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It was another Sister 'Fun' night, being held at Misaka 19054's apartment. The theme was 'Street Food' with every Sister to bring a different street food from a sidewalk or small streetside vender to share.
There was takoyaki, tako tamago, dango, onigiri, Yaki tomorokoshi, yaki-imo, etc. A feast of street foods.
"Yum says Misaka 19911 while worrying about gaining weight."
"Misaka 10032 is planning to exist on plain miso soup and water for the next three days Misaka 10032 states while thinking tonight's food to be worth the sacrifice."
"Taadaa exclaims Misaka 11420 unveiling the delicious sweet taiyaki desserts that Misaka 11420 purchased to complete the feast."
"Misaka 10039 groans while shaking a fist in mock anger at Misaka 11420 for procuring such an evil and tempting dessert."
"Misaka 19540 offers to consume Misaka 10039's portion to save Misaka 10039's figure."
"Misaka 10039 offers to shoot Misaka 10540 for attempting to consume Misaka 10039's portion Misaka 10039 states with a laugh."
"Misaka 10032 would like to point out that Mother Misuzu has instructed Big Sister that consuming these types of foods will help with development of certain underdeveloped areas."
All the Sisters looked down at their chests and then sighed.
After cleaning up the girls ended up settling down for some Sister bonding time, making themselves comfortable on various chairs and sofas around the apartment while sipping tea.
"Misaka 19911 realizes that this is normally a time for Sisters to relax and have pleasant conversation but Misaka 19911 has a distressing incident to report."
The other Sisters looked at each other then nodded at 19911 to continue.
"Misaka 19911 requests that this information not be shared with Last Order."
The other Sisters nodded again.
"On Wednesday Misaka 19911 was enjoying the Spring weather and was exploring a certain park known to all Sisters for Big Sister's clandestine rendezvous with Savior."
More nodding with muttered 'Such Misfortunes' sprinkled in.
"Misaka 19911 was deciding whether to splurge on a crepe when faint sounds of distress were heard from a corner of the park not frequented by visitors Misaka 19911 relates. Worried that a child might be lost or injured Misaka 19911 decided to emulate Savior and investigate."
"Savior would be proud Misaka 19032 confirms."
"What did Misaka 19911 find asks Misaka 11420 anxiously eager to hear more of the story."
"Misaka 19911 found a heretofore unknown small glade with a small bench that is hidden from casual view Misaka 19911 relates to the Sisters sharing the location via the Network. Seated on the bench weeping was Molester states Misaka 19911 who was shocked to see that Molester had Molester's knees drawn up to Molester's chest looking tiny and miserable. Misaka 19911's heart broke for Molester who looked so tragic."
The stunned Sisters pulled out various hankies and were holding them to their eyes.
"The image Misaka 19911 has shared of Molester is disturbing Misaka 19054 states with tears streaming. Misaka 19054 is touched by Molester's sadness."
"What was wrong with Molester asks Misaka 10039 ready to administer vengeance on the person or persons who hurt Molester."
"Two words replies Misaka 19911 Big Sister."
*Silence*
*Sigh*
"What did Big Tsundere do asks Misaka 11420 sadly."
"Misaka 19911 sat next to Molester and attempted to comfort Molester by taking Molester into a hug Misaka 19911 relates. However, Molester panicked and related that Big Sister had threatened Molester's life if found touching Sisters Misaka 19911 explains angry with Big Sister's cruelty. Misaka 19911 explained carefully that Misaka 19911 was touching Molester that Molester had not initiated touching therefore Big Sister could find no fault."
"What happened next asks Misaka 10540 breathlessly."
"Molester curled up into Misaka 19911's arms and wept like Molester's heart had broken Misaka 19911 continues with tears streaming. This was this Misaka's first time comforting someone so Misaka 19911 relied on memories of how Savior comforts upset persons and extrapolated."
"Very clever Misaka 19911 praises Misaka 18888."
"Please continue encourages Misaka 19054."
"Misaka 19911 will share with the Network."
Misaka 19911 was out of her comfort zone as she had never held someone in her arms before, let alone someone who was upset and sobbing enough to cause her blouse to become wet with tears. Remembering the acts she had seen Savior perform 19911 gently rubbed Molester's back with her one hand while gently patting Molester's head with the other. 19911 further remembered that the comforting ritual included murmuring reassuring platitudes to help comfort the person.
"Be at ease Molester Misaka 19911 says comfortingly as Misaka 19911 is here to hold and sooth Molester. Misaka 19911 apologies to um Friend Shirai for naming the unhappy Friend Shirai Molester when Friend Shirai is obviously upset and hopes Friend Shirai will forgive Misaka 19911."
Shirai hiccupped, then sniffled, then actually giggled a little. "You are funny, Misaka 19911," Shirai said, giggling through her tears. "Of course, you Sisters call me 'Molester' after all the times I grabbed you inappropriately. I deserve it."
"Friend Shirai has not assaulted any Sisters in months and no longer deserves to be called by that name Misaka 19911 says soothingly. Misaka 19911 wishes to know what caused Friend Shirai to fall into such abject misery today."
"I do not want to make you Sisters angry with Sissy."
"Sisters frequently become annoyed exasperated affronted frustrated and occasionally angry with Big Tsundere er Misaka 19911 means Big Sister Misaka 19911 says with a smirk in an effort to reassure Friend Shirai."
"You! You made a joke!" Shirai gasped.
"Sisters are capable of humor Misaka 19911 assures Friend Shirai. The issue is most non-Sisters do not understand Sisters' humor Misaka 19911 laments."
"Heh!"
Shirai abruptly realized a few things: she was feeling a little better, she was still being held tightly by Misaka 19911, her head and back were being gently stroked, and it was feeling very nice...
Too nice!
*PSSSSHHHHHH*
Steam came off Shirai's head as she tried to disengage from Misaka 19911's arms. "Um, I am feeling better, Misaka 19911-san," Shirai stuttered out.
"Misaka 19911 notes that Friend Shirai has an elevated heart rate along with temperature. Additionally, Misaka 19911 notes that Friend Shirai seems to have developed shortness of breath leading to fear of syncope."
"Just a little dehydrated, Misaka 19911," Shirai replied faintly.
Misaka 19911 stared at Shirai for a moment, her expressionless face giving away nothing. Then, "Is Friend Shirai ready to explain why all the tears Misaka 19911 asks kindly."
*sniff*
"Just as I have been behaving myself with the Sisters, I have been very polite with Sissy as well, Misaka 19911," Shirai began. "No grabbing, no peeping, best behavior for weeks to show Sissy I could be a gentlewoman and the best candidate for her affection."
"Misaka 19911 states that sounds like an excellent plan."
*sniff*
"Misaka 19911, all I have done is pull out her chair at meals, invite Sissy for coffee, chat with her, and generally everything she has always asked me to do," Shirai said softly.
"Did Big Sister notice the changes asks Misaka 19911 intrigued."
"I... I thought Sissy had," Shirai sniffled. "So, I very politely asked her today if she would consider going on a date with me, just for dinner, at a new Portuguese restaurant that had opened that we had discussed."
"Did Big Sister refuse asks Misaka 19911 with fury."
"Worse," Shirai whispered. "She accused me of asking her out for a date just so I would have an excuse to molest her afterwards. Sissy said she knew it was just some trick of mine to try to win her confidence and then ambush her! Then she shocked me when I had done nothing!"
Shirai broke down in tears again. "Sissy will not even give me a chance to prove I have changed!"
"Oh, how horrible for Moles...Friend Shirai says Misaka 11420 dabbing at the tears streaming down Misaka 11420's cheeks."
"How can Big Sister not only be so cruel but also so oblivious cries Misaka 19054 whose heart aches for Friend Shirai."
"How did Misaka 19911 resolve the situation asks Misaka 10540."
"More cuddles and pats replies Misaka 19911. Misaka 19911 then treated Friend Shirai to crepes at the stand in the park and enjoyed a new sensation of sharing crepes which Friend Shirai informed Misaka 19911 is called an Indirect Kiss."
Misaka 19911 shared the sensation with her Sisters.
"Misaka 18812 wishes to assist Friend Shirai and asks the Sisters to form a plan to aid Friend Shirai."
"But aid Friend Shirai how asks Misaka 10101. Should Sisters assist Friend Shirai with becoming a couple with Big Sister and gaining the gold ring on the left hand Misaka 10101 wonders thinking Big Sister does not deserve this happiness."
Quiet and shy Misaka 11111 timidly put her hand in the air. "Misaka 11111 had a thought but it is probably foolish and Misaka 11111 doubts any of the other Sisters will agree so Misaka 11111 withdraws the idea."
Misaka 11111 squirmed in her seat and covered her face with both hands. All the other Sisters were shocked as Misaka 11111 rarely spoke up...and some Sisters thought she might be defective...
Trying not to scare 11111 Misaka 10101 came over and sat next to her, pulling 11111's hands from her face. "The only dumb idea is the one never expressed Misaka 10101 reassures Misaka 11111. Sisters would love to hear the quiet Sister's thoughts Misaka 10101 says happily."
