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Rosena: Hello everyone! And welcome to the AO3 addition of the Ask & Dare the Sonic Crew! "Waves hello" I'm your host, Rosena Freze, here with my co-,hosts, Nightshade, Frank and the AR Squad!
AR Shadow: I thought we told you-
AR Infinite: That we're all from alternate realities doesn't make us a team!
AR Amy: Besides we are all from different realities.
AR Mephiles: "Quietly" I mean...they aren't exactly wrong.
AR Silver: True, but still, we're all invited here by Rose to help her.
AR Mephiles: Right. And it must be easier for her to say just the AR Squad.
Frank: I don't know you people! But I'm only invited here because Rosena likes annoying me.
Rosena: You like annoying me too, Faceless. "Sighs" Besides, you're the only one here from my world. We should get to the main crew now, by the way!!
Nightshade: Ladies, ladies, there’s no need to fight! But yes, let’s get onto the main crew.
Frank: What did you call me-
Rosena: "Talks over Frank" LET'S GET STARTED!
Sonic: "Laughs a little" Alright alright! "Winks and waves hello" Yo guys! Sonic The Hedgehog here! You might know me as Fastest Thing Alive, or The Blue Blur though.
Metal Sonic: Or the Faker?
Sonic: Hey!
Shadow: "Lets out a small chuckle and mutters" Kind of true though.
Rosena: "Sweatdrops" Who's next? Please!
Tails: It's me! "Waves" Hello dear readers. My name is Miles Prower, but please call me Tails.
Knuckles: Hey! Knuckles The Echidna here! Good to be here. Though I hope no one tries to steal the Master Emerald while I'm here. "Glares at Rouge and Eggman in particular"
Rosena: I told you Knuckles. The Master Emerald will be safe. I sent one of my trusted teammates to keep watch. "Sighs" Besides, anyone who has ever attempted to steal it are here anyways!
Tikal: I'm sure it will be safe, Knuckles.
Knuckles: Oh, right. "Gives a small smile"
Rouge: "Playfully" That's the spirit Knuckie. Nice to see you relaxed about the emeralds.
Knuckles: "Glares at her" What??
Rouge: "Laughs it off" Oh nothing, nothing Handsome. It's not like I'd try to steal anything when you're away or anything. There's no fun in that.
Knuckles: YOU-
Rosena: "Sweatdrops" NEXT PLEASE!
Amy: Sure! "Waves" Hii! Amy Rose here. "Giggles" I'll be happy to answer all your questions!
Cream: "Waves and smiles sweetly" Hello dear readers. I really hope you will enjoy your time here. I'm Cream The Rabbit and this is my best friend, Cheese.
Cheese: Chao! Chao! "Flies around Cream happily"
Rosena: "Quietly" You guys are too cute! "Awkwardly laughs" Who's next?
Amy: Sticks?
Tails: Oh, where's she? She asked me to make some traps for her.
Silver: Um, she asked me to bring some items and went downstairs. She said she was preparing for-
Rosena: An alien invasion? AGAIN?! "Facepalms"
Black Doom: Like I didn’t do it before.
AR Shadow: Same with my reality. Though they actually succeeded. With the help they needed.
Shadow: "Facepalms and mumbles" Why's AR me just...like...this...?
Rosena: I don't know. "Sighs deeply" Frank! Please get Sticks here.
Frank: I don't take orders from you.
Rosena: "Facepalms" Just. Do it!
Frank: "Grins" But I still will. I wonder what kind of a bunker she made downstairs.
Tails: Probably a good one. "Sweatdrops"
Frank: It better be! "Grins wider and stands up" Or else it wouldn’t be a challenge. "Walks away" I'll be back in a bit. You two do your thing. "Runs off, grateful to be out"
Nightshade: "What's up with him?
Rosena: I...honestly don't want to know... "Sighs" Anyways, you're up next Shadow.
Shadow: Hmph, finally. I'm Shadow The Hedgehog, the Ultimate Lifeform, if you will. "Sighs and gives a very small smile" I'll be answering your questions too. Unless the villain crew drives me insane.
Rosena: "Sweatdrops" Uh yeah. Black Doom, Mephiles, Infinite, and AR Shadow... All have something personal with you. Uh, heh.
