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Dipper’s POV
Mable and I were finally on our way back to Gravity Falls. Our parents were glad we loved our stay there during summer break, so they let us come by every year! Right now, though, we’re on the bus on our way there; Mable was shaking so much that it looked like she would explode. Poor Waddles was being held while she shook up and down. The pig was 100% sick from it, but that pig loved my sister too much, so Waddles just let her shake him, yelling about how excited she was to be going back. I can’t wait to meet with Soos, Wendy, Stan, and His twin when we get back and to catch up, and I already let them know that when I’m able to (Meaning when he had the money), I’d move into gravity falls, still can’t believe all of that happened when I was 13/12. I forgot to say it all happened five years ago, right? Well, I’m 18 now, and so is my sister, and while nothing is as exciting as when Bill tried to destroy the world, I still went on adventures with Mable and sometimes the others. Stan had decided that the Bill statue could be used as a way to get money. So, he went and got the statue, letting people pay to take pictures with it and see it; the only rule was you couldn’t touch it, much to many people’s dismay. He had this rule so people couldn’t damage it, as he was making a lot of money off it. If Bill was alive and not in a statue, he’d probably kill grunkle-stan for using him for his benefit, not like he hasn’t done worse. I should probably go now. The bus ride was long, and I slept poorly last night…
??? POV
Well, I fucked up. Now, I’m sitting here in front of the demons of the jury; they all knew that I was guilty, but they kept this going on for ‘fun.’ I wish they’d tell me the punishment. I’ve broken all the rules more than once, so I know this punishment would not be suitable for me but great for them and a lesson for those like me. They finally decided my fate as they turned back to me, looking me right in the eye.
“Bill, We have decided.”
“Great, so what’s my punishment? I already know it’s going to be painful and all of that shit.”
“Your punishment is to become a human; it’ll give you the missing emotions. We decided this because of that and how much you hated them.”
“...I guess that’s better than what I thought would happen. “Mumbled Bill, not happy about it but knowing better than to argue with them, as he didn’t want to make the punishment even more painful.
“And, you are to befriend the pines and their friends, and you don’t have to right away, as you’ll need to learn how to survive as a human. But you will need to. Your powers will still be able to be used, but we will make sure you cannot hurt anyone without good reason with them.”
….Fuck, there’s the catch.
“I am willing to try, but as you said before, I will need to get used to being in my new body; I will have new needs and a whole different body,” I said to them, knowing arguing would only make this punishment worse, and it’s already pretty bad.
“I guess your new form is already affecting you, huh? We didn’t think you’d be so accepting of this.” Says one of them, looking at me.
“I’m not dumb. You’d make it worse if I didn’t accept or listen,” I say, looking right at them as well, before asking, “When am I going to be turned human, and can I bring anything with me?”
“You are to be turned tomorrow; you will not be able to bring anything with you, so tell anything that would miss you bye because as soon as that sun rises, you’re gonna be in gravity Falls, in your new life as a human.”
Shit, well, This is my fate then.
“I have nothing to say bye to; can’t we just do it now? So I don’t have to see you again, and you don’t have to see me.”
“I guess we can, but you better be thankful we’re doing this sooner than planned since we’re also sick of you.”
They said before my vision turned black. Pain filled my body. And not the fun kind of pain.