Misaka 11111 looked at her Sisters who looked back at her and nodded, so she gathered her courage.
"While reliving Misaka 19911's memories of the encounter with Friend Shirai Misaka 11111 found the holding patting comforting and indirect kiss very... interesting and stimulating with new sensations never before encountered Misaka 11111 whispers embarrassed to admit these feelings. Misaka 11111 had an idea..."
"Misaka 11111 you have become inaudible Misaka 10101 states kindly trying to avoid frightening the shyest Sister."
"Misaka 11111 thought it might be nice for the Sisters to take turns having dating encounters with Friend Shirai if those Sisters wished to have a dating experience. Misaka 11111 finds Friend Shirai attractive and thinks that Friend Shirai would make the experience enjoyable Misaka 11111 shouts in embarrassment."
Getting up from her seat, Misaka 11111 tried to get to the door. "Misaka 11111 is humiliated and will leave now rather than face the righteous criticism of the Sisters."
Before she could make it to the door Misaka 11111 was intercepted by Misakas 10032 and 19911.
"Stop cries Misaka 19911."
"Wait orders Misaka 10032."
Both Sisters took Misaka 11111 into a hug. "Misaka 19911 congratulates Misaka 11111 on a wonderful plan to help bring a smile back to Friend Shirai's face as Savior always says."
"As the Sister who was the first to encounter Friend Shirai's wandering hands Misaka 10032 would like to reward Friend Shirai's much improved behavior with a dating experience. Please sit Misaka 11111 to help in the planning Misaka 10032 asks politely."
"What about Big Sister asks Misaka 18812."
"Sisters will protect Friend Shirai from Big Sister and perhaps Big Sister will learn what a treasure Big Sister has lost Misaka 11420 says thoughtfully."
"Sisters really think this is not a stupid idea Misaka 11111 asks tearfully."
"Misaka 19054 calls for a vote. All Sisters in favor of organizing dating experiences with Friend Shirai Misaka 19054 asks."
Shirai was out on her usual evening patrol. It was a nice quiet Tuesday night and she was doing a good job...
Of avoiding the places Misaka might go to in the evening. So that meant not going near the quick mart, the park with the much-abused vending machine, or the few other places Siss...Misaka-san might visit. That is why Shirai was stunned to suddenly be virtually ambushed by Misaka walking out of an alley directly in front of Shirai and blocking her path.
"Siss...Misaka-san?" Shirai stuttered.
"Friend Shirai please pardon Misaka 19911's abrupt interception but Misaka 19911 is glad to have met you and would like to ask Friend Shirai to join Misaka 19911 for an espresso or tea."
Shirai looked around fearfully for her roommate who has been known to BBQ Shirai for even looking at the Sisters. "Muh, me, Misaka 19911?" Shirai questioned.
"Yes replies Misaka 19911 in the affirmative as Misaka 19911 would like to enjoy Friend Shirai's company in a convivial atmosphere where Misaka 19911 may become better acquainted with Friend Shirai."
"Are you asking me on a date?" Shirai said in a shocked whisper.
Misaka 19911 tilted her head in that particular way Sisters did when they were thinking or consulting the Network. Shirai waited patiently until Misaka 19911 tilted her head back. "Has Misaka 19911 offended Friend Shirai by wishing to spend time together Misaka 19911 asks worriedly. The offer does not have to constitute a date if Friend Shirai is not interested or finds Misaka 19911 repulsive or unworthy of Friend Shirai's attention Misaka 19911 says preparing to leave before causing further embarrassment."
As Misaka 19911 turned preparing to leave, a small hand caught her arm, stopping her. "I would love to have an espresso with you, Misaka 19911," Shirai said with a smile. "May I transport us to my favorite café?"
"Misaka 19911 joyfully says yes."
Wednesday Shirai was meeting with Uiharu and Saten for dinner at Josephs. She had invited Misaka to join them as usual but was told Misaka had to study for a test that night and could not go. Disappointed, Shirai decided to take a bus rather than teleport to the restaurant. While she was sitting lost in her thoughts on the bus, a voice interrupted her dark thoughts.
"May Misaka 18812 sit next to Friend Shirai Misaka 18812 asks politely noting there are ample other seats but Misaka 18812 wishes to be proximal to Friend Shirai."
Shirai looked up and saw another Sister looking at her and waiting for a response so she smiled shyly and said, "Please do, Misaka 18812."
Misaka 18812 carefully sat down, making sure her short skirt did not ride up. "Misaka 18812 greets Friend Shirai and politely asks what is Friend Shirai's destination."
"Oh, I am meeting my friends Uiharu and Saten for dinner at Josephs tonight, Misaka 18812."
"Misaka 18812 asks why Big Sister is not accompanying Friend Shirai as Misaka 18812 believes that Big Sister always attends these group dinners."
'I will not cry, I will not cry,' Shirai thought to herself.
*sniff*
"Things have changed Misaka 18812 and Misaka no longer seems to be interested in doing any activities with me any longer," Shirai said sadly.
Misaka 18812 tilted her head briefly then straightened it again. "Does this mean that Friend Shirai would be open to Misaka 18812 asking to be allowed to escort Friend Shirai to dinner this evening Misaka 18812 asks shyly."
Shirai looked at 18812 with surprise. "Are you asking to be my date to dinner tonight, Misaka 18812?"
"If date is too forward for Friend Shirai Misaka 18812 shyly says that Misaka 18812 would be happy to accompany Friend Shirai as a Friend."
"Nuh, no, a date would be nice, Misaka 18812. Thank you!" Shirai stammered.
The two girls talked about Shirai's school, Misaka 18812's work, as well as foods and activities they liked. Once the bus arrived near Josephs, they disembarked where Misaka 18812 surprised Shirai with her next action: Misaka 18812 crooked her elbow and held it towards Shirai.
"Is this not proper etiquette Friend Shirai to link arms while on a date or is Misaka 18812 being too forward asks Misaka 18812 with embarrassment."
Shirai smiled at her and replied, "No, it is perfect, Misaka 18812. I am just not used to being treated so kindly." Shirai looped her arm through Misaka 18812's arm.
"Misaka 18812 understands as Friend Shirai has only been out with the Level 6 Tsundere and not esteemed as Friend Shirai deserves Misaka 18812 says sadly."
Shirai stopped walking for a moment causing Misaka 18812 to stop as well. "Misaka 18812, I am not causing any problems between you or your Sisters and Misaka-san, am I?"
Again, the head tilt.
"Misakas agree that Friend Shirai has not caused any issues between Sisters and Big Sister Misaka 18812 hastens to reassure Friend Shirai. Sisters are very disappointed in Big Sister's treatment of someone who has always proven to be a devoted friend causing such distress to Friend Shirai."
Looking at Shirai with her solemn grey eyes 18812 said, "Personally Misaka 18812 is happy to be able to spend this evening with Friend Shirai."
Shirai felt a warmth spread though her body as they resumed walking to Josephs. As they entered the restaurant she heard the happy shout of: "Shirai-san! Misaka-san!" accompanied by exuberant waving from Uiharu in a booth in the corner. Saten waved at them as well.
"Look at you two, arm-in-arm!" Saten exclaimed, as Shirai winced slightly.
"Good evening Friend Uiharu Friend Saten Misaka 18812 says politely happy to see Friend Shirai's mutual friends again."
"Oh! I beg your pardon, Misaka 18812!" Uiharu said blushing slightly. "I thought you were your Big Sister!"
"A common mistake replies Misaka 18812 who is not offended."
"Misaka-san could not make it tonight," Shirai explained. "But I happened to meet Misaka 18812 on the bus and she asked if she could be my...date tonight, so I was happy to say yes."
Saten and Uiharu looked at each other and exclaimed, "DATE?!"
Thursday Shirai decided she needed retail therapy after Misaka rebuffed her offer of going out for a coffee after classes had ended. So Shirai went to Seventh Mist mall to visit Valery's Mysteries Lingerie shop to spoil herself.
While perusing the silk panties and trying to decide between red and pink Shirai was interrupted.
"Good afternoon Friend Shirai from Misaka 11420."
Shirai let out a small yelp and dropped the panties back into the bin. "You startled me, Misaka 11420!" Shirai gasped.
"Misaka 11420 apologizes. Misaka 11420 happened to see Friend Shirai in Misaka 11420's favorite store and decided to join Friend Shirai as shopping for decadent undergarments is Misaka 11420's secret pleasure."
"You like to wear..." Shirai blushed. "I thought all the Sisters..." Steam started to come from Shirai's ears.
"Sisters all have started to develop different tastes explains Misaka 11420 who has an interest in attracting a mate and wishes to feel more alluring with more interesting lingerie Misaka 11420 demonstrates by raising Misaka 11420's skirt and showing the daring black thong."
*BANG*
Shirai had a nosebleed.
Once Shirai and Misaka 11420 had gotten the nosebleed under control they resumed shopping together. "Misaka 11420," Shirai whispered. "Do you mind shopping for things like this with me given my, my, um, reputation?"
