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Numbuh Two(Codename kids next door) vs Skye(Paw Patrol)
Numbuh Two aka Hoagie P. Gilligan jr, 2x4 tech/aviation expert of the kids next door!
Skye, the lovable aviation cockapoo pup of the paw patrol!
Announcer: Both are lovable aviation fanatics with awesome pilot skills, but who would win a race through the skies?
In the town of Adventure Bay, Skye was soaring through the air in her jet. Normally she'd use her helicopter, but the jet was just so much more fun for her.
“Ahhh, I just love the air blowing through my fur, so refreshing!”
The cockapoo puppy would hear a beeping noise from her GPS grid screen, telling her there's an unidentified aircraft around her area.
Said aircraft being what looked like a bathtub that has been souped up with plane parts and junk parts. The plane had zoomed above Skye,causing her jet to swerve around in circles; it was none other than Numbuh Two, AKA Hoagie Gilligan of the Kids Next Door!
“Whoooooo! I'm gonna do a barrel roll!” The pilot kid shouted with excitement before doing a barrel roll move, Skye was impressed by the speed of an oddly built plane so she sped up to catch up with Hoagie. The KND operative noticed something catching up to him on his GPS screen, wondering who or what it was. He noticed a shadow casting on him and his jaw dropped after looking up to see what was above him.
“Hey flyboy, new in town?”
Said the cockapoo pup, who was flying above the boy, upside down while having at him with an unhappy frown.
“Ya know, how reckless you were being? ya threw me off balance with your bath-plane-thingy!”
She scolded
“Hey it's no thingy! It's my T.U.B.A.D.U.B.!”
Numbuh Two said, defensively before bragging about how it's one of his favorite and best creations. Skye just rolled her eye's and gave Numbuh Two a little smirk.
“Well if it's so great, let's see if it's true.”
“Lookin’ for a race?”
Hoagie sounded determined to beat somebody in a race, this will be fun.
“Then you got a race, no rules!”
Hoagie pushed the button on the control panel, this activated the ketchup cannons from the plane's wings and shot ketchup in Skye’s face.
“Ack! What the?! Ketchup?! Who uses ketchup as a-”
“Last one to The Dino Wilds is a rotten chili-dog!”
The pup would be cut-off by Numbuh Two shouting in a megaphone, Skye activated a tiny robot arm holding a napkin from her jet, which wiped the ketchup off her face, the pup sneered.
“Oh it's on now!”
Skye kicks things into high gear,her jet blasting off through town! Since there were no rules, she wasn't scared to activate the new tennis ball blasters as she started blasting at Numbuh Two. The balls struck his plane, one of them hitting the boy in the head.
“Ouch! Oh so you wanna play ball, doggy?” Hoagie said mischievously before activating his soccer ball cannons and shot back at her.
“Then fetch the ball's!”
Skye would get whacked in the face by some soccer balls, she growled in frustration then used her jet's laser cannons to shoot at the incoming balls while also trying to blow up one of Hoagies wings.
“How about you fetch some lasers, huh?!”
Hoagie yelped as he flew out of town and into the mountain's, Skye chased after the boy, still shooting at him. Hoagie climbs up while doing a spin, he activates the canned corn cannons then shoots rapidly at Skye’s wings. The pink jet was taking some serious hits, leaving dents all over it. Skye’s lasers finally blasted one of Hoagie's wings off, causing him turbulence and making him fall from the air.
“Sweet Yipper cards! I'm hit! I'm hit!”
Hoagie panicked, his plane looking like it was about to crash right into Skye’s.
“Gang waaaaaay!!!”
The two pilot's scream in terror, they both hit their eject buttons and got launched into the air then activate their aviation packs, Numbuh Two with his F.L.A.P.P.U.H. pack and Skye’s jetpack. Both planes crashed into each other and impacted the mountain, leaving them demolished.
“My jet!”
“My T.U.B.A.D.U.B.!”
They both shout, the two pilot's give each other competitive glares for a few seconds before they both blitz through the woods. Skye was swirling around Numbuh Two, looking at him with a smug smile and blowing a raspberry at him.
