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EXPERIMENT NO. 264
BASIC INFO
DATE: 4/6/87-4/8/87
SUBJECT INFO: Convict, male, 23 years of age. Subject is of taller stature, dullish purple fur, and pink skin.
NOTABLE FEATURES: Smaller teeth than average for an adult, scar on chin and forehead.
STATUS BEFORE PROCEDURE: Subject was taken in at 8:35 A.M, Monday, being placed into holding cell at 8:41 A.M. Subject expressed discomfort during holding time, occasionally kicking wall in bouts of anger. Replaying security footage shows subject was quietly cursing out a “Dennouis”, “Zabak”, and “Jocroy” around 9:56 A.M, four minutes before the procedure.
TESTING ACCOUNT
BEGIN LOG 1
[10:24 A.M. Subject is led into discussion room by Level 3 security guard and sat at interview table. Two more Level 3 security guards wait outside, behind two-way mirror. Third guard exits room.]
[Minute passes, Dr. Saen enters and sits as well.]
Dr. Saen: Good afternoon, Mr. ███████████.
Subject: Afternoon.
Dr. Saen: I am thankful that the NGCPF allowed you over here today.
[Dr. Saen pulls out a tape recorder and sets it on the table, hitting the record button.]
Dr. Saen: Your interview will be helpful regarding our recent article.
Subject: What's it about?
Dr. Saen: Corruption in the police force, mainly about how they target the less fortunate. I feel you agree with this statement?
[Subject bitterly nods, then pauses for a moment.]
Subject: I didn't want to do it, you know. Rob that bank. Wasn't even my idea. It was that bastard Jocroy. All of em' bastards, actually.
Dr. Saen: Please, continue.
Subject: We were all old friends. Knew each other since grade school, that whole thing. We went out of touch when we graduated. Month ago, I finally saw them again, we passed one another in the subway and each did a double take.
[Subject smiled for a moment.]
Subject: At first, it was like our old friend group was back. Then one day...
[Dr. Saen leans in expectantly.]
Subject: One day, we all go out to lunch, and Jocroy says he's got a venture that's gonna get us all rich, and he figured he'd ask me to get me included. I would've said no, but, my wife you see, we recently had our egg hatch. He's the most precious thing. I wanna name him ███████, but my wife says that's a silly nam
Dr. Saen: Mr. ███████████, please get back to the topic.
[Subject stammers, then continues.]
Subject: Sorry. I agreed, and he told me to meet him at ███ █████ █████ that night. I told my wife I was heading out to the store.
[Subject face begins to form a look of despair.]
Subject: That's the last thing I said to her.
[Subject's voice begins to break.]
Subject: We robbed a bank. We robbed a grumpdamm bank. And they left me behind when the cops showed up.
[Subject stops talking. Dr. Saen hits the stop button on the tape recorder.]
Dr. Saen: Thank you, Mr. ███████████, you'll be helping GGN with this information.
[Dr. Saen puts on a facial mask. Subject is currently looking at their feet, not noticing. Dr. Saen turns on their mic.]
Dr. Saen: Subject is emotionally exposed.
[Subject quickly sits up confused. Level 3 security guard activates Fodcomite Gas. Subject falls asleep.]
END LOG 1
EXPERIMENT #264
ALLOTTED SNAX: 3 Corn, 1 Jelly Sandwich, 2 Ribs, 1 Apple, 4 Egg, 2 Olive, 1 Cherry
GGN WORKERS PRESENT: 3 Level 4 Scientists, 1 Waiter, 2 Level 3 Security Guards
LENGTH: 2 DAYS
- Subject is carted into The Dining Room and loaded onto The Dining Table by Scientist A. Security Guards follow.
- The Buffet Tray is carted in by Waiter. Scientists B and C arrive. Subject begins to awaken.
- Tools are prepped and sanitized.
- The Dentures are prepped and sanitized.
- The Dentures begin to be fitted into Subject's mouth.
- The Dentures are secured in Subject's mouth.
- Waiter brings out 1 Egg and serves it to Subject.
- Notable Observations: Right lower leg's fur fell out, skin hardened and turned tan. Scientist A attempted to chip off a sample for testing, only to shatter entire right lower leg.
- Waiter brings out Apple, Cherry, and Jelly Sandwich and serves it to Subject.
- Notable Observations: Right upper leg, as the lower leg was severed, puffed out and turned a yeasty color. Blood thickened and smelled sweet. Chunky brown paste was reported coming from Subject's eyes by Scientist C.
- Waiter brings out 2 Olive and 2 Egg and serves it to Subject.
- Notable Observations: Left and right paws rapidly swelled into green furless, digitless nubs. Left and right arms performed same action as right lower leg, and shattered off due to weight. Paws quickly collected and stored in The Buffet Tray.
- Waiter brings out Corn and Egg and serves it to Subject.
- Notable Observations: Teeth turn bright yellow and waxy. Scientist B's testing proved easier dental extraction, as roots turned to husk-like fibers. Subject's vocalizations quiet and cease.
- Waiter brings out Ribs and serves it to Subject.
- Notable Observations: Body rapidly sheds fur and begins to burn and char from the inside out. Scars on face ooze a savory scented substance. All movement ceases for 3 minutes.
- Subject begins Separation.
- Snax are put into The Buffet Tray. Scientist B stays behind to clean along with 1 Security Guard. Scientists A and C follow Waiter with The Buffet Tray out of The Dining Room.
- Scientists A, C and Waiter enter The Kitchen. Waiter attaches The Buffet Tray to The Blender and pushes them out via panel.
- The Blender is activated. During activation, Scientists A and C attach The Mold to the bottom.
- Snakmix is emptied into The Mold. Scientist C closes it and it is loaded into The Freezer.
- The Mold is left to freeze for rest of day.
- The Mold is transferred via conveyor to The Cabinet. The Mold is cracked open, dropping No.264 into standard stasis chamber.
END OF EXPERIMENT
BEGIN LOG 2
[5:21 P.M, Wednesday. No.264 floats in its chamber. It is expressionless. Dr. Saen steps up towards the base of the chamber.]
Dr. Saen: Good evening, No.264.
[There is no response.]
Dr. Saen: I was told your wife came by GNN today.
[There is no response.]
Dr. Saen: She requested a missing grumpus report in next week's news for you.
[There is no response.]
Dr. Saen: I don't think she'll have much luck, wouldn't you say?
[There is no response for 2 minutes. No.264's eyes focus on Dr. Saen.]
No.264: bastard
END LOG 2
FINAL RECORD
EXPERIMENT DESCRIPTION: A squat, burnt lump of a body. Its limbs are deformed and unusable. Its eyes are lopsided, and the mouth is too big for the face. It is hypothesized that the destruction of its lower right leg and arms translated over to the snakmater's improper reformation in some way.
STATUS AFTER PROCEDURE: No.264 was last documented with its eyes closed. There was a strange murmuring sound in the background. Upon closer analysis, it was a grumpling's lullaby.
STATUS: TERMINATED