Misaka 11420 regarded Shirai with her big grey eyes for a moment. "Friend Shirai has amended Friend Shirai's behavior noticeably over time Misaka 11420 whispers reassuringly. Also, Misaka 11420 knows of no one else who Misaka 11420 would rather be with sharing this experience Misaka 11420 says in a flirtatious manner while leading Friend Shirai into a shared fitting-room."
*whoosh*
Shirai's face turned dark red and steam poured out of her ears as she was virtually dragged into the fitting-room by Misaka 11420 who closed and locked the door behind them! Shirai was not sure if she was dreaming or in a nightmare, knowing that if Mikoto ever found out that...oh my gods Misaka 11420 has taken off all her clothes!
Shirai tried to look away from Misaka 11420 but it was very hard due to the number of mirrors and relatively small size of the fitting-room. She noticed Misaka 11420 was looking down at her own feet and her shoulders were slumped.
"Does Friend Shirai find Misaka 11420 hideous asks Misaka 11420 sadly. Is that why Friend Shirai will not look at Misaka 11420 Misaka 11420 tearfully asks thinking that a cheap copy of Big Sister's body is too deformed to be admired by anyone."
Shirai's heart broke hearing such self-doubt in 11420's voice. She turned and took Misaka 11420 into her arms, telling her, "Oh, Misaka 11420, I am so sorry!" Shirai said softly into 11420's ear. "It is not that you are ugly, but I did not want you to think I am still the Molester if I stared at you! Also, your Big Sister has always threatened me about behaving badly with you!"
"Friend Shirai does not find Misaka 11420 deformed and hideous Misaka 11420 asks hopefully."
Shirai let go of 11420 and said, "No, you are a beautiful girl who I am lucky to be spending time with today."
Shirai took off her uniform as well. "Let us start trying on our items, Misaka 11420, and see what elevates our mood!"
The two girls then proceeded to enjoy the next hour trying on different items before selecting their final purchases and making their way out of the store. They did agree to call each other the next time they wanted enjoy another round of retail therapy.
Friday night. Patrol night with Uiharu while Shirai knew Misaka's Friday routine. Go to the minimarket and read her manga without paying for it, then go to the park, abuse the vending machine, then just 'happen' to meet up with the Ape, and, and... Shirai shook her head. She really should just finally get over her as it was apparent that Misaka did not even think twice about what might be going on in Shirai's life.
She noticed Uiharu kept looking at her and sending little smirks her way before Uiharu finally spoke as they made their way along their route.
"So, you and Misaka 18812-san are dating, Shirai-san?" Uiharu asked in a light tone.
"What?! No, just the one time," Shirai replied, flustered. "We met on the bus, she noticed that Misaka-san was not with me, and asked if she could be with me as a date or a friend."
"Hmmmm, Misaka-san and not Sissy anymore?"
Shirai mentally facepalmed. Trust Uiharu to pick up on that slip! "I have decided to give up my immature ways, Uiharu," Shirai said politely. "I have also given up my pursuit of Misaka-san as it appears that she finds me unworthy of her attention," Shirai said sadly. ("Or even friendship" Shirai said under her breath)
Uiharu put her little hand on Shirai's arm, stopping her for a moment. "I am so sorry to hear this, Shirai-san," Uiharu said earnestly. "The two of you are such good friends and I thought that the way you had changed these last few months had made a difference."
"Were good friends, I guess, Uiharu," Shirai said with resignation. "I prefer not to talk about it. Let's keep going and look for criminals."
Their route led them near a certain park, which was causing Shirai to have a small amount of anxiety. But about a block away they ran into a familiar looking girl.
"Good evening Friend Shirai Friend Uiharu says Misaka 10039 who is glad to have intercepted Friend Shirai."
"Good evening Misaka 10039."
"Good evening Misaka 10039-san."
"Misaka 10039 believed that Friend Shirai would be arriving in this area at this approximate time and wished to meet with Friend Shirai."
"Why is that, Misaka 10039?" Shirai asked curiously.
"Partially as a distraction Friend Shirai and partially because Misaka 10039 wished to spend time with Friend Shirai in an effort to build rapport and detect compatibility Misaka 10039 replies happily."
"Distraction?" Shirai said puzzled.
Suddenly, not too far away, flashes could be seen and the sound of lightning could be heard. Uiharu could not help herself, she snickered.
Shirai's face fell though and she looked sad, stopping Uiharu instantly.
"Misaka 10039 has an idea to help restore Friend Shirai's smile Misaka 10039 announces while taking Friend Shirai by the hand and pulling vigorously."
Shirai allowed herself to be towed off by Misaka 10039 while Uiharu followed with a big smile. They ended up at the crepe stand where Misaka 10039 seated Shirai and Uiharu at the nearby bench while: "Misaka 10039 procures delicious sweet delights to elevate not only moods but also blood sugar and endorphins."
Uiharu and Shirai could not help but giggle as Misaka 10039 went off to order for them. "The Sisters are developing a wicked sense of humor, Shirai-san," Uiharu giggled some more.
"You have no idea," Shirai replied.
Misaka 10039 returned holding three crepes. "For tiny Friend Uiharu the new Deluxe strawberry parfait crepe."
Uiharu's eyes lit up at the giant strawberry-filled crepe.
"Ui-haru," Shirai enunciated. "It is bigger than your head!"
"For Friend Shirai the dark Choco-cherry cream delight."
"Thank you, Misaka 10039," Shirai said politely. "It looks wonderful!"
"Misaka 10039 has chosen an apple and pear combination with cream."
The girls sat quietly enjoying their crepes when Misaka 10039 leaned over and offered hers to Shirai. "Would Friend Shirai care to sample Misaka 10039's crepe?"
"Only if you would taste mine, Misaka 10039," Shirai replied.
The exchange was made and both girls had a taste. Misaka 10039 moved over on the bench so that she was seated close to Shirai, then leaned forward to Shirai's ear.
"Misaka 10039 enjoyed Misaka 10039's first indirect kiss with Friend Shirai and hopes the feeling was mutual."
*WHOOSH*
Steam again billowed from Shirai's ears and she looked around fearfully for her roommate.
"Misaka 10039 interprets Friend Shirai's reaction as confirmation Misaka 10039 states while smiling with satisfaction."
Uiharu just smiled at the two of them.
It was Saturday night and Shirai was at the 177th working on the computer trying to clear the backlog of files that had piled up. She was by herself because Konori-sempai had a date with her beau, Big Spider, and even Uiharu was out with Saten. Shirai had gotten up and gone to breakfast with Siss...Misaka, as usual, but Misaka had not even bothered to ask Shirai if she had any plans or to offer to meet up for lunch or dinner.
Shirai took the hint and did not even bother asking Misaka about her day either opting instead to just quickly teleport away from their table to their room, then from their room to the 177th without taking Misaka from the table to their room like she normally would. Courtesy goes both ways Shirai decided.
Spending the day wrestling with paperwork beat staying in a dorm room sulking, Shirai reasoned. She ordered some Chinese food delivered for her lunch, but otherwise just kept working all day, hoping to complete the pile that had been languishing for a while. It was strange being alone in the office: normally Misaka would drop by to at least check on her and offer to go for dinner or bring her something.
"Guess that shows where I rate as a friend," Shirai thought to herself.
The office had been hot and stuffy all day, prompting Shirai to remove her jacket and sweater. About 2000, Shirai could feel her shoulders stiffening and she began to think about leaving for dinner. She was startled to feel a pair of hands on her that began to massage the ache out of her neck and shoulders. "Oh, that feels so good!" Shirai almost moaned.
A quiet voice spoke softly, "Misaka 11111 is glad to help Friend Shirai as Misaka 11111 noticed Friend Shirai seemed to be in pain."
"Misaka 11111? How did you enter with me noticing?" Shirai asked confused.
"Through the door replies Misaka 11111 puzzled at the question. Misaka 11111 explains to Friend Shirai that Misaka 11111 is known as the quiet Sister."
"Because you are a Ninja Masseuse?" Shirai asked with a giggle.
Shirai almost had to strain to hear Misaka 11111 as she spoke so quietly. "Misaka 11111 chuckles at Friend Shirai's joke. "Misaka 11111 is...very shy compared to other Sisters Misaka 11111 explains. Sisters are finding Misaka 11111's current actions very daring and out of character and Misaka 11111 has put the Network in an uproar Misaka 11111 says worried that Friend Shirai will be upset with Misaka 11111 touching Friend Shirai in such an intimate manner."
"Ooooohhhhhhh," replied Shirai. "This is not intimate, Misaka 11111. But it is therapeutic and relaxing."
Shirai thought for a moment. "Why, wait a moment, *how* are your Sisters finding out about your actions, Misaka 11111?"
"Misakas thought Friend Shirai knew that Sisters can share experiences over the Network with other Sisters or all Sisters Misaka 11111 explains. These experiences can include audio visual and tactile sensations Misaka 11111 elaborates thus allowing Sisters to learn from other Sisters experiences."
