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Nick Jr. Incorrect Quotes (and Other Stuff)

Summary:

Just some incorrect quotes, featuring Nick Jr. Characters.

EDIT: Decided to rename the title. Since I don't just want it to have just have original quotes. But other stuff as well.

Chapter 1: How to Ask Someone Out

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Crusher: How do I ask someone out?

Mayor Humdinger: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Crusher: No!

Preston Praxton: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Crusher: Stop!

Pickle: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Crusher: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.