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He was just chilling on top his fav bodega eating a churro from the local grandma after a particularly gruesome patrol, thinking about how he’s going to pay rent.. honestly he really needs another job cause surprisingly a ST internship doesn't pay that well, maybe JJJ will let him have his old job back?
(SPIDER SENSE)
*BOOM*
He watched in horror as his beloved half eaten churro went spiraling to the ground, god knows he really couldn’t afford to lose free food like that.
“umm I wasn’t finished eating that???”
He quickly pulls down the rest of his mask turning around to face the churro shooter but his blood runs icy cold as he freezes because the one and only IRONMAN is standing infront of him, repulser still glowing.
“Spider Man I need you to come with me”
Ignoring the fact he definitely didn’t use the hyphen (He’ll have to address that later) honestly so disrespectful, he definitely doesn't want to go with him I mean he still has his hand raised at him! And by the tone of his voice the odds definitely weren’t in his favor.
“Yea I don’t really associate with churro shooting guys”
“Yea well I wasn’t asking”
“Mmm but u kinda did-“
And at that moment he leaned back falling off the building, shooting out a web swinging away.
In the background he could hear Tony and a few other gasp at the show he just put on ( Great it was the whole team here) and the sound of footsteps with repulsers slowly following.
He swung a hard right through an alleyway, god he really hoped no one would take a picture of this, who know what JJJ could do with a picture of the AVENGERS chasing his favorite menace.
Taking a left, dodging a red white and blue shield (thank you spider sense) and throwing it right back on the way. He shoots out the ally way only to see little ol’ Hawkeye on the building across the street.
Swoosh-
Grunting as it hits him right in the shoulder because of course even he isn’t fast enough to avoid an arrow shot by Hawkeye.
And wow that really hurts, this is going to make things a lot more harder. He collectively decides he’s done with this whole play date thing going on here and that he’s leavening.
“Oof sorry to cut out time short guys but I gotta bounce you know? Crimes to bust, robbers to stop, you understand?”
“Sorry Spider-Man but your not going anywhere unless it’s with us” The Captain America said, and to him of all people (and he said it with the Hyphen)
Honestly Captain America is just so much better than iron man let’s just forget that he’s technically Peters boss for a sec.
landing on a wall, he shoots a web at the incoming Tin man’s face then two more webs onto the corners of two buildings and slingshots himself through the alleyway between them turning mid air to make a giant spider web behind him to trap any more supers with the ability to fly that follow him.
He goes about 5 blocks more making sure he really lost them before dropping in an all to familiar alleyway, ripping out the arrow (he was so keeping it) from his shoulder, lifting up the dumpster grabbing the back pack he told aunt May he “lost” and changing back into the one and only Peter Parker.
He hopes it heals by morning he dosent want Friday snitching on him again, there already suspicious from when he came with a Broken rib and the old “just a mugging”, “new York is very dangerous” and the “oh I fell” excuses are getting used a little to often, he really needs to stop getting injuries that won’t fully heal over night because so much as one scratch and Friday will have his head.
He decided it’s definitely not safe to swing home and walks instead taking the subway, ew. Ned is the best person right now as the sweater he’s wearing is Ned’s and just so happened to be black so no one can see the blood oozing out of his shoulder right now.
Finally reaching his dingy apparent that he pays way to much for, he heads to his kitchen opening the cabinet and pulling out the first aid kit, and wow he really needs a restock, he only has 2 rolls of bandages left that’ll last him what, 3 months a best.
He rolls up his shirt over his shoulder carefully wrapping it. Deeming it good enough he changes into some more comfortable clothing and finally goes to sleep.
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Now in all honesty don’t ask Tony how he got here, stuck in a giant web left by some spider themed vigilante.
It started when fury called a meeting saying they needed to bring the guy in, that he was dangerous and unpredictable.
Tony worked with him a couple of times and he could tell he was on the young side after analyzing him for some time deeming he wasn’t a threat. He’s a bit surprised that spidey got on fury’s radar this soon, shame they have to bring him in.
“So all we gotta do is catch spider guy?” Clint spoke up from the back of the wing
“Pretty much yea, should be easy” Tony piped
“Y’know we used to fight aliens, now we’re brining in some low life vigilante” Clint said clearly annoyed from leaving his family at the safe house.
Took a couple minutes to find spidey but after getting to queens it wasn’t that hard after all the guy left webs on the corners of the buildings practically everywhere. Tony would have took a sample with him in case he ever got stuck but the stuff desolves. Wonder if it’s biological or if web head manufactured them, if they didn’t have to bring him in he’d offer him an internship at ST.
Sitting up top a bodega rooftop was the star of the night. Tony got behind the guy car full not to make a sound waiting for Steve’s ok. Once he got it he shot.
Now what he didn’t expect was to shoot a half eaten churro.
“Umm I wasn’t finished eating that???”
“Spider Man I need you to come with me” Tony’s said making sure not to say us so he thought it was just him.
“Yeah I don’t really associate with churro shooting guys”
What the heck?? If it matter this much to the guy he could just buy him a new one, he was Tony Stark.
“Yea well I wasn’t asking”
“Mmm but u kinda did-”
Just as he was about to reply spidey fell backwards off the building. Letting out a surprised gasp he ran to the other side of the building expecting to see a smushed bug, instead ed seeing a swinging bug currently getting away.
Firing up his repulsers he shot after the guy.
Spidey taking a hard right cutting incoming Tony off headed in the allys.
“Cap u got it” Tony asked speaking into the coms
“Already there” he herd Cap say back
Then saw as Cap threw his famous shield and spider dodge then catch said shield and sling it straight back at America. It was a perfect hit.
Now Tony wasn’t taking notes but he sees why fury wanted to bring him in now. He has great aim and his tensile strength must be off the charts because not everyone can catch Capcicles shield that easily, not to mention but he was fast and clearly smart seeing as he sticks to the wall and shoots webs but he could just be mutant.
Just then Nat spoke up through the coms “Clint see the office building right infront that ally opening?”
“Already there” Clint spoke causing Tony to look up and lone and Behold he was arrow already bulled back waiting to shoot.
“Aim to stun were not trying to kill him Clint” He piped up not wanting Clint to kill the poor old spider he still owed him a churro.
Spidey shot out the alley way and Tony watched as Hawkeye let go and hit spidey right in the shoulder.
Taking this as his cue to enter he flies down setting his repulses to shoot out a net when spidey looked straight at him mid air eyes widening on his mask and faster than light shooting a web straight at his Iron Man face plate.
Struggling to tear it off, gosh that stuff really sticks, he decided it wasn’t worth it.
“Friday I’m gunna need you to be my eyes here”
“Sure thing boss, turn left now” the ai happily obliged.
Taking the left, the stuff was just starting to dissolve.
“Keep going straight” and he does, he starts hearing the sounds of spidey it sounds like he’s shooting at someone?? Probably at Cap or something.
“ hey Fri little more juice”
He hears the clink and shuffle as his feet repulses become one larger one, the speed causes the web that was on his face to wither, in the distance he can hear someone Nat or Clint Maybe shouting at someone but he doesn't really care as the last of the web falls off and he opens his eyes adjusting to the light to see a giant spider web straight infront of him and he’s going way to fast to slow down.
Crashing into the giant web he doesn't even try to move since he already knows how sticky the stuff is and moving will most likely make it worse. He can hear Clint laughing at him but can’t turn his head or anything to send him a death glare, god this sucked he hopes he can pay them to forget this ever happened.
(They didn’t and made fun of him the whole way back)