Shirai's life flashed before her eyes. "Does...can Big Sister share as well?"
*HUGE SWEAT DROP*
"Misaka 11111 giggles softly at Friend Shirai's obvious distress. Big Sister cannot connect to the Network Misaka 11111 reassures Friend Shirai and not all activities are shared either as Sisters like to have some experiences be their own treasures."
The massage was feeling so good that Shirai had not noticed that Misaka 11111 had slid the blouse down off of Shirai's shoulders and down her arms to her waist while continuing to massage more of Shirai's shoulders...and upper chest!
Shirai had opted not to wear a bra over her little bitties today!
"Misaka 11111 whispers in Friend Shirai's ears that this is one of the experiences that Misaka 11111 wishes to keep as a personal treasure while hoping Friend Shirai is enjoying the massage."
Misaka 11111 was not touching Shirai's...NoGo zones...yet... but she was very *pant* close!
Then, abruptly, Misaka 11111 pulled Shirai's blouse back up to where it belonged and stepped back. "Misaka 11111 is very sorry to have caused distress to Friend Shirai Misaka 11111 apologizes. Misaka 11111 did not mean to lose control and behave like a molester."
"You, you were fine, Misaka 11111," Shirai replied breathlessly. "My shoulders were so stiff and sore before your massage. I cannot thank you enough!"
"But Misaka 11111 exposed Friend Shirai's...NoGo area Misaka 11111 cries while secretly having found the view beautiful."
Shirai parsed that sentence for a second: Misaka 11111 thought her tiny, almost non-existent chest was beautiful?!
"Misaka 11111 actually stopped in at the 177th to see if Friend Shirai would enjoy a dinner date with Misaka 11111."
Shirai was struck dumb. Why were all these different Sisters asking her out for dates? Were they just being nice or was there some sort of plot?
Misaka 11111 saw all the thoughts play out across Shirai's face and quickly checked in with the Network to see what her Sisters thought. "Misaka 11111 is sorry to have disturbed Friend Shirai and will now leave Misaka 11111 whispers sadly after being rejected."
Before Shirai could react Misaka 11111 spun around and raced out the door, heading down the steps. Shirai thought she heard what might be a sob! From a Sister!
As Misaka 11111 opened the door to the street, preparatory to running back to her home there was a
< POP >
Misaka 11111 felt Shirai gently take her arm then
< POP >
They were back inside the 177th office.
"Why *sniff* asks Misaka 11111."
"Why what?" replied Shirai.
"Why did Friend Shirai return Misaka 11111 to the office after rejecting Misaka 11111 Misaka 11111 asks puzzled."
"I did not reject you, Misaka 11111," Shirai cried. "I was just confused."
"Confused asks Misaka 11111."
"Why are you Sisters being so kind?" whispered Shirai. "Asking me on dates, visiting with me, cheering me up...is it a prank?"
Misaka 11111 led Shirai to the sofa and gently pushed her down, then sat next to her. 11111 stared at Shirai for a moment, then tilted her head. Shirai waited patiently as whatever Misaka 11111 was discussing with her Sisters was evidently taking some time. Finally, Misaka 11111 leveled her head and met Shirai's gaze with her own steady one.
"Misaka 11111 cannot speak for all Sisters but Friend Shirai is being approached by Sisters who find Friend Shirai desirable and wish to have dating experiences of various types with Friend Shirai Misaka 11111 explains factually."
"But this is so sudden!" Shirai exclaimed. "You Sisters have always been warned to stay away from me and your Big Sister has threatened my life if ever I approached any of you!"
"Big Sister does not control Sisters or speak for Sisters Misaka 11111 says indignantly. Misakas are very angry with Big Sister over Big Sister's poor treatment of Friend Shirai."
"You are?"
"Misaka 19911 related the sad story of finding the heartbroken Friend Shirai in the park which caused all Sisters to shed tears for Friend Shirai after hearing the story of Big Sister's vicious treatment of much refined Friend Shirai."
"You all cried over me?" Shirai whispered.
"Sisters cannot lie Misaka 11111 reminds Friend Shirai."
"But why the dating, the flirting? Because you feel sorry for me?"
"Misaka 11111 confesses to being the Sister who proposed that Sisters who found Friend Shirai interesting or attractive should now take the opportunity to spend time with Friend Shirai. Misaka 11111 confesses to always having found Friend Shirai attractive and...sexy Misaka 11111 says covering Misaka 11111's face while blushing in embarrassment."
Shirai's head was spinning from all these revelations. "You five Sisters all wanted to date me?"
Through her fingers 11111 replied, "Misaka 11111 corrects Friend Shirai in that there are still other Sisters waiting their turn to meet with Friend Shirai and have a dating experience to detect compatibility."
"Turn?!"
"Misaka 11111 reveals there may be a schedule involved as to which Sister may interact with Friend Shirai on which days of the month."
"Schedule?" Shirai asked faintly. "How...how many Sisters, if I may ask?"
"Fifteen Misaka 11111 replies so far."
"Fifteen?! How did you decide the order?"
"A vigorous round of rock-paper-scissors replies Misaka 11111 proud of placing fifth."
"What if I want to spend more time with the same Sister, Misaka 11111?"
"Sisters can negotiate to switch days replies Misaka 11111."
"And you set all this up, Misaka 11111?"
"Friend Shirai is angry with Misaka 11111 so Misaka 11111 will leave and never bother Friend Shirai again Misaka 11111 sobs while leaving."
"Stop!" Shirai ordered, pulling Misaka 11111 onto her lap. "This is the most wonderful thing anyone has ever done for me, Misaka 11111."
"Really asks Misaka 11111 looking deeply into Friend Shirai's pretty eyes."
"Your eyes are beautiful as well, Misaka 11111," Shirai replied leaning in closely to Misaka 11111's face.
"Misaka 11111's eyes are identical to all other..."
"You are all beautiful individuals, Misaka 11111," Shirai said softly. "After all, you alone came up with the dating idea."
Shirai moved closer yet. "May I give you my first kiss, Misaka 11111?"
"You wish to give Misaka 11111 your very first kiss Misaka 11111 whispers in shock. Misaka 11111 is not worthy."
Shirai gently pressed her lips to Misaka 11111's lips, silencing the protests. Misaka 11111 froze for a moment before returning the kiss with an inexperienced passion. Shirai slowly and gently put one hand behind Misaka 11111's head, the other behind her lower back to gently tighten the kiss. She felt Misaka 11111 nervously mimic her actions.
The two girls finally broke the kiss after their bodies became desperate for oxygen.
"Misaka 11111 exclaims wow in wonder at the first kiss sensation."
"Oh," Shirai said, tears leaking from her eyes. "Thank you for making my first kiss so special, Misaka 11111."
"Misaka 11111 is happy to have brought joy to Friend Shirai and shyly asks to experiment and see if the second kiss is as good as the first while lowering Misaka 11111's lips to Friend Shirai's."
Shirai was amazed, never having thought that the Sisters were capable of such...passion. Yet Misaka 11111, the self-proclaimed 'shyest Sister' was being very forward and kissing Shirai like she had always dreamed of being kissed!
When they broke apart again, both girls were breathing very heavily. Shirai took a deep breath and then asked softly, "Are you sharing this with your Sisters, Misaka 11111?"
"No replies Misaka 11111 as this is a dream and a wonderful experience for Misaka 11111 to treasure alone. Also, Sisters wish to experience their first kisses directly with Friend Shirai Misaka 11111 reveals worried that Misaka 11111's kiss may pale in comparison to other Misaka's oscular efforts."
"Oh, Misaka 11111! Nothing can ever compare to our first kiss!" Shirai reassured her. "Now, I think we should adjourn to a nice restaurant I think you will enjoy for a romantic dinner, Misaka 11111, to conclude our evening."
"Misaka 11111 cannot contain the smile on Misaka 11111's face."
As revealed by Misaka 11111, a further ten Sisters did take turns over the next few weeks meeting up with Shirai whenever she was in public to either shyly or boldly take her out on dates or just meet up with her for casual conversation. There was frequent handholding, touching, and occasional kissing before things cycled back to Misaka 19911.
This time Shirai received a call on her mobile in her dorm room at the worst possible time: Misaka was lying on her bed directly across from Shirai!
"Hello?" Shirai answered cautiously.
"Friend Shirai Misaka 19911 asks hoping to have called the correct number."
"Yes, this is she," Shirai replied.
"Misaka 19911 notes Friend Shirai's tone and assumes that Big Sister is proximal and Friend Shirai must remain circumspect."
"That would be correct, I would need to do that."
"Misaka 19911 asks Friend Shirai to meet for a dinner date at Chef Luigi's in twenty minutes please with the excuse of being called there for an investigation."
"I understand, I will be there shortly."
Both girls disconnected. Shirai grabbed her jacket and put on her Judgement Armband. "I will be back in a while, Misaka-san."
Before Misaka could ask any questions...
< POP >
A number of teleports later Shirai arrived at the restaurant to find Misaka 19911 waiting out front, dressed in a pretty blouse and skirt. "Misaka 19911 is glad to see Friend Shirai Misaka 19911 says happily."
