Chapter Text
LEON has made a groupchat
groupchat is called HELP
Leon
HELP!
PLEASE!
Cynthia
Leon?
What is it?
Leon
HI CYNTHIA
I'M LOST
Cynthia
So you made a groupchat?
Leon
Yup!
Cynthia
I'm not even going to question that right now
Describe where you are
Leon
It's dark
And musty
And I see a lot of stone
Lance
ARE YOU IN A CAVE LEON!?!
Leon
Oh is that what this is?
Huh I guess I am
Sonia
That's just like you Leon
Cynthia
Who may you be Sonia?
Sonia
I'm Sonia! I'm Leon's childhood friend and a recently made Pokémon professor.
Cynthia
Pleasure to make your acquaintance
Sonia
Same!
Champion Cynthia I'm assuming?
Cynthia
You would be correct
Wallace
Has anyone checked up on Leon yet?
Leon
I'm all good now!
I kept wandering for a bit but I found Steven Stone
Cynthia
Steven is in the Sinnoh region? I don't know where you were trying to go but I don't think you got there.
Leon
I was trying to get home from Ballonlea
Raihan
I was going to yell at you about not knowing the way home- but since it was from ballonlea I'll assume it's to do with the old lady
So I won't
Leon
It's fine!
Steven agreed to drop me off home when he's finished searching for a pretty gemstone to make into jewellery for Wallace
It's going to be a surprise!
Cynthia
Wallace is in this chat
Leon
oh
Maybe he didn't see it?
Wallace
I did
AND THAT'S SO SWEET!
STEVEN HURRY UP HOME SO I CAN SHOWER YOU IN AFFECTION
Steven
Potassium
Leon
Hey he's packing up his stuff! We're going now!
I wonder why?
Diantha
Backread Leon
Leon
Okay now I get it
Wait are you two dating?
Wallace
YEP!
WE'RE BOYFRIENDS
Goh
Why am I in this chat?
Ash
GOH
Goh
Hey ash
Why am I in a chat of champions?
Actually-where and when did Leon get my number?
Leon
ASH GAVE IT TO ME
CAUSE YOU'RE BEST FRIENDS
Ash
<3
Goh
<3
Wallace
Baby Trans Gay
Goh
You mean me?
Wallace
You
Yes you
Goh
Okay I'm concerned
How did you know?
Ash
Goh what's a gay? And a trans?
Goh
ohhhh Ash
I'm not having this conversation right now
Ash
OH COME ON!
TELL ME!
PLEASE!
Goh
Go ask Chloe
She's a lesbian
Sonia
Same
Cynthia
^^^
Diantha
Bi here!
Raihan
^^^
Leon
ME TOO!
Wallace
Gay, trans and ~fabulous~!
Steven
Gay
Iris
Am I the only straight one?
Wait is Lance straight?
Lance
No
Ash
I ASKED CHLOE AND SHE SAID TO TRY AGAIN TOMORROW
Goh
I'm still not going to be the one to tell you
Wallace
Hello Trans and Gay Baby!
Would you like to be adopted?
Goh
I have parents?
Wallace
Sold! We can do a co-parenting situation!
Goh
ngl somehow Professor Cerise is doing that already
I literally live at the lab
Wallace
Well now you have a 4th parent!
Do you have a suit?
Goh
No
Wallace
I'M BUYING YOU A SUIT!
I'll pick you up on friday!
WE'RE GOING SHOPPING! I'M BUYING!
See you then!
Goh
Did I just...acquire a sugar daddy?
Diantha
No you acquired a gay father figure who HAS a sugar daddy
Steven
Wallace I lost the keys...could you open the door?
Leon
I'M HERE TOO BTW
Lance
Why?
Just why Leon?
Leon
dunno
I think Steven forgot to drop me off
Steven
I didn't have time
I'll book you a taxi now
Cynthia
He had a 1 track mind and that was get home to the bf
Raihan
Respect