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Elliot: @everyone food it done
Elliot: is*
Chance: haha tpyo
Chance: fucj
Chance: kill mr
Elliot: fuck you dude
Noob: its not their fault they have dyslexia
Chance: dont you?
Noob: shhhhhhhhj
Elliot: are you guys going to come eat or just argue the entire time
Elliot: also @Shedletsky are you gonna eat your chicken or join us
Shedletsky: ill join you guys dw
Builderman: :D
Chance: bro you are not slick
Builderman: ?
Chance: you literally only message when shedletskydoes
Builderman: 🖕
007n7: I’m going to stay in my room.
Elliot: ok emo
007n7:what ?
Chance: i hate the way you type
Chance: you type like a dad
007n7: I’m sorry for using proper grammar and spelling?
Elliot: ok bro just because you son is literally killing us doesnt mean you have to put yourself in solitude
Chance: YOUR ACUTALLY A DAD/?????
Chance: WHO EVEN ARE THEY????
Chance: AND LILETO KNOWS???
Elliot: neve in my likfe has my name been butchered like that
Elliot: lileto??
Chance: no but fym “you son is literally killing us”
Elliot: you dont know???
Elliot: whenever c00lkidd kills 7n7 doesnt he say that 7n7 is his dad?
Chance: wtf?????
Shedletsky: so you weren’t going to tell us that your son is literally killing us?
Shedletsky: isnt this kinda important
007n7: I thought you guys already knew.
Shedletsky: bro
Shedletsky: nah this shit is crazy dawg
Elliot: @twotime are you coming to eat???
Elliot: bro two time???
Elliot: anyone knwo where two tiem is??
Guest 1337: pretty sure they lost their phone
Elliot: bruh
Guest 1337: dont worry tho i got them their phone back now.
Two Time: OH THANK SPAWN
Two Time: GUEST 1337 I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL TO YOU! YOU ARE WONDERFUL! SPAWN WILL BLESS YOU!
Guest 1337: two time, you good?
Two Time: YES THANKFULLY SPAWN HAS BLESSED ME WITH THE RETURN OF MY PHONE!
Noob: yeah no theyre going insane
Chance: lil they has always been insane
Elliot: NO WAY BRO JUST SAID LIL THAY LMAO
Elliot: LMFAO
Chance: i meannnn
Chance: i cant say lil bro or lil gal
Elliot: fair but ok
Elliot: gang never gall me lil gal btw
Elliot: will ignore you for an entire round if you do
Guest 1337: got it sir!
Noob: are you guys coming to eat or smth???
Noob: hello????
Two Time: HELLO! FELLOW BELIEVERS! I AM HERE TO CONSUME A FANTASTICAL DINNER FORGED BY OUR BELOVED PIZZAMAN!
Noob: yeah i understand chance now
Guest 1337: i just came with two time because i was looking for their phone
Guest 1337: dw
Elliot: hope you guys are fine with pizza like always
Shedletsky: I've always wondered why you always make pizza and nothingelse
Shedletsky: is it just a you thing where you only make pizzas?????
Builderman: I've been wondering the same thing
Noob: ...
Noob: broski is not proving chance wrong
Elliot: it just feels right
Elliot: don't get me wrong I can cook other food but it just feels right making pizza
Elliot: imean I worked at buildermans pizza for a while
Builderman: MY pizza establishment?????
Chance: he actually typed without shedletsky
Builderman: I do text without shed texting first chance
Chance: broski gave other bro a nicename
Chance: @Shedletsky can i call you shed????
Shedletsky: no you zestfest
Chance: YOU AND BUILDERMAN ARE A FUCKING ZESTFEST
Guest 1337: are we ignoring the fact that buildman is elliots ceo???
Chance: ig idk
Elliot: and he couldntpay me just a dollar more per hour
Elliot: wouldve helped getting into college
Builderman: imsorry elliot
Builderman: i didnt know about the pay for the workers
Elliot: its fine its all in the past anyways
007n7: No wonder why you looked to tired whenever my son and I came over.
Elliot: YOU AND YORU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SON WERE SOAN OYING
Elliot: YOU KEPT ON MESSING EVERYHGIN UP AND I HAD TO SLEACN UP AFTER YOU AND IT WAS SO FUCKIGN ANNOYIHNG ACTUALLY PISSED ME OFF
Chance: was not expecting and elliot crash out today
Elliot: STFU YOU YOU YOU ASJDLGASLKGDJ
Elliot: mb chat dunno what happened there
Guest 1337: crazy crashout just now
Guest 1337: holy moly
Noob: oly moly
Chance: ofc you know that audio
Elliot: @007n7 bro don't take that to heart
Elliot: ive already forgiven you
Elliot: ...
Elliot: actually stop being emo and come down already
Elliot: im going to become killer and stab you i swearrrrrrrrr
Noob: yo @007n7 actually come
Noob: he ain't playing around
Noob: he will do it
Two Time: SPAWN WILL BLESS ELLIOT WITH A SECOND LIFE! MURDER THOSE CLOSE TO YOU TO GET A BLESSING FROM OUR LORD!
Elliot: mrm mrm mrm mrm
Elliot: shut up two time
Elliot: cant believe you actually did it
Chance: did what
Elliot: not my story to tell
Chance: ill drag 008n7 down elliot dw
Elliot: thx pooks
Guest 1337: ???
Elliot: you don't do that with your besties
Guest 1337: no??
Guest 1337: i have a wife????
Elliot: mb i forgor
Guest 1337: so are you guys a thing??? or not??
Elliot: oh god fuck no
Elliot: i would never get with an adrenaline narcissistic bitch like chance
Elliot: hes just a silly bestie with me
Guest 1337: got it!
Chance: i got 7n7 btw
Elliot: tank you!!!! <3
Chance: ilyt!!! <3
Shedletsky: you guys type queer
Chance: arent you????
Chance: you and builderman are fucking or smth
Chance: because there is defo between you two
Shedletsky: no we dont
Builderman: no we dont
Elliot: just fucking eat bros
Elliot: idc anymore just eat