“Better keep up, BuzzBoy, I'll say hi to the dinosaurs for ya!”
“Not if I get there first! Your victory is extinct!”
While the two started bumping into each other as they flew through the forest, Everest the husky pup was outside her cabin where Numbuh 30c was selling snow cones to people.
“Here ya go, talking doggo.”
Numbuh 30c said, using his snow cone machine to fill the huskies dog bowl with a raspberry flavored frozen delight.
“One raspberry flavored snow cone, or snowbowl in this case.”
“Mmmm! This is delicious!”
Everest was slurping on her frozen treat, licking her bowl.
“I wish Skye was here to try-”
“Hey Everest what's up?!”
Skye said quickly as she zoomed past in the sky, followed by Numbuh Two swooping down like a hawk catching its prey and snatching himself a snowcone.
“Thanks for the treat, Numbuh 30c!”
“Hey you gotta pay for those!”
Numbuh 30c shook his fist angrily.
“Wadda think that was about?”
“I don't know.”
Everest said, confused about this situation. The two pilot's fly back into town with Skye in the lead. She laughs triumphantly thinking she had this in the bag until Numbuh Two got out his M.U.S.K.E.T. then started blasting mustard trying to hit Skye.
“Like mustard with your hotdogs?”
Hoagie jokes, Skye swirls and swerved around dodging the condiment blast.
“Eh, I prefer chili with my dogs.”
Skye responded, with each mustard blast she dodged, the shots ended up hitting cars, a mailbox, a lady's who just got her hair done and the mayor's tulip garden.
“Hehehe! Nice shots but you gotta do better if you wanna catch the best air pup in Adventure Bay!” The two fly across the beach where Zuma and Numbuh 1-Love enjoy sharing mango smoothies together. They swirled around the lighthouse and flew across the sea at accelerating speeds, Skye climbs up then divebombs herself into Hoagie, knocking him off course.
“Gaaaaah!”
He was sent flying into the jungle then smacked face first into a palm tree.
“Ooof!”
“I'll say hi to the dinosaurs for ya!”
Skye mocked,zipping past through the tree's as Hoagie growled in annoyance. The boy used the tree as a catapult and launched himself afar, getting ahead of the pup who had a big shocked look on her face.
“There's di-no way you're winning!”
Hoagie said
Skye giggled at his joke, somebody laughing at Numbuh Two's jokes? That's a new one.
“Hehehe! You're funny! You make up your own jokes?”
“Well I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty much the funniest guy in my sector.”
Hoagie crossed his arms proudly.
“So the funny man huh? Well I got a joke, knock, knock!”
Skye snickers, having a great joke planned.
“Who's there?”
Hoagie asked
“You're.”
“You're who?”
“You're behind!”
The cockapoo laughs as she zooms past him.
“Haha! That's pretty f-HEY!”
Numbuh Two goes after Skye, they flew in and out a monkey temple, Skye had a pair of monkeys jumping on her jetpack. The primates' antics make the pup crash into a mud puddle. Numbuh Two was heading towards the cave that led to the DinoWilds, Skye got out of the mud puddle and shook the muck off her fur before kicking a rock. The rock got knocked into a big boulder and splits open revealing mighty crystals inside it.
“A mighty meteor?”
Skye got up close to the broken rock, her eyes sparkled at the sight of the mighty crystals inside it, a crystal magnetized onto her pup tag and caused her to float high in the air without the need of her pup pack.
“Oh ho ho ho! Speed boost! Let's see if that kid can handle Mighty Skye!”
She blasted off as a pink streak of light causing a sonic boom and zipped into the dino cave, Numbuh Two was flying through the dino jungle, believing he was about to be victorious.
“Haha! Nobody can stop the best pilot of the kids next-”
Skye dashed past him, making the knd operative spin around out of control.
“W-ooooooh! Aaaaah! Oof!”
