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August 4th 2024
Ever since I was a little girl, I have been fascinated by the mystery of the New Wilder-West. Because it was deemed a danger to the social order of European monarchies, after its fall, most of the New Wilder-West artifacts have been destroyed. Little is now known about this short-lived nation, and yet in many ways still changed the course of history, breaking the limits of what was thought possible at the time. Thanks to a generous grant from Terry Rich, I along with my team, will travel the world, obtaining every last artifact left that we can, inorder to come up with a comprehensible history of the New Wilder-West.
I would like to give a warning to any young historian reading this, that the full history of the new Wilder-West is a gruesome one, and may be found, as sadly most of history, deeply disturbing. Please keep this in mind when reading through our findings.
The team:
Logistics Coordinators: Logan planner, Key Pete Tugther
Technicians: Ella Clare Trik, Masha Ingery, Bill Dit
Paleontologists: Ang Chant
archaeologists: Ruby Amelia Blaze, Arthur Fact
Anthropologist: Hue Emanual Tucker, Solmon Simon Laty
Historians: Christina Rachel Cookie, Victoria King
Linguists: Page Turner, Rit Ing
investor's spoiled kid "Intern": Pere Rich
This is not a comprehensive history, merely a compellation of all the most concise and important evidence our team was able to acquire so that it is readily available to the public. I know that there are many like me, eager to delve into the secrets of the New Wilder-West
-Christina Rachelle Cookie