"I am happy to see you as well, Misaka 19911, but I have a question," Shirai said with a puzzled tone. "I thought Sisters could not lie, but you told me to give an excuse of an investigation."
"Neither Misaka 19911 nor Friend Shirai lied Misaka 19911 says with a broad smile as Misaka 19911 and Friend Shirai are investigating compatibility Misaka 19911 states with a laugh."
Shirai laughed too as they both entered the restaurant.
Several months passed with Shirai enjoying many dates with the various Sisters, and double dates with Uiharu and Saten. Saten had apparently been inspired enough by the Sisters' treatment of Shirai to confess to Uiharu and began dating her! Shirai was having such fun going out with the different Sisters she no longer even thought about having a relationship with Misaka.
The two of them were still roommates and ate meals together, but they rarely if ever socialized anymore. Shirai realized she had no idea what Misaka was even doing with her free time, if she was spending it with the Ape or someone else. Strangely, Shirai realized it no longer mattered to her either.
'I guess everyone was right when they told me it was just a crush,' Shirai thought to herself.
It was Friday night, Shirai had returned to her dorm room prior to curfew after having enjoyed a nice evening with Misaka 18812. They had gone to a movie, then shared a pizza afterword. Shirai was loving the gentle treatment she received from the Sisters who insisted on walking her home after their dates. Things varied after arriving at the gates to Tokiwadai. Tonight was cute.
"Friend Shirai Misaka 18812 asks shyly if Friend Shirai would be willing to give a goodnight kiss to Misaka 18812. Misaka 18812 is worried a this would be Misaka 18812's first kiss and might not be up to Friend Shirai's standards."
"Oh, Misaka 18812, I am so honored to have your first kiss," Shirai said softly. "I know it will be wonderful, just like you."
Shirai gently took Misaka 18812 into her arms, allowing the Sister to slowly adjust herself to the close contact. Misaka 18812 slowly leaned her head forward until her lips were finally in contact with Shirai's. Shirai gently kissed 18812 back, being sure not to scare her or move to quickly. After a minute Misaka 18812 drew back slightly and whispered, "Misaka 18812 now understands why other Misakas find this such a pleasurable experience. May Misaka 18812 continue with Friend Shirai and perhaps attempt more advanced techniques Misaka 18812 asks while blushing at being so forward."
It was a good thing the Sister Network paid attention and would remind whoever was with Shirai of Shirai's approaching curfew time...
Which brings us back to the dorm room. Shirai entered, nodded to Misaka who was reading on her bed, then entered the bathroom to take a shower and change into her pajamas. Finished with her shower, Shirai came out, hung up her uniform, then sat on her bed to brush out her hair.
Misaka closed her book and looked over at Shirai. "Ready for the System Scan next month?" she asked.
Slightly startled that Misaka was actually having a casual conversation her, Shirai stopped brushing for a moment. "I guess so," Shirai replied. "My instructors have not really been doing anything different to prepare for it."
"Huh," Misaka replied. "Mine keep wanting me to try something other than tokens, but I keep telling them it is what I am used to."
"Probably wise to stick with what works best for you," Shirai agreed, feeling the awkwardness of the conversation.
An awkward silence follows which is filled by Shirai brushing out her naturally curly red hair. Misaka breaks the silence again by asking, "So, are we meeting Uiharu and Saten at our usual time at Josephs today?"
Shirai dropped her brush in shock. "Excuse me, Misaka-san?" Shirai said indignantly. "*Our* usual time? Really?"
Shirai glared at a stunned Misaka who was staring at her. Misaka's jaw was dropped.
"When was the last time you ever deigned to join us, Misaka-san?" Shirai ground out. "I will give you a hint: it was more than five months ago!"
"Five months?"
"Tell me, Misaka-san, have you even missed us? Me?" Shirai continued. "Not that I care anymore, but have you even noticed that I no longer call you 'Sissy' or that we never spend any time together other than at night or at meals?"
Another silence, then Misaka said softly, "Kuroko..."
Shirai held up her hand. "Only my close friends may call me that, please address me as 'Shirai', Misaka-san," Shirai said in a neutral tone. She put up her brush and crawled under her covers, dowsing her bedside light. "To answer your question, Misaka-san, my friends and I are double-dating somewhere tomorrow. I will ask them if they would like to meet with you some other time and inform you of their decision. Good night."
Misaka looked a combination of someone who had been gut-punched and a fish on dry land. Five months? She racked her brain but she realized Shirai was correct: she had not realized her best friend had stopped calling her 'Sissy' or that they had stopped spending any time together.
Misaka flopped onto her back on her bed, covering her face with her arms. Shirai must be beyond hurt, Misaka realized, as she had never raised her voice or gotten angry with Misaka before this. Misaka started to drift off to sleep before her eyes popped open again!
"'DOUBLE-DATE?!'"
The next morning Misaka awoke to find Shirai already gone. For the first time she had not waited to breakfast with Misaka. Quickly washing up and throwing on her uniform, Misaka made her way to the dorm's café. She felt a stab to her heart when she saw 'their' table empty. Taking a tray and getting her breakfast, Misaka made her way to the table. She had almost made it there when she heard a familiar laugh then saw a pair of familiar red pigtails seated at another table.
With Kongou Mitsuko, and Kongou's friends Wannai and Awatsuki.
The four girls were smiling, laughing, and chatting happily!
Like she and Kur...Shirai used to do all the time.
Five months...
The friends had decided to try a new Yakiniku restaurant and Shirai's date for the evening was Misaka 10101. The two couples were taking turns grilling and feeding each other savory bites and different sauces while gossiping and talking about school.
"Not to bring down the mood, but you will never guess who asked about joining us quote 'at our usual time at Josephs' tonight?" Shirai said in a sour tone.
Uiharu and Saten looked shocked. Misaka 10101 titled her head and replied. "Has it not been more than six months since Big Sister caused Girlfriend Kuroko such emotional trauma then proceeded to ignore Girlfriend Kuroko and Friends Uiharu and Saten asks Misaka 10101 with abject disdain for Big Sister."
"Six months?" Shirai said thoughtfully. "I told her it had been over five months since she had joined us."
"I see you apparently did not invite her along," Saten said smugly. "Good for you!"
"Saten-san, we should not be mean," Uiharu said politely.
"Oh?" Saten replied. "Like the cruel way Misaka treated Shirai?"
"Please do not argue, Saten and Uiharu," Shirai said sweetly. "It is behind me, I am over her, I am lucky enough to have several sweet girls who care for me and wish to be my girlfriend."
"Misaka 10101 is blushing from happiness."
"I have been meaning to ask, Shirai-san, and no offense to Misaka 10101 and her Sisters, but how do you keep them all straight?" Uiharu asked curiously.
"I am so glad you asked, Kazari," Saten admitted. "I was wondering as well."
"May Misaka 10101 answer Misaka 10101 asks Girlfriend Kuroko shyly."
Shirai blushed slightly and nodded.
"Girlfriend Kuroko took a cue from Savior Misaka 10101 explains and bought Sisters different jewelry gifts to differentiate the Sisters based on the Sisters' personalities Misaka 10101 explains while showing a necklace of a dancer as Misaka 10101 enjoys dancing."
"Kwai!" chorused Saten and Uiharu.
Shirai and Misaka 10101 pecked each other's lips.
"Not to ask a hard question," Saten said. "But how will you all decide on who... I mean which one..." Saten blushed.
"Misakas are willing to be Girlfriend Kuroko's Harem if that is what Girlfriend Kuroko desires Misaka 10101 reveals as Sisters do not wish to harm Girlfriend Kuroko or other Sisters."
Shirai looked at Misaka 10101 stunned. "Really?! I do not have to choose between all of you if I do not want to?"
"Unlike someone who will remain nameless Sisters are not Tsunderes Misaka 10101 replies with a grin."
Everyone giggled. "You Sisters are developing quite the sense of humor," Uiharu said with a big smile.
The tinkling of a bell indicated that the door to the restaurant had opened. "Isn't that Kamijou?" Saten asked peering at the doorway.
Shirai stiffened in worry.
"Not to worry Girlfriend Kuroko he is accompanied by Friend Index not Big Tsundere Misaka 10101 reassures the table."
Another giggle swept the table as Kamijou and Index were seated next to them.
"Hello ladies."
"Hello Kamijou."
"Hello Kamijou-san."
"Greetings Savior."
"Hello Ap...Kamijou."
"Everyone, this is my...friend, Index. Index this is Saten, Uiharu, Shirai, and Misaka..."
"I am Misaka 10101 as identified by this beautiful necklace gifted by Girlfriend Kuroko Misaka 10101 states proudly."
"I am honored to meet you all."
"Girlfriend Kuroko?" Kamijou stuttered. "Is that why you are no longer kicking me in the..."
"I... we, would appreciate your discretion, Kamijou-sama, in not revealing this to Misaka-san," Shirai said politely.