Numbuh Two crashed into a palm tree and fell on top of Jerry Rassic and Miss. Goodwall, who were spying on a few dinosaurs they planned to catch for experiments.
“Uuugh, okay that's it!”
Hoagie pulled the string on his F.L.A.P.P.U.H. and it switched onto hyper jet mode, the jets roared loudly and blasted him off into the air, leaving behind smoke. Jerry and Goodwall coughed as the smoke cleared and they were now surrounded by angry dinosaurs that heard the commotion.
“Oh dino droppings.” Jerry and Goodwall whimpered in sheer terror before being chased by dinosaurs, Numbuh Two caught up with Skye and gave her a smug grin.
“Miss me, doggy? I dunno how you got better speed but it's not gonna keep me from victory!”
“Not if I get to the Dino Lookout first!”
Skye spat, both aviation fanatics using their goggles binocular settings to get a look at the Dino Lookout from a far distance then decided that was the finish line. The two dash through the jungle, Skye uses her mighty strength to punch through boulders in her way while Numbuh Two activated his pack's pickle blasters then started shooting at Skye.
“Eat pickles, pup!”
Skye got hit by a few pickles then retaliated by creating a pink whirlwind.
“Eat whirlwinds!” She shot a pink tornado at the boy, spinning him around and around, then flung him at some palm trees that bounced him all over the place like a pinball.
“And Skye takes the lead again! That'll teach him not to mess with a member of the paw patrol, hmph!” Skye would be met with a splatter of mustard in the face by Numbuh Two, who was nosediving at her with his M.U.S.K.E.T and pickle blasters.
“You just don't know when to quit,do ya?”
Skye smirks then does an Immelman turn, throwing more whirlwinds at Numbuh Two.
“Kids Next Door never quit!”
Numbuh Two declared before doing the split-S move then shot a blast of pickle juice at Skye.
“Neither do the paw patrol!”
Skye used a whirl wind to direct the incoming pickle juice at Numbuh Two's face. From the Dino Lookout, Rex the dinosaur expert pup was just watching this battle with the building's telescope.
“What in the Cretaceous Period is going on out there?”
Numbuh Two and Skye could be seen flying straight towards the Dino Lookout, Rex's eye's shrunk while having a worried expression.
“Oooh this is gonna be messy.”
Rex pushes a button on the wall that opened up the window then piled up a bunch of bean bags and pillows together.
“Hope this works.”
Skye and Hoagie both zip through the open window and they both crash into the pile, causing pillows and bean bags to fly all over the place.
“Haha! I won!” Skye cheered, jumping on top of Numbuh Two's belly as the kid was laying on a pillow knocked down and groaning.
“Looks like this kid was too small for a race this big.”
“Nuh Uh! I won!”
Numbuh Two objected.
“And I definitely would've gotten here faster if it weren't for your weird power gem thing”
He pointed at the crystal attached to the pup's dog tag.
“Um for your information it's a mighty crystal, and I would've gotten here faster if it wasn't for your creative gadgets, so i win, i win! Yip! Yip! Yip!”
Skye jumped on Hoagie's stomach a few more times, tickling the kid.
“Well i-*snickers* well I would've won if-*snorts* Hahahaha! Stop jumping, it tickles!”
Numbuh Two was rolling on the floor laughing, he picked up Skye and gave her headpats. The pup wagged her tail from getting her headpats and barked happily.
“Aaaw, you're too adorable!”
The boy hugged the pup with joy.
“I can't stay mad at a face like that, And do you really think my gadgets were cool?”
“Totally, you were a good opponent back there, you aren't too bad.”
“You're a pretty cool flier yourself…..uh, name?”
Hoagie asked, sitting on top of a bean bag chair as Skye sat on a doggy bed.
“Skye, canine pilot extraordinar.”
“I'm Hoagie but call me by my codename, Numbuh Two”
Timeskip to the two going back to the forest, taking their crashed vehicles and repairing them by combining them together into a two person jet-plane that they fly in together into the sunset while they enjoy some warm, yummy chili dogs.
END TRANSMISSION
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