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Johnny stretched as he walked downstairs, passing the many boxes of his things. Since he unfortunately had to sell the mansion after his divorce, he had to part with many of his favorite expensive items. He already parted with Sento, and that Hichuli, courtesy of Bi-Han, but the rest of his things were either waiting to be sold or just packed up and getting shipped to his ex-wife’s house. A 50/50 split was only fair, even if it hurt him to part with the Lego Star Wars sets they built together. Anyway, as he walked into his kitchen he noticed the pantry door was wide open. Walking a bit further, he found the patio door unlocked. He quickly locked the door, and readied himself for the intruder. ‘ This guy’s locked in with THE Johnny Cage! ‘ he thought to himself. That was insanely corny, let’s pray he doesn’t say that in any future films. Hearing a noise, he walks to his living room, noticing a figure hunched over, eating something. Upon walking closer the realization hit him.
Johnny stopped and raised a brow. “ Kenshi????? What the hell, man?! “
Kenshi sat up and swallowed whatever it was he was eating. “ Oh, sorry, your… door was unlocked? Ok no, that’s stupid. I broke in. “
Johnny walked to the front of the couch, looking confused. “ Dude… you broke into my house? “
Kenshi sighs. “ It was 4 am, and you were sleeping! I couldn’t sleep and I didn’t have anything in my apartment. “
Johnny stood there, a blank expression crossing his face. “ So, let me get this right. You broke into my home… to eat some soup? “
Kenshi just shared the same expression. “ Yep. You were the only place open with soup readily available. “
Johnny just raised his arms before plopping them back down. He mumbled to himself, saying things like, “ Open??? What is this? An Ihop to him? “
Kenshi just continued eating his soup, unbothered for the rest of the morning. Johnny still has no idea why he didn’t just knock. Or hell, go to a convenience store. Word is though, Kenshi just probably enjoys breaking into Johnny’s house.