Kamijou regarded Shirai for a moment, then nodded with a smile. "If it keeps a smile on your face, Shirai-san, I am happy to comply. Now what do you Ojou-samas recommend here?"
Uiharu almost fainted from happiness by being called an 'Ojou-sama' by a high school boy and all the girls took turns pointing out different things for Kamijou and Index to try, while Shirai insisted in adding their check to hers, over Kamijou's protests, but with Index's widening smile.
It was the regular Friday Sister conclave, this week at Misaka 10032's apartment. Her cat, Later, had disappeared to avoid the massive amount of static electricity being generated by all the Sisters present. Tonight's dinner was tempura veggies with rice, which happily consumed by the Sisters with several varieties of hot tea.
"Misaka 19032 would like to call the Sisters to order. Misaka 10032 would like an update from all Sisters involved with dating Friend Shirai as Sisters are keeping experiences private."
"Misaka 19911 will go first as Misaka 19911 began this experience. Misaka 19911 has thoroughly enjoyed the dating experience with Friend Shirai but believes that Misaka 19911 feels more like a Big Sister to Friend Shirai than a Girlfriend and will inform Friend Shirai when it is Misaka 19911's next turn."
"Is Misaka 19911 sad about this asks Misaka 10032."
"Negative replies Misaka 19911 who is happy to have found a younger Sister to cherish and protect."
"Misaka 10101 would like to relate a story told to Misaka 10101 by Girlfriend Kuroko regarding Big Sister finally attempting to spend an evening with Girlfriend Shirai and friends only to be told by Girlfriend Kuroko that it had been more than five months since Big Sister had attempted to spend any time with the friends."
"How did Big Sister react gasps Misaka 11111."
"Apparently with shock replies Misaka 10101 especially as Girlfriend Shirai neither invited Big Sister to attend nor encouraged Big Sister to reach out to Friends Uiharu and Saten."
"Misaka 10039 reveals that Girlfriend Kuroko is strongly considering not sharing a dorm room with Big Sister next year."
Silence.
"That would leave Big Sister with only Savior and possibly Friend Index as friends whispers Misaka 11420 who is having difficulty feeling sympathy for Big Sister."
"Misaka 19054 suggests that if the friendship between Girlfriend Kuroko and Big Sister is ruptured Sisters should attempt to provide support to Big Sister."
"Would Friends Uiharu and Saten also snub Big Sister asks Misaka 18812."
"Misaka 19032 believes there would be an uneasy friendship."
"Perhaps after a cooling off period Big Sister and Girlfriend Kuroko could reconcile Misaka 10101 states hopefully but without conviction."
"Misaka 10101 has another item to bring to the Sisters attention as Misaka 10101 inadvertently revealed to Girlfriend Kuroko that Sisters had agreed to become a harem in order to avoid losing any smiles with regards to dating Girlfriend Kuroko."
Silence.
"How, how did Girlfriend Kuroko take the revelation Misaka 11111 inquires timidly."
"Girlfriend Kuroko seemed relieved happy and excited Misaka 10101 states for the record as Misaka 10101 believes Girlfriend Kuroko was worried about hurting a Sister Misaka 10101 says with a happy tear trickling down."
The other Sisters were rubbing their eyes or dabbing them with handkerchiefs.
"Truly Big Sister does not realize what Big Sister has lost Misaka 11111 whispers aloud."
The end of the semester was approaching and Shirai was studying for her N-Space mathematics exam when Misaka abruptly came into the Library and stomped over to the table where Shirai was studying.
"You're moving to another dorm room and you didn't tell me?!" Misaka demanded angrily.
"Shhh," Shirai responded, finger to her lips. "You are in a library; people are studying."
Misaka glared at her.
Shirai stared at Misaka with a bored look. "Why would I tell you? It is not like we are friends or it would matter to you, Misaka-san. We are just two people who share a dorm room, nothing more," Shirai said in a cutting tone. "It has been that way for close to a year now."
Shirai grabbed her book and her briefcase.
< POP >
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Misaka turned her head and saw Shokuhou slowly and ironically clapping her gloved hands together while Hokaze stared at Misaka in what looked like horror.
"So, the rumors are true, Muscle Head," Shokuhou said in a pitying tone. "You are Academy City's first Level 6; Level 6 Tsundere that is."
"My Queen!" Hokaze said, laying her hand on Shokuhou's arm. "Misaka-san has just had a terrible shock; be kind!"
"Trust you to gloat at a time like this, Shokuhou," Misaka said bitterly.
"TeeHee, trust me, I am not gloating, just feeling sorry for you, Misaka-san," Shokuhou replied honestly. "To lose the one person who was always there for you through thick and thin must be devastating."
Shokuhou and Hokaze walked over to Misaka who was still standing by the table where Shirai had been seated. "If it makes you feel any better, Misaka-san, little Shirai does not hate you," Shokuhou said soothingly.
Misaka looked at Shokuhou.
"She just has found someone else who appreciates her and actually returns her affection," Shokuhou said simply.
"Is that who she is rooming with?" Misaka asked.
"Oh goodness no," Shokuhou laughed. "Shirai does not know it yet, but they paired her with one of my girls."
*SNAPCRACKLEPOP*
"Oh, get off your high horse, Muscle Head," Shokuhou snapped. "First of all, I had nothing to do with it, it was simply luck of the draw. Second, you lost any right to be jealous when you pushed Shirai-san away and lost her as a potential love *and* a friend."
"Misaka-san, while Shirai-san's antics may have been childish and over the top, no one could deny her love and devotion to you," Hokaze said sweetly. "When she told me that you and she were no longer friends, my heart broke."
"Shirai said that?!"
"Misaka-san, we all had noticed how much improved Shirai-san's behavior had been towards yourself," Hokaze said.
"But you, of course, did not," Shokuhou said dryly. "So, when Shirai finally asked you out on a real date you showed your usual tact and grace and told her you knew it was just a plot for her to assault you, even though she had done nothing of the sort for several months."
"Shirai-san hit bottom after that and was shattered, Misaka-san."
"Fortunately, a kind girl found her, listened to her story, and decided to ask her out," Shokuhou related. "She got Shirai-san back on her feet and with the help of some other girls who also wanted to date Shirai, they slowly and lovingly restored her confidence and happiness."
"Indeed, I do not think any of us in the Clique have ever seen Shirai-san so happy and full of life!" Hokaze confirmed.
Misaka did not think she could feel any worse about herself.
"The good news is you will have your room to yourself as I do," Shokuhou said with a smile. "You will not have to worry about any potential roommate issues anymore."
Misaka was wrong; she could feel worse.
Shirai actually loved having Misaka 19911 as her new Big Sister as she had grown up as an only child. 19911 made a good sounding board, loved to listen to Shirai when she needed someone to vent to, and gave good advice about how to handle issues. She also gave cuddles and head pats when Shirai needed them most.
Misaka 19911 was the one Shirai spoke with about whether she should stay roommates with Mikoto or not. It was an interesting talk.
"Misaka 19911 asks how Friend Kuroko would feel after having been Big Sister's roommate for so long."
"Honestly? I am a little sad, Onee-sama 19911. But Misaka-san made her choices and now I need to make mine."
"Is Friend Kuroko worried about the difficulty of adjusting to a new roommate Misaka 19911 asks with concern for Friend Kuroko's wellbeing."
"Do you think I am making a mistake, Misaka 19911? Should I stay with the Devil I know?"
Misaka 19911 tilted her head, a sign of a Sister conference as Shirai had learned. Apparently the Sisters were taking this question very seriously as it went on for several minutes. Finally, Misaka 19911 refocused on Shirai.
"Sisters believe that Friend Kuroko should choose what is best for Friend Kuroko's mental health but most believe that would include being in a separate room Misaka 19911 states for the record."
Shirai cuddled up to 19911. "What do you think? I am so hurt because I always thought that Misaka-san and I would always be close; I never thought it would come to this."
"Based upon Misaka 19911's extensive reading Misaka 19911 believes a clean break would be best for Friend Kuroko at this point. Perhaps at some future time Big Sister and Friend Kuroko may reconcile and re-establish a level of friendship Misaka 19911 suggests politely hoping that Big Sister might regain control of Big Sister's senses."
*snort*
Shirai giggled. "That might be the day the Ap...Kamijou wins the lottery."
"Misaka 19911 giggles with Friend Shirai."
Seated in a corner booth at 'Coffee Supreme' Shirai and Misaka Imouto were having espressos and little tea cakes. Imouto had invited Shirai by saying, "Misaka Imouto would like to meet with Friend Kuroko for espressos and a possibly difficult discourse."
Shirai was now very used to the way the Sisters spoke and understood that Imouto meant this would something personal and emotional to Imouto, which was still hard for the Sisters to handle in conversation with non-Sisters. Shirai knew that Imouto as Mikoto's favorite Sister and Mikoto was close to Imouto, so perhaps Imouto was hoping to help reconcile Shirai and Mikoto?
Misaka Imouto waited until they had been served and were alone before she began speaking. Shirai was beginning to be an expert on reading the Sisters' very subtle body language after all her dates and she got the feeling that Imouto nervous.
