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Text: Furina De Fontaine's guide to landing the hottest woman in Teyvat
Author: fieldfare
Reader: ArashiPodfics
Length: 17 Minutes
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[Podfic] Furina De Fontaine's guide to landing the hottest woman in Teyvat
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Summary:
Step 1: A terrible pickup line
“H-hey girl,” Furina said, ignoring all the screeching alarms in her head to not proceed, “A-are you Fontanian ‘cause,” She swallowed before delivering the punch-line that would seal her fate, “Ma-damn!”
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Step 2: Run away sobbing at what an utter pathetic display of rizz that was
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Step 3: ????
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Step 4: You now have a hot dilf as your girlfriend[Podfic Version]
Notes:
Huge thanks to fieldfare for allowing me to read their amazing story! This story is AMAZING and I am so here for Furina’s panic. She’s doing her best. But my fav part was Lynette having to explain what was going on. Truly a “kid teaches dad” moment.
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Thank you so much for listening. I have never done Arli’s voice before but omg, she is SO FUN to attempt. Also, Furina is super squeaky in this and I was having waaaaaay too much fun with her fluster and panic.
Constructive criticism (of the voice over) is always appreciated.
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