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Yooo uhh it starts off with Zuka and Broker making out passionately then Steampunk walks in half of his fucking face bleeding, sees them making out and shouts “WHAT THE FUCK DADS?!?!??!?!?!”
They stop facefucking eachother with their lips. “Uhhhh Steam you saw nothing,” Broker shushed.
Steampunk then proceeds to start sobbing very loudly cause he's still bleeding out and in pain before saying “I'll just go see Rocket instead please don't make me see you two facefucking eachother again…”
Steampunk then proceeded to go find Rocket. However, when he did, he saw something he didn’t expect. “What..? Rocket? Why is your tongue in Sword's mouth?!”
Rocket and Sword stopped making out and looked at Steampunk “Little brother get out.” Steampunk then walked out of the room and dialed Medkit’s number. (123 456 7890)
*Ring ring* Medkit picked up. “Hello?”
Steampunk responded in a pained voice, “Medkit half my face is bleeding… Can you come here and help me.. Dads are having fun time… and Rocket’s also busy…”
Medkit spoke back in a worried tone “I'll be there soon kid just hold on.”
Medkit hung up and Steampunk just sat in the kitchen waiting… and waiting… and waiting… Then 30 minutes later Medkit got there.