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C00lkid was sitting on a couch, playing roblox, when Carson Walked into the room.
“Hey c00lkid!!!” Carson said enthusiastically, “is your dilf of a father still single?”
“...yeah?” C00lkid responded. What was that guy up to? Also what was a dilf?
“Well I was wondering, would you be able to… I dunno… set me up on a date with him?”
“Hmmmm”
“I'll give you this entire cheesecake”
“Deal!”
C00lkid ran away like a gremlin.
007n7 was laying on the ground, thinking about his hubby Johnathan Doeington. A suspiciously C00lkid shaped hole appeared in his wall as c00lkid slid through it.
“hiiiiii dadddddd” c00lkid said.
“Hey c00lkid,” 007n7 responded.
“So there's this guy… he wants to go on a date with you…”
“Ok…”
A second Carson shaped hole appeared next to c00lkid’s.
“Hey 007n7 I was impatient wanna go in a date with me”
007n7 got a nosebleed then they fucked the end