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"What are you eating, Alison? Is it chocolate?"
"Yeah, it's a Snickers."
"Not again! I don't understand what was wrong with Marathon, you know."
"I don't know Pat, it's probably some marketing thing. Maybe Marathon just didn't sound cool enough."
"But what's cool about Snickers? It just sounds like 'it's knickers.' That's worse! Who wants to eat knickers?"
"Well, they changed Opal Fruits to Starburst too, it's not just an isolated attack on Marathon."
"Did I hear an attack? Now, as commanding officer..."
"Cool your jets, Cap, there's no attack."
"Oh."
"And Starburst just sounds better. But Snickers? Absolutely not."