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Fellas is it gay to kiss the homes goodnight? (a shit pjsk chatfic)

Summary:

kamiyama has a group chat.

chaos happens.

im actually really unfunny

Notes:

if i should make more chapters of this, please lmk! this is mainly wirtten for my own fun anyway, but if people actually want me update regularly then im down to do it!

this first chapter is pretty short but uhhhhrhrrmmmm

Chapter 1: WOAHH CHAPTER ONE

Chapter Text

KAMIYAMA BETTER!

 

~ Group Description:

 

WXS STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING BRANDING. ~ Akito

 

I have literally no idea what you're talking about Shinonome? ~ Rui

 

Three words. CYBERPUNK. DEAD. BOY. ~ Akito

 

Ykw Akito, i have three letters for you. ~ Nene

 

Nene. ISTFG. ~ Akito

 

K-Y-S ~ Nene

 

Who tf keeps throwing rocks at my window ~ Mizuki

 

Mb girlie! ~ Rui

 

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Akito

Good morning. I hope you all have a shit day. (Except you Toya love u bbg)

 

Nene 

Oh my god did you guys finally get together…

 

Akito

NO THAT'S FOR OUR BROMANCE 

 

An

DUDE WTF IS A BROMANCE??! I THINK ALL THOSE PANCAKES HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN TO YOUR HEAD LMAO

 

Akito has gone offline.

 

Mizuki

Wooowwww lil bro… I can't believe this… what a homo.

 

An

The amount of times i've seen that mf staring at toya w the most dreamy eyes ever is CRAZY

 

Ena

I knew he was down bad but oh my god i actually feel your pain

 

Akito

Hey guys im back rui was throwing shit at me

 

Mizuki

HELPPP IM DEADD 

 

Rui

I got paid good money to do tgat

 

Nene

YOU GOT PAID TO BEAT UP AKITO WHAT

 

Akito

WHAT. WHO PAID YOUR ASS.

 

Rui

An did

 

Akito

Okay what did i even expect.

 

Toya

Hello, everyone.

 

Ena

Oh my god akito just started smiling like a fucking idiot

 

Mizuki

LMAOOOO THATS SO HOMOESEXUAL NGL

 

Akito

Istg if i get called gay one more time.

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

WHO TF CHANGED MY NAME TO THIS. I WILL FIND YOU

 

Nene

This is punishment rui.

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

FOR EHAT WHAT DID I ACTUALLY DO

 

Nene

For that one time you changed my name to “Loser Lesbian”

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

O-okay nene. H-heh, i thought… you actually cared. ℐ-ℊ𝓊ℯ𝓈𝓈 ℐ 𝒹ℯ𝓈ℯ𝓇𝓋ℯ 𝒾𝓉.:)

 

An

THE FUCKING FONT OH MY LORD

 

Mizuki

SCREENSHOTTED YOUY ARE NEVER LIVIFNG THIS DOWN BUDDY

 

Akito

@gay boy in denial IS THIS YO MAN???? LMAOOO

 

Discord kitten

Oh. okay rui.

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

How does it feel mizuki.

 

Ena

Two seconds ago mizuki was rolling on the floor laughing now their literally zooming to your house

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

Ohg snhit nFUIJK GHEKOLP

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7! And Discord Kitten have gone offline

 

An

ARE THEY SCRAPPINGB??? IM CRYINGGGGG 😭

 

Gay boy in denial

Hey guys what did i miss?? :DD

 

Orange twizzler

Alot.

WAIT WTF.

AN SHIRASHI I WILL FUCKING END YOU

 

Gay boy in denial

Akito no swearing! :( 

 

Discord kitten

Guess who!!!

 

An

So uh what happened to galaxy note 7

 

Discord kitten

I BEAT HIS ASS 🔥

 

Gay boy in denial

WAIT IS RUI OKAY??

 

Discord kitten

Ofc ypur wooriied

 

Feet pic taker

Great spelling mizuki!!

 

Discord kitten

YOUR NAME HELPPPPPPP

 

Feet pic taker

Akito when i catch you akitp

 

Feet pic taker and Orange twizzler have gone offline.

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

Heyeyy  guyuesss hooooowwwsss vbakck!!!!

 

Discord kitten

So close!

 

Nene

Rui your literally the smartest person here how did you fuck up that bad

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

Not my faukt SOEMONE WITH PINK HAIR bashed my skull in

 

Gay boy in denial

RUI ARE YOU OKAY?? DO YOU NEED ANYTHING??

 

Say hi to new galaxy note 7!

Im beeter now your herre :3

 

Discord kitten

Ew keep your flirting in dms

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

I literally third wheel on most of your DATES with kanade

 

Discord kitten

NOT FUCKING TRUE

 

Feet pic sender

Akito escaped 💔

I'll get him next time istg

 

Orange twizzler

LOSER

 

Feet pic sender

Im in your house.

 

Orange twizzler

Wait r u actyally??

 

Feet pic sender

No id rather die then go to your stivky ass home

 

10 yr old sephora kid

HEY I ACTUALLY CLEAN THAT PLACE OFTEN

 

Discord kitten

Hey enanan like your name?

 

10 yr old sephora kid

Okay kys

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

Errrrmmmmm anyway! 

Have you guys listened to that fire song LOVE BITE by merm4id?

 

Gay boy in denial

No but if rui likes it im sure its great! :D 

 

Nene

Oh god i know where this is going

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

Fufu~ why dont we recreate it together tsukasa~?

 

Nene

RUI HE DOESNT EVERN KNOW WHAT THAT SOMG MEANS

 

Orange twizzler

Oh!

 

Gay boy in denial

Hey! Im sure he just means he wants us to sing it together!

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

FUCK



Discord kitten

LMAOOO BUCKAROO GOT FRIENDZONED

Budget todoroki

Guys, have you seen akito?

 

10 yr old sephora kid

Yeah hes infront of me giggling and kicking his feet because you said his name

 

Orange twizzler

LIES

 

Discord kitten

HELP DID YOU GET A VIDEO??

 

10 yr old sephora kid

YEAH ILL SEND IN DMS

 

Discord kitten

OH MY GOD SHE WASNT LYING YOU LOOK SO ZESTY LIL BRO

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

MIZUKI SEND ME THE VIDEO AND ILL FORGIVE YOU FOR EVERYTHING

I also have an idea

 

Discord kitten

BET

 

Orange twizzler

Oh god what is HE gonna do

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

Youll find out! Just wait and see :3

 

Orange twizzler

OH GOD.

WAIT

WHAT

IS

THAT

‘NO

STOP

STOP

WHY IS THERE A DRONE WITH A PROJECTOR SCREEN ATTACTED

OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

OH MY GOD ITS PLAYING THAT STUPID VIDEO ON REPEAT

 

10 yr old sephora kid

NO WAY I SEE IT

 

Discord kitten

THIS IS ACTUALLY WILF HELPPP

 

Orange twizzler

MAKE IT STOP PLEASE

 

Feet pic taker

NO SHIT THSI IS HILLARIOUS 

 

Nene

RUI SEND THE VIDEO TO ME OH MYBGIOF

 

Say hi to the new galaxy note 7!

OFC

 

10 yr old sephora kid

Okay. whens nene gonna get a stupid name

 

Nene

Im too specvial for that

Uh oh

 

Discord kitten

ONE OF US ONE OF US

 

Girl kisser

Okay im leaving this gc.

OH FUCK RUIS AT MY HOUSE

Okay nvm! Ive had a chnage of heart!

 

Feet pic taker

Im so proud of you neen!

 

Girl kisser

Neen….?

great.