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It was a shockingly happy day for the residents of the Hazbin Hotel with everyone gathered outside so that there would be enough space for all the guests invited to this amazing event.
The reveal of the princess of hell and the radio demon’s daughter!
Now while the events that led to this are only known by the staff of the hotel and their singular client Angel Dust who were all sworn to secrecy by the Demon King Lucifer, the impossibility of a sinner having a child was enough to attract a great number of people despite the knowledge that they most likely wouldn’t get any answers to their questions.
However, there WERE some troubles when the 'parents' had to decide who was allowed to come and who wasn’t.
"Alastor for the last time we are not telling ANYONE to keep their dogs outside-
Wait no! Hellhounds aren’t dogs! They’re people too and they have the right to be there !" Charlie was rarely angry but given how long they had been arguing her patience was starting to get frayed.
"My dear please think about our..offspring! Can you trust those beastmen and women to behave around the cute little button she is ?" Questioned Alastor with all the subtlety of a slightly homophobic grandmother trying to ask if her granddaughter didn’t like men for reasons she simply couldn’t fathom. Vaggie who was sitting with the others at the bar listening to their argument snorted at the word trust coming from the mouth of one of the most infamous deal makers in the pride ring but shockingly kept her silence instead of commenting satisfied with the knowledge that Charlie was standing up for herself.
The princess however who was in the process of stomping off to try and escape the argument that had quite literally gone on for hours already immediately whipped around her hair almost smacking Alastor in the face.
He only had half a second to glare at the offending appendage before his collar was grabbed by the furious hotel owner and he was forced to look at her in the eyes.
Now usually he would deal with whoever manhandled him by brutally maiming them except that the one currently holding him was the cute little princess who wasn’t so cute with her glowing yellow pupils and horns. He didn’t get the time to assess her properly though as she immediately went on a rant.
"Alastor I did not proclaim my ambition to save every soul in hell on fucking TV just so that I could turn away a few canine demons during the reveal of my daughter just because the father doesn’t quite like the look of them.
Now I don’t care if you died because of dogs or some other stupid reason even if you were my boyfriend, husband, or thrice damned deer daddy your opinion still wouldn’t FUCKING MATTER !!!" With her piece said she walked out of the hotel still huffing like an angry dragon and slammed the doors behind her hard enough that some thought they heard a crack.
Alastor meanwhile had to take a second to register the world around him again as he was struck by feelings of shock at her anger and indignation at the way she treated him, some intimidation remembering the power she wielded against Adam, and one feeling he couldn’t quite decipher..arousal.
Finally, he decided to deal with those later and ignored the audience still at the bar melting into the shadows and disappearing.
With only Vaggie Angel and Husker as witnesses to the confrontation, the lobby was silent as Charlie’s blowup surprised all of them.
Not so unexpectedly however that silence was broken by a spider they all wished at least once they could shut up forever.
Angel Dust Pornstar Extraordinaire only said one word to describe the scene they just witnessed.
"Kinky"
The topic was never brought up again but with numerous sinners walking around and Alastor glaring daggers at any demons with even the slightest dog-like shape the hotel residents had a hard time pushing the memory away.
One particular hellhound who was staring at the baby was being glared at in such a way some thought he would somehow combust. Angel never missing a chance to mess with the radio demon despite the very mortal consequences of doing so made a snarky comment aimed at the hotelier.
"What is it Smiles? Scared wolf boy will __imprint__ on your little girl or something ?" Now chuckling Angel didn’t expect the old-fashioned demon to get the reference but turned back towards Alastor in shock when his radio static got louder.
"No fucking way. Did he catch that..?"
He mumbled in a mixture of shock and disbelief.
Charlie who was close by didn’t get what the reference was but as she didn’t want to see Angel eviscerated either she prepared herself to intervene.
However, both the attempted maiming and saving attempts were interrupted by the hellhound who had also heard the comment and spoke up while panting almost as if he was feverish.
"You know. I do actually feel this weird glowing heat filling me right now…"
The chatter around all of them stopped and even Alastor’s usual static was silent for a moment.
"I’m sorry can you repeat that?" the radio demon asked nonchalantly.
5 minutes later…
"Alastor STOP IT! HOLY SHIT! Put us down !!! What are you doing !?!? WHY ARE YOU SO MAD !??" Screamed Charlie while she was cradling their daughter currently standing on the radio demon’s enlarged palm.
Alastor in the form of a giant monster with glowing red radio dials for eyes and six shadow tentacles at his back wasn’t listening as even his usual smile seemed to be struggling to keep its shape while he was snarling so ferociously and kept murdering every single dog demons that passed his sight.
Thankfully for those who wanted to at least know why they were being massacred the next words that passed through what was now apparently a fucking maw were heard by everyone currently present.
"I'LL MAKE SURE NONE OF YOU CAN EVER EVEN LOOK AT MY LITTLE FAWN WITH YOUR DISGUSTING EYES YOU INFERNAL FUCKING JACOB-LIKE MUTTS !!!"
Angel who was hiding under a broken table had a sudden epiphany.
"He knew where my reference came from and that fucker is absolutely on team Edward"