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It was a dark and stormy night, the Hawaii winds shook the palm trees surrounding the Hilton hotel. Inside, waiting to check in, were the Minions and Gru. They were on a top secret mission, to steal the Heart of Te Fiti.
“So, let me get this straight,” the receptionist said, looking very overworked and underpaid, “you want 5,200 rooms?” Gru nodded.
“Well, we only have like 5 available right now…so…”
“They can sleep in kitchens,” Gru said, gesturing to the yellow mob behind him. With a deeply pained sigh, the receptionist agreed.
Before they could head to their quarters, Gru pulled Kevin and Stuart aside.
“I’m putting you two in a hotel room. In the morning, when we leave, I want you to steal the hairdryer and toiletries.”
“uhhh…pelo gru, to kaylay no papoya”
“I know I’m bald Kevin. It's for Lucy. She likes the hotel stuff.”
“Ah Banana!”
With that, Kevin and Stuart were off to their room. As they walked to the elevator, Stuart’s hand bumped into Kevin’s, but they said nothing.
As they entered their room, Stuart paused at the door.
“Oh poop.” He frowned.
“Banana?” Asked Kevin, looking concerned.
“Bed bada sola, no no no papaya!” Stuart put his head in his hands, shaking it back and forth. Kevin was, honestly, upset that Stuart would react that way. What was so bad about sharing a bed with him? Did he smell bad? Or snore all night? Kevin didn’t know. And he couldn’t really ask Stuart either.
“Ti okay, ka sama zee en ta popa” Kevin said with uncertainty, he really didn’t want to sleep on the floor, but if sharing a bed made Stuart so uncomfortable, he would.
“No No ti okay! Ti okay!” Stuart replied, a little too quickly. “Pem pudum lap our, pem nama mupa ito!” Stuart was right, they could both easily fit on the bed.
“Ahhh..okay?” Kevin agreed nervously, “Goodnight?” he said, as he headed under the covers.
“Goodnight! Banana!” Stuart turned off the lights and crawled into bed.
..//..//..//..
Kevin awoke in a tangle of limbs. He tried to move, but Stuart was holding on too tight. ‘
Or…just tight enough…Kevin thought, closing his eyes again.
..//..//..//..
The alarm clock chimed at half-past 7, pulling Kevin out of his blissful slumber.
“Stuart! Stuart! Papoya!” Kevin shook Stuart, trying to wake him up.
“Ooooh…banana….” Stuart mumbled in his sleep, only gripping Kevin tighter.
“Stuart! Rabdad! Nip Noba!!”
Finally, (or for Kevin, too soon ) Stuart opened his eyes.
“AAAAAH” he screamed, jumping off Kevin.
The room was filled with an awkward silence. Kevin and Stuart averted eyes, but slowly, they scooted closer, and closer together. Stuart placed his hand over Kevins, and leaned in slowly.
Just as Kevin was about to reciprocate, the door burst open.
“BEE DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOO” Screamed Bob, running into the room and grabbing the hair dryer and shampoo. He turned around to look and Kevin, and smirked at his compromising position.
“Ahh.. be do ba qi.” he said, and walked off.
TIME SKIP: 5 YEARS LATER
Stuart walked down the aisle in a beautiful white dress, his bouquet of bananas sparkling under the sun. When he reached Kevin, he smiled.
“Pem nama funfly aca dad da oudmet ta union de Stuart yee Kevin” Bob began, decked out in full priest attire.
“Stuart, batoya Kevin da be tu hubada, een sick and een health, da hala da tu ba, till batooya do zim do?”
“Banana” Stuart said, looking up into Kevin’s shining goggles.
““Kevin, batoya Stuart da be tu hubada, een sick and een health, da hala da tu ba, till batooya do zim do?”
With tears in his eyes, Kevin replied,
“Banana”
END.