Shadow: Yes I know. And I told you to be careful about inviting them.
Infinite: And WHY is that?!
Mephiles: Simple. He knows his limits.
Shadow and Infinite: What?!
Mephiles: Basically, he can't-
Rosena: "Talks over him" ANYWAYS!!!
Mephiles: I see how it is.
Shadow: I was wondering what that meant too. "Sighs" But yes. We better get going.
Rosena: Thanks. "Sighs in reliefs" Also, thanks for leaving that...pretty long group name from the previous interview behind.
Shadow: Let's say it seemed necessary.
Sonic: "Teases" Oh, Shads not being stubborn.
Shadiw: First of all, of course. I'm not known to be stubborn in the first place. And secondly! Don't call me that, Faker.
Sonic:Alrighty! Faker, hehe.
Shadow: "Facepalms" You know Faker-
AR Shadow: Hah! Fakers!
Metal Sonic: All three of you are Fakers anyways.
Rosena: WHO'S NEXT?!
Mephiles: "Is laughing" No no. Do not stop! It's far too entertaining! Haha!
Rosena: "Facepalms" Rouge, please save me...
Rouge: Okay, dear. "Brightly smiles" Hello everyone. I'm Rouge The Bat. Pkease send your questions and dares for me and my teammates, as Shadow and Omega need to lighten up. Also... "Chuckles" Please send some to help me tease or annoy Knux too.
Knuckles: Hey!
Shadow: That was uncalled for!
Rouge: "Enjoying herself a lot" Omega, honey, please take your turn.
Omega: Understood Rouge. "Raises one hand like waving" Hello. I am E-123 Omega. The greatest of E-series. Me and the rest of Team Dark will be responding your questions.
Rosena: That was great Team Dark. Now, Team Timespace.
Silver: Oh, okay. Thank you Rose. "Smiles and awkwardly waves hello" Um, hi everyone. I'm Silver the Hedgehog. It's great to be here.
Blaze: Greetings dear readers. My name is Blaze The Cat, from the dimension of Sol. It is my pleasure to make your accquentence.
Marine: "Waves energetically" G'day guys! Captain Marine here! Send questions and dares!
Rosena: Great! "Sweatdrops" Now...the villains...
Frank: "Comes back, dragging along a struggling Sticks" We have this one first.
Rosena: "Sweatdrops again" Okay, Sticks. Please introduce yourself.
AR Silver: "Closes the door"
Sticks: "Tries to break free, kicking Frank" Come on and let me go already! You alien!
Frank: "Grunts" Listen! I might be from another world. Another universe even. But for the last time, that DOES NOT make me an alien!
Rosena: "Laughs" I don't normally want conflict here. But as long as the only person being annoyed is him... "Laughs a bit more"
Nightshade: That's how enemies are like, hmm.
Rosena: "Snickers" Yup!
Frank: First of all: F@%$ you for laughing at my struggle!
Rosena: Hey!
Mephiles: It's not a big deal. I also laugh at others' struggles.
Rosena: "Sarcastically" Geat!
Frank: "Raises an eyebrow and drags Sticks to her chair" And secondly! For the love of the Multiverse! Can you just introduce yourself already?!
Amy: Yeah Sticks. We're all here for fun. You don't have to worry.
Sonic: Yup!
Sticks: "Gets out of Franks grasp and sighs deeply" Fine! I'm Sticks The Badger and I'll answer your qiestions I guess. "Sighs" Though I don't trust the hosts. Or them. "Points at the villains"
Sonic and Knuckles: ...That's reasonable.
Sticks: YES!
Rosena: Excuse me!
Sonic: "Sweatdrops" I mean, we meant the villains part.
Rosena: Well in that case. Yeah. I sort of see that too.
The villains, mostly: HEY!
Eggman: You people are way more troublesome than us!
Frank: Correction. All of us combined.
Sonic,, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Nightshade: Sure sure~
Rosena: "Laughs" Anyways, now that Sticks introduced herself too, we can move on to the villains.
Sticks: Yeah. Go ahead. "Sighs"
Rosena: "Sweatdrops" Alright. Eggman Empire. Your turn.
Eggman: FINALLY! "Waves and flashes a toothy grin" Hello everyone'! Dr. Eggman, the greatest scientific genius in the world, is here to respond to your questions!
