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The four of you; Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma and you is lost in the middle of the woods, it was all Nikolai’s fault for bringing you guys here to have fun but he never know the way back. It’s been 5 days of being in the middle of the woods and there’s still no city or even a single person around the area. One night you left the 3 together alone to find some food or a rabbit to kill. When you got back, Sigma isn’t there anymore and they’re cooking something on the fire, “Oh you’re back!” Nikolai chimed
(Reader?) Hmm- *lies down next to them*
“You’re not gonna ask us why Sigma isn’t here?” Fyodor asked as he turn to look at you lying down next to Nikolai who is stirring something in the pot
(Reader?) I ain’t that dumb
Nikolai chuckled. “And yet you still decided to lie down right next to us,” he said
(Reader?) *I blankly stare at him blinking like he’s dumb*
Nikolai pouted, “Hey now! What’s that blank stare for?” he asked. Fyodor chuckled watching you two
(Reader?)😐😑😐
Nikolai pouted even more, “Stop staring at me that way! It makes me feel dumb…” Nikolai then glanced at the pot for a second before looking at you again.
(Reader?) 😦😐😑😐
Nikolai groans, “Stop that!” he said. Fyodor let out a chuckle as he is watching Nikolai fail to tell you to stop looking at him with a blank expression. Nikolai pouted once again and poked your cheek, “Say something already, you’re creeping me out!”
(Reader?) Boo😦👹
Nikolai let out a gasp, “Hey! No you didn’t!!” Nikolai exclaimed looking at you with widened eyes. Fyodor let out a small chuckle of amusement watching Nikolai get riled up from your blank staring and ‘boo’
(Reader?)😐
Nikolai let out an ‘ugh’ before looking back at the pot, clearly being sulky at your ‘boo’ while Fyodor just smirked looking at Nikolai before looking at you. “You sure are enjoying the moment.” He chuckled
(Reader?) *smirks* ofc I am!
Nikolai looked back at you and pouted, “You little jerk…” Nikolai said as he continue to stir the pot with a pout. He let out a huff of frustration as he continued to pout and look at the pot then back at you while Fyodor just chuckled
(Reader?) *smirks* 😐😑😐
Nikolai is visibly frustrated now, “Stop it! Your blank stares are pissing me off!” Nikolai exclaimed as he continue stirring the pot, clearly feeling uncomfortable from you doing nothing but looking blankly at him. Fyodor continued to chuckle looking at Nikolai being frustrated while you are being a tease.
(Reader?) Boo👹
Nikolai let out a gasp once again, “You did it again!” Nikolai exclaimed as he stopped stirring the pot for a while to look at you. He is clearly being annoyed and frustrated at your ‘boo’. Meanwhile Fyodor continues to chuckle as he watches Nikolai being frustrated with your little tricks
(Reader?)😐🦵🏼
Nikolai let out a sigh looking at your expression once again, “Oh my god… please do something else other than your blank stare!” Nikolai exclaimed, frustration clear in his voice. Nikolai is clearly being annoyed and frustrated at your blank expression but you keep doing it just for Nikolai’s reaction. Fyodor chuckled watching Nikolai and your interaction.
(Reader?)🦵🏼
Nikolai let out another sigh, “I hate you so much right now…” Nikolai said before sighing once again and went back to stirring the pot. Nikolai is clearly being frustrated over your blank expression that is pissing him off for some reason while Fyodor found the whole interaction between Nikolai and you amusing
(Reader?) *bald eagle screech* 🇺🇸
Nikolai nearly jump off his seat hearing the bald eagle screech, “What the hell was that?!” Nikolai exclaimed. Nikolai look scared and confused on where the hell did the bald eagle screech came from. While Fyodor chuckled amused while witnessing Nikolai’s reaction to the sound of a bald eagles screech
(Reader?) *in a deep manly voice* AMERICA 🇺🇸 🦅👹
Nikolai is visibly confused and scared at this point, “Who the hell said that?!” Nikolai asked, his face pale in fear. Meanwhile, Fyodor continued to chuckle watching Nikolai getting scared and jumpy from that bald eagle screech and deep manly voice that you did
(Reader?) *I start glowing with sparkles* *in a deep raspy old smoker man voice* “AMEN” ✨👹
Nikolai let out a squeak in fear before moving away from you. Fyodor laughed watching Nikolai get scared of you doing your tricks. Nikolai looked at you with widened eyes scared shitless of you, “What the hell?! What is wrong with you?!” Nikolai exclaimed with both fear and annoyance
(Reader?)*my body starts to form into a star in a deep raspy old smoker man voice* IM THE CHOSEN ONE✨👹
Nikolai move further away from you as your whole body transform into a star. He is scared out of his mind at this point. MeanwhileFyodor just watched you transform into a star in amusement. Nikolai pointed at you shaking from fear, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!” Nikolai exclaimed still shaking from fear
(Reader?) * Im a star slowly going up in a deep raspy old smoker man voice* “IM COMING FATHER!” ✨👹
Nikolai is watching you with fear on his face as you slowly going up while saying that in a deep raspy old smoker man voice as well. It’s safe to say that Nikolai is pissing his pants from fear at this point. Fyodor can’t hold back his laughter witnessing Nikolai being so scared out of his mind
(Reader?) *in the sky now in a deep raspy old smoker man voice* GOODBYE ✨👹
Nikolai just watched you in the sky, still shaking in fear. His mouth is agape and his eyes widened. Nikolai couldn’t utter a single thing at the fear of losing his mind from whatever you did. Meanwhile, Fyodor continues to chuckle watching Nikolai being so scared of you as tears of amusement began to run down his cheeks from how much he wanted to laugh