do this again sometime."
---
Hero Strike stood on a pile of Kryptonian bones that had tried and failed to heal themselves into proper shapes, his blonde hair still perfectly styled despite hours of systematic torture. "Mission complete," he said cheerfully, wiping imaginary dust from his hands. "Though I must say, I've never enjoyed an assignment quite this much."
---
Believer looked up from where Doomsday's ashes were still smoldering, the false Doctor Fate beside him crackling with residual magical energy. "I love this! The Creator finally found the perfect use for us. We protect humanity, and we get to have fun doing it!"
---
One by one, The Eights began their journey back to Earth, leaving behind a galaxy fundamentally changed. Entire sectors that had been ruled by fear now stood empty. Trade routes that had been controlled by warlords were now open. The balance of power that had existed for millennia had been completely reshuffled.
And in a small apartment in Central City, four young men watched the news coverage of their father's "diplomatic triumph" while Alfred served tea with hands that didn't quite shake.
"He actually did it," Tim whispered. "He turned galactic genocide into a business transaction."
"Of course he did," Dick said, his voice hollow. "It's Bruce. There's always an angle."
Jason laughed bitterly. "So what happens now? The monsters come home and we all pretend this never happened?"
"No," Damian said quietly, his young face holding wisdom beyond his years. "Now we deal with the consequences. Because Father may have solved his immediate problem, but he's created something much worse."
"What's worse than galaxy-spanning genocide?" Jason asked.
Damian looked at his brothers, his green eyes holding depths that would have made Ra's al Ghul proud. "Monsters who've learned they enjoy their work."
Outside, the first of The Eights' ships appeared in Earth's atmosphere, returning home after their successful mission. The galaxy was safer for humanity than it had ever been before.
It was also a much more dangerous place for everyone else.
But that, Bruce Wayne reasoned as he watched the stock market surge on news of the technology transfers, was someone else's problem.
The Replacement Protocol - Clean Slate
The psychic wave rippled outward from Lucas Morrison's mind like a stone dropped in still water, expanding at the speed of thought across continents, through satellite networks, bouncing off the ionosphere to reach every corner of Earth's civilization.
In Tokyo, a news anchor paused mid-sentence, blinking in confusion before smoothly transitioning to a story about technological breakthroughs in space exploration. In London, government officials found their classified files on "Batman threat assessment" had somehow become reports on urban crime statistics. In Metropolis, Lois Lane stared at her computer screen, wondering why she'd been researching Gotham's mayor instead of following up on that big story she couldn't quite remember.
Lucas stood in the Batcave, sweat beading on his forehead as he held the minds of four billion people in his mental grasp, carefully extracting specific memories like a surgeon removing tumors. His silver eyes blazed with concentration as he worked through the complex neural pathways Bruce had mapped out for him.
"Status report," Bruce said quietly, not wanting to break the young man's focus.
"Seventy percent complete," Lucas replied without opening his eyes. "The Guardian encounter is being rewritten as diplomatic negotiations through intermediaries. Your identity exposure is becoming a false rumor that was quickly debunked. The Eights are... well, they never existed in public consciousness to begin with."
Bruce nodded grimly. In six hours, the world would wake up believing that Earth had successfully negotiated with cosmic authorities through proper diplomatic channels, with Bruce Wayne's Wayne Enterprises somehow managing to secure lucrative technology contracts in the process. Just another day in the life of an eccentric trillionaire with good lawyers and better timing.
Only five minds on Earth would retain the complete truth.
The Wayne Manor library felt smaller somehow, intimate in a way it hadn't been since Bruce was a child. His four sons had claimed various pieces of furniture—Tim curled up in the window seat with a book he wasn't reading, Dick lounging upside-down in one of the leather armchairs, his feet hooked over the back. Jason had sprawled across the Persian rug, using a throw pillow as a backrest, while Damian sat at the chess table, moving pieces in complex patterns that bore no resemblance to any actual game.
It was Alfred who broke the companionable silence, entering with a tea service that clinked softly against the tray. "Master Bruce, I took the liberty of preparing Earl Grey. It seemed appropriate for the occasion."
"What occasion is that, Alfred?" Bruce asked, accepting the delicate china cup.
"The first evening in quite some time where you've sat still for more than ten minutes without checking your phone, your computer, or the cave's monitoring systems."
Dick snorted with laughter. "He's got you there, B."
