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Dearest Rose Lalonde.
I do hope you are doing well, now that you have presumably finished your first doctorate. Did we fund this momentous achievement by marrying into a wealthy family, while seducing a divorce lawyer as a fallback? If not, you should consider that method.
I do hope you have stopped your dreadful writing on wizards and published something worth showing the next generation. The current state of literature is absolutely dreadful.
I fear for our friends' safety without our guidance.
Sincerely, Rose Lalonde (nearing a decade old)
Kanaya read the whole thing in the most pretentious voice possible.