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The video starts with the face of a young man with red hair, snickering at something behind the camera.
The caption read,
"That one friend who's a couple of yrs away from the rest of u be like: (youngest)"
The camera flipped to show a teen with black hair dangling on a chandelier.
"Rob, please get down. I thought you were done with these kind of stunts..."
"Never too old to hang on a chandelier, Kal!" 'Rob' yelled back.
The camera moves to show a group of people watching the teen swinging around as if he wasn't about 8 feet in the air. All things considered, they didn't seem all that concerned.
As if this was a daily occurrence.
"Rob, please. We are supposed to be resting." The guy from before— 'Kal' probably — said.
"Dude, don't ask for my help when you fall down." A girl with blonde hair said. The camera moved to focus on her.
" If I fall. And fine! Don't help! I won't fall anyway-"
"Be careful!" A Caucasian girl with red hair yelled. The guy wearing a Superman shirt next to her grunted in agreement.
"Bro-" The voice came from behind the camera. A loud crash and a groan was heard before the camera cuts.
The new video shows the teen from earlier sitting on a couch, with the blonde girl checking his wrist. He was grinning sheepishly while the blonde scolded him.
"Seriously?! You really do search around for injuries don't you. You stupid- I don't even know what to call someone with this level of stupidity."
"Sorry, Artie."
"No. I swear- you are so doomed. You're lucky we haven't told B yet.
At the mention of 'B', the teen paled. The guy with the Superman shirt cut in,
"C'mon now. We aren't actually gonna tell B right? It was an honest mistake, Artemis."
The teen looked at the guy with hope and wonder(?) in his eyes. It seemed like he was about to go on his knees and thank him. But before he could do that, the guy spoke again,
"An honest mistake. And, I mean, who can blame him?" The guy smirked before continuing, "I heard teenagers are very stupid."
The teen groaned as everyone else laughed.
"Not you too, Con. Not you too...so what if you guys are in your twenties..." He muttered.
Snickering can be heard from behind the camera.
'Con' then looked over at the camera's direction.
"That includes you too, you know."
"Oh come on!"
That cry of indignation, at least, brought the guy's lips to twitch upwards.
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@the one and only: Did he fall??
>@wall-ey: yeah lol
@oh: frfr. The youngest in our group is a lil runt, dude does the most random things
@jeezzicacheeze: lmao how old r u guys?
>@wall-ey: im 19. the responsible guy is 21. the reckless one is 17. everyone else is 20
>>@jeezzicacheeze: oh dang i can smell the not yet legal jokes
>>>@wall-ey: u woukd be rigbt it ajppems all tre tiem
>>>>@jorerel: i had a stroke reading that
@mistapeabody: that one guy kinda...
@rorigoesror: How is he still alive? How are all of you still alive?
>@wall-ey: we have no idea, genuinely
@mirat: i want friends like this
>@wall-ey: trust me u do not (jk i love them)
@fluffy tortillaz: You guys should do that one audio thats like, "u want a beer? He's FOUR"
>@feetontheoven: only one of them can legally drink
>>@fluffy tortillaz: Oh right. But STILL