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Lucifer was annoyed, it seemed that no matter what he did, Alastor finds a way to flip it around to make HIM look foolish.
At this point, he was grasping for straws, he just needs to find anything to embarrass Alastor. There's got to be something he can do!
He started thinking about Alastor, and how he dresses, always in that suit, never in anything less "proper" as he would put it. THAT'S IT! If he makes him wear anything but that suit, surely he would lose his composure!
But what would he make him wear... Just a button down? No, not big enough. Sweat pants? No, he would just look comfortable, and he needs this to be BIG. Something Alastor would never be caught DEAD wearing.
As he's in the lounge, thinking about what would be perfect, he sees Niffty. Perfect! A dress! Was it immature? Absolutely. But has Lucifer ever claimed to be the most mature? Absolutely not. And this was too good to pass up!
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Lucifer was called for dinner, and he has never been more excited for a meal. Alastor, as always, was passing out the food. And Lucifer was just waiting for the perfect time to strike.
Not now...
Not now.......
NOW! Lucifer snaps his fingers and instantly Alastor found himself in a ankle length brown dress.
As everyone is staring at the cook, Lucifer is just waiting for Alastor to react, get mad, angry, ANYTHING!
But it never comes.
And no one is brave enough to break the silence, the only noise being Alastor eating, undesturbed.
That is untill Niffty notices.
"Sir! You look so pretty! Where did you get that dress? And do they have any in my size?"
"Well my dear, I think you'd have to ask Lucifer, why he chose to make me wear something so elegant is beyond me."
Everyone looks to Lucifer.
"Yeah, why did you make him wear a dress?" Angel asks.
"UGH, SERIOUSLY? STILL NOTHING?! ARE YOU A STATUE?"
"Why, I would think that the 'king of hell' would know that getting upset over trivial matters is useless."
"Oh, fuck you. You tacky piece of shit. Do you feel anything?"
"I feel embarrassed for you, for thinking I was childish enough to get mad about a beautiful dress."
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Silence, no one knows what to say. That is untill Angle Dust starts laughing.
Lucifer, embarrassed beyond words, decides to just cut his losses and teleport to his room, this was NOT worth it.
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After Lucifer left, Alastor just continues to eat.
"So, Smiles, do you really not mind the dress?" Angel asks.
"Well, it's not what I would normally wear, but I'm not afraid of wearing a piece of clothing, why some make such a big deal about it has always seemed quite strange to me."
"Respeeecccct. I can fully agree with you on that."