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2025-03-31
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Summary:

steph texts pete. chaos ensues

Chapter 1: hey kids shake it loose together

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Today 3:14 PM

672-093-2214: hey

672-093-2214: so

672-093-2214: give any thought to my proposal?

 

You: Who is this?

 

672-093-2214: steph

672-093-2214: duh

672-093-2214: or do you just have random people texting you about proposals all the time

 

Add Contact: 

First Name: Stephanie

Last Name: Lauter

Nickname: steph??

 

steph??: pete?

steph??: ya there?

 

You: Yeah sorry

You: Maybe, I need to double check my schedule

You: Also, how did you get this number?

 

steph??: i have my ways🤪

 

NOT nerdy prudes (f u jagermeister)

 

Today 3:23 PM

 

You: guys you’ll never believe who just texted me

sexxy menace: who??

richie rich: who??

You: ruth did you change your name in my phone again

sexxy menace: pete “ruthie chrissy” is so boring

You: fine

richie rich: bruh im on pins and needles here

 

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First Name: Ruth

Last Name: Fleming

Nickname: ruthie vader

 

You: steph lauter???

ruthie vader: WHAT

richie rich: EXCUSE ME

ruthie vader: PETE

ruthie vader: THIS IS IT

ruthie vader: YOU’RE FINALLY GETTING LAID

richie rich: how did she get ur number??

You: idk??

You: maybe she got it from stacy? We had a group project at one point but she literally never texted in the chat

ruthie vader: who cares! Pete you need to tap that

ruthie vader: for the geeks everywhere

richie rich: wait what does she want?

You: soooooo I may have forgotten to tell you guys…

ruthie vader: ??

richie rich: ?

You: well so steph tried to cheat off of me today, and i said no ofc, but then after class she was all cute and pissed so i asked her if i could make it up to her and she said that if i helped her study then she would help get the bullies off my back

ruthie vader: UR JOKING

richie rich: WTF

richie rich: HOW DID YOU NOT TELL US??????

You: i honestly thought it had to be a joke?

You: but apparently not?

richie rich: pete this is a golden opportunity

richie rich: you HAVE to do it

You: but what if its all a trap and shes just playing me to make fun of me??

ruthie vader: who gives a fuck all that matters is that she wants to spend time with you!

You: maybe…idk

richie rich: do it do it do it do it

 

Today 3:29 PM

 

You: Okay

You: I’m in

 

steph??: fuck yeah