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Percy💙, 6:45 a.m.
‘Beth
‘Beth
‘Beth
‘Beth
‘Beth
Me, 6:46 a.m.
WHAT OMG
Percy💙, 6:46 a.m.
Omg hiiii
Me, 6:46 a.m.
EHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AY YHE ASS CRACK OF DAWN
Percy💙, 6:46 a.m.
Let’s go for a picnic
Me, 6:46 a.m
WTF NO
WHERE ARE U ANYWAY
Percy💙, 6:46 a.m.
Can we chill with the capslock, pls?
I’m in the bathroom
Me, 6:46 a.m
EW
Come out
So I can hit you
Percy💙, 6:47 a.m.
So you can hit me?
Yup, knew it
Exactly why I’m texting you from here I don’t wanna be punched
Me, 6:47 a.m
I hate u
Im going abck to bed
Percy💙, 6:47 a.m.
NO
BABY
MY DARLONG
MY COOCHY-POOCHY
MY LOVW
MO DOLL
MY POP TART
Me, 6:47 a.m
Ew, pop tart?
That’s the best you could come up with?
Percy💙, 6:47 a.m.
Yes
Now picnic.
Pls
Me, 6:48 a.m
Will u just come out for the gods' sake percy
Percy💙, 6:47 a.m.
Not till u say yes
Me, 6:48 a.m
Im not gonna say yes
Percy💙, 6:48 a.m.
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
I give u all my love and this is how u treat me
I see how it is
Let’s gooo
Pleaseeeeee
Me, 6:48 a.m
Y
Itll be so hot by the time we leave
We can cuddle on the bed and watch scooby doo instead
Percy💙, 6:48 a.m.
But
I wanna go
Im getting picnic vibes today
My inner percy is saying we have to go
Me, 6:48 a.m
Go w him then
Not me
I need my beauty rest
Percy💙, 6:48 a.m.
But youre already so beuatiful
Buaetiful
Beautifull?
Me, 6:48 a.m
Beautiful
Percy💙, 6:48 a.m.
Bootiful🍑
Me, 6:48 a.m
Omg percy
Percy💙, 6:49 a.m.
Best booty in all of new york
Me, 6:49 a.m
U can have it if u let me sleep
Percy💙, 6:49 a.m.
Ew annabeth
I dont wana do anal when ure asleep
Gross
Me, 6:49 a.m
NO EW
I MEAN
AFTER I WAKE UP
And im not prepped for it rn anyway so.. Youre gonna have to work on that asw
Percy💙, 6:49 a.m.
Sextings gross when youre on the toilet
Even if your gf has the hottest booty in nyc
Me, 6:49 a.m
Youre on the toilet?
Yuck
I thought you were just hiding like a lil bitch
Percy💙, 6:49 a.m.
I can do both baby❤️❤️
Me, 6:50 a.m
Pls dont
Im going to sleep
Percy💙, 6:50 a.m.
Annabethhhhh
I love you wise girl
Please
Lets go
Me, 6:50 a.m
I love u too
Did you make the food for the picnic?
Percy💙, 6:50 a.m.
No
What do u wanna eat
Me, 6:50 a.m
Uhm…
Sandwiches. Including a ham and cheese
Strawberries (prefereably choc covered)
Oo that peach lemonade you made last week
croissants/danishes/pain u chocoalt im in the mood for baked goods
Sallys cookies
Oh and pancakes
Percy💙, 6:50 a.m.
Baby doll
How u gonna eat pancakes on a blanket on the grass
Me, 6:50 a.m
Youre gonna take utensils and feed me
Duh
Percy💙, 6:50 a.m.
No
And this is gonna take me like 30 min to make and then 15 min to go out of our way to pret a manger for your baked things
Me, 6:50 a.m
Itll be too hot till that time
I dont wanna go
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Percy💙, 6:50 a.m.
HOLY SHIT
I ALmost dropped my pgone in the toilet
Some warning next time pls
Me, 6:50 a.m
I thought u were on the toilet
What warning am i supposed to give about that yoive seen it a million times already
Percy💙, 6:51 a.m.
Ive moved on to greener pastuers
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Idk like a booby alert. Yk u cant just wear my shirt in bed, show me boobies, make that face, AND expect me to maintianv composure
Me, 6:51 a.m
I can, i have, i will
LMFAO U look like santa
Pls take away that stubble
Bring back clean shaven percy
I wont stand for sandpaper cheeks anymore
Percy💙, 6:51 a.m.
Hi mrs claus
If i shave will you come on a picnic w me
Me, 6:51 a.m
Mm no
PERCY BABE PLEASE
WHY DO U WANNA GO SO BAF
Percy💙, 6:51 a.m.
anjkdskwlmS PLS
Me, 6:52 a.m
Okay how about this
We can go in the evening
Around 4
And then we can go for ice cream
Percy💙, 6:51 a.m.
🤔
What do i getin return
Me, 6:52 a.m
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Percy💙, 6:52 a.m.
You think you can bribe me with sex?
Me, 6:52 a.m
Yes
100% i can
Percy💙, 6:52 a.m.
And booby alert pls we just talked about this
I dropped my razor
Almost nicked myself
Me, 6:52 a.m
I heard that razor drop. Just come out i wont hit u
Promise (🤞)
Percy💙, 6:52 a.m.
UGH fine well go in the evening
Make it a date
Dress up fancy and everything
Me, 6:52 a.m
Sure ill even wear a dress
Percy💙, 6:52 a.m.
Yayy easy access
Me, 6:52 a.m
With cycling shorts get your mind out of the gutter
Percy💙, 6:52 a.m.
🙁
Okay
But only cuz we’ll be sitting on the grass
Me, 6:52 a.m
Now im gOING TO BED
WAKE ME UP IN AN HOUR FOR MORNING SEX
Percy💙, 6:53 a.m.
WILL DO
Me, 6:53 a.m
I love you
Percy💙, 6:53 a.m.
I love yo u too
Percy💙, 6:32 p.m.
Are u ashamed of yourself
Me, 6:32 p.m
What
Percy💙, 6:32 p.m.
We couldve been engaged since today morning
But somebody couldnt wake up
Me, 6:32 p.m
Im so sorry milord
Im actually so upset about this
I cant believe i missed a whole day of being your fiancée just cuz i was sleepy
Percy💙, 6:32 p.m.
Lmao dont feel bad
I planned it out that way
You think i dont know how much of a lazy bum you are in the mornings?
Me, 6:32 p.m
Stfu u did not plan this out
Percy💙, 6:32 p.m.
Yes i did
You think i just felt like hand making croissants all day cuz i was “up anyway”?!
You think i just happened to have croissant dough lying around?!
Me, 6:33 p.m
Liar
How did uk i wanted croissnats
Percy💙, 6:33 p.m.
U always want that baby ik u
Sorry you had to find out this way, doll
Me, 6:33 p.m
Shut up im gonna cry
You love me so much you big simp
Percy💙, 6:33 p.m.
Ik
It would be kinda pathetic if you didnt reciprocate
Me, 6:33 p.m
But i do
I love uou so much
Percy💙, 6:33 p.m.
Whos uou🤨🤨
Me, 6:33 p.m
Hes the loml
Sorry you had to find out this way, doll
Percy💙, 6:33 p.m.
You dare use my own spells against me, potter?
Me, 6:33 p.m
Oh no
Im so sorry
😐😐😐😐
Percy💙, 6:33 p.m.
Lol
Me, 6:33 p.m
Will u please come out the bathroom
I wanna fuck my fiancé
Percy💙, 6:33 p.m.
Yes maam