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The camera turns on. Arth is trying to turn on the 'video' function on the weird rectangular thing he found.
Arth: Hi. Is this on?
He sees that the camera is on.
Arth: yes. I did it. Uhhh. Okay so Elluka told me it could use this to record memorable moments. I've got no idea how though. I'm assuming that this is what she called a video?
Arth tries to figure out how it works.
Arth: okay. I think i got it. So i saw my friends doing something so I'm just going to record this because Elluka has too much blackmail on me.
He places the camera at a small crack in the door.
Elluka, Mariam and Leonhart are climbing on top of each other.
Elluka: Leonhart! Tip toe a bit more! I still can't reach it!
Mariam: Why don't we just tell Arth again? He'll probably help.
Elluka: Absolutely not. He's gonna kill us if he knew how i got it stuck there.
Leonhart wobbles a little.
Leonhart: Y'all are f*ckin' heavy. Stop shaking so much.
Mariam: And you aren't?
Leonhart: F*ck you.
Mariam: No thanks.
Elluka: Guys! I got it!
Leonhart: Great!
Leonhart drops Mariam and Elluka on the ground.
Elluka: Ow! What the f*ck man?!
Mariam: Sometimes I wonder why I spared you.
Leonhart: I told you you're heavy.
Elluka tackles Leonhart.
Leonhart: hey! Stop-
Elluka puts Leonhart in a headlock.
Elluka: REVENGE!
Leonhart: Ack! Wa-it-
Mariam: Elluka, you're going to strangle the idiot.
Leonhart in the background: Hey!
Elluka: That is the intended effect, yes.
???: Is there something interesting Arth?
Arth glances behind to see Anne.
Arth: Just them killing Leonhart again.
Anne rolls her eyes and walks into the room.
Anne: Arth and I left for 10 minutes-
The Trinity: Your Highness!
Elluka and Mariam bow. Leonhart is still on the floor so...
Anne: Elluka, please get off of Leonhart.
Elluka grumbling: Sure.
As soon as Elluka gets off, Leonhart scrambles behind Anne.
Arth laughing: You're a wimp Leonhart.
Leonhart blushing: Sh-shut up Arth.
Elluka spots the phone Arth is holding.
Elluka: Arth. Do you happen to have recorded everything that just happened?
Arth: ...maybe?
Elluka and Leonhart start chasing Arth. Arth is fast, but Elluka and Leonhart can be absolute demons when they want to be.
Elluka: Get back here Arth!
Arth: You will have to tear this out of my cold dead hands!
Which would have been true, if mud dolls could feel temperatures.
That night, Alexiel heard someone get tackled outside his room and alot of shouting.