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"Gurimu has always been ostracised by girls her age. They tended to bully her because of her hourglass figure. They also tended to emphasize she's so ugly she would even make a Happy Meal cry.
She had long, flowing hair that was soft like silk and looked like sunshine was woven into it. Her eyes reflected the clear skies, making her appear like a goddess, causing boys to get nosebleeds whenever they saw her.
On her 19th birthday she entered university. This is where she met the biggest jerk ever! Gurimu was running towards one of the lecture halls one morning, with a piece of bread still in her mouth since she didn't have time for her tiny little cramped apartment.
She turned around a corner when she hit a brick wall, falling to the ground.
"Oww!"
She rubbed her nose, eyes a bit teary from the pain, making her look angelic. Someone scoffed and she looked up. Oh. That wasn't a brick wall but a handsome guy's sculpted chest. The guy was disgustingly handsome, looking like marble carved by the gods themselves.
"What, are you blind? Look where you're going, idiot."
The jerk turned around and left without even helping her up! Hmpf! How rude. Gurimu got back up staring at the broad back of the tall handsome man. He looked to be wearing expensive clothes and a designer watch to match it.
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"Aaaand kids that's how I met your father!"
Gurimu giggled, turning to her children. University had been hard but it was worth it, after all, she got together with her prince charming and now they wee expecting their 3rd kid. She smiled, rubbing her stomach gently.
"And what happened after that Mom?" Her youngest asked. He had hair just like his father but his nose and eyes were Gurimu's. Gurimu chuckled, ruffling his hair.
"Well, we-" but before she could finish, she heard the front door open. She jumped up in excitement, tears gathering in her crystal like eyes. Really, she has been getting to emotional lately because of pregnancy hormones.
She got up from the couch, her thin legs wobbling sligthly under the added weight, before sprinting towards the figure of a tall, handsome man in the process of taking off his coat. Vlad turned around just in time to catch his darling wife in his hold, strong arms encasing her tiny waist, practically made for his hands to hold. It was like he could hold her with just one hand.
"Hello Kitten whiskers."
He smiled, leaning down and rubbing his nose against Gurimu's. The bald spot in his head shined in the white LED lights, not that Gurimu would ever see it, because of the humongous height difference between them.
"How is my Honey Bear and her little pup doing? All good?"
His adorable wife just chuckled a bit embarassed before nodding, shyly turning her head away from him, trying to hide her face in his neck instead.
They hugged, basically completing eachother as if they were made to be one. Soulmates even.
All was good in the Bald household.