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"Seriously, how does this keep happening to you?" Phoenix asks as he sits down on the other side of the glass. "I feel like we should go to Guinness or something, this has to be a world record."
"Hey!" Maya yelps in faux indignation. "It's not like I want to be here either!" She pauses for a moment. "Do you think we could actually win a prize for this?"
"... Probably not."
"Figures... Hey, Nick? You'll get me out of this, right?"
"Of course I will, Maya." He says, already pulling out his notebook. "What else are friends for?"
"Thanks, Nick."