"Friend Shirai Misaka Imouto wished to have a personal and possibly upsetting discussion away from other friends and Sisters Misaka Imouto reveals nervously."
"Did something bad happen, Imouto?" Shirai asked, worried. "Are you upset with me? Did I do something wrong?"
"No replies Misaka Imouto wishing to reassure Friend Shirai that Friend Shirai has done nothing wrong."
"Is it your Big Sister?" Shirai pressed on. "Is she unhappy you are spending time with me?"
"Friend Shirai the problem resides within Misaka 10032 Misaka 10032 replies sadly. Misaka 10032 is afraid that Misaka 10032 will distress or hurt Friend Shirai which is the last thing Misaka 10032 wishes to ever do Misaka 10032 laments unhappily."
Gently reaching out her hand, Shirai slowly took Imouto's hand in hers. "Misaka Imouto, You and your Sisters have treated me wonderfully and I cannot imagine anything you could do that would distress me unless it would be to tell me that you hate me and never wish to see me again."
"Never exclaims Misaka 10032 in horror at even the thought."
"Then tell me what is wrong, Imouto."
Imouto looked at Shirai with those big grey eyes. "Misaka 10032 wishes to inform Friend Shirai that Misaka 10032 does not feel romantic love for Friend Shirai, only deep friendship and hopes Friend Shirai is not hurt by this revelation Misaka 10032 says while blushing."
That revelation made Shirai pause for a brief moment, but then she smiled and said, "Misaka Imouto, I am blessed that you even tried dating me to see if we were compatible; there is no shame in determining that I am not the one for you! I am honored that you even saw fit to try to date someone like me!"
"That is not why Misaka 10032 is worried Misaka 10032 states fearful of Friend Shirai's reaction."
"What is it that you think is so terrible, Imouto?"
"Misaka 10032 whispers that Misaka 10032 is in love with Savior. Misaka 10032 fears Friend Shirai will equate Misaka 10032 with Big Sister and hate Misaka 10032 Misaka 10032 cries while looking down at the ground."
Hearing Imouto's revelation shocks Shirai for a moment, but then she realizes something. "Imouto, you have been in love with the Ap...Kamijou since he saved you, haven't you?"
Imouto just nodded her head.
"Have you ever told him or asked him out?"
Eyes still locked on the floor, Imouto just shook her head again. "Misaka 10032 is too shy and afraid of rejection replies Misaka 10032. Savior did give Misaka 10032 a gift of a necklace but that was only so that Savior could differentiate Misaka 10032 from Big Sister and other Misakas."
Imouto raised her face to Shirai. "Misaka 10032 has attempted conversation with Savior but was interrupted by jealous Big Sister."
Shirai rubbed her hands together and grew a wicked smile. "So, if I could arrange for you to have uninterrupted time with the Ap...Kamijou, do you think you would be brave enough to speak with him and ask him for a date, Imouto?"
"What type of date does Friend Shirai suggest asks Misaka 10032. How will Friend Shirai arrange for Savior and Misaka 10032 to meet asks Misaka 10032."
"For the date, I would suggest a quiet restaurant where you both can relax and eat, while having a nice conversation," Shirai said with a smile. "I can give you a few recommendations. As for how I will get him to meet with you...heh heh heh"
"Friend Shirai Misaka 10032 exclaims that is a very suspicious expression."
Kamijou had just been released from his usual afterschool extra makeup class when his phone pinged with a message. He opened the message and his little teacher heard him exclaim, "Such misfortune!" before he ran from the school.
The anonymous message ran: "Kamijou-san, after you read this you have exactly seventeen minutes to reach your 'Suite' at A Certain Hospital for an important meeting. Failure to arrive will result in the following picture being sent to your teacher Yomikawa-sensei. Arriving on time will actually bring you a happy surprise and a wonderful opportunity."
The attached photo, which Kamijou knew was fake but would never be able to convince anyone else that it was fake, was of him apparently peeping into the Girls' Locker room at his school. It was dated and timestamped to be during a school day and one could vaguely make out that there were people inside the locker room.
Kamijou never ran so fast in his life.
It was once again Misaka 11111's turn with Shirai and they were having a night in at 11111's loft. The two girls were trying their hand at making Shrimp Scampi with linguini along with Italian bread. Things were not going smoothly but that was half the fun as the two were laughing at the fun they were having while making a mess.
"Misaka 11111 suggests surrendering and converting the recipe to either Shrimp Lo Mein or Shrimp Fried Rice Girlfriend Shirai."
"Since we already have the pasta cooked, Lo Mein is a good idea, 11111. Let me get some peas and onions from your fridge to add in while you heat up the wok."
"Misaka 11111 suggests utilizing the garlic oil already created for the scampi then adding other spices."
"Great idea!"
After they ate the improvised Lo Mein the two girls sat on the sofa, under a blanket, cuddling. "Best Shrimp Scampi ever!" Shirai giggled.
"Misaka 11111 and Girlfriend Shirai should challenge Savior to a cooking battle Misaka 11111 snarks."
"We would need a handicap, like he must work with Index as a partner," Shirai said with a smile.
"Savior would have nothing left to serve Misaka 11111 gasps with a smile."
The two of them cuddled for a little while, unbeknownst to Shirai, Misaka 11111 consulted with her Sisters.
{"Misaka 11111 is about to attempt to further advance Misaka 11111's relationship with Girlfriend Shirai but fears rejection and disgrace."}
{"While Misaka 11420 is jealous of Misaka 11111 Misaka 11420 reminds Misaka 11111 that Girlfriend Shirai is kind and loving and would never hurt any Misaka in that way."}
Her other Sisters chimed in with similar thoughts and reassurances with Misaka 19911 having the final word:
{"Do not break Friend Shirai's heart, or trust, warns Misaka 19911 implying dire consequences to *all* Misakas."}
"Girlfriend Shirai...could...would...Misaka 11111 would like to exchange garlic flavored kisses with romantic caresses Misaka 11111 stammers fearing rejection."
Shirai was startled: a Sister stammering? Showing a real emotion? Shirai gently took 11111 into her arms and kissed her lips.
"But Misaka 11111's beath..."
*Smootch*
"But..."
*Nibble*
That provoked a reaction Shirai did not expect. Shy Misaka 11111 took charge, one hand gently grasping Shirai's head and firmly locking Shirai's lips to Misaka 11111's. Misaka 11111's other hand slowly and gently began exploring upwards underneath Shirai's blouse starting from her tummy, but making progress towards...
Shirai's eyes popped wide open! As she gasped in surprise at Misaka 11111's unusual daring, 11111 continued her bold behavior by sliding her tongue into Shirai's mouth!
Shirai thought she had to be dreaming; in her wildest fantasies she could have never imagined this. It was obvious Misaka 11111 had no idea what she was doing, but then again neither did Shirai really. However, Shirai was perfectly willing to learn with Misaka 11111! Shirai began to gently tongue wrestle with 11111 while sliding both her hands up Misaka 11111's shirt and exploring.
After what seemed to be hours of enjoyable exploration, both girls ran out of oxygen. Oddly enough, the normally more aggressive Shirai was on the bottom on the sofa with the very breathless Misaka 11111 lying atop her.
"Is Misaka 11111 being too forward Girlfriend Shirai Misaka 11111 asks while worried that Girlfriend Shirai is feeling ravaged."
"I was just going to ask you the same thing, Misaka 11111."
"Would Girlfriend Shirai like to continue Misaka 11111 asks shyly while blushing and feeling embarrassed because Misaka 11111 would like to suggest continuing in the bedroom."
Shirai looked into Misaka 11111's eyes. Misaka 11111 met her gaze and nodded confidently.
< POP >
"Misaka 11111 thanks the Sisters for coming to the meeting."
"Is there a crisis asks Misaka 19911 worried for the quiet Misaka 11111."
"No sighs Misaka 11111 contentedly. Girlfriend Lover Kuroko has been tender sweet and caring Misaka 11111 affirms happily."
"Girlfriend Lover exclaims Misaka 11420 shocked that shy Misaka 11111 was able to become the first Sister to have a lover."
"What does this mean for other Sisters asks Misaka 18812."
"Misaka 11111 explained to Girlfriend Lover Kuroko that the experience was not shared with other Sisters because all Sisters wished to have their own unique experiences. Girlfriend Lover Kuroko asked if Misaka 11111 would be jealous if other Sisters had similar experiences but Misaka 11111 reminded Girlfriend Lover Kuroko that Sisters had agreed to sharing affections."
"Was Imouto Kuroko in agreement asks Misaka 19911 in the role of older Sister."
"Misaka 11111 reveals that Girlfriend Lover Kuroko was worried about other Sisters losing their smiles just like Savior worries Misaka 11111 says with loving admiration for Girlfriend Lover Kuroko's thoughtfulness. Girlfriend Lover Kuroko was also worried that other Misakas might feel pressured to become lovers before Sisters were ready Misaka 11111 reveals."