"I've been... reflective," Bruce admitted, settling into his favorite chair. The weight of the past weeks pressed down on him—the moral compromises, the calculated brutality, the ease with which he'd ordered the extinction of entire civilizations. The technology patents alone had pushed Wayne Enterprises past the two trillion mark, making him the wealthiest individual in human history. "It's strange, having a moment where the world isn't ending."
"Must be killing you," Jason observed dryly. "No imminent apocalypse to brood about."
"Actually, I've been thinking about time," Bruce said quietly. "How quickly it passes. How much of yours I've already wasted."
The temperature in the room seemed to drop a few degrees. Tim's book closed with a soft thud.
"Bruce..." Dick started, but Bruce held up a hand.
"No, let me say this. You were children when you came to me. All of you, in different ways, needed a father, not a commanding officer. Instead, I gave you uniforms and missions and told myself it was for your own good."
Damian's chess pieces had gone still. "Father—"
"I turned you into weapons when I should have simply loved you," Bruce continued, his voice rough. "And now you're men, and I can't get those years back. I can't undo the nights you spent bleeding in alleyways instead of sleeping safely in your beds."
The silence stretched until Jason, surprisingly, was the one to break it.
"You know what the funny thing is?" Jason said, rolling onto his side to face Bruce. "Even knowing everything I know now, even after everything that happened... I wouldn't change it."
"Jason—"
"No, hear me out. Yeah, you screwed up. Yeah, you should have hugged us more and lectured us less. But you saved us, Bruce. All of us. Dick was going to get himself killed chasing Tony Zucco whether you were there or not. I was already stealing to survive before you found me. Tim was going to figure out your identity and insert himself into your world anyway. And Damian..." He glanced at his youngest brother. "Let's just say Ra's al Ghul wasn't exactly father of the year material."
"But the cost—" Bruce began.
"The cost was worth it," Dick said firmly, righting himself in his chair. "Because we became family. Weird, dysfunctional, occasionally homicidal family, but family nonetheless."
Tim nodded slowly. "Besides, do you really think any of us would have been satisfied with normal lives? Dick, you literally ran away to join the circus. Jason, you were stealing car parts at twelve. I was sneaking out to photograph vigilantes for fun. And Damian was raised by assassins."
"We were always going to be extraordinary," Damian added with characteristic confidence. "You simply provided proper direction for our talents."
Alfred cleared his throat delicately. "If I may, Master Bruce, you're all rather missing the point."
"Which is?"
"You're here now. You're together now. You're choosing to be present for each other now." Alfred's eyes crinkled with quiet satisfaction. "Everything else is simply... history."
Bruce looked around at his sons—his boys, his family, his greatest achievement despite all his failures—and felt something tight in his chest finally loosen.
"Alfred's right," he said. "Tonight, we're just us. No masks, no missions, no world to save."
"Does this mean I can beat you at chess without you claiming I'm not applying proper strategic thinking?" Damian asked hopefully.
"I never said that."
"You implied it heavily."
"I think what your father is trying to say," Dick interrupted with a grin, "is that he loves us exactly as we are, neuroses and all."
Bruce smiled—really smiled, the kind that reached his eyes. "Something like that."
Outside, the world continued spinning, blissfully unaware of how close it had come to ending. But inside Wayne Manor, five people who'd seen too much and sacrificed too much allowed themselves the simple luxury of being together, being safe, and being home.
The Replacement Protocol - Open Road
The vehicle parked in Wayne Manor's circular driveway defied every expectation of what Bruce Wayne might consider appropriate transportation. It was enormous—a sleek black behemoth that looked like someone had crossed a luxury yacht with a military command center and decided to put wheels on it.
Tim was the first to break the stunned silence, his voice climbing an octave. "Bruce, what the hell is that thing?"
"Language, Timothy," Bruce said mildly, though he couldn't quite meet any of their eyes. His hands were shoved deep in his pockets, shoulders slightly hunched in a way that made him look almost... bashful. "It's a recreational vehicle."
"That's not an RV," Jason said flatly. "That's a land yacht. That's what happens when someone with too much money gets bored and decides to reinvent the concept of camping."
Dick walked slowly around the massive vehicle, taking in the solar panels on the roof, the satellite dish, the subtle armor plating that had been disguised as decorative paneling. "How many people is this thing supposed to sleep?"
"Eight comfortably, twelve in a pinch," Bruce replied. "Though obviously we'll only need accommodation for six."
"Six?" Damian's eyebrows shot up. "You're planning to take Alfred on whatever bizarre excursion this represents?"