Everyone of the heroes: "Snickers among them" Sure sure.
Sonic: That's right, Egghead.
Eggman: Quiet you! "Exaggeratedly deep sigh" Anyways. I know you'll have the best questions and dares for me!
Rouge: Weren't you the only villain without a question in the last interview, Doc? "Grins"
Everyone: Yeeeaaaahhhhhh!
Eggman: HEY! We don't talk about that!
Rosena: "Trying to catch her breath" Next!
Metal Sonic: Greetings. I am Metal Sonic. The one and true Sonic. Do not mind my copy.
Sonic: Hey! I'm not a copy! I'm the real Sonic.
Metal Sonic: No you are the fake one.
Rosena: "Sweatdrops" I thought you were going to make changes about him.
Eggman: Yeah yeah. Sorry. I was too busy with Sage.
Sage: Really father? I didn't know.
Metal Sonuc: I like it this way though, sister.
Eggman: It's not that I'm complaining either, you two.
Rosena: That is, actually kind of sweet. Thanks for calming these two, Sage. Before that, only Maria could.
Cubot: Yeah! Things get better when we can chill with them.
Orbot: Although we might have to continue with our introductions.
Sage: You're welcome. Nice to help father and my family. "Nods" I see. I'm Sage. The newest member of this group, or rather family. And I will be glad to answer your questions.
Sonic: I thought you weren't a villain anymore though.
Sage: Right. "Nods" I'm takimg a path for sure.
Sonic: "Raises an eyebrow" Okay, I guess.
Cubot: So it's our turn?
Orbot: Indeed. Hello. I!m Orbot.
Cubot: Hey! I'm Cubot!
Orbot: "Finishes" And we're Dr. Eggman's assistants.
Cubot: And help him in the shenanigans! "Voice changes" Like ya see!
Orbot: Uh...
Eggman: I thought I fixed that!
Rosena: This...is something.
Orbot: Excuse us, this...happens.
Eggman: "Grabs Cubot" Welp. The voice chip is still broken it seems.
Rosrna: "Facepalms" While you work on that, we get to the other villains. "Blinks" I thought you were with the Eggman Empire too though, Infinite.
Infinite: I was but not anymore. I found out that I can only get true power on my own.
Rosena: "Sweatdrops" Alright. So you're in a journey to get stronger?
AR Infimite: Should have some that earlier.
Infinite: You, the inferior alteration of me, QUIET!
AR Infinite: Nope. I will not, the weaker alteration of me.
Infimite: I'M NOT WEAK-
Rosena: STOP IT YOU TWO! "Facepalms again" And Infinite, will you introduce yourself or should we move on?
Infinite: I wouldn't want for the spotlight to go so easily after giving me a chance. So don't worry, Ice Princess.
Frank: "Bursts out laughing" Ah that one- OW!
Rosena: "Punches Frank's shoulder" I believe I told all of you. That if any of you use that nickname again, especially you Infinite, since you used it multiple times before; it wouldn't go well for you.
Infinite: So what will you do?
Rosena: "Glares" Any one of the other villains can take his turn.
Infimite: YOU CAN'T! I didn't even introduce myself!
Rosena: You lost your chance.
Infinite: YOU-
Rosena: NEXT!
Mephiles: "Is enjoying this a lot" Oh, hello and greetings to the readers. I'm Mephiles, Mephiles The Dark. And will be here for the rest of the interview as well. "Lets out a short laighter" Being finally free as well as the unfathomable natural chaos here, is priceless as it is, therefore I believe this will be quite interesting.
Infinite: How come you're calmer about this now! She froze you too!
Mephiles: Yes. "Sweatdrops" Both you and I were frozen and a...plate...incident happened in that last interview...
Amy: I don't regret it, just wish you didn't dodge it.
Mephiles: Anyways! "Facepalms" For these reasons, I decided to change my ways a little and observe the beautiful chaos from afar instead of being the center cause of it.
AR Mephiles: Well that's a good step.
Mephiles: And no AR me, you know you won't be convincing me anytime soon.
AR Mephiles: "Sighs" Fine. I'm just glad you've decided to not cause trouble this time.
Mephiles: What can I say? Freezing is more than annoying when you're a liquid at core.
Rosena and AR Mephiles: "Sweatdrops and glances at eachother" ....