"Misaka 19911 asks Sisters to move at Sisters' own comfort level as Imouto Kuroko has now proven to be trustworthy."
"Misaka 10101 has a modest proposal. Perhaps a gathering of all Sisters plus Girlfriend Kuroko and Friends Saten and Uiharu could be performed as a picnic on Sunday allowing two days for preparation by Sisters."
"Misaka 18812 find this idea excellent and seconds the motion."
"Saten-san, I just received the strangest email."
"From the Sisters?" Saten replied with a smile. "They are so cute how they word things."
"Misakas would like to enjoy the company of Friend Uiharu on Sunday at the River Park Pavilion for a picnic states Misaka 19911," Uiharu read with a laugh.
"Sisters will provide adequate food and beverages for the group so Friend Saten need not bring along any comestibles Misaka 19911 says kindly," Saten giggled.
"Bathing suits and towels optional if sunbathing or swimming is desired and tanning lotion will be provided," Uiharu continued.
"Well, I have a cute new bikini I would not mind wearing," Saten said thoughtfully. "You could wear that sexy one I bought you, Uiharu."
"Nononononono! It shows off too much skin, Saten-san!"
"Not enough, I would say!" Saten replied with a grin.
Shirai was having an amazing amount of fun! The Sisters had outdone themselves to make a special day. They had a nice pavilion near the river and a little used public pool that somehow had been reserved just for their party's use. Hibachis had been brought and set up, along with ice chests full of cool drinks.
Saten and Uiharu arrived right on time, meeting Shirai as she was walking to the picnic from a different entrance. The three girls walked together chatting happily. Uiharu and Saten were wearing shorts, with Uiharu wearing a cute blouse and Saten a t-shirt. Shirai had opted for rather tight high-waist shorts and a short blouse tied off just below her...assets...
"Are the Sisters bringing food or cooking?" Uiharu asked excitedly.
"Are they good cooks?" Saten asked politely.
"Well," Shirai replied. "Like any group some are better than others, but they are all better than average in my opinion."
The three friends arrived at the picnic area and stopped and stared: Sisters everywhere! Some in bikinis, some in shorts and various forms of t-shirts, others in sundresses. Shirai had a virtual feast for her eyes! One of the Sisters noticed the girls arriving.
"Girlfriend Shirai!" was the unified cry from the Sisters.
The Sisters swarmed the three friends with many of them embracing or kissing Shirai. Some of the kissing was very passionate.
"Hello everyone!" Uiharu cried out cheerfully. "Thank you for inviting us!"
"Yes, thank you!" echoed Saten looking at all the Misakas.
"Sisters have reserved the shelter for consuming the picnic goods Misaka 10101 relates happily."
"There are also beach umbrellas and small sun cabanas for relaxing and tanning Misaka 19054 explains while pointing at the items."
"The hibachis are preheating Misaka 10032 explains so that arriving will know that grilled items will be ready in approximately an hour."
"Friends Uiharu and Saten look very pretty exclaims Misaka 11111 while attempting not to stare at Girlfriend Lover Kuroko's enticing clothing."
Shirai noticed that Misaka 11111 was wearing a rather revealing bikini similar in style to what Shirai might have worn in the past. "You are looking very daring, Misaka Chūrippu," (1) Shirai said with a smile.
"Girlfriend Lover?" Uiharu whispered to Saten.
The picnic was turning out to be a resounding success with everyone having fun: volleyball was played, there was swimming, sunbathing...though not without some small incidents.
"Come on out, Uiharu!" Saten called sweetly. "Show everyone your pretty bikini!"
Her voice echoing from within the locker room Uiharu cried out, "How did you switch my suit to this bikini?! It is too small! I could never!"
"Is there a problem Friend Saten asks Misaka 11420."
Saten giggled. "Uiharu thinks her bikini is too small and shows off too much skin, Misaka 11420. But it is less daring than Shirai or Misaka 11111's suits."
Misaka 11420 nodded then entered the locker room.
"Friend Uiharu that is a very visually stimulating bikini admires Misaka 11420."
"No, stop, do not look!" Uiharu cried.
"Misaka 11420 notes the bottom needs a small adjustment for more adequate coverage so Misaka 11420 will aid Friend Uiharu."
*SHRIEK*
"Is that better asks Misaka 11420 noting the top could use a small adjustment as well."
Uiharu ran out of the locker room, her arms covering her chest, almost knocking Saten over as she raced into a sun cabana. Misaka 11420 walked casually out of the locker room, looked at Saten, and said, "Friend Uiharu has a very cute form that would be tempting if Misaka 11420 were not involved with Girlfriend Kuroko."
Saten just stared after Misaka 11420, then shook her head. "The Sisters are really getting a wicked sense of humor," Saten thought to herself.
"Friend Uiharu wait Misaka 11420 needs to massage sun screen onto your skin Misaka 11420 calls out."
Meanwhile Shirai was having a great time with all her admirers; the Sisters were doing their best to spoil her. They seemed to have worked out a system where each of them had private time with her as well as group times with all the Sisters. During her alone time with Misaka 10032 Shirai had an interesting discussion.
"Misaka 10032 thanks Friend Kuroko for arranging clandestine meeting with Savior at Savior's suite. Misaka 10032 was finally able to have a private conversation with Savior and request a date with Savior Misaka 10032 reveals breathlessly to Friend Kuroko."
"Was the Ap...Kamijou polite to you and accept your request, Imouto?"
"At first Savior seemed to believe that Misaka 10032 was Big Sister and Savior feared imminent combat Misaka 10032 giggles. Once Savior visualized Misaka 10032's cherished necklace received from Savior Savior was happy and willing to accept Misaka 10032's declaration of affection Misaka 10032 states with joy."
"I am so happy for you!" Shirai said, hugging Imouto. "Have you actually gone on a date yet."
"Misaka 10032 replies that Savior has accompanied Misaka 10032 on two dates Misaka 10032 replies excitedly. Savior stated that it was pleasurable dating a Misaka who is not attempting to electrocute Savior Misaka 10032 chortles. However Savior did state something curious Misaka 10032 relays."
"What is that?"
"While holding hands Savior kept looking around fearfully and Misaka 10032 asked if Savior was worried about being seen by Big Sister Misaka 10032 replies. However Savior stated Savior was worried about being kicked in the head while holding Misaka 10032's hand leaving Misaka 10032 puzzled as to why Big Sister would kick Savior in the head."
"Ummmmm..."
"The food is ready Misaka 19911 shouts out to all the guests."
"Let's go eat!" Shirai said glad for the timely interruption.
The Sisters made it pleasant for all three girls by serving Uiharu, Saten, and Shirai food and actually spoiling the three girls equally.
"Misaka 11420 offers Friend Uiharu Misaka 11420's Negima to try."
"Please try Misaka 18812's Sasami no Ume-shiso Friend Saten."
"Misaka 11111 shy offers Girlfriend Lover Kuroko Misaka 11111's Sakana No Shioyaki and hopes they are to Girlfriend Lover Kuroko's taste."
Not only were they serving the three girls, but the Sisters were even feeding them directly with their chopsticks! The food just kept coming with everyone trying all the different foods and side dishes happily. Uiharu and Saten noticed the Sisters were trying to sneak in kisses with Shirai when they thought the other Sisters were not looking which caused occasional issues when two Sisters attempted to sneak a kiss at the same time.
After they all were satisfied from the wonderful food everyone stretched out in the sun for a while to rest and tan a little. This brought on more interesting behavior.
"Misaka 18812 asks Girlfriend Kuroko to apply sun lotion to Misaka 18812's body."
"Unfair cries Misaka 11420 who also wants Girlfriend Kuroko to apply sun lotion."
"But Misaka 11111 was about to apply sun lotion to Girlfriend Lover Kuroko's delicate skin before it burns protests Misaka 11111."
"Misaka 19054 protests that it was Misaka 19054's turn to caress Girlfriend Kuroko's body with sun lotion."
"Misakas," Uiharu said in her sweet tone of voice. "I am sure Shirai-san would love to apply sun lotion to all of you!"
Saten snarked while Shirai beamed.
"So," Uiharu continued, "Misaka 19054 applies sun lotion to the left half of Shirai-san's body, Misaka 11111 applies to the right half. Then the Sisters who wishes Shirai-san to apply lotion to them should determine an order for Shirai-san to take them in."
The Sisters all tilted their heads for a moment, then looked up to Uiharu.
"Truly Friend Uiharu is a genius exclaims Misaka 11420."
"Friend Uiharu has sliced through the Gordian Knot exclaims Misaka 19054."
"Sisters wishing to have Girlfriend Kuroko apply lotion should prepare for traditional combat states Misaka 18812 indicating the combat circle."
"Combat?!" exclaimed Saten.
"Shh, do not worry," Shirai laughed. "Just watch."
The Sisters formed a circle and a vigorous game of Rock-Paper-Scissors broke out, almost faster than the eye could follow. Within two minutes it was all over and the Sisters had settled on an order. Uiharu and Saten just watched in awe at the silent battle which had left the Sisters perspiring from how hard they fought.