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Jimmy Urine just finished with a show and really had to go pee. "Be right back, guys gotta run to the bathroom real quick," Jimmy called out to the others, not allowing them to respond before running to the bathroom and passing through the long halls of the venue. Finally, he found what he was looking for as he flung open the door to the bathroom and slammed it behind him he felt like he was going to burst with piss, not having gone since this morning.
"Fuck, finally," He groaned, unzipping his skinny jeans and pulling them down his boxers going next. He let them pool around his ankles as he grabbed his 7-inch penis and aimed it at the toilet, finally letting go as he peed into it suddenly, he heard a shout and looked down there was a head..! a human head inside the toilet, and it was looking at him he let go of his really cool penis to rub his eyes not believing what he was seeing as he took a step back.
"What the fuck...?" he pinched himself to see if he somehow fell asleep while peeing or something, but nothing happened.
"What are you staring at?" The head asked. James Euringer immediately let out a shriek, falling onto the very filthy floor.
"Y-Your a talking head oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" Jimmy freaked out, staring at the mysterious head.
"What the hell are you doing?" The head asked, looking annoyed and kind of disgusted. Was this dude seriously trying to pee right now?
"I was just tryna pee, man what the fuck even are you" Jimmy got off the disgusting floor he was pretty sure he sat in something weird cause his ass felt wet now, too, but he'd deal with that later once he figured out what the hell is going on.
"First off, I should be asking you questions, but I'm Skibidi Toilet now, who are you?" The head, now called Skibidi, asked.
"Uhmm, I'm Jimmy Urine from Mindless Self Indulgence," Jimmy replied hesitantly, staring at Skibidi.
"Wait, you're Jimmy Urine from Mindless Self Indulgence..." Skibidi Toilet paused "Oh my fucking god, I fucking love Mindless Self Indulgence I'm such a huge fan, Jimmy!" He grinned, looking at the lead singer.
Jimmy just stood there, not knowing what to do cause, on the one hand, this was a fan, and on the other, this was a talking head in the toilet. "Cool, dude..?" he felt really awkward now cause this talking head in a toilet was a fan.
"Can I get a kiss!" Skibidi Toilet asked, ducking back in the toilet and pulling out one dollar soaking wet it smelled horrible, too, looking up at Jimmy with a sparkle in his eye.
"I uh guess," Jimmy replied, taking the soggy, stinky dollar from Skibidi Toilet and shoving it in his pocket before leaning down to the toilet, blushing slightly from embarrassment, placing his lips on Skibidi's.
Skibidi leaned in, closing his eyes and shoving his slimy tongue into Jimmy's mouth the man tasted of piss, cigarettes, and leftover burger.
Jimmy's eyes widened as Skibidi Toilet kissed him the Head was surprisingly a fantastic kisser, so he decided to lean in, closing his eyes as well and placing his hand on the back of Skibidi's head, deepening the kiss eventually, they pulled away Skibidi panting looking at Jimmy with lust in his gaze suddenly there was a knock on the bathroom on the door Steves voice being heard from outside.
"You okay, Jimmy you've been in there for a while it shouldn't take that long to piss, dude" Steve wiggled the door knob
"Shit, I uh gotta get back, dude" Jimmy pulled up his pants, placing a kiss on Skibidi's cheek before exiting the bathroom Steve looked at him weirdly he probably looked crazy with wet pants and a red face.
ermm the end 😘😘😘