Nightshade: Next! Next!
Mephiles: Fine.
Eggman Nega: Okay. Hihihi. "Grins and waves hello," Greetings readers. Dr. Eggman Nega here. The true evil genius of this timespace.
Eggman: Never!
Mephiles: Of, timespace, hmm?
Eggman Nega: Indeed. Both from the future and the Sol dimension. Both at the same time, might I add.
Mephiles: I see... "Quieter" And they call my plans convoluted.
Shadow: "Facepalms"
Eggman: Oh it's nothing! My dear descendant thinks he's better than me when it's clearly not the case!
Rosena: Remembering last time you two had argued about this, I just want to move on.
Eggman Nega: Fair point dear Rosena. "Grins" After all, we all know the truth.
Eggman: Yeah. We all know I'm the greatest evil genius out there!
Eggman Nega: Then I wouldn't have had to interfene to fix your failings.
Eggman: Like you didn't fail at all before!
Nightahade: Did this really happen bedore?
Rosena: Yes yes.... I...don't want to talk about it. "Sweatdrops" Next!
Black Doom: Indeed. "Sighs" I'm Black Doom, and it is great to finally be invited to one of these events.
Rosena: Uh yeah. Lsst time, we...kind of...forgot.
Black Doom: WHAT?? HOW DARE YOU!
Frank: "Laughs" This is brilliant!
AR Mephiles: "Sweatdrops" Look at it this way maybe? You aren't the only newcomer here, like all of us.
Shadow: That won't work on him, AR.
Black Doom: Of course it won't work! How dare you compare yourself to me?! I'm the leader of the powerful Black Arms! You cannot even compare!
Shadow: I told you.
AR Mephiles:"Shrugs" True. At least I tried.
Mephiles: "Wants to say something but just sighs deeply"
Frank: The villains here are interesting. We only have one more.
Team Hooligan: Sort of!
Frank: Oh yeah! "Shrugs" Anyways! Go on.
Chaos: "Waves a hand and makes some water sounds"
Tikal: Chaos says he's glad to be here.
Rosena: That's actually sweet.
Tikal: It is. "Smiles" Although Chaos is no longer a villain, Rose.
Rosena: Oh... Right. He can be in your team then. Speaking of which, it's you guys' turn.
Tikal: Thank you. And of course. "Waves hello and smiles" Greetings. My name is Tikal The Echidna, and it is great to be here, alongside my groupmates and everyone else.
Maria: I feel the same, Tikal. "Waves hello: And Hello everyonr! I'm Maria Robotnik. I'm so glad to be here.
Eggman: But why's Maria in their team whike the rest if Ehgman Empire is with mr?
Rosena: Metal Sonic, Sage, Orbot, and Cubot all help you in one way or anither even though I honestly think the only other villain in your group is Metal, sort of. Maria on the other hand, is separate from your plans and empire even if not the family.
Shadow: "Quietly" Thank Chaos for that!
Eggman: Fine. But don't underestimate my kids like that!
Cubot: Did boss call us his kids? "Excited"
Orbot: I think so? But we have to be sure.
Maria: Calm down Ivo. She didn't underestimate them. She's just saying they don't seem evil.
Eggman: Maybe but still you see, that they sort of are, since they're with my empire.
Maria: "Sweatdrops" Maybe we should talk about this later?
Rosena: Good idea! Who's next?
Vanilla: "Smiles" Hello everyone. I'm Vanilla The Rabbit and this is Chocola. It is good to be here.
Chocola: Chao! Chao!
Big: Oh hello! I'm Big. Me and Froggy will respond too!
Rosena: Thank goodness you found Froggy this time!
Big: Yes I'm so happy!
Chip: "Smiles and flies around a bit" Hi everyone! I'm Light Gaia but you can call me Chip.
Blsck Doom: Is he really Light Gaia? "Grins"
Mephiles: I was wondering something similar in the last interview as well. I have to say: Beware when these two are watching. "Points at Shadow and Rosena" They're almost quite literally helicoptering to make sure that won't happen.
Black Doom: Then I shall be more careful.
Sonic and Shadow: We'll see!
Chip: "Sweatdrops" Ehe, anyways. I think the Chaotix were next.
Vector: Yea! I'm Vector The Crocodile!
