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CHAP 1: MISSON FORM GOD
I was in my seance class one dat when my librul teacher mr jonson was talkin about evilusion.
"an tat is why humins came form monkees and their is no god" he said.
I razed my han.d
"yes Sara" he said.
"if humin came from monkees why r their still monks"
my teacher had no anser for that so he give me a ditention and an f on my test.
"hahaha!" he sad "you Christens wil be defeet on day! athests alreedy rule dis cuntry becuz of obama car and son all Christens will goto deaf panells!"
just then the door toteh science room opened and God walked in. he was waring a rob and had a bread like he allways does.
"mr jonson ur gong too HELL!"
"no cuz u arnt reel" mr jonson said.
"lol ur a moran" God said and he stroked mr jonson with lighting and mr jonson ded.
"yay!" said all the Christens in the class.
"boo!" said the Heatrans so God stroked all them to.
"ok now I nead too talk too Sara God said. "so everbuddy else leave."
"ok" my classmates left the room.
"Sara Osborne ive bean watching u for sum time," he sad, "this world isnt the only on I mad."
"for real" I ask.
"yea do u no about video games."
"yea I play them with my bro and Lauren" (my bro is my brother and Lauren is my BFF forever and shes a PCC (Pretty Consertative Christen) like me to)
"well they are real because when u play the nother unevirse I made"
"cool God" I hi fived God.
"ok but theres treble. Satan found out about this and now hes in Nentendo World. Only u can stop him b4 he dose evil stuff their."
"oh no."
"right this is the hardest thing u ever done even harder than ur math test last month. God thing i'm God and I can give u cool powers and stuff."
So God gave me some power and I fell to sleep. When I woke up I was outside of the Smosh Manshon!