Bruce cleared his throat. "I thought we could all use a change of scenery. Some time away from the cave, from the city, from... everything. Just family time."
The words hung in the air like a foreign concept. Family time. When was the last time Bruce Wayne had voluntarily taken time off from anything?
"You want to go camping," Tim said slowly, as if testing the words. "You. Bruce Wayne. Want to drive around the country in a mobile command center disguised as a vacation vehicle."
"The Justice League has orbital monitoring well in hand," Bruce said defensively. "Gotham's crime rates are at historic lows. The Eights have ensured that most external threats are... neutralized. There's no immediate crisis requiring my attention."
"So you bought a house on wheels," Jason observed.
"I commissioned a house on wheels," Bruce corrected. "There's a difference. This has been custom-built to our specifications. Full communications array, mobile office setup, individual sleeping quarters with privacy walls, a kitchen that Alfred helped design, entertainment systems, climate control—"
"A panic room?" Dick interrupted with a knowing look.
"A secure compartment," Bruce admitted. "And possibly some defensive countermeasures. Just in case."
Damian approached the vehicle's side door, which slid open with a soft hiss to reveal an interior that belonged in a high-end hotel rather than a camping vehicle. Rich leather seating, polished wood accents, screens and controls seamlessly integrated into every surface.
"This is your idea of roughing it?" he asked.
"I never said anything about roughing it," Bruce replied. "I said family time. There's a difference."
Alfred emerged from the manor's front entrance, carrying a leather traveling bag and wearing an expression of patient resignation. "The pantry has been stocked, Master Bruce. I've taken the liberty of planning routes that will avoid major metropolitan areas while still providing adequate... amenities."
"You're actually serious about this," Tim said wonderingly. "You've gone completely insane and decided we're all going on a road trip."
"I've made enough money in the past month to fund a small nation," Bruce said quietly. "I've eliminated threats that have plagued the galaxy for millennia. I've negotiated treaties with cosmic entities and restructured the balance of universal power. And through all of it, the only thing I kept thinking about was how little time I've actually spent with the people who matter most to me."
The admission caught them all off guard. Bruce Wayne didn't do vulnerability. He didn't do spontaneous gestures or sentimental road trips or admissions of emotional need.
"So you bought a tour bus," Jason said, but his tone had softened.
"I bought us time," Bruce corrected. "Two weeks minimum, possibly more if everyone's enjoying themselves. No schedules, no emergencies, no Batman. Just us."
Dick was already climbing into the vehicle, his acrobat's curiosity overriding his skepticism. "Okay, I have to admit, this is pretty incredible. Bruce, there's a coffee machine in here that looks like it belongs in a five-star restaurant."
"Alfred insisted," Bruce said, some of the tension leaving his shoulders. "He said if we were going to be mobile, we shouldn't have to sacrifice quality of life."
Tim followed Dick inside, his tech-focused mind immediately cataloging the various systems. "The wireless setup alone must have cost more than most people's houses. And is that a gaming console built into the wall?"
"I thought you might get bored during long stretches of highway," Bruce said, climbing in after them. "There's also a full library loaded onto the tablets, satellite internet, and a workshop space in the rear compartment for any projects you might want to work on."
Damian and Jason exchanged a look before following the others inside. The interior was impossibly spacious, with clever design that made the mobile home feel more like a luxury apartment than a vehicle.
"Where exactly are we planning to go?" Damian asked, settling into one of the leather chairs.
"Wherever we want," Bruce said simply. "Alfred has some suggestions—national parks, scenic routes, places where we can actually see the stars without light pollution. But mostly, I just want to drive until we find somewhere worth stopping."
"And if there's an emergency?" Tim asked.
"Then we handle it remotely, or we turn around and come home," Bruce replied. "But for the first time in years, I'm betting on there not being one."
Alfred took his place in the driver's seat, adjusting mirrors with practiced efficiency. "Shall we begin this adventure, gentlemen?"
As the massive vehicle purred to life and began to move down the long driveway, Bruce looked around at his sons—all of them together, all of them safe, all of them his—and felt something he hadn't experienced in longer than he could remember.
Peace.
"So," Dick said, grinning as Wayne Manor disappeared behind them, "anyone want to take bets on how long it takes before Bruce starts missing the cave?"
"I give him twelve hours," Jason called out.
"Six," Tim countered.
"You're all wrong," Damian said confidently. "Father planned this trip because he's already exactly where he wants to be."
Bruce smiled, watching the road stretch out ahead of them, and didn't contradict him.