Espio: "Bows a bit" I'm Espio The Chameleon.
Charmy: "Flies around and lands on a chair" I'm Charmy Bee!
Mighty: "Waves hello" I'm Mighty The Armadillo.
Ray: "Gives a small smile" And I'm Ray, The Flying Squirrel.
Vector: And we are The Chaotix!
Charmy: We're excited for your questions!
Espio: And we all will do our best.
Mighty: And hopefully we'll have a great time!
Ray: We hope so a-at least.
Vector: Also! "Smiles" Don't forget to call us for any detective services or music performances too. "Winks"
Rosena and Nightshade: That was some teamwork.
Frank: Yeah that was good. "Sighs" Another good thing is we only have one group left! "Sighs in relief" Go on Riders And Fighters.
Honey: Well I'm not exactly in either group, but who cares, am I right? It's great to be here! "Waves" Hi guys! I'm Honey The Cat and will be happy for any questions and dares!
Frank: So, uh how are you not from either team?
Honey: Long story! "Smiles gleefully" But let's continue first!
Frank: Fine by me.
Jet: Oh finally! I'm Jet The Hawk! The Legendary Wind Master. Good to be back.
Wave: I'm Wave The Swallow, the genius extreme gear maker. It's indeed good to be back.
Storm: And I'm Storm The Albatross. "Clenches his fists" The strong one of the Babylon Rogues!
Jet: And we'll be stuck in here answering questions too.
Fang: Same! "Waves casually" I'm Fang The Sniper by the way.
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Espio, Honey: Nack The Weasel!
Fang: I dropped that alias aehile ago guys! Thought you'd know it. I mean, it doesn't help to have the same name when you're a wanted criminal, am I right?
Frank: Very right! You've to pull all the disguuses you can!
Everyone else: "Facepalms"
Frank: "Shrugs" What? That's my speciality.
Sticks: Then we can't know who you are! "Glares" Or what you do!
Rosena: I'm with Sticks on that one...
Frank and Fang: Hey!
Nightshade: You gave yourselves away though.
Frank: MOVING ON!
Bean: Aight! "Grins" Eyo! I'm Bean The Dynomite Duck! Awesome to be here! And this is my pal Bark!
Bark: "Waves" Hello. I'm Bark. Good to be here.
Rosena: So, is this everyone.
Nightshade: Besides us and the AR Squad, yeah.
AR Shadow and AR Infinite: WE ARE NOT A TEAM!
AR Amy: I've remained quiet all this time. But they are right.
AR Silver: Uh, maybe we shouldn't fight about this, guys? "Nervously laughs"
AR Mephiles: I think the readers might've fogured out a bit about us anyways.
Rosena: "Sweatdrops" Yeah. This is the AR Squad. "Nervously laughs" There's also me, Nightshade, and the shapeshifter guy over there. "Points at Frank's general direction" Although all eight of us are here to manage the chaos, you can send questions and dares to the AR Squad as well as us.
Frank: Though I don't know why they'd do that.
Rosena: Same. Just thought of mentioning anyways.
Sonic: I mean come on Rosie. You got one before. Why not again?
Amy: Yup.
Rosena: Maybe. "Smiles" But you guys're going to be the stars anyways. "A moment later" As for the rules. You can leave questions and dares on the comments. You can ask multiple questions at once or have group questions/dares, just be clear with who you're addressing with each one. Please avoid sexual content in both questions and dares, and dares that might cause the participents to harm eachother. Ship related questions are alright as well but we aren't so sure about dares yet. Also please be respectful if your question or dare doesn't get chosen or the outcome wouldn't be exactly what you wanted.
Nightshade: Don't forget the formula Rose!
Rosena: Oh yeah. We'll change the formula and ask questions from one comment out a time, so we can get possibly shorter but more frequent updates.
Shadow: "Facepalms" Great.
Nightshade: Yeah. Sorry that you're as popular as you are Shadow. "Laughs a little"
Shadow: I feel the same...
Rosena: "Shrugs" Anyways. We have to end it here guys. But we'll hopefully be back soon! Take care!
Frank: Hopefully that'll be before these guys drive me insane! "Sighs" Bye.
Nightshade: We'll see. Anyways, see ya!
Everyone else: Goodbye.